Why should I join your team?
>>27068519
join team "play a good fucking game instead"
you wont regret it
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/jrZ8X5x.jpg "latest[1].png")
>>27068519
Simple, our team has best bird.
Also, Yellow Version was better than Blue or Red.
>>27068613
>his leader's name is Spark
>>27068693
>his leader is a nerd of questionable gender
>or worse, his leader is a woman
>>27068613
hard pass
>>27068693
>his leader is an autistic nerd
>his leader is chad
>>27068765
Which one is the woman? I'll choose that one.
Instinct is the team for the daring. If you aren't willing to risk life and limb to achieve greater heights then please choose Valor or Mystic.
>>27068765
Oh shit, Valor is a woman. I just noticed.
>>27068944
Yeah I honestly like Valor a lot and there seem to be far less people on Valor than Mystic, but Articuno is my favorite bird so I'm torn
>>27068519
Instinct because we're the only ones who don't take x4 damage from sneaky pebbles.
>>27068844
Daring is Valor, instinct is for sub-90 IQ simians
>>27069058
Instinct has proven itself to be the team of daring and struggle. Valor can sit in their comfy cars and hit up all the stops.
First for superior Mystic, swine may now kneel before us
Articuno is best bird so
>>27068519
Don't.
Join the team of the bird you like best.
Hot bird, cold bird or zappy bird?
Mystic = Brains
Valor = Brawns
Instinct = Heart
Prove me wrong.
>>27068519
went with valor since the closest gym is blue and yellow.
I really dig the articuno logo but red is tight.
>>27069154
Instinct confirmed for downtrodden but spirited protagonist team
>>27069201
This is why i love Instinct.
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/gucTL6E.png "latest[1].png")
>>27068693
>he acts like this is a drawback
Instinct is for MEN.
We will destroy all you PMS-ing women and Team Plasma knight looking nerds.
>>27069268
>>27069240
>>27069224
>>27069201
>>27068844
>Not seeing that all the gyms are dominated by Team Mystic Nerds and Team Valor Bullies.
>Not picking Team Instinct Underdogs
>Not vowing to take on the stronger teams using only your Team Instinct spirit
>Not being the protagonist
shiggy
So what I'm gathering is:
Mystic is for nerds
Valor is for assholes
Instinct is for weirdos
?
Instinct: an innate, typically fixed pattern of behavior in animals in response to certain stimuli.
Valor: great courage in the face of danger, especially in battle.
Mystic: a person who seeks by contemplation and self-surrender to obtain unity with or absorption into the Deity or the absolute, or who believes in the spiritual apprehension of truths that are beyond the intellect.
Valor: "Even though that trainer is stronger than me, I can and will fight him until I prevail."
Instinct: "That trainer is stronger than me. I had better fucking flee with my tail between my legs."
Mystic: "That trainer is stronger than me. What is life?"
>>27069363
Instincts for cool badass people
Valor is for normies because muh power
Mystic is for redditors that want to be smart
>>27069363
Mystic is for nerds
Valor is for normies
Instinct is for protags
Mystic is Obelisk Blue, Valor is Ra Yellow, Instinct is Slifer Red
the blue one is the best cuz articuno be bae <3
Join Valor because getting stronger through hard work is more satisfying than being born strong or getting strong through other forms. Any Pokemon can be strong with Valor, while power is limited to a select few with any other team.
Because Mystic is for redditors and Instinct has the worst bird.
>>27069421
>Implying
Valor is just the strong getting stronger. Instinct is becoming stronger through hard work.
Pick Instinct because it's the only one not led by an icky girl.
>>27069444
>Zapdos worst bird
Who lit the shitty rubber chicken on fire? Oh wait, that's just Moltres.
Everyone in my town went valor or mystic, probably 40% valor 40% mystic and 20% instinct
me and all my mates somehow went team valor despite nobody co-ordinating it.
It's fun and all but I'd rather us be instinct so we could go fuck everyone up.
>>27069483
I'm not sure about Mystic's leader.
They're using the female form of "blanc" the french word for White, and they seem to have long hair.
But I can't shake this feeling that it's some bishie faggot under that silhouette.
Also, that open belt thing is faggy as shit.
At the very least, Spark is the only one certainly male.
Also, the only one nice enough to actually say hellow to you in some way.
I chose blue because it's my favorite color.
I don't particularly like yellow or red.
>>27069563
That's because Instinct is for bros, man.
>>27068519
>tfw wanted to join the superior, less populated, Yellow team but had to join Blue because my friends with shit taste already joined Blue.
>>27069563
Blanche is also wearing high-heels. That might be a better indication of gender.
>Valorfags rely on sheer numbers and swarm a gym
>Mysticfags get fucked or group up in small groups to take a single gym
>Instinctfags solo entire gyms while singlehandedly driving off hordes of Valorfag invaders
Instinct is truly the patrician's team. Valor is for tiny baby men.
I joined Blue because that silhouette of Articuno looks really nice.
>>27069453
>literally getting born with power
>""""""""""""""hard work"""""""""""""""
apex kek
Valor.
Cant wait for all the Candela porn.
>>27069633
>born with power
>implying it's not born with heart/spirit which gives way to power through hard work
Instinct is for born heroes. Enjoy your muscles and sheer strength as long as you can, Valorfag.
>>27069603
oh shit, you're right.
Well, on the plus side, Spark is cemented as the team for MEN.
On the negative, it's now the prime target for all the homos.
>>27069652
Valor isn't strength, it's bravery
>>27069652
>Instinct is for born heroes
>Instincts cause wild animals to run away from danger
>My sides
>>27069483
Look at Spark he even has more spirit and charisma in his words compared to the plain and boring women.
>>27069673
Let's just agree that weather it's heart or bravery, we're both superior to fedora tipping Mystics.
>>27069663
All the homos go mystic except for barafags.
However, barafags tend to be bros, so it's cool.
>>27069695
>Instincts also cause wild animals to fight
>Instincts cause even the most savage animal to care for the defenseless
>Instincts are responsible for love and happiness
>Implying Team Instinct isn't best team.
I just picked Mystic because Articuno's my favorite of the trio. What does the team thing do, anyways? It seems like it doesn't do shit.
Instinct
>Spirit
>Heart
>Charisma
Valor
>Bravery
>Strength
>Discipline
Mystic
>Intelligence
>Calm
>Wisdom
>>27068844
>Haven Rival
>couldn't even read it at first because I thought the space was a stylized O
I'm a devout Instinct yet you made me gag hard. Please never name things ever again.
It doesn't even translate to anything logical, it's just two buzzwords slopped together
>>27069777
It doesn't really, it's just a little way to divide things up and make it more interesting.And to show who has the best taste.
>>27069797Have No Rival
>>27069700
Oh, of course.
>>27069695
Instincts makes animals survive , develop the urge and ways to kill, protect the pack/cubs, travel long distances to the unknown, finding mate
Valor is for jackasses who want to do stunts like jumping of a cliff or receive a kick in the balls.
>>27069734
>Love and caring has nothing to do with instincts, hence why love is not typically found in the animal kingdom. Many animal adults eat their own young based off their instincts to survive.
>Instincts cause animals to fight out of either desperation to save themselves from dying or to find food to eat. Either way it is for a selfish reason.
I like Zapdos a lot, but I hope all the rest of Team Instinct isn't as stupid as this loaf.
>>27069865
>not picking team instinct
>>27069797
As a fellow Instinct bro I hope you are joking
>>27069852
If we get down to the nitty-gritty, it really should be based off your favorite color or legendary bird, or which leader you like. The amount of autism it takes to give an entire group of people an underdog heroic backstory based on what color team they picked is astounding.
>>27069917
no one's taking any of this seriously, we're just having fun
>>27069821
that's even edgier
>>27069917
Astounding or is just part of ourinstinct?
>>27069363
Mystic is for Reddit
Valor is for Ketchup
Instinct is for Autism
>>27069943
TEAM INSTINCT
>>27069587
Anon join yellow it's what your Instinct tells you to do. Aka best team eva, kick your friends asses til they surrender and unite you.
>>27069887
>Picking team Zapdos when clearly I like Articuno better.
Hey man, to each his own. Everyone has their own likes, but jeez man the amount of idiocy spewing from some Instinct people amazes me. Notice I said some.
>>27069977
>taking bantz seriously
just to be expected of a Team Mystic robot.
>>27069931me too
>>27069993
>backing down like this isn't serious business
Typical Instinct turn and flee tactics.
>>27070037
>Elitist Mystic trying to start shit
You Mystics think you can walk all over everyone! Team Instinct will rise up!
>>27069975
You can change colors?
>>27069968
Instinct dudes can't even create their own words
>>27070063
>Instinct will rise up
Instinct, at least on this board and where I live, is the majority.
>>27069968
You spelled "Furry" wrong.
>>27070152
Valor and Mystic have some too.
>>27070232
>>27068613
>>27069268
>>27069339
>THIS
>H
>I
>S
>>27070088
Nope, i mean delet account and start all over again or use another account.
>>27069917While Instinct is for sure the most autistic,come on, have fun with it, like >>27069931, >>27069993, >>27070037, andbasically everyone else.
>>27068519
[crackling fire SFX]
Join Valor, and you join a team of brave and mighty warriors who refuse to back down, even when things look grim for them. The team of the valiant, these fighters will become great with their Pokémon companions through rigorous training and sheer determination- for the both of them. The Valiant Trainer's sight of potential and power in all Pokémon, big and small, cute and fierce, even brave and meek, may inspire their teams of Pokémon partners, even brand-new friends, to grow stronger than their Mystic or Instinct rivals could ever dream.
[volcanic eruption SFX]
[violent wind SFX]
Join Mystic to enter the ranks of mysterious, shrewd men and women who seek personal growth through inner strength. The team of the clerical, these sages will seek strength for their Pokéfriends just like the Valiant do, but will do so by aiding them towards evolutionary greatness to become the best them they can be- perhaps becoming even mightier that their Valiant and Instinct kin of the same species. These wise Trainers will also achieve their own personal change, working hard to become their ideal selves.
[fading wind SFX]
[thunderclap SFX, followed by rain SFX]
Join Instinct to become one with Nature, finding new power not in yourself or your friends but in the generations that follow you. The team of the future-thinking, these quick thinkers will find strength not for themselves, but for their young and their Pokémon's young, birthing young of amazing traits and protecting them fiercely to see them safely to adulthood. When all is said and done, one may find that these gifted children will perhaps grow up to greater heights than any Valor or Mystic member could.
[several thunderclap SFX]too much autism? is a bantz version in order?
>>27069797
kek
>Implying you just shouldn´t gag out of your existence
Mystic is for Reddit
Instinct is for Niggers
Valor is for GODS
Join the Gods /vp/
>>27069384
>Instinct
>Calling another team Reddit
>>27070286
>his idea of fun is not like mine, therefore he isn't having fun
I'm having loads of fun actually. There's nothing like sparking rivalries and Mystics are very underrepresented here, from what I've seen. So, I've taken it as my duty to stir the pot, so to speak.
>>27070355
Mystic is for fedoras and elitists
Valor is for bullies and villains
Instinct is for bros and heroes
>>27069563
>High heels
>Girly hairstyle
>Earrings (or just an extension of the girly hairstyle)
>Feminine name
Dude that is a fucking girl.
>>27070363
This
>Instinct is for heroes.
>Instinct is for underdogs.
My sides.
To put it in faggy so relatable xd terms:
Valor
>Griffindor
>dauntless
>joey
Instinct
>hufflepuff
>amity/candor
>chandler
Mystic
>raven claw
>erudite
>Ross
Dont know why I did this on /vp since it clearly belongs on reddit, but fuck reddit.
>>27070398
>made on Imgur
So Instinct is Reddit too huh
>>27068693
Candela means flame in Spanish.
The names are all dumb
>>27069968
you got a desktop version? image search didn't find anything but old maps
JUSTICE, LIKE LIGHTNING
>>27070428
O shit forgot
Valor is fire nation
Instinct is air nomads
Mystic is water tribe
>>27070398
Mystics are for strategically taking gyms
Valors are for bravely swarming gyms
Instincts are for losing gyms
>>27070425
>being jealous of our protagonist status
it's cool, Valorfag/Mysticfag, we'll be merciful.
>>27070470
>>27070428
Valor strikes me as being more Slytherin than Ravenclaw if Candela's intro was anything to go by.
>>27070428
>Instinct
>Hufflepuff
>ohgodyes
>>27070425
Team instinct are LITERALLY the underdogs.
>>27070369
...doesn't that make you a hypocrite for calling out people for having their version of fun, though? also, you don't stir the pot by attacking everyone in the name of nobody; I do appreciate the thought of stirring the pot though
ok- you do your thing, I'll do my thing, they'll do their thing... this all works out in the end anyways
>>27070232
>>27070255
Can you post the instinct of that resolution?
>>27070520
>>27070501
I was going to say that, but instinct can fit into that too, valuing born traits so I just left them out.
Plus Griffindor is bravery and shit
>>27070540
thanks
>>27070540
>not "Growing Strong"
Come on, with the breeding thing it was right there.
>>27070510
>his idea of fun is not like mine, therefore he isn't having fun
Not once in anything I posted did I say that no one else was having fun, so I don't see how you can call me a hypocrite.
>think before you act
>work to better oneself through evolution of character
>rise above the narcissism of Valor
>ascend past the animalistic Instinct
Become better
Become stronger
Evolve with us, Mystic bros
>>27070614
My nigga
>He thinks Valor has any fucking chance once all of the normies get bored in two weeks
>>27070428
I actually think Valor is a hybrid between Gryffindor and Hufflepuff, because it's about strength and bravery but also about bonding and teamwork. Mystic Ravenclaw AF
>>27070480
Mystics are for strategically taking gyms no matter the price.
Valor are for bravely swarming gyms no matter the obstacle.
Instinct are for passionately challenging gyms no matter the odds.
>>27070641
Well from the initial description if I was to typecast them I'd go for valor Griffin too
>>27070483
>implying the curious mages who seek the mysteries of Evolution are the bad guys
>implying the noble knights WHO LITERALLY ARE NAMED VALOR are the villains
>implying the fucking eugenicists aren't the clear villains here
also "protagonist" and "antagonist" don't mean hero and villain you illiterate buffoon- it's completely perspective-based in this scenario
>>27070609
oh shit, I thought you were >>27069917, who tried to drag down >>27069852
and anyone else who was getting shiggy with this like he was; sorry if >>27069917 isn't actually you, not sorry if that guy is in fact you
>>27070666
You took my troll post and made it beautiful. Thank you.
>>27070666
Instinct doesn't go versus any odds though, that defies instinct. Its more like they weigh their chances and choose depending on the situation
I'm valor because I collude with my friends and the first of us picked Valor. I also like red. Valor seems to sit somewhere between "brave knights" and "fearless berserker". Not entirely just, but definitely courageous and strong.
>>27070689
It's cool.
>>27070614
>follow your heart
>use your born spirit to overcome all obstacles
>be compassionate in the face of Mystic's elitism
>be unflinching in the face of Valor's strength
Trust your instincts
Always be true to yourself
Grow strong together, Instinct bros
>Valor: Even if you ignore the fact that it's full of normalfags and children, you have to remember that it's the cliche "Fire Element Leader" of the group, and should be shunned for that very reason
>Mystic: People who think they're too good for Valor but don't have the balls to go all the way. Better than Valor, but not by much. Also you faggots won't figure out how Pokemon evolve don't kid yourselves
>Instinct: If you're a true member of Team Instinct, you won't need me to explain why we are superior. You already knew.
>/vp/ invented factionalist lore for the Pokemon Go teams
I love you guys
>>27070798
The rivalry has always been here, it was just lacking the proper medium.
Reminder to shit on bluefags
>>27070851
*tips articuno*
>>27070851
Reminder that Instinct is not the underdog
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY VALORFAGS IN THE HOUSTON AREA REEEEEEEE
>>27070689
>I’m Candela — Team Valor’s leader! Pokémon are stronger than humans, and they’re warmhearted too! I’m researching ways to enhance Pokémon’s natural power in the pursuit of true strength. There’s no doubt that the Pokémon our team have trained are the strongest in battle!
Mate, that speech reeks of villainy.
>>27070878
If you threw normies into the mix, Valor would go way up.
>>27068519
Join Valor because non of the other team leaders fever dream bullshit made any sense.
>Eggs hatch because intuition
What?
>Pokemon are wiser than humans
You don't see Pokemon catching humans
>Pokemon are stronger than humans
Yes
>>27070900
>Strength is evil
We don't want cucks like you in Red
Join based on your favorite of the birb trio, obviously
>>27070924
Whatever you say, Fire Nation.
>>27070923
*none
>Instinctfags thinking they're superior when it's literally "front page of the internet's" choice
Valor is for imageboardbros such as ourselves and you're a traitor for picking otherwise.
>>27070923
>The way in which Pokemon are hatched influences their intuition
>Implying genetics are bullshit
>>27070878
Most gyms are Blue or Red. The Yellow player base is composed more of casual and players without competitive skill. That is the case in my area at least. Every are is different but in my area for yellow to hold a gym a few hours is a feat.
>>27070785
Literal niggerpost
>>27070963
That's not how it was worded
>Valor claims the pursuit of strength
>Mystic claims the pursuit of knowledge
>Instinct claims low number of members
>>27070958
>implying
Valor is the most normie team by far
>muh strength
>muh red
>muh fire is best
It's been snapped up by normies and children.
>>27069374
Mystic is spot on.
Nicely done.
>>27070985
Fuck, that old animation looks fucking nice.
>>27070988
Normies went the way of Instinct because of >muh wildness and BBC
Children are Mystic because its literal "I have 180 IQ xD" edgelords
>>27070985
>Hey! The name’s Spark — the leader of Team Instinct. Pokémon are creatures with excellent intuition. I bet the secret to their intuition is related to how they’re hatched. You never lose when you trust your instincts!
I'll be honest I only picked Instinct cuz Zapdos is OU and every other bird can get fucked by SR
It's working out pretty well though cuz I live in Instinct City
>>27070979
It's relative to where you live. Most of my gyms are blue, with a couple of yellow and one red. Strange aswell because my reasoning for valor is red is my local team.
>>27071002
>this bottle up festering rage towards others
seems pretty valorfag, tbqh
>>27069847
>>27069700
>we're intimidated by people smarter than us so lets make sure we have big egos
>>27070988
And Mystic surprisingly comprised of mostly niggers, the ghetto near me has mostly Mystic gyms.
Are they the we wuz kangz variety?
>>27071003
But that's so stupid. What the fuck is intuition and how can that be genetic?
>>27070987
>Instinct claims the pursuit of fun
ftfy
>>27071003
Spark is going to be a blonde african
Literally pic related.
Screencap this
>>27071025
Fellow Mystic here; stop calling us "smart"; you make it sound like we're almost as ridiculous as the Red Menace.
why did the thread suddenly get so racially charged?
>>27071064
Because FUN
>>27071064
Valorfag impotent rage and Mysticfag superiority complex
Team Instinct = Hero/protagonist
Team Valor = Second strongest/sidekick
Team Mystic = Side friend that does very little
Instinct = Goku
Valor = Vegeta
Mystic = I don't even know, lol
>>27070428
Mystic is by far the best choice.
>teams are red, blue, and yellow.
Bulbasaur is cucked once again
>>27071118
Mystic can be Krillin
>>27070614
Keep your minds open and be cautious.
Be weary of others, and pursue your dreams.
>be Mysticfag
>friends are Instinctfags
>met some Valorfags and Instinctfags while Going
>all were pretty cool to me
>hadagoodtime
>>27071114
Superiority complex is instinct
>instinct is superior is spammed
>literally a team for genetic superiority
Winter has come.
Will you die in the cold or play smart and join the mystics?
Only the craftiest will survive this game of balls.
>>27071170
side by side on piano
keyboard
oh lord
why don't we
Sudaca here, so no team yet.
As my predictions, yellow will be less populated and we already arranged with my friends to be all yellow, and hop in my car to kick assessment all around the city.
>>27071114
>Instinctfag need for attention
ftfy
>>27071017
A lot of blue gyms around me too. They were all red before. There was a time there were a few yellow teams. That made me happy for a while but it didn't last long.
>>27071061
Good point, was just trying to prove a point of my own though.
>>27071178
>misinterpreting Instinct pride as superiority complex
Instinct just wants the world to know that we're not going to back down.
Mystics are the ones pushing up their glasses anime style.
>>27071208
Race didn't come into it until the Valors and Mystics got triggered.
Instincts were perfectly happy just displaying INSTINCT PRIDE together.
>>27071226
Instinct are the rage filled plebs that become criminals
Valor and Mystics are forced to carry weapons at night to prevent the rage-fueled attacks of Instinct
AKA niggers
>>27071183
>Game of Balls
>Game of Thrones spinoff with the three teams is needed right now
Discuss
>>27071204
>kick assessment
lol autocorrekt
>>27071265
>maybe if I keep saying niggers it'll make my argument legit
Valor/Mystic, pls. Why you gotta be so faggy about it?
Valor- Realization through bravery
Mystic- Realization through discovery
Instinct- Realization through self reliance
>implying instinct isn't inherently geared towards classic heroic figures
>NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
Shit, the Valor/Mystic kiddies are up.
>>27071254
>First instance of nigger was used by Valor.
>Second instance of bigger was used against Mystic
You leave Mystic out of this
>>27071302
>being this in denial
>>27071285
>trump says whats on his mind
>not instinct
>>27069157
This
>>27071345
You're right, we need a black candidate for Instinct. Anyone wanna change Instinct to a picture of Herman Cain?
>>27071325
>Valor are angry, violent racists
>Mystic are arrogant, elitist fedoras
The world needs Instinct love and camaraderie more than ever.
>>27071345
>Strong borders
>Strong military
>Will be tough on trade
>Not Valor
>Bernie the underdog who can't win
>Not Instinct
>>27071325
>bravery
>not a classic heroic trait
>discovery
>not a classic heroic past time
k
>>27071377
Is that the guy that has to remind everyone hes a doctor.Yeah I like him, he should represent instinct
For the record, the only instances of the word nigger in this thread has been used to either downplay Instinct and Mystic or up-play Valor.
>trying to crash this thread with no survivors by rapidly trying to gear it towards race and politics
Only a Valorfag could be this mercilessly destructive!
VALOR BROS WW@
SHIT COLORS NEED NOT APPLY
>>27068519
>Not joining team Valor
Red or Dead boys
Remember reddit voted blue, and Yellow is for midwestern normies.
>>27071416
You mean Ben CarsonI like him too, he might actually end up in Trump's cabinet as secretary of health.
>Valorfags proving themselves to be the villains in this thread
As if we needed any proof.
Instinctfags and Mysticfags, let's stop this fighting and unite against Valor aggression.
>>27071449
>Yellow is for midwestern normies.
Oh cool, glad I chose the right one to represent.
>>27071413
name one modern protag that's genuinely likable, without being an underdog. I'll wait. literally the entirety of the basics of plot development are seeing someone grow and beat something bigger than them. a fair connection to make would be that underdogs are simply better protags. ergo, as the underdogs, instinct is best
The best team is teamI don't play go.
>>27071472
>implying shit colors can take down Gods
>>27071472
>It's the Fire Nation all over again
Oh shit
>>27071500
Fucking Valor fascists
Your reign of terror is coming to an end
>>27071448
I WILL DEFEND THE EAST COAST WITH VALOR
>>27071472
>implying we won't wreck your seige and embarrass you
>>27071285
>Comparing my team to Hillary
You triggered me
9000/10
>>27071122
What would a green team be about?
Yellow is breeding, Blue is evolution and Red is power. I guess green could be habitat?
Team Nature?
Go isn't available yet in my shithole country
What's exactly up with the teams? Do we have lore or anything, or just names? Does picking a team do anything mechanically or is it just fun?
>>27071534
Get off my turf cuck
The only gym I'll get you have is the cuckshed.
>>27071565
>Stop fighting guys
>Legalize it
>>27071586
>team valor is cuck memers.
color me shocked
>>27071568
Well in actual lore they're just three branches of the same research team.
In practice, it's become a Pokemon gang war simulator.
>>27071586
How many more bodies will you add to the fire, Valorfags? How much death and destruction is enough? You must be stopped and so we will stop you
>>27070741
>>27070614
What would the Valorfag one of these be?
>>27071568
The main menu has a tutorial that says if you like to learn go team Mystic, if you like to have fun go team Instinct, if you like to impose your will on others go team Fire Nation
Valors couldn't figure out how to pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel. And Mystics get butt fucked by their uncles in Gatlinburg. A lot.
>>27071649
>if you like to impose your will on others go team Fire Nation
>>27071565
It could be about how instead of battling Pokemon we should live beside them as a symbiotic relationship. Like the PETA of Pokemon I guess.
Or money. And Giovanni could be the leader.
>>27071614
It will end when the villains like you are crushed.
You call us evil yet here you are launching an unprovoked assault on our territory.
You're simply weaklings jealous of success. Also hypocrites.
>>27071609
Only cucks get triggered by cuck.
>>27071659
Don't you shit on Gatlinburg you fucker.
>>27071586
BLOOD FOR THE REDGOD
KEKS FOR THE KEKSHED
Took a picture of some Valorfags who were playing Pokemon Go near me today.
VALOR BROS BEST BROS
FUCK BLUETARDS AND YELLOWSHITS
>>27071565
>>27071701
>>27071603
Team Green
Team Harmony / Harmonics
Strength Through Teamwork
centered around togetherness with nature and cooperation; the pick of stoners and generally chill people, but also the pick of vegans, hipsters, tumblr, much of deviantart because green colour scheme, Wiccans, Greenpeace, and pretty much all of the normiest of the normies (divided between it and Valor; Green would get the normies who never used to ply Pokémon, Red gets the normies who did)represented by Tornadus-Theiran
>>27070480
>>27070666
Spot fucking on.
>>27071719
Damn straight you fucking nerd
>>27071553
>He picked Mystic
Enjoy being on the team of black weaboos and redditors. I'm not even on a team yet but I can tell you that Blue is the worst of the three.
>>27071702
You took that territory through brute force and wanton destruction, Valorfags. Now that you're faced with paying for your misdeeds, suddenly you preach justice and hypocrisy.
Classic Valor scum.
This is going off from the people I've seen and met in my area at lures and friends that are playing ( keep
In my mind I live near a big uni)
Mystic- nerds
Valor- bros
Instinct- girls/kids
Honestly I wish I would have chose instinct, I like the underdog role and they all seem friendly without being douchey
>>27071475
If you're in the midwest I can't blame you for picking Instinct. Its at least 70% yellows over there.
>>27068519
Mystic is allegedly better. No matter a boost, caught pokemon are rarely competetive for long, and hatching is a fucking crapshoot and tedious, whereas evolving pokemon that you can catch enough of is a pretty direct way of powering them up.
I still went for Zapdos.I realized that I dressed my avatar up like Reverse Flash and had to stick with yellow.
>>27071755
Victors are the ones who write history. There are no villains and heroes, only winners and losers! Keep crying Bluefag, I LOVE your tears.
>>27071752
>not even on a team yet
>your opinion doesn't matter in here
>like Switzerland in the War Room
>>27071448
RRRRREEEEEEEEPORTING IN
DROPPING HOT TRACKS FOR THE CAUSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls3rD8VfiSY
>>27071641
>Find your courage
>Trust in your training to overcome obstacles
>Out-train the primal Instincts
>Out-perform the overthinking Mystics
Be Bold.
Be Tough.
Be Valor.
>>27071719
>This guy unironically thinks all nazis were evil
>Team Valor are the evil faction of world conquerors bent on enforcing their will on those they consider to be lesser
>Team Mystic are the peaceful, intellectual tribe of isolationalists who would rather pursue knowledge than challenge Valor's combat supremacy.
>Team Instinct are the ragtag coalition of rebels who have chosen to fight against Valor oppression despite inferior numbers and strength
This is holding my interest.
>Be in Valor majority territory
>Intersection with three Pokestops all on lures
>Every time a lure went down, one person would put another back up
>Valorbros all caught Pokemon together in harmony
Valorbros have the best territory, the Mystic/Instinct jealousy and rage in this thread is delicious.
Don't worry faggots, when they finally implement team changes, we'll gladly accept you, though you'll always be second class citizens.
>>27071755
And you didn't claim your territory in a similar manner? Don't lie to yourself. We did what you're all doing, just better.
>>27071702
>take territory by force
>defend taking of territory
>try to turn the argument around in their favor
>will only be satisfied with more territory
Fire Nation pls go
>Mfw the whole town is red
>Filthy YELLOW takes a gym
>Within the hour its back to red with 2 other pokemon for backup
Based fucking redbros. I can always count on them.
>>27071782
Midwest is dominated by Instinct, coasts are red and blue. If you aren't in the midwest, you should choose Valor easy because Mysticfags are cancer.
If you're in the midwest I don't know what to tell you.
>>27070983
>t. assblasted valoretard
discuss
>>27070614
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffags
Gay fags join yellow
Bi fags join blue
Straight fags join red
>>27071900
See
>>27071893
Valor uses the profits from territory for the good of all, not for the elite (Mystic) or arbitrarily (Instinct).
>>27071900
>>take territory by force
see
>>27071893
You took your territory in a similar manner. If you really feel we're evil for being good at it, try to take it, and soon you won't feel a thing.
>>27069339
Literally the only good argument for instinct
>>27070480
Kek
Basically it's a triforce thing, which makes sense. Green and yellow just happen to be interchangeable again.
>>27069339
my town is run by a fuckton of yellows with high cp pokemon. it might take a while before i can actually do something about it. seriously though fuck yellow. Articuno best birb.
>>27069483
Porn when?
Valorfags must go!
>>27068552
I love these autistic tards. 'STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE!'
>>27071922
Im in Florida ( Orlando) and I'd say it's 40 mystic 40 valor and with those demographics listed
First lure was literally 5/5 Mystics and they were random people. And they were talking about what was most optimal strategy going forward
Next lure was mostly valor on campus and majority of my frat friends are them. They were drinking beer and hanging with some girls
Instinct is the rag tag, just random here
>>27071822
Now that's what I call Reddit
>>27071915
>mfw yellow is wild and independent by nature
>mfw yellow will never organize like blue or have the blind zeal of red
>mfw yellow can't hold a gym for more than a few hours
>mfw we were all yellow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKNxeF4KMsY
>>27072025
>This Instinct autist spammign Avatar comparisons
Please go, nobody likes your shit show.
>>27072052
It's not the power we crave, man. It's the thrill of the battle.
