>mfw Go is just a government test to see how people would react if Pokemon existed in the real world
>>27028560
Heeey, I might just get my Furret yet.
>government has pokemon in some secret base
>they realized we would all die or kill each over pokemon
>they kill them off and they label the project "Pokemon GO" as a failure
>>27028560
except it doesn't
you still can't die from electrocution by just caressing your pikachu when it sneezes, causing some electricity to escape from it, killing his trainer by accident
anything that isnt a small normal type would kill a human by accident
>>27030495
Even route one shitmons can kill people
>I push interspecies romance to show we are ready for aliens and shit like this
>>27028560
No man. its a promo to vr games intended to keep the masses druggged and silent while the big shots run the world uninterrupted.
so be a good kid and play.
>>27030993
But what is to run but people playing games, eating, and sleeping. Don't be delusional.
>>27028560
You cant actually fuck pokemon in GO anon
>>27028560
More like an attempt for Niantic to have more tracking information about you. Having access to your GPS and frequent locations reveal information about where do you live, and where do you work or study, just by triangulating places from the Pokemon you catch.
That data is valuable and sellable. Advertising corporations would kill for that information.
>>27031849
The advertising corporations that advertise Pokemon go using the tracking data to promote Pokemon go it all makes sense now wake up sheeple
>>27031786
I'm sorry?
>>27031849
Yeah that's terrible and all, but I get to catch a Charmander so it's all good
>>27028560
Pokémon GO is like real life,there are none to be found
>>27032000
You say run like there's anything to do.
>>27032020
I meant i didn't get your message due to grammar.
>>27031924
i think he meant selling that info to OTHER advertising companies anon.
>>27032011
Charmander will lead us to a cyberpung dystopia.
>mfw I realized something epic and also hilarious so I posted my great joke on my livejou-/vp/ to show my like-minded friends so we could share a communal laugh and bond, thus making 4chan a more agreeable and pleasant user experience for all
