How'd I do?
>>27148236
>14 guys
>1 girl
My fetish
>>27148255
>liking girls
What are you, straight?
>>27148268
I wasn't clear
the 1 girl has to be my girlfriend and the 14 guys should be various shades darker than me
>>27148648
>Team Mystic detected
>>27148236
Accurate.
>>27148236
Swap Team Zapdos and Moltres (forgot their names) and that's good. The Articuno team is spot on.
>>27148873
I've heard people say this, but I think it roughly depends on where you live. Valor is Team Normie where I live.
>>27149834
Normies dont take the time to switch which team and pick instinct
The people in my town that REALLY put thought into playing Pokemon play on Instinct. Valor runs by in hordes and takes our gyms in the day, but we come out while they are sleeping just to take them again.
I really does vary by town. For example, Instinct in our town has more of a gym presence than Mystic.
>>27148268
>not liking girls
What're you, fucking gay?
>>27150012
Normies played Pokémon Red and picked Charizard, so they pick Valor.
>>27150435
no they dont. they literally just click yes and move on they dont even know you can change teams.
mystic is tumblr and valor is ninegag
>>27148236
Accurate, a little too accurate.
>>27150422
That's kind of the idea, yeah
I like Articuno better, but I love Valor's color. What do?
>>27150555
Well, all of the fan art for Mystic is Articuno related. The only upside to Valor is the number of people and the color red. I wouldn't want a fire chicken representing me.
>>27148236
Pretty spot on
>>27150590
You really wish, don't you?
Here, Mystic is normie and child bait. Also only rezlly have a few gyms here and there. Instinct is a bit unclear, own chunks of gyms, see the same names a lot. I leave them alone, Zapdos is my favourite of the three and they're alright. Valor is just a mismatched group, haven't met a single one yet but we own a majority of the gyms and some of them have ridiculously high combat power. I'm not gonna complain all the time I have 10 safe gyms though.
>>27150590
If this was meant to portray any of the teams in a positive way, it didn't really succeed.
>>27150590
I'm a Mystic and this is why people hate Mystic.
>>27150590
This has been my experience recently. Met a guy playing the game while wearing a guy-fawkes mask - he was Valor.
>>27150422
As I've said in the past and will continue to say, you just never saw posts like this on pre-Go /vp/.
fixed
>>27150590
This is accurate
More like this
>>27150671
You think I'm a newfag?
Nigga, I got Pearl when I was 6
>>27150696
Mythfag detected
>>27150697
>Pearl when I was 6
So you're not a newfag? Sure about that?
>>27150696
This is the most accurate I've seen so far and I've been out to various malls/parks/busy places every day since release.
>>27150710
>being this new
>>27150697
>Not a newfag
>Admiting that you're underage
Choose one
>>27150696
What is the difference between yellow and blue here?
>>27150639
It wasn't, just based on my personal experience so far.
>>27150710
>>27150735
I want GO players to go and stay go.
>>27148236
Instinct are the only people that are old enough to know that Zapdos is best bird.
>>27150755
I played every single Pokemon Gen. I'm not a newfag.
>>27150767
no no, zapdos is LITERALLY edgy :^ )
>>27150710
>>27150735
>not realizing the joke
>calling others newfag
>being this fucking new
kill yourselves.
>>27150755
>in a Pokemon GO thread
>acts like he doesn't play Go
Yea.. Because everyone in this thread totally only plays Go.
>>27150710
>>27150735
>not knowing about /vp/ memes.
THIS IS WHY I HATE GO
Get the fuck off this board.
>valorfags
>>27150828
Top kek
>>27150808
Believe it or not, I've not played GO, and have no intentions of doing so. It honestly doesn't appeal to me.
>>27150590
fixed
Discuss.
>>27148236
Pretty accurate. Glad im Valor and straight, unlike the other two.
>>27150945
Picard is way more valorous than Riker
>>27150896
>STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE
>>27150945
ds9 or tng o'brien? because they're really not the same.
>>27151000
Doesnt matter. Either way its accurate. Lol. Well, save Picard as Mystic. Thats just bs.
>>27150590
>>27150696
>>27150719
Mysti-cucks can't handle the truth
>>27150962
>>27151000
>>27151018The color of their sweaters
>>27151056
Truth. +1
>>27151018
"Picard as Mystic"? Are you retarded?
>>27150974
Kek. Ignore the failed elitests. Just your usual autists who think their good at the other games but really arent.
>>27151018
>Picard as Mystic
I may be more of a Star Wars fan than Star Trek fan but fuck...even I know that's not Picard.
>>27151089
Its b8 m8. Don't fall for/feed the troll anon.
Who cares, at least the official song for Instinct is easy to determine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHJHrwD1z1gAnd Zapdos is best bird
Articuno is second best
Moltres is replaced by generic birdmon tier
At least we can all agree that you're a fucking loser no matter what team you're in.
>>27151229
Fucking this.
>>27150736
I think the point was to show just how gay Valor is.
>>27151265
Look at what you're doing. You faggots argue about which team is better than the other, when you're all as bad as each other. Not a single one of you is "alpha", "cool" or "patrician". I can tell you're not a fucking normie because they don't actually give a fuck what team they're on and they certainly don't spend their time on this imageboard constantly arguing with the autistic manchildren on other teams.
Fucking kill yourself already.
>>27151374
OP here. That's the point of the image.
People are acting like my image is saying that Team Valor are winners or something. Spending 2500 dollars a year on alcohol doesn't make you a winner. It's just a different brand of manchild.
>>27151374
Look at how mad you are. Kek. Stay mad senpai
>>27148236
I can't wait till people start physically hurting each other over teams the game forces you to choose out of.
>>27151459
So I figured.
>>27151463
I'm going to bed. When I wake up, I will be calm. You, however, will still be fucking retarded.
>>27150875
then why are you here?
>>27151504
le epic winston churchill retort
>>27151504
Kek. You're the retard here. You come in posting your dislike for the game when its obvious the people in this thread like it/play it. You're crying for attention calling it trash, yet when you get called out, you get mad.
Its a POKEMON game in a POKEMON board/thread. Kek. Go sleep off your autism anon.
>>27151637
I came here to laugh at retards flinging shit at each other.
>>27151678
Read his posts, anon's not said the game is trash, just that the autists shit talking each other aren't any better than anyone.
>POKEMON game in a POKEMON board/thread
There's a general/containment thread, fucking use it if you want to post in your little fantasy world free from those with opposing opinions.
>>27151374
>Normie
>they don't actually give a fuck what team they're on
Maybe the girls but the guys have been agressive as fuck when it comes to teams and who's on what. Especially Valors.
>>27151747
>>27151678
>>27151374
All these mad PoGo anons
>>27151809
They mad over pokecoins... just buy them and quit the stupid rivalry. Christ anons, this shit flinging is stupid
>>27148236
find a better pick for instinct and its a 10/10
>>27152191
Such as...
>>27152730
it has to be an even more obnoxious kid
>>27150828
/vp/ has never had a good meme.
They've all always been shit.
Try to prove me wrong.
>>27153105