>Pay real cash to put a lure module on nearby coffee shop
>Watch as neckbeards and spergs conglomerate to coffee shop in awkward silence
Who else /mischief/ here?
>>27046792
>Not go but.
>Explain basics of advanced shit to casual friends.
>Give them fully trained dudes.
>They destroy all their friends with them.
>Their friends don't want to play with them anymore.
>MFW
>>27046792
>Be OP
>Spend money in a free to play game for muh mischievous scheme
>Everyone comes to the coffee shop
>Everyone is talking to each other
>They all ignore OP, who is probably a fat neckbeard sperg himself
>He leaves the shop and commits sudoku
10/10 plan right there.
>>27047983
>>27047983
>commits sudoku
All those damn squares and numbers
>>27047983
*suikoden
>>27047983
The word you're looking for is 'Seppuku'
>>27046792
Holy shit! Wait... Can you do this?
Place a lure module in a specific location?
Did nobody see how this might be dangerous?
>>27048746
>>27048767
Go and SM really has attracted all the newfags.
>>27048767
>>27048746
>Being this fucking new
Nothing wrong with being new. But speaking up instead of lurking moar should be a crime punished by death.
>>27048746
>>27048767
>>27048757
>GO posters
>>27048789
Um, don't you mean PoGo and SuMo? Did you just migrate from reddit, friend?
>>27048789
>>27048815
>>27048828
>Taking the bait
>>27048866
>replying to double bait
>Place several lure modules around a somewhat large hill in the woods nearby
>Don ghillie suit and hide in shrubbery at top of hill
>Wait for GO faggots to wander around the various trails
>Use their phones as paintball target practice
>One of them climbs the hill to investigate
>I slide down the opposite side on a dark green disk sled from when I was a kid
>Faggot later walks right past me without noticing
This game is fucking amazing.
>school is bordered by a military storage facility for their trucks
>Stick a lure on the pokestop which sits right on the fence line
>Tons of autists and kids are leaning and gather on the fence
>Some staff Sargent comes out and screams at them to back off from the fence
DEVILISH
>>27048866
>y-you see, I was just pretending to be retarded!1
>>27048746
>commits sudoku
>squares and numbers
>spergs and neckbeards
IT ALL COMES TOGETHER
>>27048928
If this is true, I applaud you
>>27048767
GOnads everyone.
>>27046792
>use Lure Module on Pokespot at the Duck Park
>wait for some people to gather
>start tossing around bread so the people get swarmed by ducks
Debating on doing this and wondering how well would it actually work out
>>27058058
>At beach on vaycay
>Place lure module near location
>Old laxatives in spilled food trick
>Quietly wait under roof and watch
