>go outside of my mom's house to catch some Pokemon
>meet up with my bro
>we take over a gym
>leave to catch more Pokemon
>our gym gets taken over
>my bro and i go back to take it over
>battling our hearts out
>a group of greasy nerds come up to us
>they smack our phones from out of hands
>our phones fall to ground, our screens crack
>nerds run away shouting "team mystic rules!'
why are these people such faggots?
>and then everyone clapped
>>27130835
>It was real in my head!
Today on things that never happened....
>>27130835
>greasy nerds
>team mystic
If you said team valor I would have believed you
>>27131169
Okay, that was a good one
>>27130835
Team Mystic is full of autistic Redditors, that's why.
The only tolerable ones are those who picked because Articuno is their favorite legendary bird.
If you choose a team for any other reason, you're a faggot and a normalfag. They always want to "belong" somewhere and be a part of some team.
>>27130835
FUCK YOU! MYSTIC FOR LIFE!
>>27131812
Agreed
>>27131301
Not only do I like articuno but all the normies in my area are in valor. Cancerous as fuck, went to a pokestop and a guy there was bragging about how he'd been farming it for 6 hours but didn't know half the Pokemon he had names.
Every gym near me is yellowfag. My town is yellowfag.
Redfag is coming... soon.
>>27131301
I picked it because I like Water types more than Fire and Electric and blue more than red and yellow
>>27130835
REVENGE OF THE NERDS
>>27130835
I'll take "shit that didn't happen" for a hundred dollars.
>go outside of my mom's house to catch some Pokemon
>meet up with my bro
>we take over a gym
>leave to catch more Pokemon
>our gym gets taken over
>my bro and i go back to take it over
>battling our hearts out
>a group of greasy nerds come up to us
>they smack our phones from out of hands
>our phones fall to ground, our screens crack
>nerds run away shouting "team mystic rules!'
>be me
>walk down to college
>lots of stops around campus
>just caught a bulb await
>sit down on bench
>couple guys come up
>talk a bit, fellow valor bros
>more people show
>fellow valor uses module
>had fun
