So anon! Your favorite Pokémon is now real. But.
There's always a catch, isn't it?
You have to take care of it. Depending on what it is, you have to feed it, take care of pests, polish it (Honedge says hi), etc.
Do you still take the cance?
where do I sign up??
how would I take care of a Porygon2?
I would honestly love to take care of Sealeo. He is objectively the best sealmon, even better than Dewgong with eviolite.
>>27024192
Gotta defragment it every so often.
Anything for a Latias
>>27023559
>kadabra
I'll take it! I'll never be lonely again.
>>27023559
I don't think taking care of a Diancie is too hard
>>27026329
I see a lot of polishing in your future, and you'd be spending a lot of money to feed it minerals and shit
Fantastic.
I can take it out flying for exercise so it doesn't feel cooped up. The only problem is how much food it probably eats.
>>27023559
It's like taking care of a dog, right?
>>27026378
*cough* makes diamonds which could fiance any economic expense *cough*
Also
>Implying I wouldn't be all over polishing her crystals
Of course!
It would love the heater on winter.
>>27026448
You'd have DeBeers agents knocking your door in a week
I always change my mind on what my #1 pick is, but for a while now, it's been Gourgeist.
According to its two different Pokedex entries, it wanders around on nights of the new moon and sings. Anyone or anything who hears its singing is cursed. Besides eating small animals by killing them with its hair-arms, I'm wondering if the singing is a method of finding food, and therefore necessary for survival. If this is the case, if I were unable to train it not to sing instinctually, I could perhaps go into the woods every new moon night, have Gourgeist sing to the wildlife, and have it feed on the dead animals so no human has to die innocently. I thought about using it to kill people who already want to die or criminals already sentenced to death, but that would likely be illegal.
So, if the two ideal scenarios above are indeed possible,FUCK YES I WANT THAT PUMPKIN QT TO BE MY BEST FRIEND.
>>27023559
>Porygon-Z
I'll have to probably keep it away from my computer. I'd probably try to get myself to learn the code it's written in to see if I can ease its suffering in any way. No feeding or waste though.
>>27023559
>>27026448
L-lewd!
>brushing mawile's teeth
Y-yes please.
>>27026540
I'm not going full retard here, I'll do it low key, without flooding the market.
>>27026755
I can't help it if Diancie's so lewd
Favourite Pokémon are Excadrill, Steelix, Snorlax, Tangrowth, Volcarona and Magnezone.
With Excadrill I'd have to be careful about having to pay damages for any issues caused by its tunnelling, but I live in the country and commute to class, so I'm not sure if it would be too much of an issue.
Steelix would be much of the same, though its size would have to be taken into consideration. Plenty of soil for it to eat where I live.
Snorlax poses a major issue when it comes to feeding him (eating over 900 lbs when hungry.)
Tangrowth would be fine, regular rain and moderate sunshine where I live, would be willing and able to take care of any pests.
Volcarona, I would have to consider the possibility of it starting fires with its ember scales. Otherwise fine.
Magnezone would be fine, to my knowledge.
In a world were Pokémon existed I think I'd go to any lengths, really.
>>27026794
this may be expensive to feed and polish
I would eat all the poison in the world tocurl insidea scolipede while itcuddlesme
>>27027184
I could really go for some donuts right now.
YES PLEASE.
>brushing his feathery hair erryday
>receiving that stare when I fuck up and pull one out by mistake
>watching Lopunny eat its own poop
>>27027215
Shaymin shouldn't be that hard all I have to do is water it and leave it in the sun
>>27027491
Also all of the fucking shedding, twice a year the dex says, and we couldn't have a furfrou kind of deal? What bullshit
Also who the fuck wouldn't have an ice type
>>27027182
>Buy old cars and computers
>Feed it those
>People will pay you to get rid of those
Let it swim, feed it, it's an otter so I'd have to let it rape baby seals...doesn't seem too hard.
>>27023559
So would having a Machamp be more like having a roommate?
>>27026660
damn man
>>27023559
If I can fuck it then yes.
