>Team Valor
Might makes right. A Pokemon and Trainer's value is based on being the strongest they possibly can be. Work towards goals to better selves and achieve goals.
>Team Instinct
Breeding and care-giving. Unironically cucks, they seek to raise children that aren't their own. Don't ever talk to me or my Pikachu's son ever again.
>Team Mystic
Fedora-tier atheists. Won't shut up about evolution. Thinks a Pokemon's value lies in how many metamorphoses it goes through as opposed to how strong it is. Probably the kind of nerd who hates ALL middle-evos or NFE Pokemon.
Why am I not surprised that Blue and Yellow are the most popular teams in the community?
Red is by far the most common one you cuck
>>27091992
Blue has 14k on Reddit,
Yellow 9k
Red 7k
Every strawpoll taken on 4chan has had Red in dead last.
Why reply if you have no idea what's being discussed?
>>27091992
You're full of shit.
>>27091946
>Might makes right
Friend, this is the real cuck tier philosophy. "I can't defend my opinions with reason, so I'm gonna punch you in the face."
>oh look, another Valor idiot needs to make a thread to feel validated
>>27092099
>being a dominant alpha male makes you a cuck
???
Valor
>Juggalos & Weaboos
Mystic
>Neckbeards
Instinct
>Literal 12-year olds
Pick your poison
>>27091946
>Team Valor
>litterally team normie
>>27092329
>Team Mystic
>Most popular team
Are you implying that Mystic hasn't been overrun by normies?
>>27092371
>kikebook is full of genwun valorfags
>>27092426
The admins on the Facebook fanpage for Pokemon Go are all on Mystic.
>>27091946
I made the choice based off my favorite legendary bird.
>picking KFC hot wings
>>27092466
It seems to be about 50/50 Valor & Mystic.
what are the teams actually supposed to be? i dont have a smartphone
>>27091946
>Tfw didn't know which team to choose so just chose blue because in the middle
>>27092673
There's no functional difference between the teams, they just attach different ideologies to the teams in an effort to steer players towards other like-minded players, like in Ingress.
...I picked Yellow because Battery Jesus
Valor is going to be fucked when their frat bros lose interest
>>27092099
I bet your a real gentleman man too.
>>27093196
>gentleman man
wut
>>27091946
>might make right
i think you don't know what 'valor' means.
>Breeding and care-giving.
opposites. breeding is for numbers, care is for love.
>mystic are atheists
and vegeterians eat meat. seriously?
Team valor here. Get off my team.
>>27091946
I picked Mystic because of the cute grill desu, didn't even read all that shit.
>>27093196
Instinct, actually.
>>27091946
All very wrong, I'm mystic and I detest fedorafags..
Valors are ass holes.
>>27091946
Edge the post
Door's over there anytime you're ready to leave normie.
>>>/trash/
>>27093530
im pretty sure OP is from /pol/.
>>27091946
Not to mention that Team Valors leader is waifu tier
'might makes right' is much more instinct than valor tbqh sempai.
>>27091946
>>27091946
Why am I not surprised another Valorfag has a fat inflated ego?
>>27094311
he is instinct fag in denial.
