SHOWDERP: lazy fags

first for sucking dicks :3

second for get the FRICK in

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399074622

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399076025

fire blast is a great move

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399076775

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399077169

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>lose to hax
>hax him back to win but I choke
ok that's enough for tonight
new champer

Me or hoge

poppleo (Sealeo) @ Eviolite
Ability: Thick Fat
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Charm
- Yawn
- Encore
- Roar

Durant

Porygon-Z

wew

Roosty Boosty

Ampharos

your favorite special sweeper
physical only

>>27140131
Chump

>>27140138
>>27140143
>>27140150
>>27140151
>>27140160
>>27140162
Mumes

Champ was a ruse?

I'm impeaching.

Give me six meme mons from dogars so we can get a team done quick.

lombre

boosty roosty

>>27140286
the madman

charmeleon

wew

>>27140286
dogars

>>27140138

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399070159

lets go

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399086176

>>27140131
kys faggot

>>27140383
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399088307

memes

>>27140502
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399089267

lombre and charmeleon are doing really good!

>>27140549
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399090377

>>27140615
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399091761

new team

charmander

whatever you want comfyanon :3

flame orb rattata

cumcock (Jynx) @ Leftovers
Ability: Dry Skin
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Substitute
- Protect
- Torment
- Ice Beam

>>27140820
garchomp level 100

>>27140683
smeargle pretending to be xerneas

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:o

>>27140846
lol

>>27140846
lol

lets go!

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399095669

>>27140846
that's not pigeot. that's peugeot, a french car company that primarily makes small to midsize hatchbacks and crossovers

>>27140919
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399096968

fun match

>>27140993
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399097678

new team~

>>27141025
a dino

specs caterpie

nasty plot mew

scatterbug

A bovine pokemon named "cows are shit too"

rocky helmet defensive articuno

blood egg

MEGA RAYQUAZA

NAMED LAQUEESHA

>>27141241

>2 minutes later

how retarded can you be

>>27141250
the type of person who suggests mega rayquaza

>>27141250
Switch it out for one of the other faggot choices, retard.

>>27141271
:')

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399102224

lets go

>>27141281
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399103575

i get some weird en-... opps

>>27141341
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399104199

You have a bull on your shirt... you look like a firt... from a cartoon. A coon, and it ruins like prunes... you live with racoons! Animal boom? You live in Kalamazoo..

>>27141369
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399105088

I gtg for a bit, state of origin is on, new champ!

yes me or

Funperior (Rhyperior) @ Leppa Berry
Ability: Solid Rock
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Block
- Confide
- Curse
- Rest

>>27141449
die salami party

184 days in india

sure hit me up

horsea

>>27141454
No boosts thx (Zoroark) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Illusion
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Memento
- Trick
- Snatch
- Punishment

>>27141454
tell zarel

ponyta

>>27140827

zorua

Showderp which one of these hoenn pokemon is your favorite? Slugma, skarmory, heracross, azumarill, chinchou, or corsola?

>>27141479
girafarig

>>27141479
heracross when it comes to what each pokemon can bring to the battle
chinchou in that i'd like to have one with me in a real life pokemon adventure
skarmory was my favourite when i was a kid
slugma is my contrarian favourite

>>27141493
pls be b8

http://uncle-grandpa.wikia.com/wiki/Mooon_Man

>>27141497
i'm really serious man what's up?

>>27141512
those are all johto pokemon you silly :o

>>27141523
i love sinnoh pokemon

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399108419

>>27141535
my favorite is sneasel

>>27141556
honestly i didn't even clue in that it said "hoenn" pokemon. was just a list of some nice pokemon to me

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399110131

>losing to edge

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399111785

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399113441

that was satisfying

new team

own tempo ludicolo

le doge of DEATH (Houndoom) @ Houndoominite
Ability: Flash Fire
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Dark Pulse
- Fire Blast
- Destiny Bond
- Sludge Bomb

'≥' (Bagon) @ Life Orb
Ability: Sheer Force
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Dragon Rush
- Fire Fang
- Rock Slide
- Dragon Dance

>>27141804
rhyperior

>>27141804

rhydon

magneton

rhyhorn

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399115876

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399117156

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399119584

Hello. You are my only friends.

>>27142029
I'm so sorry.

>>27142029
same tho

>tfw ur gf breaks up with you and then tells everyone in your friend group it's "me or her"

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399123051

>>27142077

>gf breaks up
>says it me or her

u a lesbian?

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399124436

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399125866

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399127092

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399128466

mew champ

also, rate my champing

me or hydreigon specs

something 4x weak to rocks with defog and no recovery

>>27142461
solid 7

Me or Bigor.

>>27141466

Me or blood waifu

mega scizor with roost and sd

Something with Sturdy holding a Red Card.

Watch out for Knock Off.

anti-bully ranger

>>27142465
champ
>>27142468
>>27142469
>>27142471 >>27140827
>>27142474
>>27142475
>>27142477

>>27142477
>>27142481

you can combine these if you want

>>27142468
Articuno
Beautifly
Butterfree
Charizard
Delibird
Masquerain
Moltres
Mothim
Ninjask
Scyther
Vespiquen
Yanmega

>>27142029
hi anon, i hope ur havin a nice day/night c:

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399130946
Didn't combine, first reply says if I should
Birbe can't have body and defog
I thought solid 7 was a mon

>>27142550
>https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399130946

combine

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399133575
>>27142562
Well tell me what to add tyrone

>>27142654
Tell Zarel (Durant) @ Choice Band
Ability: Hustle
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Iron Head
- Rock Slide
- Superpower
- X-Scissor / Thunder Fang
does that work :o?

>>27142683
>https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399130946

>combine
>sturdy + red card
>hustle + choice band

Having trouble seeing how this could be combined. Did you not mean to link my suggestion?

>>27142692
i'm sorry i just took a sleeping pill and i'm a bit dozey

lets just disregard everything ive said

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399135400
My team was too surf tenta weak

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399135865
buge vengance

nu temu

belly drum unburden sitrus slurpuff

AV ferrothorn

Comedy Gold (Sableye) @ Sablenite
Ability: Keen Eye
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 256
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpA
Relaxed Nature
- Metronome
- Snatch
- Recover
- Ominous Wind

Magneton @ Eviolite
Ability: Analytic
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 30 SpA / 30 Spe
- Flash Cannon
- Hidden Power [Fire]
- Thunderbolt
- Volt Switch

something with 96 speed or more scarfed that can ohko houndoom

subpunch destiny bond gengar

flame charge volcano

>>27142821
weedle

safety dance

any smogon name called 'wornout faces'

>>27142821
specs blissey

if there's a shell smasher, another shell smasher

otherwise Kevin Costner

>>27142742
NUMBER ONE STRONG GUY (Tauros) @ Razor Claw
Ability: Anger Point
EVs: 85 HP / 85 Atk / 84 Def / 85 SpA / 84 SpD / 85 Spe
- Body Slam
- Earthquake
- Blizzard
- Hyper Beam

>>27142828
this is cute

>>27142822
this is also cute

>>27142828
96 base speed or raw speed stat?

>>27142827
meant sturdy

>>27142848
rhyperrior

>>27142848
base speed

>>27142848
>houndoom is 95 base speed
what do you think?

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399139635
>>27142848
not me
I'm me
>>27142849
First game with analytic, then change desu-ne

>>27142879
I think I'm just a dumbass who likes to be clear.

If I was champing, I'd choose 96 raw speed stat just to say 'fuck you' for not being clear.

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>when champs are the same skill-level as the shitters they are playing

I remember there being some discussion about potentially introducing an official champ skill test where champs ability would have to be of a certain standard before they were allowed to post here. I would be happy to officiate such an process, it could work in the same way a union might. Regulations and conditions would have to be met by new applicants but I think we could really make some progress to make Showderp a more competitive environment free of Summer-shitters.

>>27142927

officiate this

/me unzips

>>27142927

that would defeat the purpose

>>27142927
co signed

>>27142963
>summerfag doesn't understand that showderp is supposed to be for elite players only.

when will summer fucking end already?

>>27142985

>summerfag

I'm the one who told you about Showderp!

>>27143006
Being a new/summerfag is a mentality, not an actual status. Fuck I know people who have been here for 3 years and are still summerfags.

>>27143021
like?

that was a good match desu even if it seemed to be a snipe

>>27143021
we want names

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399143044
i liked that last battle.

>it's a champ doesn't know how to turn off modchat episode

>>27143039
>>27143061
moose and ger

>>27143096
only the user who turned on modchat can turn it off

>>27143098
literaly who

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399144697
>>27143096
It's a "Champ doesn't need to" episode

>>27143114
pfft fucking newfag

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399145143
The fun stops here

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399148119
Ban Stall

200 points
New champ

Something with substitute and an ability/item/move/base HP (raw stat 404+ to tank seismic toss/night shade) that makes it effective enough to tank. I don't know if it's possible, but try to get a priority attack on it if there's something that is capable of doing so. The sub is more important though.

Nothing else in the build matters, just gotta be a mon with beefy subs. Priority is not the top priority here, just a juicy addition if it can be fit in.

Nickname it after the closest object to your left that isn't related to your PC. For me, it would be something like 'coffee mug' or 'ashtray' if I'm holding that mug, or if you use this team for so long that I finish the coffee.

*raises paw*

rest sleep talk bulk up machoke named CIA

>>27142471

>>27143307>>27143307
>>27143307
>>27143307


hustle up champs, i shouldnt have to wait that long for a suggestion and still miss it.

>>27143312
Malamar

Musharna named DEATH STRANDING

smogonmon named "Worn Out Faces"

>>27143315
and i love you too pat-pat

scarf dragon

>>27143312
chim-cham
>>27143313
>>27143314 >>27140827
>>27143315 >>27143307
>>27143318
>>27143321
>>27143322 >>27143323 possible combination if you're up to the task


timp tamp

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399154853

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399156497

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399157619

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399157817

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399159958

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399161376

new team :-)

FEAR ME (Banette-Mega) @ Banettite
Ability: Prankster
Level: 37
IVs: 0 Atk
- Endure
- Grudge
- Destiny Bond
- Protect

belly baby

special meinshao

Dusknoir

4WatPorpoise (Dewgong)
- Drill Run
- Belch
- Water Pulse
- Perish Song

your favorite starter fully evolved

actually i'll go jerk off instead have fun with NOBODY shoederp

me i guess then

>>27143701

specs blissey

banded mew

physical gengar

donnel spheal

girafarig

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399166155

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399168109

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399169744

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399171612

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399173577

new team

eviolite balk

boom boom 2.5

Blood [of your choice]

in your opinion the most broken set in ou

you could use a win for a change

another boom boom

a third metrognome

>>27144162
>>27144168
>>27144169
>>27144172
>>27144182
>>27144193
venga boys

>>27144162
>>27144168
>>27144169
>>27144172
>>27144182
>>27144193
What a team.

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399177341

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399180090

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399183463

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399188713

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399191584

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399193461

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399194602

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399198432

new chimp

me

Eviolite middle stage of any starter Pokémon.

Pikachu-libre @ light ball

Funperior (Rhyperior) @ Leppa Berry
Ability: Solid Rock
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Block
- Confide
- Curse
- Rest

>>27143314

bully waifu

balk bird (mandibuzz)

Flying Banana Dino

safety dance

>>27145019
feel free to make this retarded meme 252+ timid with some dank spatk so it can actually do maybe even a single thing haha

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399204197
GEDDIN

GEDDIN
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399206628

memed on

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399210072
GEDDIN

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-399210072
nice skarmbliss fag

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399211921
GEDDIN

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399214485
GEDDIN

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399218354
GEDDIN

geddin
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399219066

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399223775
GEDDIN

geddin
new champ afterwards
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399229880

Give me something with mega heracross
also Zarel did it again

thanks zarel

thanks zarel
new champ

fucking zarel

karrablast

druddigon

thanks zarel

mastermite

toxicroak

>>27146203
Gastrodon

OH MY GOD KILL (Samurott) @ Leftovers
Ability: Shell Armor
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- False Swipe
- Hold Back
- Swords Dance
- Rest

sub cm jynx named cumcock revenge

>All this idiots giving mons when no new champ has presented itself.

Literally kill yourselves

>>27146208
>>27146213
>>27146220
>>27146225
>>27146228
>>27146232
>>27146235
dumbdumbs

>>27146245
shitpost!

>>27146274
NUMBER ONE STRONG GUY (Tauros) @ Razor Claw
Ability: Anger Point
EVs: 85 HP / 85 Atk / 84 Def / 85 SpA / 84 SpD / 85 Spe
- Body Slam
- Earthquake
- Blizzard
- Hyper Beam

Hoge

hi yes im here to champ

>>27146274
Mew @ Leftovers
Ability: Synchronize
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpA
Rash Nature
- Dynamic Punch
- Zap Cannon
- Hone Claws
- Substitute

Evs given allow it to 2HKO Specially defensive Skarm, while being able to 2HKO standard Chansey with 1 boost. Max HP let's it do 101 subs so it can't be statused and Seismic toss can't break it.

>>27146213

utterly cucked desu

wew

Relicanth @ Leftovers
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 HP / 32 Def / 224 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Muddy Water
- Sleep Talk
- Calm Mind
- Rest

>>27146232

mastermite

>>27146330
This one>>27146303

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399237435

I am confused as to who is champ.

>>27146437
you are
anus is just an idiot and a big meanie

>>27146367
vs
>>27146330
winner gets chimpness

>>27146448
okay.

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399239577

>>27146437
Two champ shall fight for the right to champ

AYO HOL UP
so you wuz sayin
dat they be two champs?

>>27146274
THIS is champ
>>27146330
This one came after, and should be cucked

>>27146520
That faggot claimed champ before new champ was called.

>>27146520
First one jumped the gun and called before old champ called for new champ.

I call for a champ v champ

>>27146559
You don't get to call for anything, try again later

guys I'm confused

Do you want to see champ v chump or ...?

I'm only trying to entertain you all ;_;

>>27146606
you can fight him if you want

or just keep champing and disregard anus

>>27146606
Just play gay boy.

>>27146606
Fight is the only solution that will not cause controversy

>>27146606
I want you to want me

>>27146606
pleasure me

So how about new teams, pick one for me and one for anus in your post.
Or we fight with nearly identical teams.
idc, this is weird.

>>27146658
carry on champing gaylord

>>27146658
or just keep going with the one you have until the other retard fucks off, you have 15 minutes to get a battle.

>>27146658
Accept the challenge or don't. You don' have to complicate this.

>>27146658
just keep on playing and ignore anus

Boom v2 for >>27146658

Okay then
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399245121

2ez.

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399245596

one more with this team
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399247859

new team please

Gliscor with Poison Heal and Leftovers

switch it into toxic

sd ferrothorn

Thundurus I

dabears100

shrekle

something you think is OP in OU to make up for dabears100

special heracross

>>27147011
suggester here, but it can only be switched in after dabears100 attacks

>>27147026
also you have to to finger your anus while using it

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399256302

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399259243

better champ

me or a cunt

>>27147263
the man who was bullied to death

>>27147271
A Zoroark named 'not Zoroark'

>>27147263
>two rounds
impeach
also free balloon day

talonflame

bully waifu

Snowball (Walrein) @ Leftovers
Ability: Thick Fat
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Ice Ball
- Rollout
- Defense Curl
- Earthquake

>>27147274
0-2 with good team
no one wants to watch that

>>27147263
>>27147274
bullied to death with an op team

>>27147271
banded charizard

I'm A Digging Man (Dugtrio) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Arena Trap
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Hasty Nature
- Earthquake
- Reversal
- Memento
- Stealth Rock

>>27147271
lamp

>>27147278
>>27147282
>>27147287
>>27147289
>>27147298
>>27147302
bulbs

>>27147301
It's okay, champ. You tried. That's all that matters. :>

hurry up champ i work soon

>>27147403
ok
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399264232

free balloon day jr
eevee
any item
only move is celebrate

>>27147471
>any item
>not balloon

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399267137

>>27147489
true i dont know what i was thinking im excited to suggest it though since everyone bullies fbd

>>27147471
>>27147516
>not trick + Balloon

mods are fucking unreal

where were you when champ was hitler
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399275060

How is it that mods literally are in 100% of occasions on all websites shit?

>>27147839
what's the tl;dr?

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399277064

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399277270

i made a game called champ go, you travel around the country sucking virtual dicks

>>27148003
i'm sure your mom will find it great
new team

FEAR ME (Banette-Mega) @ Banettite
Ability: Prankster
Level: 37
IVs: 0 Atk
- Endure
- Grudge
- Destiny Bond
- Protect

something named reisen is a pedo

big lamp

alomomola

scarf azumarill

>>27148031
Bulk Up Mienshao

haha cum

>>27148032
>>27148033
>>27148034
>>27148036
>>27148042
>>27148049
Meam.

>get locked for calling a mod out on not enforcing the rules
Wew.

>>27148075
mods a shit

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399282002

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399287548

last one
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399290230

new chimp

literally me

something the complements the rest of the team named after your favorite meme

machamp

free pick from NU

become ludicolo

wew

>>27148538
cb eelectross

Golduck named literally me

>>27148538
The champion of our cause.

>>27148540
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His noble warriors.

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399295576

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399295945

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399298163

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399302327

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399306829

where were you when fake out failed and the ludicolo meme went final form

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-399302327

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399309708

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>>27149250

cmon in