>So I'm sure most of you have heard about this new Po-KUH-mon Go app out now on the iOS and Google Play app stores...
>wild applause and hooting/hollering from normies
>And it's got plenty of people nerdin' out now, trying to catch them all and be the very best that ever was. So with all of that in mind, I'd like to get to the Po-KUH-mon Go edition Tonight Show superlatives!
Our first Pokémon tonight is Bulbasaur. It was voted "Most Likely to Be Defended by Autists in Starter Threads!" Can you believe that? Onto the next one!
>>27111993
>Po-KUH-mon
Well... at least it's not being pronounced "Po-kee-mon."
That's a fucking acute E, not a long E. It's there purely to specify the pronunciation, people.
Next up, we have Omastar, voted "Best Source of Nightmare Fuel!" Absolutely incredible!
Now we'll go to the perennial favorite, Charizard! It ended up with the title "Most Likely to have a Completely Trash Mega Evo!" Would you believe that, eh?
>>27112222
It's "po-kee-mun"
What's the point of this thread? Is someone trying to be funny?
Now we'll skip a few ticks down the Po-KUH-dex to Jynx, a favorite of Lorelei! This beauty was voted "Most Likely to Crush Racial Stereotypes!" Wow, how inspiring! A model for women, girls, and
>PEOPLE
>OF
>COLOR
everywhere!
it's fucking e as in エ learn japanese phonology you FUCKS AAAAAAAAAAAAFHiwoqer
Now let's segway to Kangaskhan, the Parent Pok-UH-mon! She was voted "Most Likely to Butt-Bluster Smogonfags!" Wow, what a title!
Now let's take a funny dig at the teams! Moltres, the mascot of Team Valor, was voted "Most Likely to be chosen by Fedora Edgelords!" Go-lly gee!
Zapdos, the legendary bird! A-According to some fan theories, the birds' names represent the first three numbers in the Spanish language! Anyways, this Team Instinct representative was voted "Most Likely to be Chosen by Chads and Mobile Gamers!"
Now finally, let's get to Articuno! This Mystic beast was voted "Most Likely to be Chosen by Social Outcasts and Failed Normies!" Hmm, who would have guessed that?!
Both Conan O'Brien and Jimmy Fallon led off tonight with Pokémon GO jokes.
>>27112890
How shitty were they?
>Po Guh Mon
Wow, it's pretty funny that this thread might be the least funny thing I've ever seen on this entire website.
Thank god you're a NEET and not a late night writer where you might actually be able to do some damage.
>>27111993
IT'S 2015!
>>27112297
po kay mon
>>27111993
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>>27112619
You really suck at this. I bet you spent a week writing up this garbage in microsoft notepad and thoroughly reading it over and over to make sure it met your autistic level of funny. just fucking hang yourself you boring little faggot.
What the fuck did I just read
>>27113465
that was called autism
