>brother and I are walking around at night, playing Pokemkn GO
>catch a paradin and spearow
>as were walking, some rednecks in a truck stop
>dudes ask us if we're lost
>my brother explains that we're playing a mobile game
>one of the rednecks ask if it's Pokemon
>my brother nods
>the rednecks explain that many people are playing Pokemon GO
>my brother recommends that they download it
>"Make sure you go for Team Red!"
We'll most likely get into more situations like that in the future.
>>27093440
>paradin
huh
So I'm not one of the "stay in your General" types, but did this really need its own thread?
>>27093529
Tentaquil's prevo
>mfw nobody around me plays Go
>>27093972
that's Gen IV dumbass
Shit. Post.
>>27093529
Paradin is a trade evolution. Trading Paras while it holds Metal Coat with an Escavalier causes Paras to evolve into Paradin.
>Squire (Paras) is taught by a knight (Escavalier)
>Squire learns how to fight effectively
>Bug/Fighting Paras evolution that uses a sword and shield made out of its carapace and mushrooms
>Has metallic armor and a sweet helmet
>>27094149
drawfags pls
>>27094189
On it.
>>27094149
>>27094189
>>27094463
Here, I believe this is the Pokémon OP saw.
>>27093440
>paradin
I call hax
>>27094777
In only 20 minutes, too.
>>27094777
fuuuck
>>27093440
>be OP
>be cancer
>still not an hero
>>27094810
Gotta earn those paitning experience points, gotta build some quick mileage for tonight.
>>27094777
>mfw I started doodling after I posted the greentext
>You drew exactly what I drew, just with a chin
Sheeeit
>>27095210
Please post it anon, I wanna see it before going to bed. The chin was almost an accident btw, which makes this all the funnier.
>>27095284
Scanner's busted, so can't. Gotta buy one later. Here's a crappy doodle of what I drew, ala photoshop and a jittery 2 am hand.
>>27093529
Really makes you think, huh?
>go to the park at 2am
>there's several dozens of autists walking around with their phones out
>every single pokestop had a lure module
Normie game they said.
