Pokemon GO Eggs
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So has anyone found a easy way to get outta hatching this without walking? I know there's the whole putting your pokewalker in the dryer shit i was just hoping there was something similar
Put your phone in the washer.
>>27090177
drive slow in your car with app open
about 5mph should do
doesn't measure exactly but gets job done
Just walk you pathetic cunt
I suppose I shouldn't be surprised that there are people trying to play Pokémon GO without going outside but just play normal Pokémon, jeez
You can Spoof the GPS, theres a whole thread talking about it.
Go use this knowledge to ruin everyones fun.
>>27090177
>>27090192
>Put expensive phone on equipment that will destroy the phone.
Is it that serious?
Strap it to your wrist and jerk off. I hatched 3 eggs last night.
>>27090320
Are you retarded?
the 2 km are not that bad, just ride a bike at a jog speed and within 10-15min it will hatch
>>27090320
that's the joke
>>27090273
Did you catch a way to do so without rooting? Not sure if my phone's shit or too good.
>>27090177
How about you just walk you lazy fuck?
Yes. Get a longboard.
>>27090239
This
>>27090177
tape it to a cieling fan, each couple of spins counts as a few feet.
>you're welcome senpai
Get a roomba
I use bluestacks on my pc to hatch my eggs hands free
>>27090705
Liar you need to actually move location or it won't track
Shake your phone like you would to get coins on a 3DS
>response 40 minutes later
How was your jerk off session, anon?
>>27090177
>The game is based on exploring and moving around
>wants to find a way around it
go play your ds faggot
Hatched a Weedle and Zubat from 2 2KM eggs.
Got 2 10KM eggs incubating right now. Both at 6/10. Going to mostly likely hatch by the time I get home from the gym tomorrow. Hopefully I get something good.
>>27090177
Just walk you lazy shit
Hatching the 10 km eggs are so worth
>>27091381
>his dick isn't big enough for the phone to pick up movement when you stroke it longways.
Just end it.
ride a bus, they move almost as slow as your lazy ass
>>27090177
Not being a fat fuck helps I hear
>Spent 7 hours catching pokemon today
>10km egg didn't hatch
ok
>>27090811
get an android emulator for your laptop
I get like .3 km from driving around for an hour. You can try that.
>>27091616
If you drive more than 10 mph it won't count
>>27090177
>mfw this will be the deciding factor
>hatched a 10k egg today with a 700CP Magmar
>meanwhile cucks can't even manage 2k much less 5 or 10
Daily reminder that all the good shit can only be found in eggs and the people that hatch them will hold all the gyms.
>have 5 km egg at 4.50
>go walking around neighborhood and nearby areas for like 30 minutes with incense to find shit while I'm at it
>egg is at 4.99 and has remained there since two hours ago
FUCK. At least I found a Tangela for the first time.
>>27091653
I was walking most of the time other than to stop at busy areas with lots of lures. Did the exact same thing yesterday and it seemed to be tracking no problem. Maybe it was a server issue fuck if I know
Does it register by steps or by the on screen trainer's movements?
>>27091462
fucking kek
>>27090177
Stop being a fat piece of shit
>>27090177
Bike
>>27091459
I've gotten scyther and electabuzz from 10km eggs and my buddy got a jynx, so they seem to have a good pool. >>27091461
>>27091698
Fucker finally hatched, Sandshrew with 79 CP.
I can't be mad, I haven't seen any around here yet.
>>27090320
Do you have autism?
Well it ain't an official way around it OP, but my phone is shotty enough that my guy will walk around on his own on startup and get me some places without me moving from my bed. I just exit to my active apps, go back to it, GPS spaes out and repeat.
Not a lazy bastard, just stuck in the middle of a dead zone so my house is the only place nearby I can play.
>>27091945
I got a Vulpix from mine today. First fire type I've seen thus far.
Figure out how to strap it to your dog. Send dog outside. Profit.
>can't run 5k
Jesus.
I jog at least 30k a week.
Get some more exercise, fatty.
>>27090883
I longboard all around my town playing Go and it counts like 25% of my steps. Maybe I go too fast?
Does this game count steps even if i have my screen off?
>>27094214
if by screen off you mean the game's low power mode, then yes. Otherwise, no.
Does the app count steps even when not connected to the internet? I walk to and from work every day, and yet my egg only as 2.5k/5k on it.
>>27090177
I turn my wifi off then I close the app and open it again in a while. While it's searching for my location it throws me a few feet away from my actual location and then back. It's something I do when I'm bored at home. It's no replacement for actually going out and walking. I'm just making up for all the times the app crashed. I took the train and it didn't register most of my journey.
>>27091878
>Electabuzz hatches from an eggs
We will never get even gen II mons
>>27090177
They need to fix eggs. Eggs are like the only means of getting rare shit and that just seems dumb. Everyone that I met that has a stupid OP pokemon, like a 1500 lapris or a 1300 kangaskan, says that they got it from an egg and powered it up with all the BS candy you get with it. Eggs should be a tiny extra thing, not the entire fucking game.
>>27094363
If you go too fast say 10, 20 mph idk it doesnt count.
>>27091689
Only time will tell. Eggs that hatch pokemon with no evo chain will be be better for now, as all candy can go to power up. But once wild pokemon get higher and higher, the cp multiplier that comes with evolution will fuck the eggs over.
>>27094283
No, phone app needs to be on and active.
I got a gastly from a 5k not too long ago.
>>27090177
People say you need to be walking but I hatch eggs on the bus ride to work all the time
>>27090320
Well I mean if you bundled it up with a towel or some soft fabric and made sure it wouldn't unravel it would probably work
post egg stardust yields
>>27094678
I got a bulbsaur from a 2km egg, a ghastly from a 5km, and my 10km egg was a pinsir.
>>27094702
You can ride in a vehicle as long as you keep your speed below 30mph. Higher then that it doesn'the register the steps. They've got the cut off to the equivalent of riding like a bat out of hell.
Use a magnet
>>27090177
I hook mine up to my Drone and fly it around for a while
>>27090177
Ride your bike.
>All these fatties complaining about having to fucking walk to get rare pokemon.
Just play normal Pokemon and walking back and forth in game, you lazy shits.
Pay a kid to do the work for you if you're so lazy you can't even walk with an app open on your phone
>>27090177
>So has anyone found a easy way to get outta hatching this without walking?
I don't think this game is aimed at your particular demographic.
>>27091650
Jesus Christ, at that rate you could just fucking walk and have 5 5km eggs done already
>>27099847
I just had it open while I ran errands I didn't so it just for the km. Walking or cycling is 100 times better if you wanna hatch anything and can be easily done at the park
>>27090177
Bicycling is OP in go
