The Nido evolution line doesn't get a whole lot of attention. Nidoran is a cute but deadly with rabbit-like ears, Nidorino looses most of the cuteness and becomes a bulky little bro, and Nidoking is a fucking poisonous behemoth. 10/10 imho
>>27088286
I wonder why the Moon Stone infuses them with Rhydon genes. Incidentally Giovanni has a Rhydon and both Nidos. (plus a Kangaskhan, who has a similar build to the three despite supposedly based on a kangaroo)
>>27088662
My headcannon is that all of the stones are radioactive, and work like radiation does in cartoons. It makes things hulk out and get superpowers.
>>27088662
Yo wot m8?
>>27088732
I think he is referencing the fact that they are all "Drill" pokemon.
>behemoth
>4ft tall
>>27088286
>behemoth
>King of monlets
>no mention of the female line
OP is a faggot
Special attack focused mega that keeps Sheer Force when?
>>27088286
Why didn't Game Freak make him into a giant? Why must they be cruel?
>>27089471
That's for Nidoqueen. King will get Physical Attack.
>>27089653
That'd be awful.
>>27089749That's hot anon
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/aE10jJG.png "latest[1].png")
>>27089594
They are giants in the manga.
But I'am ok with mini kaijus.
Look at that proud, loving look he's giving to his boy.
>>27089891
>"Son, looking at you reminds me that I got to fuck a qt loli Nidoran F."
>>27089923
This
>>27089804
do you want to overpower the manlet and make him moan like a bitch in heat?
>>27090130
I want all sorts of dirty things, anon
>>27090337
I want to hold my cock against Nidoking's and bully him because mine's bigger.
>"Who's the king now, sissycock? I'll turn you into my personal Nidobitch. If you're lucky, maybe I'll give you a few tugs on that little stiffy if you moan like a good girl."
>>27090511
He's probably bigger than you, but you probably last longer
I liked the Nidos in the second TCG Game Boy game, since it had that overpowered Nidorina that did damage based on how many Nidos you had out.
I wonder what happens when Nidoking invites Aggron and Rhyperior for dinner
>>27090559
>nido is premature
fucking nice
>>27090620
they have a nice spitroast
>>27090630
W-who's in the middle, anon? And why
>>27090620
They get drunk, play smash bros poorly and bitch at Nidoking for breaking up with Nidoqueen because without her, Aggron wins every match by spamming Thunder.
>>27090559
He's only 4' 7". I doubt his dick would be any bigger than 5-6 inches, so I could still bully him.
This thread is horrible.
>>27090660
Anon, Nidoking and Rhyperior are both Ground types
>>27090646
obviously nidoking has to be in the middle because he cums in 15 seconds
>>27090620
>Rhyperior
>not Rhydon
Shit taste
>>27090723
There are no ground types in Smash.
>>27090781
He's in the middle because he's the smallest
>>27090855
Bye!!
>>27090781
Plus, there is no way Nidoking can lift the other two, and even if he could, he's so short it would be awkward for the other guy.
![lab33[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nJWmmke.jpg "lab33[1].jpg")
>>27090894
>nidoking needs a stepstool to fuck
wew
>>27090967
>nidoking gets DP'd by Aggron and Rhyperior
>>27088286
In one leafgreen file I caught 3 shiny nidorans. (All female)
>>27091128
>No matter how many times he gets fucked in both holes, he keeps insisting that he's a manly man who should be on top
>He's not convincing anyone because his little stiff cock always gives him away, but he keeps insisting anyway
>>27091128
>Rhyperior
Why that uggo?
>>27090076
I trained a Nidorino all the way up to lv 40 for Poison Jab and I had an awful time.
lv 16 from now on.
>>27091474
>Solid Rock
>Rock Wrecker
Geez, I dunno anon
This thread has not gave me a boner
>>27091422
Yum
>>27091796
Because there's too much Nidoking, and not enough Nidoran , Nidorina, and Nidoqueen.
>>27091993
>>27091796
We know it's you, Nidoking.
>>27088286
Would it be that difficult to make NidoranM and NidoranF the same Pokemon in later games? Like just make them gender differences instead of giving them separate Pokedex entries, all they'd have to do is remove one Pokedex entry.
>>27093818
Anon, don't be silly. I am human, there is no such thing as Nidokind and even if there was one he wouldn't be aroused by the idea of being fucked by his friends and be treated like a cum dump.
>>27090716
You're horrible.
Good taste.
>>27093033
Aww, Nidoking's wife blinked! I guess they have to re-take the shot.
>>27090076
>no horn drill
thats how you fuck up son
>>27094167
Nigga you can't just post something like that without providing a source as well.
>>27088286
One of gen1's that really deserves a megastone
>>27094230
Post #151984
>>27094208
You are a funny man, Anon, I like you.
Fix the Pokédex and combine Nidoran entries when?
>>27094026
yeah, fuck slut nidokings who suck their friends dicks and swallows their loads don't even exist
>>27094309
My thoughts exactly.
>>27094330
Even if Nidoking existed, which he does not, he would be the one topping.
>>27088662
Giovanni just straight up has the Gen I Kaiju-team
>>27088286
Needs more Nidoqueen in this Nido thread.
>>27097023
Nuh, uh! Nidoqueen don't have no time to be on 4Chan! She just came in to get Nidoking off the computer so he isn't late for work tomorrow. SOMEONE's gotta run this house, and it sure as hell ain't him!
>>27097105
>nidoqueen
>housewife
They have King and Queen in their name. I'm pretty sure they coerce everyone else into doing it for them.
>>27088286
>doesn't get a lot of attention
>literally one of Genwunners' scapegoats
>"hurr durr looks so badass like Godzilla or something--"
no
>>27097023
I... Just realized I have few other pictures that aren't implicit or will get me banned outright.
>>27097173
Wow, you're such a perv
>>27097474
I blame Nin10D'oh for all of it.
>>27094429
Sure, Jan
Anyone have cute Nidoran art? It's really one of my favorite Pokemon.
>>27097698
Did you find the pause button?
>>27098596
Gonna need some sauce for that one.
>>27098652
Artist is called Lightsource.
>>27088286
>does not mega evolve
>tfw no Nidolord
ONE FUCKING JOB GAMEFREAK
>>27098596
>>27098659
Thank you, based anon.
>>27098803
Nido family does deserve a Mega for both ´king and ´queen. Mainly because their current stat totals/abilities are kinda lackluster.
>>27088286
>tfw nidoking porn is some of the stuff that convinces me I'm bi
>tfw I would legit get dominated by a nidoking
>tfw I would cuddle up to nidoking gently only for him to take full force and pinme down to use me
>tfw you will never have a nidoking
feels bad man.
