>W'eve actually reached this point.
Fucking lol
>>27073201
>People actually scan for pokemon while driving
How idiotic can you be?
>>27073201
Lol, what the fuck.
>>27073297
I saw some motherfuckers right here on /vp/ doing exactly that. So pretty damned idiotic.
>>27073201
This has been an absolute phenomenon
Tbh this truly speaks of the Pokémon impact
The number of people play is fucking incredible. I just got back from downtown Austin TX and there were hundred of people roaming around.
>>27073201
It'd be funnier if Pidgeotto were driving that truck
>>27073450
We have a huge party going on in Seattle. People drinkin' and poke'n, and acting stupid.
This is embarassing tbqh
>>27073201
>"OH SHIT A PIDGEOT"
>"too fucking far away god damn it"
>*BEEP*
>"JUST A SECOND JUST A SECOND ALMOST THERE"
>*BEEP BEEP*
>"HOLD THE FUCK UP RIGHT QUICK"
Drive-by Pokestops works much better.
>Glance down
>Tap the Stop coming up
>Face the road
>Spin the dial as you pass
>Collect your shit and exit (may not work if you're going too fast)
>Repeat
Some businesses are getting legtimately pissed at people interrupting their customers and disturbing them by walking around their stores with their phone glued to their face.
A local subway here actually called the police over it.
>>27073201
Wow. Just fucking wow.
>>27073484
I laughed more than I should reading this.
nigga I have gotten so good at the drive by thumb flick, thats how I play most of the time, hit up the pokespots on the side of the highway
>>27073484
>>27073761
someone could probably make this happen through ms paint wizardry
I do this, and have had 0 incidents/near incidents related to Pokemon Go. You all suck at driving, I presume.
>>27073877
You're an asshole
>Hurr im a good driver so its okay.
Obviously you're not if your not using handfree devices. Its the LAW jerkwad.
>>27073908
False. There is a law here that prohibits Electronic Messaging and Text Messaging while driving. Check yourself before you wreck yourself, m8.
>>27073877
Having done so as well, it is objectively stupid to do so. You can't say that it doesn't drastically increase the risk of an accident.
>>27073908
Also
>hurr durr people have died doing it so you can't do it
We should just stop driving all-together then amirite :^)
>>27073934
>implying Go isnt far worse
Semantics asshole. You're gonna get your ass pulled over and get more then a ticket if you keep that shit up smug fucker.
Consider the other people around you who actually live fufilling lives you could rear end, not the virtual data your so autistically obsessed with.
>>27073297
>People text and drive
>>27073934
>overshill is a traffic hazard
What a surprise.
>>27073877
Ditto. I got my snorlax in the midle of the freeway and me and my friends cruise neighborhoods nice and slow for Pokemon and hatching eggs.
>>27073983
Honestly, driving around a neighborhood at like 10mph so the incubator works and you can find pokemon faster is pretty great.
>>27073973
If you're shut at driving then don't do it. You drive slow, feel a vibration, click the Pokemon on the map and keep on the screen till you pull over or hit a stop sign/red light.
>>27073973
You must be one of those faggots who yells at smokers about how secondhand smoke can kill people around them, ey?
>no data plan
>just go for a walk with pokewalker
>>27074022
You're fucking dumb if you play while driving.
>>27074026
So you're just generally shitty to he around huh.
>>27074017
Ya, for some reason the nice beach communities have way better selection. We cruise in the rich neighborhoods and get dratinis and all sorts of sweet stuff.
I literally catch 95% of my pokemon while driving.
Bite me
>>27074047
>I do things that are fun
>Take risks because I'm able to conquer them easily
Or someone is beta as fuck :^
>>27074026
>who yells at smokers about how secondhand smoke can kill people around them, ey?
Because it can? Nobody wants your nicotine in their lungs. Its called having common courtesy for those around you, and if you can't understand that much then like >>27074047
says, You sound like an overall shitty person to be around.
>>27074042
And you must not be a good driver.
>>27074068
I cast a karma spell on you anon. YOu may think this is funny juju voodoo nonsense, but mark my words. Keep up your antics and you will end up in a fender bender with a red toyota in your future.
>>27074073
>being this Beta
>>27074100
>literally killing self with poison
At least you'll die young.
>5 stops on my small walk to the bus stop for work
>like 10 stops from the bus to work with traffic
>two stops at work
Feels good man
>>27074100
If you're trying to peer pressure, you're barking up the wrong tree. You want to kill yourself. be my guest, Nobody will miss a smokebag like you anyways.
You can smoke and still eb a decent person if you understand that you affect those around you, but clearly, you don't and you think you're hot shit because your a rebel? Odds are your a kid who just had his first blunt and talked back to his father for the first time, and is now on his first power trip. Enjoy it while it lasts. Oh, and lung cancer.
>>27074100
>being a shitty person
>changing the subject and turning it on others when they call you out
>>27074120
>implying I smoke
nice
>>27074125
>>>implying I smoke
nice
>>27074098
LOL here comes /x/ right on schedule.
>>27074100
>Saving KoTH reaction images
Yeah you're not worth anyones time you meme loving fuck.
>>27073201
If you cant manage texting and driving, you probably shouldnt be driving to be frank
>>27074136
>Haha I was pretending guys! it was a joke!
Ironic posting is still bannable. Should have dropped it while you had the chance.
POKEMON GO IS A DEATH SENTENCE IF YOU'RE A BLACK PERSON
>Pokemon Go players will quickly lose interest or die for being retards
Good
>>27074185
Sure is Summer in here.
>>27073201
You're supposed to have a friend to play for you while you drive. I do that with my friend, but he got pissed because apparently i missed a stop and i got it on my phone. Problem is he has shit T-mobile, it wasn't me.
>>27073788
Did someone say 30 seconds in a subpar photo manipulator?
>>27074321
nice!
>>27074321
Pretty good
>>27074147
not the best thing to say at meme central
>>27073201
She should probably get that wrist looked at.
...what if we use a phone mount? It's still technically hands-free but damn do I drive too slow sometimes. That's the only issue I've had so far though. If I wanna really catch a Pokemon, I pull over.
>>27073201
Ha, is that an Asian woman driving while playin Pokemon Go? What a fuckin' treat.
>>27074448
just dont do it when you drive, seriously.
>>27073297
>people can't multitask
How bad at driving can you be?
>>27074517
You miss the point entirely.
If you're a "good" driver you follow rules. By simply even thinking of doing this, you're breaking code of conduct to selfishly get non-existant data, put people's lives at risk, AND risk a ticket for yourself.
Its not about how good you are, its the fact you're breaking the law and okay with it.
>>27073297
This happened when texting first started, and then when Snapchat came out. I'm not surprised this would happen with pokemon
>>27074582
THIS
ALL OF THIS
>>27074517
>Defending degenerate behavior.
So you can take your phone out and scan for pokemon at your Boss' big meeting right? I mean, its multitasking :^) You can listen to your boss and play with your phone, surely nothing bad will happen right?
What's the point of using Pokemon Go while driving anyway.
Go take a walk and use it.
>>27074582
I bet you follow the speed limit in the fast lane. Fucking moralfags, I swear...
>>27074713
You get more encounters, stops and species that aren't around your regular haunts?
>>27073297
I grab pokestops while driving.
If I feel the vibrate I'll look and tap it if it's rare or I want it and catch it at the next stop.
>>27073201
DOES PIDGEOTTO HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO LAND A OHKO?!
>>27073297
bus ride to work or school is where i get most of my encounters and its amazing for hatching eggs
>>27074964
I didn't know they let you ride the school bus to work.
>>27074713
I live in a shithole that gets up to 110~ degrees in the summer, and everything is really far apart.
I refuse to walk in that heat.
I've tried walking around when it gets darker, but then it just gets dangerous due to all theMexicans. The only time it really cools down is from October - April. That's our "winter/spring".
...I need to move.
>>27073934
Sauce for the love of god. Iqdb isn't working
>>27075040
AZ?
>>27075106
Nevermind I found it. Full pic isn't that lewd
>>27074321
perfect
>>27073201
It's easy. Interstates should be a black zone, I don't even know why it's allowed. Literally find so much shit in the interstate
>>27074517
Except that if you use your phone while you drive that makes you automatically a bad driver.
>>27073201
>I live in Tennessee
>There were ambulance sirens just a couple hours ago
Do... Do you think Pokemon GO killed somebody? I'm hoping it did, I'm in the Memphis area so I hope to god there isn't a race war brewing.
>>27074098
Karma spell revoked. I cast a nigger spell on you. You are officially a nigger until you stop roleplaying
>>27074068
You too you little faggot of a bitch, kys
I ran into a 471 rapidash driving on the highway, but not when i was walking around town for three hours.
>>27073484
hahaha
Why hasn't GO killed anyone yet?
It's only a matter of time.
>>27073201
For a second I thought that was Masuda driving
>>27074517
you're a fucking retard. any distraction while driving can cause inattentional blindness which is why you hear "came out of nowhere" so often. no, the person/car you hit didn't "come out of nowhere", you just weren't paying attention to the road which makes you an objectively bad driver.
playing on your phone while driving is putting everyone around you at risk and you are the lowest form of selfish scum if you choose to do it, lower than someone sending an important text and lower than some whore checking her makeup.
>>27077413
I heard someone got hit by a car
>>27074022
>driving slow instead of just pulling over
Fuck off, Pokemon Go has made the traffic in my town a living hell.
>>27077413
>Yfw this is all part of GF's plan for world domination by controlling the population size
>>27074100
Your kind wreak. The smell that clutches to you like a thousand dead rodents. Your vile. Your filth. You have no idea how everyone around you is hoping you'd die of lung cancer faster. Not only do you smell putrid, but the poison you breath makes your skin sag and wrinkle, your teeth yellow and gums blacken... and you do this all to yourself. Disgusting. I'm not alone when it comes to only respecting people who respect themselves. You don't respect yourself, don't expect others will. Your lower than a beta virgin brony. You fucking omega piece of shit. Make today be your redemption and better yourself.
>>27073877
>>27073983
>>27074061
I foresee manslaughter charges in your futures.
Lol you guys don't know how to drive if you can't play while cruising. Go learn to drive in a big city and I'll bet you could do it after.
>>27077996
i've already explained why you're a moron and a piece of shit here >>27077521
you're a fucking kid who thinks that the only reason you can't use a phone and drive is because you take your eyes off the road. i half hope you get rekt just so that you learn an important lesson.
>>27078129
why is it bad if i drive down country roads at 5mph
at 3 am
what am i going to hit? Corn maybe
Does riding a bicycle work with the game mechanics?
>>27073934
god, now i have a boner, thanks anon
>>27078153
animals?
someone on a bike?
an obstacle on the road?
some other fuckhead playing a game on their phone instead of paying attention to the road?
seriously. you wouldn't bring your fucking gameboy and play normal pokemon while you are driving so why would this be okay?
>>27074321
Glorious
>>27073201
DEJA VU
>>27073201
Jail all these idiots.
>>27074448
I use a phone mount, it's 50% safer because you are actually looking forward rather than down and the hands are free for emergency maneuvers
>>27078157
Yes, but you have to pedal slower.
>>27074321
BRAVEST BIRD
Nice work.
>>27074517
Look at this idiot defending this shit behavior.
>>27074517
Kill yourself
Oh wait you'll already do that someday.
>>27074517
Multitasking is a myth for halfwits. It doesn't exist and it never did. At best what people call "multitasking" is an exercise in paradigm shifting, but no matter how fast or smoothly you can shift from one task to another it still means you're absorbed in only one at a time.
>>27074100
Except when someone is smoking around me I yank that shit out of their mouth and put it out on their dog/boyfriend.
>>27074517
T. Person most likely to kill someone with their car
>"People who text and drive are retards and deserve to die in their inevitable car accident"
>Later
>"If you can't play Go and drive at the same time you're a retard and bad driver! It's fine playing Go while driving"
>>27074100
My roommate is a chain smoker and doesn't go outside to smoke. I can hear him coughing up a lung whole lighting up another one and it isn't even 10am here yet. In the years I've been here I haven't gotten used to it and I'm suffering. I didn't grow up around smokers so I have a hard time dealing with it. Nothing makes the smell good away and its fucking unavoidable because of the way the house is designed. Opening every single window? Doesn't help. Laying bowls of white vinegar gear around? Doesn't help either. Running an expensive air purifier all day? Nothing. All three at once? Doesn't do shit. I just want to exist in this house and breathe without choking. Can't wait until next year when I'll finally be able to leave this hellhole. But I seriously want to die because this is unbearable and still have to be here for 9-13 months. It's gonna feel like a long ass time.
Like and subscribe for more cool blog posts.
>>27080454
I got bad news for you, chap. Secondhand smoke can be destructive and one of my relatives died that way. Best try to avoid inhaling most of those fumes.
>>27073934
>m8
Argument invalid.
>>27074100
>smoker being unintelligent
Not really surprised.
I think if it detects you're going over like 15mph then you shouldn't be able to see Pokemon. Although the lag might make it difficult for it to tell.
>>27080497
I'm sorry about your relative anon. And I know, I didn't think I would be here for two years. The free rent and nearly all utilities were too good to pass up. Originally I was only gonna be here for a short amount of time but due to circumstances I'm stuck here and ready to embrace the sweet release of death.
>>27073201
>Tfw TN
>Tfw certain I've seen multiple people playing Go on their phones while driving
I'd be surprised if there haven't already been multiple accidents caused by this game.
>>27080615
But what if you were chasing a Zapdos? Clearly it would not go anywhere less than mach speed.:^)
>>27080615
I think the Ingress rule that carries over is 30mph, and it uses your location from one point to the next and calculates speed from that
>>27073404
>>27073297
>>27073201
>tfw you go cruising for pokemon two nights in a row
>slamming the breaks on in the middle of an intersection to fuck with gyms
>going 10 in a 70 zone just to stack the eggs
>getting out to jump fences, run through paddocks and fall in lakes (S5 and its water proof goodness)
>meeting new and interesting people at every pokestop
I understand why ash left home at like 12 now, this is truly the life.
Once the game gets good enough to make jewtube bucks from I'm going to quit my job.
>not just scanning for pokemon at red lights
Don't be plebs :^)
>>27074517
rest in piece anon
Don't listen to what anybody says.
Catching pokemon while driving is the quickest way to get them all.
They are just jealous you found a way to beat the system.
And remember to double check your phones while driving through school zones, thats where the rarer pokemon are at.
Shit nigga, you can't catch em all if you can't risk it all
>>27081228
>The quickest way
So Drivers are basically the injectors of Pokemon go. They want to find all the pokemon before everyone else and end the game. Good job idiot. then what do you do after you beat it in a week? The entire point of Go! is to go get excersise on your own two feet and search for pokemon, not speedrun to be the first one and go "haha! look at my digital collection of data, look at it and weep!"
>>27073788
I tried too
>>27081371
That must make you foot fags the wifi general. Insecure, don't know how to manage time, and full of autism.
I'll be using all that extra free time taking over the gyms in your area with my overpowered pokemon :^)
PokeGo drivers are #1
>>27081444
>Footfag
What?
>>27081444
>Taking on gyms by car
Literally Gary
>>27073201
I'm actually really surprised that the disclaimer at the beginning of GO and whatever their other game was called doesn't specifically tell dumbasses not to fucking play their game while driving.
At the very least, any sane business would do this to avoid a lawsuit.
>>27073641
If you have andriod, you can spin the wheel and close it straight away before you go out of range, and you'll still get the loot
>>27073297
Anon, people still text and drive to this day. Christ, I live in Ontario and they raise the fee every year or two because people won't stop.
>>27082765
The funny thing is the fee will never stop anyone, the people who do this shit need a DIFFERENT penalty. For some reason the law hasn't adapted to it. It needs to be actual jail time for what is technically premeditated murder and suicide, or at least however much the fine would be as minimum wage hours of community service.
Making people pay for shit does absolutely nothing, it does even less for people who are already "poor" too. It's not like they can pay it, or like it's a healthy way to make them pay for their crime when it essentially causes more poverty in families in the end.
>>27073201
>that's my state
YOU FUCKING HICKS. GET OFF THE PHONE. THEY HAVE THOUSANDS OF ELECTRONIC SIGNS THAT HAVE TO REMINDS YOU FUCKS HOW TO DRIVE PROPERLY!
fuck
>normies are being killed by a nerd game
this can be no coincidence
kek lives
>>27081382
Pretty clean, my dude
>>27081382
Nicely done. but I got an idea for this movie...
>>27086169
You cringed it
ITT: Children and poorfags who don't drive a car
>Pokemon go will be banned soon
Fucking good, I'm tired of hearing about this mobile game
>>27074517
This is almost as bad as the people that believe they are better drivers when they are high or drunk
>>27086788
ITT: Dumb faggots who will probably die in a car accident just because they had to catch a Weedle trying to justify their actions
>>27086973
>You must wait longer before deleting this post
Thanks moot
>>27074517
Multitasking lowers your level of attention to the road no matter how good you become at it. It will always make you more unsafe no matter how many times you do this.
>>27086975
I'm not a shitty driver like most.
I doubt I'll die on some bumbfuck countryside road where I see only a handful of cars if any. Only time I don't play is in town during the day. I play at night time no matter what because fucking headlights let me know if a car is near.
So many wannabe drivers ed teachers itt too.
I dunno what everyones going on about. I've been getting wasted and driving for more than a decade now.
Go has made it so i have something to do while driving on the way to the bar.
>>27087083
Okay, so you might be safe because you live in the countryside. But what about all these dumbfucks who play while driving in places with loads of traffic? It's pretty idiotic if you ask me familiar.
Eat meme, kid
>>27073201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hK9LZ3Yw1Ks
>>27087431
Please spare me
>>27073934
he ain't gonna be the one wrecking himself
>>27074073
>underage fell for the meme commercials
>>27074517
>pic related
And you want to try to be on your phone at the same time? Man, I will not feel sorry when you crash and die.
>>27087977
I'll feel sorry for whoever he hits.
>hang out with friends
>tfw phone so shitty to run it
>all m others friends have it
>tell me to stop driving to catch Pokémon/Check some way points
>driving around in my new BMW
>decide to stop at nearest gym
>see some neck beard nerd talking to a couple girls bragging about how he owns the gym
>walk up the group and show them the things i caught driving around
>proceed to beat gym and deposit a few of my bros to help protect it
>tell girls if they want to head to a bar, i'll drive
>girls hop into car and we speed away as the neckbeard is left with a tear running down his eye
>>27088455
I want to believe you only because it's nice to hear a story that starts with driving around aimlessly in a BMW and doesn't end with throwing a cup of frappucino or orange juice at chicks.
>>27088455
Elliot pls
>>27088455
Nice imagination anon.
>be poorfag
>cant afford car
>walk around all day in blistering sun looking for pokemon
>its okay, with a workout like this i'll lose those extra 100 pounds in no time
>head to pokestop to pick up more supplies
>see my high school crush with her phone out playing
>walk up to her and try to say hi
>she holds her nose
>ANON, YOU SMELL LIKE SPOILED CHEESE AND CAT PISS. WHY ARE YOU SOAKING WET?
>i try to explain i've been out all day sweating while playing go
>she's in tears laughing and tells me she needs to go meet up with her boyfriend
>gets into a nice Audi and continues laughing while driving away
>>27074517
I don't even want to imagine the types of people who were triggered by this post. Let me be the one to say you're entirely correct.
>>27074582
Moralfags like you are no better than women. In fact I'd say you've transcended the label of moralfag and are probably the most insufferable autist to ever have lived.
>>27090524
lol@u
ITT: people who have NEVER driven in their life
>walk 5 miles to nearest gym
>see chad from one of my classes hanging out with his friends
>they notice me and come to see what i have
>"Anon, have you been playing this game ON FOOT? Hey guys, look at this idiot, he thinks he can beat our gym with these pokemon."
>All his friends laugh and chad gives me a big pat on the back
>Chad is very strong and his pat causes me to fall over
>his group is hysterical
>"BRUH, YOU NEEDA HIT THE GYM! COME BY AND WE'LL START YOU OFF WITH SOME TWO POUNDERS!"
>they all get into his Hummer and take off
>i get up and realized been laying on top of my phone this whole time
>screen is cracked in multiple places
>through the shattered glass i can see the gym is defended by a 1059cp Magmar
>pick up phone and start walking home
>>27081575
u mad?
>>27088455
>Brock
Every god damn time. I can't fap to this I keep looking at Brock.
>>27073201
My wife drives while I catch pokemon for the two of us
All I want is a screenshot of someone trying to catch a gastly overlaid over a car accident. That shit'll go viral so fast
>>27090629
But if you don't lie how can the internet think you're cool :^)
>>27073201
>W'eve
>>27074122
This feel. Riding the bus is fucking perfect if you have a good signal
>>27092868
>>27073201
what a time to be alive...
>>27075875
Nice to see another TNfag here.
>>27092662
Here
>>27092986
Go-less anon here, what Pokemon do they have for the Sunsphere?
>>27073297
It's either I catch the Scyther or I die in a horrible crash.win win situation
>ITT: "I'm a good driver, so nothing will ever happen to me while I am playing a shitty mobile game"
Or
>ITT: Trolling sucessful
>>27093080
I'm not sure. I just moved to Chattanooga from Knoxville. Sorry m8.
>>27073297
Most of my rarest Pokemon were found while in a car. Granted, the earlier set of them were from me riding in my brother's car on the way back from a movie.
>>27089304
I have a story for you anon.
>>27073613
Everyone in this area just expects it now. I think everyone within a 10 mile radius is fucking playing.
>>27093176
This
Good drivers get into accidents too. Not because they suddenly became bad drivers, but because you have to watch out for all the morons and if you let your guard down, it can be over in an instant.
>>27074517
Multi tasking is a myth and anyone who doesn't focus on even a quiet road deserves to be in an accident.
>>27073201
about to catch train to work, does it work when im in the train too? or does it go 2 fast
>>27073877
>I do this, and have had 0 incidents/near incidents related to Pokemon Go
oh the type type of people who like to learn the hard way
#YOLO
I'm already incredibly sick of normies talking about Go.
>>27074085
>And you must not be a good driver.
Being able to juggle retarded things doesn't make you a good driver, dumbfuck
Maybe i should call myself a bad driver with all my limbs intact, skin unburned, No tickets and manslaughter lawsuits
>>27081228
having a friend in the passenger seat using both phones while you drive around: A-OK, efficient way to farm stops and find gyms.
driving while playing on your own phone: good way to endanger yourself and everyone around you, don't do it.
>>27073201
Maybe now soccer moms will campaign to have the app shut down since it's 'dangerous'. That way we can be rid of this cancer.
Why are all you moralfag normies here instead of shitting up r/pokemon or something?
>Distracting yourself from the road makes you a good driver
I don't get it. Some fucker reared my car just because he was taking a sip of coffee, how is checking for pogeymans on a phone any different?
Fuck you all who even defend driving/drinking/texting/applying makeup on the wheel
>>27094440
>Driving a car makes me normie
Cute.
>>27094440
this place is cooler and no one can tie my shit tastes and opinions to an account xD
>>27094521
The amount of people missing the point today is astounding.
Does go give people brain cancer or are the ones playing it retarded to begin with?
>>27090558
>Moralfags like you are no better than women. In fact I'd say you've transcended the label of moralfag and are probably the most insufferable autist to ever have lived.
t. Spic who doesnt have car insurance
>>27074100
You have to understand most of these faggots don't smoke
>>27088455
>Driving around in my old Toyota
>See some shiny new BMW
>See a Pidgeot right above it
>OH FUCK, HES GONNA STEAL MY BIRD!
>Slam the gas and go 80
>TOYOTA USED HEADBUTT!
>Smash into the BMWs bumper and send it spiraling out of control down the road, the screams of women can be heard from inside
>BUT WHO CARES, PIDGEOT!
>Turn my attention back to the bird
>YOU ARE MINE FUCKER!
>SPin the dial, capture complete
>HAHA YES, WAIT TILL THE BOYS ON /r/POKEMON SEE THIS!
>speed off with sirens blaring and flaming BMW wreckage in my wake blasting route 1 on stereo
>>27094713
>last line
my fucking sides
>>27094015
kek... i mean it was basically the same thing he just threw bullets instead
>>27073297
If it works...
I've started just handing my wife the phone as I drive to the store or wherever. They still show up even if you're driving the speed limit, so she just taps the screen and starts catching.
Found a lot of shit this way.
>>27094976
>my wife
what about your wife's son? does he get to participate, too?
>>27073692
There is a sign in front of our police station telling people that they do not need to come inside to access the Pokestop
My god.. I mean, I knew this game would be big but I swear EVERYONE is playing this game.
It's like an overnight sensation.. this is a Pokemon Renaissance not seen since the late 90s.
>>27074723
Are you referring to the passing lane? America does not have fast lanes.
>>27073201
>app been out for 3 days
>ads like these already made
jesus christ
>>27095120
i know dude... i keep seeing it on multiple boards i never wouldve expected to see it and friends of mine who haven't played a pokemon game since the 90s have been tweeting/snapping/texting me about it. idk how to react. honestly think most of them will be bored of it within a week tho
>>27074085
Doesn't matter how good everyone else is when you're being a danger to yourself and others. This is real life, not Mario Kart, if you fuck up while playing your game while driving you're going to get yourself and others killed. Do you not care about even your own life?
>TFW there are probably hundreds of Pokemon GO-related deaths right now since the game launched
Where were you when Pokemon became literally fatal?
>>27095187
You'll notice that all of this is occurring only in the United States, bcause the rest of the planet is intelligent.
>>27095187
An old man in baltimore died on his way to work because of a pokemon Goer this morning going 90 and tore his entire front car open
Its really sad.
>>27095216
>bcause the rest of the planet is intelligent.
Or cant afford cars
>>27095216
Happened in great britain this morning guy.
>>27095167
>honestly think most of them will be bored of it within a week tho
If the servers keep shitting themselves like they have now, yeah, they'll lose interest fast.
If they update the game with more stable servers, PvP battles and trading then it might have the potential to stick around with this popularity for a while.
>>27095227
Whats really sad is that the old fuck made me lose track of the rhydon i saw
>>27095287
You jest about this. But there are people out there who think like this.
Its been crazy, my facebook has blown up with this. Mostly just people bragging about their catches.
heres a group of people who are in a "team"
>>27095227
Man...
Niantic needs to update the game so you don't get any encounters if you're going over a certain speed limit so things like that don't happen (as much). Hell, make it so the game doesnt work AT ALL if you're going over a certain speed, because it obviously means you're driving.
>>27095038
We don't have kids
>>27094961
I think he was referring to before his genocide crusade began, when he'd go around throwing drinks at people. Sometimes from his BWM.
Half of the confrontations he had in his "manefesto" involved him limp wristedly throwing Starbucks or bottled water in a tantrum.
>>27088455
>BMW
Is it black?
Are you an every middle eastern guy?
>>27095038
>already got news of peeps fucking themselves up by losing attention and tripping on every freaking things
Is the app to be blamed if the user is an idiot?
>>27095512
No one is accountable anymore. It's always something else's fault. Watch FOX News blame Obama for allowing the game to be released in the US and Trump making a speech about how he'll force Japan to build a firewall to keep the game out of the country.
>Trump making a speech about how he'll force Japan to build a firewall to keep the game out of the country
idk if this is a thing that already happened but i could totally see this happening lol
This PokeGo fad is already turning out to be one of the faggiest happenings in modern times. Like is this real life?
>>27095968
There's a /soc/ tier meet up thread!
I swear to god we are gonna be spammed now by people taking pictures in cum stained fedora groups catching pidgeys in their local playground.
>>27095968
don't panic the normies will forget about it in a couple weeks
>>27095325
What about bicycle riders? N
>>27074073
Nigga like fucking walk away from the smoke. Don't go up to a smoker and complain about them doing something that has nothing to do with you, purposely inhaling the smoke. If it bothers you so much then just don't fucking go near it like what the hell
>>27096528
But THEY have to let YOU know how much t offends them, because they are entitled to the correct stance in all things.
http://www.cartelpress.com/pokemon-go-major-highway-accident-man-stops-middle-highway-catch-pikachu/
>>27099140
>cartelpress
don't do that
>>27095300
God wtf
I just get my girlfriend to hold my phone and catch whatever comes up
>>27081382
subtle funny 4chan edit
>>27086169
reddit / imgur overdone edit
>>27075340
>>27075106
>>27073934
>found sauce
>didn't share
doubt.jpg
>>27099708
You mean you drive using one hand while you play with the other?
>>27074713
i use go when i take a taxi, other than that, cycle or walkbecause that's canon in pokemon universe
>>27077954
Hopefully there's a gym at the prison or something.
>>27095300
>This is why I don't like pics
>LIKE THIS ONE
>>27096092
and then they'll start adding pokemons from the other gens and it will begin again.
>>27073297
Retards text and drive anyways.
/vp/ truly is the most underage board, this thread proves it beyond any doubts.
>hurr how bad of a driver are you if you can't even do three other things while driving?
>>27073297
Kek, I've logged at least 60+ hours of car play with Ingress going back and forth to work for a year.
Pokemon while driving is even easier, but I would never recommend it since there's too many idiots out there.
It's pretty comfy to be able to pick up supplies and Pokemon on the way to work or the store or whatever.
>>27102180
I just found sauce after like 5 secs. How dumb are you that you can't?
>>27074582
>muh laws
Kek, I bet you wait for the crosswalk light to turn green even though there's no cars nearby.
>>27090758
>Chad gives good advice and tries to get his weakling friend into lifting to improve his physique and fuck grils
>Anon gets mad at it like the fucking autist he is
>>27074678
I've done that about 15 times in the beta since I have a Pokestop in my office. People think I'm checking my email or something, kek.
>>27104445
Yeah, i do
Who knows, nasty accidents happen when you least expect it like a car going 90mph out of nowhere while youre walking
>>27091013
You mean your mom.
>>27073934
>>27074022
>>27074085
Jesus fucking christ this is perhaps the dumbest argument you're making. It's like saying "Well yeah the only reason why you're against drunk driving is because you suck at driving while drunk"
Driving isn't some type of game you dipshit, you're placing other peoples lives in danger by multitasking on the road. Are you THAT autistic that you're unable to realize the situation you're creating? Seriously hope your ass gets pulled over and you're either fined 1,000 or placed in jail for a night.
When will the normies stop playing so we can enjoy the game?
>>27094397
Yeah, but if you and your friend both play in the car, that's even more efficiency.
I've actually played Ingress with two other people in the car and we fucking rolled the shit out of opposing team farms. Great times were had by all and all traffic laws were obeyed because I'm not a retard and can actually drive.
>>27081371
Why can't I get comfy and catch some zubats on my morning commute? I've done it through the beta for weeks without issue.
>>27104555
I wont play GO even if they stop because it a shitty barebones """"game"""
