http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/sks/5679211258.html
AHAHAHAHA, What the fuck!? Is this real!?
>Also known as 'Golbat-chan' on sites like 4chan and imgur
literally who?
>>27127169
sounds like a good hustle desu senpai, it should work good for her since she's a skinny kind of goth looking girl. she might sleep with some of her clients. if i had a penis i would flirt with her.
Why isn't she wearing a bra? I don't want to see her disgusting nipples.
>>27127389
To lure neckbeards and have them go "pl-please be muh wife here's muh money and account"
>>27127389
I kinda do. She would actually look decent if it weren't fore that fuckawful hairstyle.
Also
>paying someone to play your games for you
I hope someone actually does this so they can regret it later.
>>27127169
That's a guy, right?
>>27127389
What's wrong with her nipples? They're actually better than her face.
>>27127169
>Showing herself off, specifically choosing a sexually provocative photo knowing she'll attract lots of men who will use this as an opportunity to potentially have a chance with a somewhat attractive.
A good little whore who knows exactly what she's doing. Exploiting herself and other's base instincts will get tons of suckers.
Love this world.
>>27127169
>B-cup at most
Chestlets, when will they learn?
>>27127169
Well as long as she's dressed like that, I wouldn't mind watching her catch pokemon in my backyard for an hour
>>27127336
This.
I've never see anyone use that name on /vp/, someone check the archive.
I would do it myself, but I don't know what archive sill works anymore.
Golbat-chan? Really?
>>27127582
http://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/search/
>NYU grad
This is what she is doing to get money?
>>27127169
>No creepy stuff. I know how to defend myself and will not take any bullshit from you.
>Chooses THAT specific picture.
>>27127389
Faggot
this writes like a troll post from here or /v/
>>27127169
>Golbat-chan
I.. what?
>>27127643
>Golbat-chan
No one has ever gone on /vp/ and used the name Golbat-chan.
>>27127169
Is this Grimes?
>Golbat-chan
>on 4chan
So who's gonna call her out on her bullshit?
>>27127868
I live in NY and one look at it tells me its real.
People who live in the east village are pricks who know smelly virgins will do anything for contact with a gril.
She's probably a dyke though.
>>27127169
Thats a guy, there is no girls in the internet.
Sniff that armpit maybe
>>27127169
reverse image search links to a lot of articles about this girl wanting to get tattoos of the first 151 pokemon.
This must be a ruse, probably made by OP.
Disgusting!
>>27127389
lol, where are her nipplels
>>27127169
Never seen Golbat-chan on this or any other site.
She gave herself that nickname? Top kek. Typical elitist East Village hipster dyke looking to make money anyway she can other than actual employment. shes halfway there, she should start streaming her puffies on a camsite if she wants to get paid to do nothing.
>>27128034
Nah, I didn't. This is literally popular on facebook already. What the fuck. This MUST be a ruse.
>claims to be known on this site as Golbat-chan
>never posted on /vp/ with that name
20 bucks says she posts on /soc/
>in shape
Bitch you are fat in the only image you showed me. I can see it. Look at your hand sink into your loose saggy flab
Jesus. 5 bux says she's vegan and not getting correct nutrients for her skin. Elasticity status: grandma
She is kind of attractive
>>27128106
Well she's no fat by any stretch of the imagination, but "in shape" is being awfully generous. Her shoulders are bony as fuck and she has zero muscle tone, which is pretty bad considering how thin she is.
>>27128116
You need to get out more anon
>>27128106
>fat
she looks like a hungry skeleton m8
probably anorexic
>>27127169
Haha, that little twig says she can defend herself. I hope she doesn't get into any actual danger doing this.
>>27128034
>>27127868
https://www.instagram.com/ivystive/
>"You're amazing for doing this! I wish we were friends waifu golbat-chan. "
WELL, SHIT.
>>27128116
She's very attractive.
>>27128187
She is tho tbqh.
>>27128210
IT WAS REAL!!
>>27128193
Its fat m8. Loose flabby shit from a lack of exercise.
She doesnt have much of it since she also clearly has a poor diet, but what she has is saggy and disgusting. A sedentary lifestyle
>>27128210
Jesus. She's only 24 yet looks like she's well into her 30s.
>>27128285
that's below your ribs, dude
there's nothing there except skin and muscle holding your body up
of course you can squeeze it a bit
>>27127169
She'd be pretty fucking hot if she tried.
>>27127336
Literal resume padding. It's bullshit, but it's a normal thing to do.
>>27127376
>if i had a penis i would flirt with her
pls be in philadelphia
I'm working in that neighborhood right now actually
>>27127469
Reminds me of The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. The American version. Urgh.
>>27127512
>specifically choosing a sexually provocative photo
what?
>>27128333
Trips have spoken, go fug her.
>>27128355
See the nips, tumblrina.
>>27128210
Still, the 4chan part is a flat out lie.
>>27127169
I have fallen in love
>>27128308
Nah she looks sickly.
Looked around her instagram and she's a gay hippie type (as if it weren't already apparent)
Her lifestyle is killing her and I saw it inmediately.
>>27128355
anon meant she's braless, check out those nipples
>>27128384
But is a lie SHE told, not some random anon, because she put description herself.
>>27128305
She likely smoked in her teens
Has/had an eating disorder
Killed her hair with dyes and products
Damaged her skin with cosmetics
Girls like her are dime a dozen all with the same story. I'd bet top dollar that she is/was sexually fluid. "More attracted to people than traditional genders" despite almost exclusively dating men. She's every girl who moved to NY to go to school and ended up staying because she's too afraid to admit she's a failure who amounted to nothing and can't face moving back home or getting a real job.
>>27128402
>me gusta
>>27128333
Find her and make passionate love to her. 'Golbat-chan..kimochi.'
>>27128427
So what do we do?
Should/can we do anything?
>I'm in between major projects
This is code for "unemployed".
>>27128465
I find it INCREDIBLY suspicious she would claim to be known on 4chan.
Why lie like that? Attention? How pathetic can you be to want the "cred" of being from 4chan without actually being known here.
What world is this? What universe did I fall into? I've been here 12 years....
Hey, I live near O'Fallon, Missouri. I'll take your phone and drive out to the ghetto to get you those rare Pokemon so you don't get shot by our indigenous Mankey population.
>>27128210
I'd fuck it
Take a gander at that chest. Literally built for sex.
>>27128531
Real shame she was gifted with this figure.
If she worked at it and actually cared for her body like her image, she could be a centerfold.
>>27128477
Nothing.
>>27128506
KEK I live near there and saw an article about Pokemon GO robberies
>>27128116
It's because of desperate fucks like you that cause these bitches to make money
>>27128660
I honestly won't have minded if it wasn't for the 4chan part.
There are a small number of people on /vp/ who have names that are known (and not hated), but she is not one of them.
lol @ all the virgin neckbeards criticizing her appearance
>>27128818
And here is your one reply from me.
>>27128833
>>27127169
>http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/sks/5679211258.html
>This posting has been flagged for removal. [?]
>(The title on the listings page will be removed in just a few minutes.)
>>27128915
This is how we imagine you look when you use
>pointy knees; would not bang
as an ironic argument to defend women.
Is that another layer of irony?
>>27128687
Yes, that was the joke I was making. Some kids got mugged out here by niggers with a BB gun.
That area is all upper class yuppies anyway, I'm sure they'd pay someone to take their phone into St Louis and catch shit for them. Dragonites spawn like Pidgeys all along the Mississipi River. I'm licensed to conceal carry, so I don't give a shit about sitting out there all night.
>>27128993
lol sick comeback. "i don't look like that, you do!"
>>27128818
Wouldn't the virgin neckbeards be the ones who love her because she has puspus?
I'm just saying, the criticisms are more likely to come from someone who actually knows better.
>>27129010
really man? I have to go down there soon, gotta farm dragonites.
>>27128818
>how dare them having different tastes than I do
Look, if you feel like whiteknighting her like you do right now then go ahead but don't be surprised when people with standards call you a betacuck
>>27129033
I destroyed much more than your argument, it seems. Your dignity is gone.
I can make you throw away your pride next, if you choose.
>>27128915
this but unironically
>>27127169
what a shitty haircut
>>27128735
Thinking someone is attractive means you're desperate? What kind of retarded logic it that? No where did he say he'd do this or even was interested?
>>27129109
lmao holy shit please post a picture of you posing with your katana when you make me "throw away my pride"
>>27129109
...Wait, what? I'm not him, but how the fuck did you do that with a "no u" argument? A wordy, barely coherent "no u" at that.
>>27129193
>-click-
*unsheathes katana*
This road you travel ends in your complete and utter humiliation....... Every nested reply is a trail of betacuck tears
*throws sheath aside*
KOI!!!!!
>>27129263
I can destroy much more than your argument. With a few clean slices, the sharp blade I call my wit will leave your dignity in shreds. Come forth fool, and I shall cut down your pride next.
>>27128210
would smash
>>27129402
You can only imitate the strong like a child would. I am literally the soldier in your image. I would crush you without effort or honor.
>Golbat tattoo
Golbat is one of my OG niggas and favorite pokemon. I demand this whore take him off her arm.
The Girl With The Golbat Tattoo
>>27129593
A fight without honor? Not even I could tip my fedora to such a cause.
>>27129662
Honor is for the virtuous...
https://youtu.be/Ron17xFNBf0
>>27128355
>"Oh I had no idea my nipples were sticking out in that photo! Clumsy me! XD"
If you honestly think that wasn't intentional to the highest degree you have no clue how the world works.
>>27128531
Jesus she's just like the rest of the hipster trash infecting Brooklyn right now. Dime a fucking dozen.
>>27127169
She looks like a desperate, triflin' ho who settled on trying for the lowest common denominator instead of actually working out her body image issues. But fuck it, I'm imaginary, believe what you want.
>>27129866
facebook/casey.halter
here's her fb
>>27128038
on her boobies xD
>>27129866
>>27129987
Nice 1 /B/ XD
>>27130011
you know what to do bros!
>>27128506
>tfw this retard lives in my city
>>27128038
nice to see people still using my meme
A lot of salty neckbeards in here. Get out and go make money in a way that doesn't send you into indignant fits of misplaced fury if this bothers you so much. Show us what real success looks like. Use what you've got.
>>27130915
Golbat-chan pls go
>>27127169
>known as Golbat-chan on 4chan
Anyone have nudes of her?
>>27131009
This
>>27128322
>putting '4chan' on your resume
That's not padding, that's just insanity.
Grimes pls
>>27130915
Hi Golbat-chan, why did you lie about trip/namefagging here?
>>27127169
Come back when you have double E's on your tits.
>>27131864
why would she go to this autistic board instead of b/soc
>>27127169
Oh, hey, you found my craigslist ad.
>>27131949
wanna meet?
>>27131949
BULL 'FUCKING' SHIT!
>>27127169
Oh fuck I live like a half hour away from there.
Gonna hire her and rape her brains out.
Why do people in NYC look so fucking weird?
>>27131942
There is no record of anyone using golbat on any board in any archive. I've been here 12+ years and have never seen anyone roleplay with this name
>>27131942
Literally the first instance.
This shit is entirely 100% made up. Why anyone would lie about this is anyone's guess. If I think about it critically I see 2 potential scenarios
1. This bitch thinks 4chan gives her credibility
>oh shit a 4chan autist will play for me. I know it's worth the money, they have no lives!
2. Someone is paying her to say she's from 4chan so they can use her later.
>see im one of you! Ive always been here!
>>27131949
Gibs timestamp pls
is that Grimes
Wow, there is someone pretending to be me.
I'm the real Golbat-Chan.
If anyone wants to have some help in Pokemon, I can help you, I'm the pokemon master!
>>27131949
Yeah, and we found it pretty funny.
>>27132114
stop trying to impersonate me desu
>>27131949
LONDON
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>>27129778
Wait I thought Brooklyn was so ghetto even the hipsters were too afraid to infest it
Cute girl. Noodz when?
>>27132114
>>27132153
>Not having a tripname
FAKE! The both of ya!
>>27132198
Nice tits. Plz share more for your fans
So? Is someone going to rape her?
>>27132111
Is that...Marina and the Crystal Gems??
>>27132198
Put a bra on
>>27131949
TIMESTAMP
>>27132240
Get out. Keep it off
>>27131949
>>27132198
Photo with timestamp or you're a fraud
Will the REAL hipster golbat chan please stand up?
>>27132198
ur a fuckin idiot lol. who is gonna give u 20 bucks and thier phone and be all, yeah sure get ur clam juice all over this bitch, here's 20 bucks, thanks for hatching my eggs and flicking pokestops,
inb4 100+ replies to an attention whore
>>27131949
>>27132198
>tfw this is just fake
Fuck off. No one is falling for this. If so, shoe on head.
why is this even happening
stop replying to the master baiters acting like the dyke in the OP
hi is me Golblat-cham
>>27132342
OH SHIT! SHOE ON HEAD!
>>27132342
She should have used this picture instead
>>27127169
>4chan
never heard of her
>Golbat tattoo
cool pokemon. shit tattoo
>well-employed freelance journalist
i.e. unemployed
>have a lot of spare time
i.e. freelance journalist
>GO since its opening day
one day late
day zero or bust
>may or may not write an article
on her blog
>level 15 trainer
scrub
>fake gmail
google knows all your gmail accounts, even your "fake" one
>>27131949
>advertising yourself as being famous on le 4chan
get a life faggot
>>27132342
wow you actually look semi-cute
>>27132342
TIMESTAMP NOW
>>27132382
she should have used this one >>27132111
>>27132398
>>27132391
>Not knowing that's from her Instagram
https://www.instagram.com/ivystive/
>>27132342
No one wants to see your goddamn tits, put on a bra. And come back when you have double E's. You titless bitch!
Golbat-chan is my trashfu
>>27128813
Like Timmy?
:^)
>>27132342
Will you change your name to Crobat-chan when Gen 2 comes out?
>>27132440
>not being able to see the beauty in all breasts
Are you gay anon? Sure they're not perfect, but they are still a respectable 5/10.
7/10 by video game review standards.
Quick quiz /vp/, what does her most likely armpits smell like?
>>27132535
sweat.
>>27132535
like ink
>>27132535
Like armpits.
>>27132535
nice animated gif
>I'm in between major projects and have a lot of spare time on my hands right now and also may or may not write an article about this in the future.
Codeword for "I've never had a real job so I have alot of time to play this game."
>>27132497
Her flat chest and puffy nipples is her best asset. She's frumpy and ugly, but she knows how to be a bimbo. Hasn't mastered it yet, but the slut is learning.
More plunging necklines, no bras ever, shitty plastic jewelry, improved haircut. There. She has reached her final form with my help. Jazzlounge slut.
>>27132440
Flat chested women should never wear bras
>>27131949
That trip has literally never been used before. I just google'd and nyafuu'd it.
Fake and gay.
>Reporter/editor with 4+ years work experience. Currently focusing on the intersections between healthcare & human rights, environmental issues, science & technology and issues of human sexuality. NYU grad, Arabic and French speaker, with a BA in print/digital journalism and Middle Eastern & Islamic studies. Also, cats.
>Bylines at: POZ magazine, VICE, Hopes & Fears, Silica magazine, Hep, Real Health, Sane, Young Entrepreneur, The Pivot Report, Buzzfeed, Tu Salud
She's doing better at life than any of you autists and now she's exploiting you. LOL.
>>27127512
I wish I was a pretty girl
>>27132467
Damn bitch, you old!
>>27127376
what happened to your penis, anon?
>>27133223
he gave it to me and we swapped
i'm a dickgirl now and he's a cuntboi now
Any pornstars that look like her? I like the deranged ayy lmao look.
>>27133357
Ashe Maree
you can thank me later
>>27133055
4 years work experience
whoopdi fucking do dude
>>27133413
>Ashe Maree
???
>>27133055
>literally unemployed
>better than anything with a job
Yeah, suuure.
>>27133494
UNF
>>27133055
>Arabic speaker
>Issues of human sexuality
>Reddit editor doesn't count as work experience, and i don't care for how long she edited
>also cats
Into the trash. Also I could literally tell she was a skinny white alt-girl from just the description.
>>27127376
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>>27129662serious question, are these sort of photos taken ironically
>massive tattoo
eh pretty small tbqh
>>27134315Obviously not. I bet you any money he has a closet full of suspenders, vests, and owns at least 1 pocket watch. It could be worse. He could HAVE been social, and ended up as a brainwashed SJW. Instead he is a friendless edgelord.
>>27127169
id fug her she kinda looks like grimes
>>27127169
SHE LOOKS LIKE THE KIND OF PERSON WHO'D CHARGE $20 FOR AN HOUR OF HER TIME.
DEM TITTIES BE PERKY TOO.
>>27128330
I'm in philly lad
I have a schlong tho
she sure damn looks like a poketard
>>27127169
Something tells me she's a Grimes fan.
Also I would fuck the hell from her.
>>27127169
I bet she wears a bra when she goes outside of the East Village. It's a very unrapey area of Manhattan.
>>27132176
Dear anon, Brooklyn is actually a hundred square miles and has over 2 million residents. Pretty much every type of neighborhood is here. There's this hipster den called Williamsburg, that's where the stereotype comes from.
>>27127169
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