>playing Go
>having a smart phone
normie trash please die
smart phones are nice, but yes, go is garbage
>>27022447
I agree with with the first part but what's wrong with smartphones?
>not having a smartphone for Max comfort when jacking off
>not having a smart phone
S.mh, gramps.
>>27022465
>>27022474
>>27022476
>>27022488
fucking millenials
jesus
>>27022447
>implying anyone's able to play Go right now
>>27022447
>Not owning a smart phone
It's the current year anon
>>27022447
Nothing wrong with having a smart phone.
>>27022510
Oh, I get it. You're poor.
I don't get it Anon, what is wrong with playing GO?
>tfw I own a zenfone
>>27022510
Do you expect every 20+ year-old to just pretend it's still the 90s their whole lives and never adapt to modern technology when it's widely available and affordable?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>27022447
>being poor
>in the current year
Either get a job, learn to successfully mooch off, or get autismbux, fucking poorfag
>tfw beta autist kissless virgin and phonepost all the time
>>27022447
How do you learn moon without Anki on smartphone?
>>27022562
>>27022621
>implying that's even an argument when you can buy a smartphone for ~$40 or less
>>27022447
>not shitposting while outside
step up senpai
>>27022510
I don't see how you can have an issue with essentially having an ultra-mobile computer in your pocket.
>>27022663
>What are Phone bills?
>>27022707
they're something you can afford if you have a job
>Being alive
How does it feel to be the biggest betas guys?
>>27022474
Literally nothing.
Don't feed him retards
>>27022447
Better being a normie than a degenerate who lives under a rock
>>27022800
>degenerate
>>27022817
You read it right, degenerate
>>27022840
>degenerate
Unlimited data package
Catching Pokemon while I work
>>27022598
>tfw i own a moto e
>>27022655
same
this thread is what I expected from a board of 18- year olds
I hate that I like what I do sometimes
>>27022447
>neet
k-k-k-kill yourself, leech.
>>27022510
>Not having a high-end computer that fits in his pocket.
Fucking poorfags, I swear to God.
>>27022510
>it's another "godamn millenials" episode
>>27022447
Post a picture of your phone, guys.
Let's see how much of a poor/rich-fags you are.
>>27022935
I want to agree with your post, but
>Reddit Memefrog
>>27022756
Pretty Fuckin great anon. I'm wasting my twenties smoking weed and playing an animal breeding game for children.
>>27022447
>I'm miserable, so everyone else has to miserable as well
>heh "FUCKING NORMIES"
Why even take pity? It probably won't be long before you consider suicide anyway
>>27022998
This is going to be my last Apple phone. I'm switching to Samsung after this
>>27022968
Pocket computer still cheaper than 3ds
Smartphones are shit because of the design of the hardware, the interfaces and the idea behind it in general. It's trash for normalfags, just like Go.
>>27022658
On a PC like you should? Not being a fucking idiot isn't that hard honestly.
>>27023192
if you don't have a smartphone in 2016 you are either
>poor
>Amish
>weebs
Not even once
>>27022510
>it's another "millennial misuses the term millennial" episode
>>27023218
It's not about not having one, it's about how shit they are. They tried to force them on me a couple of time already, but I just ignore them. I hope someone manages to make a well designed phone with the few actually good things you can do with it, also avoiding the dumb ideology behind smartphones and most of the mainstream internet in the past few years, but I can't see that happening.
>>27022510
>it's another "pot calling the kettle black" episode
>>27022510
How old are you faggot?
>>27023264
I like my smartphone a lot and I've had it for like five years, it didn't start having problems until my idiot brother made it do an optional update.
Why are neets such trash?
Why can't they go back to /r9k/ and be a burden on society in private?
I bet you all use facebook too
>>27023264
You are lying to yourself. Try using a smartphone for once instead of just looking at others use one, grandpa
>>27023495
I did. It's shit.
>>27023495
>replying to bait
>>27023519
it's literally a computer that fits into your pocket and has an incredibly responsive touch screen
these things are space-age tech
>>27023304
Gonna turn 72 in a couple weeks, how about you?
>>27023603
21 feels good to still be young. Hope you are doing ok with your family bro. Peace
>>27023548
It's not bait, this is what I actually think.
>>27023557
They aren't well designed. The interfaces tend to be shit, and that's because of the general design of the smartphones themselves, being limited to a touch screen alone. Touch screen should be something more, that adds something, not that takes everything else away making sure people don't realize that they're missing something really important. This way they don't even need to design their products properly, just do some dumb advertisement and you praise them regardless.
>mfw I have a Windows phone
>>27022447
I actually don't, I've been using my mom's.
>/vp/ AND /v/ are going to be nothing but Go shitposting until SM comes out
Kill me.
>>27023817
>implying anyone will care about GO in three weeks
>>27023817
there are at lest 39 related GO threads in the catalog
>>27022598
Why
>>27022598
what is that?
>>27023897
>there are at least 39 pokemon-related threads on the pokemon board
how horrifying
somebody needs to get the frog/feelposters from reddit to combat this
Even /jp/ has threads about smartphone games these days, you are truly a relic from a bygone era grampy.
>>27022935
>a board of 18- year olds
The majority of /vp/ is under 18. I hope that is what you mean.
>>27024268
it is, oh great retarted one
>posting anime girl reaction images
>having literally NO one who'd talk/text with you
it all adds up
>>27024249
>Even normalfags go to this part of this popular website!
>>27022447
>tfw no one to play pokemon with as a kid/teen because it's childish/nerdy
>Now a friendless 20 something.
>Don't own a phone because what's the point.
>Now normies are playing together on their phones with emulators and GO.
>>27024326
A normal phone for phone calls, a PC with a good IM client to have written conversations. It's not that hard.
>>27024401
But /jp/ has never been dethroned as the most legitimately autistic board on 4chan. You don't know true autism if you're not a /jp/sie.
>>27022447
What kind of phones do you guys even have? I got the cheapest phone my carrier had and it was a smartphone.
>>27024410
>Played Pokemon all throughout my school years
>Shit still wasn't popular at the time, had friends but nobody to play it with
>Graduate, BW comes out
>Pokemon is popular with the normalfags again
>No friends
>Now this
I don't own a smartphone becausei'm a friendless neet shut-in
>>27022707
You'll be needing this.
>smartphone is the only means to internet
>still haven't gotten GO
>>27022447
t. 14 year old third worlder
>>27024441
or just, you know, a smartphone for all of it in your pocket
>>27025907
Smartphones don't have good IM clients.
>2016
>Actually using toilet paper like a normie
>Not wiping your ass with leaves
>>27025919
what do you feel they're missing
>>27025919
Okay, at this point, you're baiting a little too hard.
>>27025973
You're retarded.
>>27026061
A good interface, which they can't have as long as smartphones are designed the way they are. Smartphone interfaces need to be built around the hardware you use them on, which isn't well designed. And you obviously can't use what would be a good interface on a PC.
This is actually a bad thing even for people who don't use smartphones, with stuff actually meant for PC trying to use a smartphone-like interface for marketing reasons or whatever.
>>27026148
Wiping your ass with leaves is better for your skin.
Natural is always better.
>>27025973
>Wiping your ass with leaves
So what do you do for the entirety of Autumn - Winter?
>>27025919
>>27026147
To be fair, there are no good IM clients anywhere. You'd think they would just take something as solid as any average IRC client and modernize it (which is just adding a profile and avatar, that's all normal people need), but I guess that's just too hard.
>>27026496
Pidgin is good
>>27022998
>doesn't have gyroscope
>can't use the AR mode
>fuck my life
>>27026148
>>27026208
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke
>>27026826
Yes anon, your joke is retarded at least as much as you are.
>>27022891
I have the same, why the hell am I unable to play Go?
>Only have Wifi Router because fuck paying monthly bills, Last server crash wasted my incense up just as i used it.
This fucking sucks, gotta filter Pokemon Go posts because im sick of seeing it already
>>27026940
Psssh… Nothin Personnel… Kid…
>>27026148
The only problem with autofill is people not having the patience to check their shit, but that's going into nobody having patience at all
>>27024802
>>27024410
That's what you get for being sperm during Pokemania kids.
>>27024802
>Played Pokemon since it came out
>Get made fun of off and on for it
>Keep playing each gen regardless
>Go comes out
>Yay more people get to have fun with Pokemon for a little bit til they move on
Why bother feeling offended by it?
Don't understand how any could have a problem with Go since it's free.
What's the point of hating something that's free?
>>27027874
I'm mad because my phone is hot garbage and gets error messages when it tries to launch Google Play store.
I hate smartphones almost as much as I hate ligers
>hurrr why the fuck would you want a computer that fits in your pocket, fucking normies
>>27022447
It makes little sense to have a smartphone unless you leave the house.
>>27031278
clearly you've never experienced handheld porn
>>27022488
I just like the style of a flip phone............
>>27022447
>2016
>not having a smartphone
Poorfag confirmed.
>>27022510
That term is stupid and overused.
>>27023192
>trying this hard
Get lost, kid.
>>27023603
Nice lie, faggot.
>>27023727
If Microsoft hadn't "slept in", Windows Phone could be the best mobile OS. But they're STILL sleeping in.
>>27031608
Only completely different.
>>27022447
>Years ago.
>Spend most time in school with gameboy and pokemon games, pc, etc
>Professor refers to me indirectly when talking to the entire class, after he saw me and some classmates I think.
>Blah, blah, you shouldn't be only playing in front of a screen like *describes some puzzle game were you have to actually think that I was playing that day*
>The others classmates stop playing more and more constantly.
>Now.
>I Never purchased a phone.
>Surely all them are always with a smartphone.
>How in the world you don't are the entire day in front of a phone, anon?
Normies...
>tfw still using my razor from back in 2005
I will legit cry when it breaks
>>27032366
>buy the newest phone
>only use it to take photos and listen to music
>brakes after one drop
back in my day phones broke the floor
>>27023192
*tips fedora*
>>27022447
>uses anime reaction images
>browses 4chan
>thinks his opinion matters.
Go do something useful to society, like jumping in front of a truck.
>>27033207
I met someone who still uses a nokia from 2002.
>2016
>Not having a smartphone
Da fuck? You still using blackberry or something?
>>27033318
>it's the current year guys
>THE CURRENT YEAR
fuck off back to tumblr
>>27033278
>careful with that edge, friend
>muh normie boogeyman enjoying muh secret video game
>>27033363
>He doesn't know how to use the meme arrows
>>27033379
I forgot to turn off green text
>grrr goddamn normie millenials owning phones and not voting for racist, homophobic political candidates. Why cant everyone have been raised by their loony war veteran grandad and poor parents like me?
>>27022510
Oh so you are at least 35
>poorfags can't afford smartphone meme
Smart phones have been pretty much the phones you can buy for the last 5 years. You can get a good Android for about €110Pokemon Go is Ebin 90's kid pandering trash though
>>27022510
>jesus...
You have to be 18 or over to browse this site
What are you guys doing here? Go back to Facebook.
I really fucking hate normies.
I don’t care what colour you are. I don’t care where you’re from. I don’t care what you do for a living. I don’t care what class you are, how you dress, what you smoke or drink or who you know or whom you’ve fucked.
I hate you all. I hate every last living, breathing, snot and feces producing, promiscuously copulating, celebrity obsessed, opinionated one of you. From right here in Toronto right around the planet and back, coast to coast, nationwide and internationally. Every. Single. One. Of. You.
Fuck love. Fuck your grasping at some abstract concept of chemical imbalances and reasonless actions, fumbling around in the crowd trying to find some cinematic supposition for real human interaction.
Fuck lust, too. Fuck you all, from the lowlife dirtbags that think dropping trou and waving the little soldier in a sloppy arc is a pick-up line to the sniveling of the desperate ‘nice guys’ who never get the girl due to a total lack of testosterone grown stones.Fuck you all, from the crazy, under dressed sluts that judge a persons character by the price of their shirt, right down to the fat chicks that think personality is enough.
Fuck your culture. Fuck your race. Fuck your sense of entitlement. Fuck your sense of uniqueness. Fuck you all for the belief that you have something unique and interesting to contribute. Fuck you for filling the internet with your useless garbage. Fuck your blogs, your wikis, your forums. Fuck your “roasting”. And most of all, fuck whatever you believe. It’s all shit. Fuck it.
Fuck your complaints. Fuck your addictions. Fuck your dependencies. Fuck your pain. Fuck your tears. Fuck selling whatever it is you sell. Fuck your manipulation of others. Fuck movies. Fuck fucking. Fuck everything you own. Fuck your allergies. Fuck your stupid commons sense. Fuck your spelling and fuck your lack of education, or your ignorance, whatever is applicable.
I don’t give a fuck. Shut the fuck up about it.
It's even worse that it's only gen 1 Pokemon.
It's pandering to normalfags who haven't played Pokemon for years.
>>27034409
All the normies I've been over hearing on the train lately about go. ree.
