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>>27102640
>Valor all about intense training and battling
>Hufflepuff
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>>27102640
>hufflepuff
Wut? If anything, Instinct are the hufflepuffs.
From what I've seen, most areas are Mystic vs. Valor clusterfucks.
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>>27102640
>Instinct
>Knows pain like no one else
>Metagame thinker
So, autistic fedora. Pretty good OP.
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>>27102640
>knows pain like no one else
WAKE ME UP
>metagame thinker
Ah, the deep meta of PoGo
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>>27102640
>knows pain

Sounds familiar
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I'm team mystic and I can confirm this as accurate
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>>27102711
>>27102780
>>27102785
it was supposed to be a subtle reference, the pain as in "not a lot of people in here"
and "metagame" cause zapdos is infinitely superior to articuno and moltres

but of course you kids have never played the games so how the fuck should you know that right?
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>it's another "My team is better than the other teams" episode
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>>27102640
>Underdogs
>Heroes
>This is what Instinctfags look like
>The horror
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>>27102840
There's not a lot of people there because it's a team for hipsters. No one with a brain wants to be on the breeding team.

And of course a kid like you would like a Pokemon that's spiky and yellow like "muh Goku".
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>>27102640
>knows pain like no one else
>hardcore but chillmode player

could you be any more autistic?
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>>27102640
The only 'pain' here is how many thread y'all have to create to feel validated.
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>>27102840
I don't think you know what a subtle reference is
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Mystic is for NEETS, young liberals, and hardcore pokefags that never stopped playing.

Valor is children, griefers, and /pol/.

Instinct has somehow managed to become the team for both normies and le ironic contrarians.
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>>27102840
>played the games

That's where you messed up. This ain't no game nigga this real life shit.
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>>27102640
Literally yugioh GX

>Look out for those slipher slackers!
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>Hufflepuff is bad
Nigga, do you even loyalty and friendship?
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>>27102640
I N S T I N C T
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>>27102780
>PoGo
GeOu
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>>27103275
>he doesn't PoGo
>he needs to GoGo
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>>27103246
kek'd
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I saw tits in the silhouette,clicked.
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>>27103322
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>>27103246
>You came to the wrong neighborhood motherfucker
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>>27102640
>I wonder what team made this post

Instinctfags are so desperate for validation.

>hardcore but chill mode
I think that's called "casual"

>metagame thinker
You're stealing traits of Mystic now?
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>>27102640
Why is everyone hating on Valor? What is wrong with strength and compassion?
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>>27102640
Mystic reporting in.

Accurate
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>>27103445

Valor is normies so REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>27103445
The team's based around the idea that Pokemon's power comes from within, which I think clashes with the inherent feelings of inferiority that /vp/ feels. They know that they're useless on the inside, too, and so they lash out.
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>>27103445
Valor is literally Gryffindor. It's obvious that they are the kind/courageous/hard-working underdog heroes, but everyone is too stupid to realize and picks Slytherin(Mystic).
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>>27102640
Blue describes me to a T but I hate Ice types. What do?
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>>27103445
because fire types inevitably attract normies and young children
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>>27103445
im from valor 2, i chos red team cuz red is for fire, and charizard is the best and most powerfull pokèmon! XDD
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>>27103533
"underdog"
the entire series just pounded in the fact that gryffindor was better than slytherin with no subtlety whatsoever
and practically every single one of the protagonists in harry potter were in gryffindor, they are in no way underdogs
also you don't choose your house, baka
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> not being a member of the only team that's actually named after an enviable virtue

Lol, k, fags
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>>27102640
>played for years
>play competitively
>loves Slowpoke because it's adorable
>always uses female character
>like crossplay
Shit that is accurate as fuck
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>>27103445
Fuck moltress.
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>>27102640
>thinking any of these colors represent anything beyond our favorite bird from the legendary trio or if we played Yellow/Blue/Red as a child.
Regardless, it would be Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, and Gryffindor because COLORS and the themes for the teams.
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>>27103617
>there is a house for edgelords, bullies and future mass murderers
Why is Slytherin a thing again? Why doesn't Dumbledore just expel anyone that the hat announces as Slytherin?
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Almost 100% of the hatred I see is always coming from mystic and directed at valor.

Instinct doesn't seem to speak up, and valor is constantly defending themselves yet treated like barbarians.

Why is mystic so salty?
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>>27102640
>Literally hufflepuff

Hufflepuff is yellow you colorblind retard.
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>>27103676
because seawater is salty as well
mystic has a water type mascot
its only natural
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>>27103662
Because TECHNICALLY Slytherin is a house for students who are cunning and ambitious. They've just had a bad run lately, what with Tom Riddle using his Slytherin influence to do evil.

And because they feel the need to retain the legacy of Salazar Slytherin.
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>>27102640
GOLD TEAM RULES!
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>>27103617
You can choose your house. Harry did. And more did too.

Harry's son was in Slytherin.

Snape was in Slytherin and he was a big protagonist of the series.

Yeah, Graffundoor was pounded into the ground as being the best, but Slatherun isn't bad.
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>>27103662
dunno, but then again it is a YA novel, there needs to be some kind of black and white morality and one side that is pretty much entirely evil
but slytherin isn't all that bad, for example, snape was part of that house and was one of the few thought out characters. and he actually tried to do good
but i can definitely see where you're coming from
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>>27103702
>Articuno
>Water Type
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>>27103662
>there is a house for edgelords, bullies and future mass murderers

Don't forget Sons who can't match their father's legacy, and gain so much hatred they fuck up the entire known universe with a time turner and prevent it from ever happening!
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>>27102640
>Delusional Instinctfags think they're not Hufflepuff when they've already got the color and autism for it
Also reds are casuals and normies
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>>27103742
o-oh
i got a little rusty
sorry
but still, ice is water in solid form
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>>27102640

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>>27103676
Redfags just wanna have fun so they pick the cool color with fire and strength.
Bluefags are contrarians that want to feel superior because "red is too popular, water is a better element than fire and brains over brawn"
Nobody likes Yellow as a color but some people like electric types. Zapdos is a cool birb
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Valor - Griffindor
Mystic - Ravenclaw
Instinct -hufflepuff
Delta episode (Go! haters) - Slytherin

There are no exceptions.

/thread
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>>27103770
Also Green Team when?
We could have Dodrio, it's pretty much a Legendary bird.
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>>27103770
-but red team is about compassion and being bros with your pokemons :c
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>>27103719
Harry kind of did, if I remember correctly
he still probably would've been in gryffindor either way, the sorting hat remarking that harry would do good in slytherin was because of voldemort creating a horcrux within harry
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>>27102640
gee guys i wonder what team OP is part of
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>>27103065
In my small town this is essentially the breakdown. 5/5 bretty good, anon.
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>>27103810
Nothing says strong people can't be bros or compassionate.
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>>27103845
True. I'm all for being strong AND compassionate. Charmander needs just as many pokepuffs as a pikachu.
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>>27102703
I am instinct and I am hufflepuff
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>>27102640
Proud Instinct here
OP, you're autistic, you try too hard
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>>27103341
Same.
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>people shit all over Valor
This is getting old.
>aspire to courage and inner strength, something a lot of people lack
>somehow a bad thing

Also, almost no one around here is Valor which I picked so I can challenge gyms more often. Your color is not a reflection of your personality. If there hadn't been so many Mystics around I would have gone with them.
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>>27103947
Valor represents what most people here need to play Go.
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>>27103755
Is that the plot of the play or something?
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>Mystic
>elitist
9/10 of the elitist fags here are Instinct tbqhfam
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I chose instinct because i prefer yellow version over red and blue version and Zapdos over Articuno or Moltres
This Superiority thinking needs to stop
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>>27104157
I chose Mystic because Articuno is one of my favorite Pokemon. But I really like Zapdos too, so it was hard.
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>>27103341
Was going to do the same, but went with instinct because the speech seemed the least obnoxious/pretentious
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>Image clearly made by some Instinct player
>Calls the team he doesn't like Hufflepuff.

Instinct confirmed for nerds.
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>>27103993
Yep Albus goes back in time to the first time Voldemort gave harry the scar and erases harry from existence. so he no loinger has to be in his shadow.
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>haven't played yet
>Wanted to go with instinct
>all of my work friends went with valor
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>>27102640
Instinct are Hufflepuff simply due to how outnumbered they are, most cities are a Valor/Mystic war

Valor is all the assholes and normies.

Mystic is the fedoras, the kids who think they're clever.
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>>27105152

No
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>tfw picked yellow because friend picked it even though i wanted to pick red
>picked male model and didn't customize it even though i wanted to pick female and customize it so i could self-insert

;_;
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>>27102640
i'm instinct and i got huffle puff on the test
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>>27105152
this is spot on, actually.
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>>27103794
Maybe celebi when gen 2 gets added
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>>27103065
That's actually correct, from my experiences. Good insight.
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>>27103533
Mystic is Ravenclaw, silly! Brains! Intellect! Wisdom! And, y'know, blue!
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Instinct: I like Zapdos
Mystic: Everyone else is blue
Valor: I like red/that silhouette is the hottest out of the three

Any other line of reasoning is literally shitposting.
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>>27104997
Fuckin' 'ell, that daft twats bollocksed up 'er own cash cow.
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>>27102640
All the Yellow traits you listed are Hufflepuff traits.

Hufflepuff is best House faggot don't you ever forget it.

BADGER PRIDE
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Valor = Knight
Mystic = Mage
Instinct = Rogue
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>implying anyone picks Instinct

EleGiggle
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>>27102672
That's actually a decent description of Hufflepuff, read the books faggot.
>>27102703
You too.
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>Red
Stannis the mannis
>Blue
bastard jon snu
>Yellow
Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.
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>>27106159
That is why I chose Instinct.
Also, it has a cool name.

Any other reason is just trying to make a reasoning out of nothing.
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>>27102640
>
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>>27106233
True
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can someone post the pic of yellow and blue talking then red is just shitting all over themselves
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>>27102640
Fixed. I can tell you're going soft on the blue team and yellow team
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>>27102640
my city's been taken over by mystic, those descriptions make zero fucking sense

if anything instinct are usually the 'la revolucion' guys who aid the underdog in their respective cities.
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>>27102640
So
>yellow edgelords
>blue normies
>red retards

Got it.
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>>27102640
I don't really care what the team leaders stand for, or the memes people follow. I picked yellow because no one else in my area is on that team.
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>>27102640
>Gryffindor: rigged marysue house
>Ravenclaw: Nu male nerd house
>Slytherin: edgefags
>Hufflepuff: Chill normal dudes, comfiest common room

So Valor it is
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I've seen the yellow-support and blue-support versions, but where is the version that has valor praised and the others shat on?
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>>27110874
Nowhere because most Valors are out catching pokemon and eating gyms rather than shitposting and making memes.
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>>27102640
I came in from the front page and what even is this?
>implying Hufflepuff is a bad thing
Come on, man. Griffindor may be objectively the best house, but let's be realistic here. Not everyone can be Griffindor. Anything not Slytherin is golden.
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>There are people who didn't just go off their favorite color or bird.
>>27103655
>>27104157
>>27104277
These guys get it.
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>>27102640
I think it goes
>Yellow:
Probably beginners to the Pokemon series, excited and enthusiastic about being a part of something big. Goes into battle with Pokemon met early on and have befriended, but are always happy no matter the outcome.
>Red:
Highly likely to have been a part of Pokemon for some time, joined for the action of it all. Cocky, yet not sore winners or losers. Goes with favorites when battling, which are variable in number, but always level 70+.
>Blue:
Likely to have stuck with the series since the beginning, or at least since Gen III. Strategically picks out teams to beat others; breeds for IVs. Think of themselves as professional heroes, but in reality they are only strategists bent on winning.
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>>27102640
I'm gay af and I'm Team Zapdos. Inaccurate.
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>>27103445
>compassion
literally wut

>>27102640
>instinct
>metagame thinkers
if anything, that would be mystic
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>>27110945
post butt
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>>27102640
I just picked Valor because of the name. Mystic sounds like something a special snowflake would want to be under, and Instinct sounds annoying.
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>>27103787
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Red: tryhards
Blue: Fredoracore
Yellow: Yuppies
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>Picked Instinct because Zapdos is favorite Bird
>As an itty bitty kiddo, Zapdos was first legendary I found and I took it all the way to the league along with my dragonite and Venusaur
>Wreck Gary's face with Thunder spam
>Zapbros for life
>Didn't even know about articuno or moltres till way later when I saw them in a book
>Now getting to go on real pokemon adventures as a grown ass adult
>Already have Ivysaur and Dragonair

I'm comin' buddy. We're gonna put the dream team back together for one more game...
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i chose mystic because the dialog was the only one that didn't make me cringe
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>>27111301
I know them feels

I wanna recreate my team in yellow but finding all starters in my area is a pain in the ass
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>>27110927
I'm LV7 and its funny how I'm having the exact same problem I did as a 10yo. I opted for blue, raised a Charizard and Articuno is my fav, so Mystic it is.

But I like Instinct's mission and the internet says I should be Valor.
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>visiting mother in the hospital
>playing Go while she gets her chemo and sleeps
>doctor walks in
>looks over my shoulder as I'm playing
>"Hmmm, anon, team Mystic? I'm sorry but I'm going to have to ask you and your shit mother to leave and never return. I'm canceling your insurance, too. "
>"Please, doctor, just give her one more stick of chemo. "
>"No, anon, I'm sorry but this is a Valor only hospital. Take your shit taste and emaciated mom elsewhere."
>he cackles jewishly as he tosses my mom's limp body over my shoulder to lug back up the hill to the house
>caught a Snorlax on the way home
Not a bad day
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>>27111409
Mystic is the most popular team right now. I can see 7 gyms from my appartment and 6 of them are owned by mystic trainers. The other one is owned by valor.
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>>27102640
>Instict = Faggots
Wow, you got it right
but as a mystic member i have to admit you're spot on
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>>27103065
>drawn to team mystic
>played since getting my first Charmander on Pokemon Blue in 98

Sounds about right
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>>27110927
>Gen 3 is considered a long-term fan
Fuck off
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>>27111591
>2001
>Being a fan of something for 15 years isnt considered long term

You fuck off.
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>>27111637
Make me kiddo. I bet you picked Sceptile.
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>looking into it this much.

I chose Valor because I like the color red. I don't give a shit about what it means or about moltres.
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>>27111591
Gen 3 is literally 13 years old.
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>>27111672
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>>27103445

Valorfag here

All of the mysticfags ive met have been fat neckbeards.

I dont hardly even see instinctfags but most if not all of them are normies.

White people love piss color for some reason
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>instinct is literally hufflepuff
>feel the need to project onto valor
I'm Mystic and I want Instinct fags to leave Valor alone.
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>>27102640
>all this team yellow shilling
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Am I the only one who pick Valor just because the leader's boobs silhouette?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oesOC7JvcwQ
Literally every Instinct vs Mystic thread ever
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>>27111812
I don't even play Go, I just hate Icefags. :/
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>Instinct
Dionysian, life-affirming

>Mystic
Apollonian, ambivalent towards life

>Valor
Thoughtless and crude, probably not really conscious, needs to die
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>>27111844
people actually think this guy is funny?
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INSTINCT are the HARDCORE players. Why? Because the real pokemon players know Zapdos is the only Competitive bird out of all 3.

And the fact that all normies pick mystic because, "WELL I LIKE BLUE.. ALL MY FRIENDS PICK THAT COLOR" Thats literally their only reason.. because everyone else did it..

Facts.
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>>27111940
>not liking ali g
kys desu senpai
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>Mystic
Half of the old Ingress players that already know where the Pokestops and gyms are.
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>"Mystic."
>"Valor."
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>>27111960
i picked blue because im hoping the leader is a hot stoic twink
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>servers down screen
>red and blue gyms in the background
>no yellow
Even the game knows you suck
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I knew this kid in college.

He was really into pokemon, but had this weird quirk (see: social disorder) where he only wore the color red. Red shirt, hat, pants, shorts, socks, shoes all the time. all the time. He went by 'Red' from his friends.

If he hasn't killed himself by now, I KNOW he picked red, and so even if I wanted to be on the red team, I don't want to be on a team with that asshole.
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I picked mystic because I just like the color blue.
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>>27112430
Same.
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>>27103787
>Purely based on the similar colors
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>>27102640
I picked Instinct because Zapdos is my favorite legie bird
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BlueCrew
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>>27112711
I love it
How can Instinct fags even compete
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Picked Instinct because the name sounded most like a Rocket clone. Hard choice between Red Boobs tho. Mystic seemed faggot-tier in comparison to the two
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>>27112711
That's awesome, is there Instinct and Valor versions?
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>>27106105
Mystic is Autistic
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At least in my area everybody on Valor are edgelords who pay to win. I'm in a small town so I actually know about everybody playing the game personally.

Also literally the only person I know that's on Instinct is my brother and he chose it on accident.
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>>27102640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwyVV5_orBo
TEAM VALOR!
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>>27106837
yep
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>>27114101
holy fuck that's accurate
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Am I the only one who was going with yellow until they heard the npc talk?

I thought zapdos would be a cool mascot, then I realized the leader was autistic and just went with Valor after chick's speech.
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>>27110906
I laughed until I realized it was true.
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>>27111770
>>27103342
Can someone please make a Crip one for Mystic. I need the set!
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Wait, wait wait. Team Mystic's leader isn't a girl? I feel cheated...
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>>27111591
It's long term in that yes, it's over ten years old, AND that Ruby and Sapphire were a great many people's first games.
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id think zapdos and instinct was for veterans because zapdos is the only bid thats been viable competitively for the past few gens. i assume valor and mystic are assorted newfags and edgelords.
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>work friend talking about the game
>ask him what team he's on
>team instinct all the way he says
>mfw he actually wears an guy fawkes mask at work sometimes
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>>27102640
>Instinct
Rogues
>Mystic
Wizards
>Valor
Warriors

They're basically the Kalos starters.
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>>27115035
I actually like these designations of wizard, rogue, warrior.

Mostly because they are friendly descriptors and I am a soft boy.

I don't like you guys calling eachother autists and neckbeards :(
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>>27110959
Didn't pay attention to the team intro? Candela mentions how Pokemon are warm-hearted.
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>team mystic has literally one player in izmir,turkey
>that poor schmuck is me
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>>27115153
I know that feel.

I don't understand why we can't all just get along and catch Pokemon together.
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>>27115153
Can I touch your soft boy butt?

>>27115035
Wait, which starter correlates to which Bird in XY?
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>>27102918
Mystic is a hipsters paradise.
>muh intellect
>muh different
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>>27110927
Own and have played every main series game since the beginning- Zapdos it's just the superior birb (aesthetically and type effectively)
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>>27111812
I'm Valor, and literally never gave a fuck about who was what, but almost every Instinct player I've seen has some sort of elitist attitude. Had some autistic girl tell me she wouldn't tell me where she got a fucking Squirtle.
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>>27115303
Chespin = Warrior = Valor = Moltres
Fennekin = Wizard = Mystic = Articuno
Froakie = Rogue = Instinct = Zapdos

I somehow feel that Hunter or Ranger fits Instinct better but maybe that's just my autism
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>>27115350
So much this god fucking damn the cringiest team
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>>27111664
Not him but fuck you sceptile was the raddest gen 3.
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>>27115364
>Ranger
Dammit, I was trying to remember the word. All I kept thinking of was Strider, but I couldn't remember his profession.
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>>27115251
In Istanbul we rulin dat shit cuz.
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>>27103516
>>27103575
>>27110738
>>27103757
>>27105152
>all these faggots saying Valor is for normies

You guys do know Mystic has the highest population right?
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>>27115438
>>27115251
Fucking turks
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Best part of being Mystic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc
The first comment tho.
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>>27115364
Probably because wilderness survival and tracking and all that ranger shit relies on a lot of intuition and INSTINCT. Whereas being a dick-ass thief just requires one be a gold loving nigger.
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>>27115506
Hufflepuff is the unimpressive house that lacks special talent or uniqueness from what I can gather. I didn't get too hung up on those books.
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>>27111637
What is it considered if ive been playing since the very start and i experienced pokemania the first time as a child in school?
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Valor = People who dislike the faggy nu-male pretentious intro from Mystic and the boring egg-obsessed intro from Instinct, normies who like fire types, competitive players that want to do gyms and mainly battle Pokemon, people who saw how much hate Valor gets and thought the other teams were overly negative, cringy dorks that want to dominate people in a video game and tsuyoku naritai at PoGo.

Mystic = People who dislike the cringy red pill "I'm going to dominate this video game" Valor intro and the boring egg-obsessed intro from Instinct, normies who like ice/water types or pick whichever option is in the middle and therefore "most important", casual players that desire strength in numbers, gullible dorks that fell for the team bashing and believed Valor were dumb and toxic, pretentious nu-male faggots that want to demonstrate their superiority by choosing the most "intellectual" team and show how much they love science and rationality so they can virtue signal for ugly aspie girls.

Instinct = Nobody cares about researching eggs and the intuition of dumb animals, at most players would pick Instinct for the intro because it's the only one that doesn't try to inflate the game into something intellectual or something you can gain power and dominate people in, they'd rather go for the neutral and boring intro than the ones that might be construed as cringy, players that want to level up the quickest by having as many gyms available for them to attack as possible, contrarian hipster nu-males that choose whichever is the least popular, Pokemon dorks that think choosing a team with the bird that has the most metagame viability will make them look cool, normies who like electric types or the idea of lightning itself, "chill" stoner rejects that don't want to be part of the hostility between Mystic/Valor.

And reasons that apply to all: favorite color, because their friends chose it, at random, because they liked the bird the most, or because they liked the team leader.
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>>27115647
Autism.
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I picked Mystic because both of my boyfriends picked it.
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>>27115647
If you really waste your time for writing this it goes for my cringe folder.
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>>27115690
I have 127 WPM, an IQ of 144, and my mind operates at the speed of light. You will never compare to me.
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hol up
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>>27115647
I literally just picked these based on which Legendary bird I caught first.
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>>27115731
My IQ is actually 173. I was tested professionally as a child.
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>>27115741
Sensible chuckle.
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>>27115706
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>>27115731
>>27115758
Holy shit. You guys must be loaded.
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>>27115775
I actually am.
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>>27115775
>loaded full of shit
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>>27115647
Holy fuck dude take your medication
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>>27115782
Nice dude. I bet you're living the life. Whats your highest CP?
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>>27115799
I'm not really into CP I'm not a pedophile.
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>>27115758
You don't even realize child scores don't translate to adult? Or that difference IQ classification systems have different upper limits?

P.S. do you really think I'd give away my true IQ immediately? A true player never reveals his hand. The only IQ classification system that has ever been able to assess the full breadth of my mind has been one that I created myself, and I scored perfectly at 500/500 IQ. I will not release my system until the public consciousness has elevated itself to a sufficient level. Go back to High School, reject.
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>>27103065
In my town most of the valor people are frat guys and normalfags
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NORMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
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Valor and Instinct = Normies
Mystic is a literal neckbeard cult.
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>>27115483
i am gayreek by heritage and i hate turks
what do i win
if i can choose
i want more Mystic players in Izmir or a Mewtwo, thank you.
I'm just singling out the instinct gym next to me with a Vaporeon

i chose mystic because my eevee evolved into a vaporeon, and i am a bio major, mystic is kinda doing somewhat of a biological experiment on evolution, so i just picked it
and Blanche is qt
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>>27115809
sensible chuckle
iq is a fucking meme, even more of a meme than horoscopes
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Pick what your friends picked or else pick whatever intro appeals to you most. It's really that easy. Don't let people try to tell you what every person from each team is like. In reality they're probably all about the same.
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>>27115809
ow the edge
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Any one got that Simpsons gif of the kids racing fruit, but the Pokémon edit?
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>>27115690
don't put that in there, put >>27115809 in there
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>>27102640
>local town
>central war memorials etc is yellow austists/neets at 1500+cp
>actual gym gym is red, level 10 and stacked with 700-800ish cp
>military base bros are red
>blue is little community church, one kid using his real name as a handle took it over with 400cp and left it at 2000 prestige until I just rolled it for the reds

Get gud bluefags
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>>27103516
I was seeing no red gyms that is why I chose valor
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>>27115809
Lmfao go get laid you pathetic faggot.
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>>27115809
fucking /vp/ is full of kids
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>>27116275
>>27116453
>>27116487
idk if i should call you autists for not recognizing someone baiting, or if that guy is serious since he put so much effort in
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>Favorite color is yellow
>Favorite bird is articuno

can't believe I spent minutes agonizing over a decision for this shit app

team M Y S T I C represent
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>>27116510
>>27116275 here; usually I'd have dismissed it as bait, but with the crowd GO has brought in I have no idea what's what right now
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>>27114830
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>>27103676
>Valor fag false flagging mystic

jesus even if what you are saying is true, you sure are being a whiny bitch about it, even when your shit team values strength and courage or whatever bullshit it spouts
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Pcked valor because of sideboob.
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>mystic
true
true
true
true
n-no
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I picked mystic only for articuno
no other reason
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>>27103676
I hate the other two teams, but I keep my mouth shut about it online and in person.
Hell, I hate people that are on my team too because I don't feel they meet the ideals of the team.
Not gonna mention my team though because like I said I keep my mouth shut about it.
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>>27106159
Kek, that's why I wanted instinct, but my friends went valor, who cares, it's a color.
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>went blue last week thinking we'd be the minority
>entire city taken over by blue
>really wanted to go yellow

fug
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>>27106233
>Valor = Knight
>Mystic = Mage
>Instinct = Total Faggot
Fixed
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So is just me or there isn't any real hate on Valor but for some reason people are saying that it's constantly hated on by Mystic?
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>>27116713
this
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>>27116719
I shout team valor when I cap a gym I see people battling on, but I've had people shout team mystic at me and once, team instinct. It's all in good fun.
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>>27102932
While I'm a go player I have to agree with one. Damn, finding the MAIN one becomes a problem without using the catalog.
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>Not wanting to be a flaming moltres like best boy

Yall shit
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>Friends and I all play pokemon p competitively with each other
>Go comes out
>Decide to all go Yellow because our area is dominated by Red, so it forces us to work together and actually meet up and grind with each other

Maybe edgey but more so we kind of just wanted a challenge. Its really fun not seeing many yellow gyms, and when we meet other instinct, it's a lot more "we should keep in touch" sort of a deal vs what I've heard from others in Valor and Mystic- I guess cause we're so small haha!

All in all pretty happy with Instinct, we held a gym in the most popular part of the small city we live in today for a good 3 hours!
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I picked Yellow, and now I'm starting to regret it. Pretty much none of my local gyms are yellow. I'm at a decent level, don't want to start over. Do you think they will give you the option to switch teams later in the game?

I heard that in Ingress, they made you start again at level 1 when you switched. If they implement something similar in Pokemon, do you think it will cause you to lose all your pokemon?
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>>27106159
Agreed. Red silhouette is fuckable.
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>level 13
>still haven't picked a team
I'm following in the footsteps of Red
teams don't do shit anyways
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>>27117087
Just keep playing the game and quit being a pussy.
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Do you guys remember when a mystic autistic did this? I do
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>>27117199
Speaking of regrettable decisions...
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literally only went with mystic because of pic related
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I picked Mystic because it said the team was all about evolving pokemon and I love me some pokemon evolving
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>>27117383
How does it feel to be associated with people like >>27117199
?
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>>27117397
Could've been worse. Could've been Moltres.
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>first download app
>go outside and spend hours until lvl 5
>pick mystic because it was 45 celsius outside and could barely see anything so just picked something to proceed
>later find out that there's a huge elitism about these groups
>everyone seems to hate mystics apparently
well ok, i just want to play
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>>27112130
Ok, I Laugh.
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>>27102640
>Instinct:
Probably looks up knives on google images, has never cleared their search history and have never played a Pokemon game before yet follow Pokemon meme pages on Facebook, Also their dad works for nintendo

>Mystic:
Raise their wife's kids, wear fedora's and literally ruin the game, claim gen 1 was superior because "omg nostalgia lol", unironically uses the term "Kino"

>Valor:
Ruin the game for everyone else, antisocial spergs who don't even enjoy the game but play it all day to spite normies
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My friend is trying to be 2 teams with 2 accounts to "help" most of his friends. aka he's not helping take over any gyms. Just pick a side and be loyal god damn
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>>27115506
Nice filename
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CORRECT LIST
O
R
R
E
C
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L
I
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T
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I only chose Mystic because blue is one of my favorite colors, the other being green.
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Who /vpol/ here
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>>27119154
this tbqh senpai
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>>27103246
The mustang was not a tall car, how big are those guys? Like 4'10"?
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Really makes you think
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>>27103065

I'm a /pol/ack on Valor. So yeah, sounds about right
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>>27102640
> Mystic
> Likes cute Pokemon
> I'm mystic
> My favorite kind of Pokemon are artifact Pokemon
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