>Don't even play pokemon go
>See a bunch of people obviously playing near a library
>Whip out my 3ds
>You guys want to see a real pokemon master in action? I'll battle any of you. Sleep, species and item clause apply.
>Guy asks what those mean and accepts my challenge after I explain it.
>His team is in-gamey AF.
>I can tell by the stats that he didn't even EV train or IV breed.
>His gyarados used Hydro Pump
>TFW I sweep him with a single calm mind boosted Mega Fight Puppy
>He makes up an excuse that he hasn't played past gen 2 until recently.
>Everyone else is too chicken to challenge me
Checkmate Normies
>>27137351
True alpha
>>27137351
Great work, champ.
Now, hows the whole getting a girlfriend/job/life thing going?
>>27137351
Did Bobby Fischer go around curbstomping neckbeard faggots?
He really should have.
>>27137351
Fuck off, edgelord. Nobody cares for you. Not even fucking normies.
>>27137389
No need to waste my time/energy.
>>27137426
Get a load of this faggot. OP is a hero.
>>27137351
go to bed Rob
>>27137426
I care for him.notice me senpai
>>27137426
That kind of attitude won't make you 4-time Super Bowl Champion
>>27137351
>calm mind boosted Mega Fight Puppy
Is that...Alakazam? Houdoom doesn't get CM. I don't get this meme.'
I'd like to bully some normals, but I bet none of them have a 3DS.
>>27137351
XD you sound like me when I battle people at school
>>27137583
>>27137351
Your team is shit and you are a fag.
Checkmate neckbread.
>>27137598
>CM Lucario
Well snip my dick and call me Stacy, I guess that's a thing. I always ran Nasty Plot with Dark Pulse.
>>27137761
I bred it early in the generation
That's the gayest shit I've ever heard. Do you want a medal for being an elitist faggot? Congrats dude you're cool af
>>27137821
I figured, I checked Serebii.
Real talk, is it good in actual battles, like Rated on BS? Lucario, even as a Mega, seems too frail to pull it off, and some fatties will survive a +1 STAB attack, namely Lando and the Zards.
>>27137856
>Battles someone.
>Wins.
>In a game about battling.
>Gay
Big laf. And now you'll say that Go is about catching only, or that Sleep Clause is stupid. C'mon lad, let's hear it.
>>27137856
>I'm shy about my battling skill
>>27137910
Yea it did, Gilgamesh did her job.
>>27137910
to be fair that lucario was used against a team clearly not ev/iv trianed, so it had a clear advantage by just having perfect ivs int he first place
>>27137972
Penta-perfect
>>27137351
dork
>>27137934
It is pretty gay, 2bh.
>>27137351
normies ree
>>27137972
That's why I asked about Rated. I've pummeled normals in the past with a Specs Feraligatr, just for shits and giggles. They are so bad they don't even understand mechanics we consider common place.
>"What do you mean items stay on? My Raichu ate its berry already, why would I waste another when fighting you when I need to heal before the champion?"
>>27137981
>Stil gay bro!11
If at first you don't succeed, change your argument to something with weight you dumb nigger.
>>27138027
its sad sometimes to see them as fish out of water when goin agaisnt a real opponent instead of an npc trainer
>>27137351
>Sleep, species and item clause apply.
GTFO smogonfag
>>27138105
In his defense, he didn't ban swagger, so I don't consider him a smogonfag.
Sleepytime troll teams are top.tier though.
>>27137934
Sleep Clause is stupid.
just pussies use that smogon shit
>>27138134
I had a T-Wave, Swagger, Substitute, Prankster Klefki on my team. So there was no way I would do that (lol)
>>27138151
you clearly havent seen spore breloom
>>27138151
Isn't it fun when every team leads with choice scarf Dark Void Smeargle guise?
>>27138155
Good man.
>>27138053
Different person. You mega faggot.
>>27137351
Wow that pretty fucking gay
>>27138227
Well, I'm sorry that I confused the same two shit-for-brains using the same adjectives on an anonymous imageboard. Please anon-kun, how can I amend this tragedy?
>>27138093
True that. There was a VGC tournament at a local con a few years back. I mostly play Smogon OU and Ubers, but I can handle my way around a Doubles match. I thought, "What the hell? I have a Doubles Hydreigon and a Mega Mom, I'll enter."
Bloodbath. Even the other finalist only dropped two of my 'mons. Funny story before that too.
legend
>>27138492
i dont know if to feel sad for them or just snicker for their poor souls
>>27138522
Don't pity them, they'll either continue to mosey along all salty-like with their Modest Rock Smash Infernape, or one day they'll snap and google "How to beat this one sperg at Pokemon."
It happened once to me. You don't know the pride I felt when he came to me with a Penta-perfect Timid Alakazam.
>>27137351
A coworker told me I obviously didn't like Go because I wasn't 'good at it'.
Last game he played was fire red. Claims gen 2-6 are 'too silly' and that 'only gen 1 really matters'.
He also only plays League so fuck his opinion.
>>27138731
Did he mean you werent good at walking?
>>27137934
Not him but putting a sleep clause is casual as fuck and I can already tell you're a shitter.
>>27139544
>needing lum berries and harvest with the sun up on all your pokemon
>>27137426
Fag detected
OP is an alpha and a hero
>>27137351
1v1 me I'll rek u m8
>mfw a mural I painted in Hollywood 2 years ago is a Pokestop
>>27139899
I'll sweep you in that 1v1 with my Lucario bro
>>27139923
fug
>>27139942
Unlike dem normies I know how to handle lucario brah
>>27139955
>Terrakion_with_Keldeo_strapped_on.steel
>>27139955
Not my Lucario, Anon-kun
>>27140066
What's your nintendo ID anon? I haven't played in a long time but I'm up for the challenge
>>27140254
Sorry, I got banned by nintendo forpirating video games.
So instead of getting to play some more fun battles, everyone walked away from you?
Have you considered maybe being a bit more friendly?
>>27140471
The OP never says they walked away. This man is a hero and an alpha. I'm sure he slayed all the girls in the group shortly after.
>>27140521
He hacked up all the meat!
>>27137351
Well OP, I can, at the very least, say that you are NOT a normie. Congratulations.
>>27137934
You're gay because you use Lucario
>>27141180
>2010+a team of pokemon
>Still not liking Lucario
>>27141196
G A Y
>>27137351
You must be proud, smogonfag
These normies are playing for the first time in years and you gotta be an ass
You do know that this is like a higher schooler beating up a kindergartener right?
>>27137351
I'll take things that never happened for 500
>>27137351
If I encountered someone playing go who had actually bought the proper game off of the hype and was engaging with it I'd be pretty happy.
.. Shame it will never happen.
Some 30 year old salaryman stopped outside my house for 5 minutes yesterday playing Pokemon Go and turned the volume on his phone all the way up and kept looking over his shoulder hoping someone would congratulate him on being on the bandwagon... It was pretty terrible.. But he was probably a pretty terrible person anyway.
>>27137351
You can't apply sleep clause on a cartridge.
Fuck off normie.
>>27141206
Holy shit I haven't seen people use gay as a legit insult since middle school, even on my years on 4chan.
You must be mad underage son
>>27137351
>"look at me! I win over a normie! haha XD!"
Pathetic. Kek.
>>27137496
>samefagging
Try harder, reddit reject.
>>27139595
>not killing the breloom before it attacks
Kek.
>>27141324
He's not even a Smogonfag.
I have no clue what the fuck he is.
Item clause isn't a thing on Smogon, using Mega Lucario most certainly isn't a Smogon thing either.
I feel he's too normie himself to really understand where he really fits in or he's one of those 16 year olds who does nothing but Battle Spot.
>>27137351
Tom, you shouldn't be picking on neckbeards.
>>27137351
I'm a competitive distance runner. Like good enough that I can pick up some cash on the weekends doing road races with prize money. My training partner just blabs about his times and workouts and the nuances of training theory whenever he finds out someone else is a runner, then talks shit about them to me when they leave for just running for fun and not training seriously. Meanwhile, I meet girls after races, tell them I won some prize money, and I'd love to take them to dinner with it the following weekend. We never talk about running again after that, because I don't care. I know they are casuals and aren't interested in why I'm fast, they just care that I'm fast. Do you people understand what I'm trying to tell you?
>>27144959
This is a good post.
The OP is obviously sarcastic, though, and making fun of the average /vp/ poster.
>>27137351
Congrats OP you're autistic
>>27145299
OP is a hero and an alpha.
>>27137351
die hippie
>>27137351
>forcing smogon rules
Any true hero would have used VGC format.
>>27146282
this
>>27137351
uh, I despise smogon, mainly for being dicks and telling me how I should play but, isn't it a bit shamefull to use a mega against a newbee ? especially a uber ?
I mean, the cosplay pikachu with a lightball would be way enough to defeat anyone with the skill you described.
or, the regular lucario, for that matter.
