>>27149250
>talking about rocks
>argon pun
Literally wtf are you high on.

champ you know that if you succesfully pull ludicolo off you can get a free pick, right?

>>27149316
argon dating

new team

Female banded Crobat named boblak a cute

Something with prankster and taun

or

Something with roar/whirlwind/red card

cumcock (Jynx) @ Leftovers
Ability: Dry Skin
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Substitute
- Protect
- Torment
- Ice Beam

special tyrantrum named "why am i bad"

a spherical pokemon

Thick Club Marowak with Sub and Bonerang and filler

woof (Exploud) @ Metronome
Ability: Scrappy
EVs: 8 HP / 248 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Echoed Voice
-
-
-

golbat

AV limber ditto named dyxia

SHUUUUUT OPPP EVERITHING

Banette @ Banettite
Ability: Cursed Body
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Curse
- Pain Split
- Cotton Guard
- Rest

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399316692

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399319913

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399320562

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399324364

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399328435

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399332849

>>27149250
It's amazing how many solid puns you managed to make out of rocks. It leaves me stoned.

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>>27150225
rock on with these puns man.

new champ

Me for AG

Nidoqueen (F) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Poison Point
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Def
Impish Nature
- Roar
- Toxic Spikes
- Earthquake
- Taunt

flame charge volcanion

wew

Hoge for you

AV chansey

>>27150325

Magic Conch (Cloyster) @ King's Rock
Ability: Skill Link
EVs: 4 hp / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Icicle Spear
- Shell Smash
- Rock Blast
- Explosion

haha cum

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-399340809
'_>'

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-399341375

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-399341919

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new champe

Please someone claims before Catafont decides to champ again.

Sup

Captain Americrab (Crawdaunt) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Adaptability
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Def
Impish Nature
- Counter
- Superpower
- Crabhammer
- Crunch

something with baton pass but no boost moves

snips

Sudowoodo @Liechi Berry
>Wood Hammer
>Natural Gift
>Hidden Power Grass
>Sunny Day

Mothim
-quiver
-Buzz
-U-turn
-Giga drain

ebin cade

>>27151111
>from one shit champ, to the next, to the next
this is what happens when i champ and then stop
'<_'

>>27151182
What? you were expecting a not shit champ? Does that even exist?

>>27151182
Don't worry anon, I'll champ next and I'm ten times better than you

>>27151205
Not since jimml took a long walk off a short pier.

Oh by the way I still need one more meme to choke on

>>27151241
leafeon

>>27151241
Free space

>>27151241
use xatu imo

>>27151120
>>27151121
>>27151122
>>27151126
>>27151130
>>27151131
can you fucking count, cocksucker

>>27151130
Oh wait nevermind, I didn't see this

t. blindness

>>27151241
ur choice big boi ;)

>>27151182
Hi Derek William Dick

>>27151120
Well...this is an illegal set, adjust or skip?

>>27151308
just swap out whatever makes it illegal for something else

>>27151291
hi

>>27151326
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399363167

done

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399370548

Well that was as shit as I thought it would be

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399372949

okay then

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399375044

>expecting me to make the smart plays

Well new team, to better represent how shit I am

sap7

>>27151983
drilbur

hurry clam

hoge named "cute!"

pikachu

>>27151983
boom boom 2.5

>>27151983
Landorus T

xatu

snips again

>>27151988
>>27151992
>>27151993
>>27151996
>>27151998
>>27152000
A whole new breed of shitmon

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399381349

This team is too good for me

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399385360

I deserved that loss

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399388291

I just got lucky is all

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399391754

see even RNG shows that I cannot win

new champ

impeach

me or hoge

THROW OF THE CENTURY

Tourette Bat (Crobat) (M) @ Maranga Berry
Ability: Inner Focus / Infiltrator
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Acrobatics
- Curse
- Sleep Talk
- Rest

cuck (the porygon-z set not the shitty clefairy)

mega medicham named Larry the Winner

balanced fug (Zygarde) @ Life Orb
Ability: Aura Break
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Outrage
- Dragon Dance
- Earthquake
- Extreme Speed

Captain Americrab (Crawdaunt) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Adaptability
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Def
Impish Nature
- Avalanche
- Superpower
- Crabhammer
- Knock Off

a good mon

>>27152655
>>27152656
Don't worry lad, I impeached myself already

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>>27152494

>>27152704
I don't see what's so special about this cap

>>27152704
BUILD THE WALL

>tfw still blocked and can't shittalk the greed

>>27152714
its special in the sense that literally nobody has bothered making caps in years

cocks

>>27152727
Well you could shittalk the greed here

>>27152753
it's not the same.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399398370

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399401131

Larry's a chump but at least he doesn't toss half his team away in 3 turns because he doesn't know how to deal with a fucking smogonbird.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399403351

why are the hippos black

because all (only) black lives are mattering

Uh, not a lot of battles, but still fun!

NEW CHAMP

me

something green

something lean

Your highest CP level Pokemon from Pokemon Go

or if you're not a normie, specs weedle

something blue

kecleon

custap berry explosion Gigalith

something mean

>>27152714
champ lost 2 battles in a row thanks to the greedy boom. both battles featured 2 crits in a row endings.

something clean

>>27152704
>>27153198
the other one was more memeworthy imo

>>27153198
>chump that doesnt know when to stop greeding
nothing annoys me more here

yo

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399409335

yo

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399411527

yo

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399414302

yo

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399416224

new champ lost to a beaner, because i thought relying on protect dubs was a good course of action

it this a chance for me
I think it is
me

agility kingler

anything 4x weak to rock

Banded Aerodactyl

Cuck Jr (Porygon2) @ Eviolite
Ability: Download
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 128 Def / 128 SpD
Impish Nature
- Sharpen
- Agility
- Recover
- Last Resort

something that is mean, lean, green, clean, fifteen, obscene, unforeseen, aquamarine, and a machine
or specs weedle

kingdra

blood waifu
<3

>>27153848
shiny registeel

>>27153945
must be level 15

>>27153962
marshadow

>>27153945
and have curse only

>- Registeel is only obtainable via event - it needs to match one of its events.
fuck that

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399424233

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399425278
the critoris destroyer

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399427797
just kill it fucknut

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399430023
really big dommage

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399431947
bg

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399432987
he left

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399435421
that's just an opinion

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399437395
jukk ne

champ goes bankrupt
new champ

me or bloodwaifu

chatotot

mega charizard of your choice named flame ass

Knifewrench (Latios) @ Light Clay
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Reflect
- Memento
- HP Fire
- Surf

Maybe punch out a Steel type for a shitmon that hates them, then setup and faint

Attract leavanny

torpedo fishe (Relicanth) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Rock Head
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Head Smash
- Waterfall
- Zen Headbutt
- Earthquake

bloodwaifu

REMOVE FROG

quick attack mega lopunny

tauros

>>27154821
boom boom any

>>27154833
>>27154826
Dude, chlorophyll, lmao

hi

>>27154821
prisoner

>>27154824
>>27154826
>>27154829
>>27154833
>>27154835
>>27154837
sentence

TIPS
This is a chlorophyll team
Knifewrench and Blood Waifu could be friends!

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>>27154829
>>27154837
>Surf Latios brings out and KOs Heatrannies
>sets up Reflect and Memento
>Grass "sweeper" actually can sweep
please work

I am prepared to ignite gluteal muscles.

>>27154978
>go talonflame!

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399441908
Prepare for disappointment

>>27154994
>go the main target of Reflect and Memento!

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399446401
fuck forgot to change names n shit again

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>it's a 'champ deliberately avoids any and every bit of team synergy possible' episode

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399448569
fixed

>>27155256
He has a FWG core though :^)

New team before I go

Give Knifewrench another try~~

quick attack mega lopunny

balk fetus

>>27155464
Mega PInsir

hot monkay dik w/grass knot

152 days of spook

blood egg

>>27155467
Why

>>27155494
because it's the newest le epik forced maymay

>>27155494
Because it had one easy job and champ was too retarded to execute it even a single time

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>>27154829
>>27155467
>252 HP instead of Spatk
>standard Latios needs Life Orb to 2HKO Heatran after rocks
>Light Clay only for Reflect, when you have Memento to use anyways which would clear up room for LO as well as an actual STAB

>>27155509
>>27155523
No I mean like why bother? This champ barely knows type matchups and damage. He is physically not capable of executing any strategy you give him.

>>27155589
It's not like he's supposed to live much longer than the Heatran. It's a support shitmon disguised as le epic special dragon.

>>27155598
this desu
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399456179

help showderp my account was locked

how do i make alt and join

>>27155658
Ctrl+W to clear your cookies and cache. Then pick a new name.

>>27155658
delete cookies and close your browser
either reset your ip address or log into a VPN
re-join under a different account

>>27155658
you need to pm zarel using ctrl+w

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399459630
last match

is this champ literaell retarded

>>27156074
yes maybe next one no
new champ

me or band ferro

me

Any good Memento user, please

>>27156119
band ferro

Medieval Garchomp (Druddigon) @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Rough Skin
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Sassy Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Dragon Tail
- Glare
- Rest
- Stealth Rock

use any pokemon that evolves by happiness
if it survives a battle where it was out vs any roleplaying opponent, evolve it

>>27156119

bullshit (Tauros) (M) @ Salac Berry
Ability: Anger Point
Happiness: 256
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Substitute
- Return
- Earthquake
- Pursuit / Stone Edge / Iron Head / Zen Headbutt

snips

banded furret

eviolite togetic

use a forgetteable pokemon, like lumineon, or that one I always forget

>>27156119
remove thorn

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>>27156119
>>27156122

>>27156170
git gud

>>27156126
we know it's you knifewrench anon

>>27156170
who is this cum bum?

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399468198

>>27156246
This is all that matters in this show:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5xUSgx25EQ

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399470528

woops wrong name haha

>delete my cookies to evade lock
>all my teams are gone
thanks showderp

>>27156365
Just copypaste them into a text file for a backup.

>>27156365
happens to me all the time

>>27156365
at least you evaded right :^)

>>27156365
why didnt you back them up, you lobotomy victim?

>>27156416
you arent me

>>27156459
you are right anonymous, i am nurusu

>>27156246
Mirai Kawashima

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399473198

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399474873

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399477575

shitmon helper

new team

REMOVE TEAM (Salamence) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Moxie
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 256
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Naughty Nature
- Fire Blast
- Outrage
- Earthquake
- Iron Tail

knifewrench

crawdaunt

Mega-Beedrill

snips or balk fetus

snug bug

*unzips katana (Scyther) @ Eviolite
Ability: Technician
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Aerial Ace
- Swords Dance
- Fury Cutter
- Quick Attack

a free pick

hoge

>>27152680

me

you

her

>her

xes

that's better

>>27156949
>>27156931
>>27156957
>>27156968
>>27156971
shut the fuck up

>>27156903
Is that a specific pokemon who helps shitmons or just any shitmon that helps?

>>27157002
rhyperior

don't tell me what to do

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399482343

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399483973

>>27157002
specific set
http://dogars.org/set/1374

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399484538

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399486822

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-399488303

new champ next

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poor crabe didn't deserve that fuckup

new champer

i will try

Ronald McDonkel (Conkeldurr) @ Focus Band

any EVs you want

Ability: Iron Fist
Adamant
- Focus Punch
- any nonfighting move
- any nonfighting move
- any nonfighting move

scarf moxie heracross

Me or Imposter Ditto for you!

cumon kid stepitup

BLOOD
EGG
PLS

a horse

Dugtrio

>>27157491
guy

>>27157494
>>27157495
>>27157497
>>27157498
>>27157500
>>27157501
things