Pokemon Go Related Deaths SOON editon
>What country has this game been released in?
Officially: Japan, Australia, New Zealand, and the USA
>When will the game be released in my country?
What are we, from the future? We don't know.
>It says that the app is incompatible with my devices! What gives?
This is a region lock and it is very probable that your device IS in fact compatible with Pokemon GO. Install the app to find out!
>If I live outside of Australia, Japan, and the USA, can I download this game for Android?
Sure! Keep reading for directions.
>How do I download the game?
Go to http://www.apkmirror.com/apk/niantic-inc/pokemon-go/pokemon-go-0-29-0-release/pokemon-go-0-29-0-android-apk-download/
You will need a file manager on your phone. Get a file manager in the Google Play store.
First for hundreds dead from wandering into bad neighborhoods
>>27014954
Is it compatible with Android emulators ?
>>27014985
I tried to get it to work on Bluestacks and the GPS spoofing wouldn't work. Also the game didn't render correctly but that may just be my GPU.
>>27014985
I can't imagine it being a problem but I haven't tried it.
There's a Pokestop at some dude's memorial.
The image for it is a picture of his gravestone. Kek.
BETTER STOP BY!
>>27015015
dude I just walked around a graveyard for over an hour because the place was so full of pokestops. I went from level 4 to level 5 solely on stops
pic related
>>27015015
>I'm sorry for your loss but there's a pikachu right there so move pls
>Go out for a walk to get the local pokestops and the gym
>See that the Gym closest to me is still not taken so i decide to take that on the way back
>Go fo a walk around the fields get the gym at the oldest tree and the 6 or so pokestops
>Come back to take the gym and someone else has taken it
>221CP Golbat
Fuck you Craig if i find you im going to fuck you up and your stupid fucking Golbat
>>27015001
Very sad.
MyiPhone is too old and is only on iOS 6 so I won't be able to play this game
nth for niantic literally discriminating us white guys
>>27014954
Is the apk file safe? I won't get banned?
>>27015015
I live next to a graveyard and there are like 20 pokestops there based on people's gravestone or memorials.
>mfw caught a Drowzee there.
Has anyone actually confirmed the release in Japan? Whenever I search in Japanese it says it's currently Aus/NZ/US only, but a few English language news sites are saying it's released in Japan too. I can't find it in the Japanese google play store either.
>mfw found this guy first day after catching a shitton of Pidgeys
>don't even have to evolve them now, get to just roid this fucker up
Just turned leave 5, time to tear the shit out of low level Blue and Red gyms.
IOS user, failed to detect location. :(
>tfw you get flareon twice
>>27015015
El Paso?
>>27015068
>banned for downloading a free game
What a cuck if you actually believe that's possible...
>>27015068
Thousands of people are using the apks to play it early so it would be stupid if they banned people just becase they want to play their game.
It's also a free app so it's not like people are stealing it or anything. The apk in the link itself is safe, it's the one from the australian playstore.
>>27014974
I was wandering around and for the first time saw someone being arrested. Thanks Pokemon GO.
OK, I installed it on my tablet, but when I get on it, it goes to the title screen, then back to the user screen.
What do I do?
Anyone know when the Pokemon trainer club will be back up to register?
Who else taking taking their puppers on expeditions here?
>>27015055
Are you from best america?
>>27015105
>>27015108
aight, thanks for the help senpaitachi
>Spent an hour trying to get a name.
>Jokingly close my eyes and put in random letters
>It works
>Doesn't let me solidify my option
>My name is now a jumble of letters I can't pronounce
Well fuck.
>>27015124
Obviously
Only region locked out of the game so far, I think, though I haven't heard from Africa yet
Exactly how big is the file size?
1.04g free on my phone. Android. Can I get it?
Last night about 10pm Brazil time all the gyms, stops and mons vanished. Anybody knows if they're closing the game to places where it was not released yet?
>>27015149
111mb
>>27015127
Sounds like you are an idiot.
>>27015149
It's only like 80mb I think, that's how big the apk file was.
Could be slightly larger when it uncompresses itself.
>>27015116
What tablet?
If it has an intel chipset, the game won't work.
So it's only gen 1 pokes at the minute.
Just caught a Victreebel and Lickitung.
So how much does the area you're in effect what pokemon are there? To ghost pokemon show up near graveyards, electric types near power stations, etc?
>Wandered round my little town and conquered all 8 gyms off some little yellow faggot
>Did about 8km without realising
This is fantastic
This incense is bullshit. 3 rattatas and it's over halfway gone
>>27015149
less than 100mb i think
>>27015122
I changed our normal walk path so I can pass 3 pokestops
>literally going to go into the 90s today
not going out in that heat, fuck
It keeps freezing when I try to catch things, is this happening to anyone else?
I have a Doduo epidemic in my area
>>27015157
anyone? also, the fucking pokeball on the top left corner don't stop spinning.
>>27015184
It doesn't influence a lot, just how common or rare the catch will be. You can get any type in any area.
>>27015202
Best thing is probably close it and sogn in again. Happens when I start battles sometimes, not sure if it's the same solution.
>>27015195
Middle of fucking nowhere here. The best I can do is catch a few handfuls of pokes on my route. Everything outside of my neighborhood is road with no sidewalk so I'm fucked there. Until I feel like driving downtown.
>>27015184
Not that specific. More like being near water or in large fields can effect what you get. Things easy to identify via satellite
>>27015208
Huero here. The white ball is the loading icon.
It keeps trying to load the stops/gyms/mons, but there won't be any.
There's no workaround for this for the time. Just play the waiting game.
So, how deep is the battling? Any stats or secondary effects? I evolved a ratatta and it learned hyper beam, and a couple hours go some shitter claimed a gym with a charmander, would feel great to evaporate him.
>>27015217
I do that and it acts as if I caught it so I'm fine with restarting it if necessary.
>>27015247
>He doesn't know
>>27015239
thanks just serched and that's happening to everyone. There's not much to do without those thing loading tho, right?
>>27015247
battling is as deep as your dick can go in my ass
>zubat
>phone doesn't register half of the swipes properly
>3 pokeballs just roll across the fucking floor
>>27015281
Nope, only thing you can do is keep looking at your captured mons.
>>27015288
that happened to me last night when I wasted 96 pokeballs on a pidgeot that got away
>>27015285
You must not have an ass because it's not deep at all.
>>27015184
It's more about your player level it seems, having a higher level gives you more variety and stronger pokes. I caught a Shellder in my house even though the closest body of water is over a mile away.
Power Up first or Evolve first?
What do the little bars next to the attacks mean?
Do types matter at all?
>>27015096
Dude, whats your level?
How is it so far?
Will it last, or will the novelty wear off soon?
>>27015122
I have not gone on a walk myself or with my dog in years, and today I think I made him walk a little too far and wore him out too much trying to get to the one fucking Pokestop I can see on the map from my house.
>>27015311
Power up. Bars are PP. Types do matter.
How the fuck do you heal? I have a 100 some CP Vulpix and it died fighting a gym.
Is it over?
>>27015315
Novelty will wear off in less than a week, there's no depth to it.
>>27015326
Items > Revive.
>>27015314
Level 12
>someone took over a Gym across the street
>"This Gym is too far away"
>>27015315
Ingress seems to be doing alright so I'm guessing this will last for a while at least, especially when they start adding mons from later generations.
>>27015315
Updates and improvements will probably keep it going for a while.
Are potions and revives the only way to heal damaged Pokémon, or will they revive and/or recover HP over time?
>>27015337
Literally walk outside you fucking nerd.
Does CP remain the same upon evolving.
Ok how the fuck do I beat a gym
I'm at the mall and I see a gym with a 67cp doduo. I have a Pideot and Flareon in the 300 range
So I lead with Pidgeot and I realize there is no tactic but swiping and tapping.
So he's in the red but attacks don't work any more. They just go behind him
So I switch to Flareon and still nothing
Eventually the time limit goes up and I get nothing
How do I win?
>>27015315
Considering that the database of points will grow, as well as the ability to add scores of more Pokemon over time...
>>27015127
>chose name by instinct.
I think you know which team you have to join now.
>>27015015
>Pokestop is near a jewish war memorial
>I apparently live near a jewish war memorial
>>27015356
Doubles
>>27015369
Are you on iOS? Havin the same problem and I cant even switch out mons
>nearest pokestops are driving distances
>don't have my car today
>>27015369
If he's on almost no health it's probably server related. That happened all the time last night to me, and that's probably why it's still such a low level gym
>>27015377
>Weedle with 37 CP
>Evolve it
>38 CP
It kept the same moves, but also went from XL weight to a normal one.
>>27015385
No i'm on samsung
>>27015376
Go defile it
>>27015337
>take a gym in the local area from off of a Commie
>arrive home
>he's taken it back already
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSAsB6MNgQo
>tfw stuck at work
>tfw seeing all the gyms nearby getting taken over by red team
At least I have a spot I can lure within my reach.
Just got back from a long ass trip, should I roid up this clefairy on the blood of her sisters or wait for an bigger one or clefable?
>>27015376
This fucking feeling of discovering shit right outside your doorstep you never knew about
>iPhone broke recently
>having to use old flip phone for calls and iPod Touch for entertainment
>live in small town off Route 66
>no hotspots anywhere
>can't go past my acre yard without losing wifi connection
pay day can't come soon enough
>>27015377
>>27015396
So it's totally random..
>>27015356
>evolve 148 Pidgeotto
>Turns into 261 Pidgeot
So if you catch a rare ass Pokemon you're basically fucked for evolving it?
>>27015402
So do all pokemon from the same species have the same max CP or does that differ?
Does incense bring pokemon to you or just increase encounter rate?
As in do you have to move with incense?
I've got two Squirtles at the same CP, one has water pulse, the other aqua tail. Which one should I keep?
>drove 15 mins to claim a gym
ayy lmao
>>27015473
You don't have to move at all when using incense, mons will come to your location automatically
Do we have any time estimate at all when we'll get gen2 mon? I am having a blast but the lack of Steelix is slowly twisting at my jimmies.
How do i get this on iOS?
Everyone else is playing and then I'm sat there checking the shitty iOS App Store in the UK and all I see is this.
Is it better to level up this low cp golbat, or evolve a high cp zubat? Why did they make this so fucking confusing
>>27015476
The XL one.
>>27015470
Yes.
>>27015476
What's the damage/pp of the moves?
>>27015503
How fucking COOL are those wallpapers, anon?
>>27015492
Would it still be better to be walking with it? Roughly how many could I expect to get in half an hour sitting still with it on
>>27015089
Literally exactly what happened to me
Yellow bros get the best RNG
>>27015513
Size doesn't seem to carry through evolution.
My weedle turned into a manlet kakuna and my Pidgeotto went from XL to normal.
>>27015525
So fucking cool anon, I mean, look at that rating the app has been given!
>>27015407
Sacrifice all of them for the coming of Clefable Christ.
>>27015531
Can they grow bigger?
>>27015491
Enjoy losing it to some little shit and having to reclaim it
The good: The park where I go running has like 10 PokeStops at all its little signs.
The bad: Heat index 102 Jesus Christ it's too hot for this
Is there any way to get a better sense of where a nearby Pokemon is? It kept telling me a Staryu was around and I really wanted it, but I never found it.
>>27015522
Is damage the blue bars or the number? Cause it's two bars and 50 for AT, and 4 bars and 30 for WP
>>27015513
No XL. One's XS though
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It won't let me log in.
what gives?
>>27015531
Wow, disregard that then. I hope my fucking huge Squirtle doesn't turn into a manlet Blastoise in like a month.
>The game only reads my location when I start and works for about 2 minutes before stopping tracking me, leving my avatar standing in a single spot until I restart the game
I-it's because the sky is overcast and the clouds fuck up my GPS, right? Not because my phone is too shitty?
>>27015541
Not sure but probably, guessing it's random. Might actually be better to keep the XL/one with the better moves unevolved if think you'll ever use it and evolve the other one in hopes it gets better as it gets re-randomized.
>>27015526
Just finished walking my dog with incense. In the 30 minutes it lasted I pulled all of this. Earlier today I accidentally used an incense fucking around while sitting at my desk and pulled maybe a third of what I did walking.
How does the 'nearby screen' even work? If I tap on one it doesn't do shit familia
oh wow
Is it better to evolve a Pokémon from base, or to catch and power up a fully evolved one?
>>27015042
Why are graveyards all full of Pokestops? Keep hearing this.
dumb question but what is the point of pokemon go? just to collect or to battle like the normal games?
>not a single pokestop in sight
fuck me
>>27015503
UK fag here too, iktf
Does anyone know what the leaf particle effects symbolize? I've gone and stood on 3 and jack shit happened.
>>27015613
Look up Ingress, then imagine a shitty Pokemon capture mechanic tied to actually walking around as well. That is Go.
How does Incense work? Do they literally appear on me? Or will I have to get out of my house and walk in 50 meter perimeter?Anyone tried hacking shekels yet? Or is it server sided?
>>27015613
It's to distract the goyim so they don't relise our true nature err. . . I mean it's have fun
>>27015624
Pokemon are within your radius. Doesn't mean they'll show up tho
>>27015609
Getting a fully evolved with good moves/size/cp is ideal it seems. Less cost and randomness in your investment.
>>27015613
There is no point, it's as shallow as it gets. You find pokemon and set them up at gyms to "capture" them, no battling and no depth.
>>27015627
There's people trying to crack it, but it doesn't seem like they're making progress. They're having enough issues getting around the GPS spoofing without it resulting in them getting kicked
>>27015588
FUCK I want a Pinsir so badly.
>live in Norway
>can only catch shitty Jynx
>no Pinsir
>no Scyther
>No Magmar
>No Buzz Lightyear
It's like even Niantic makes fun of us now for taking in too many refugees. Please just fucking remove Jynx from the fucking game.
>No trading
I don't understand. It's the one thing this game really needs.
>>27015626
>>27015632
so its just a collection game well that sucks in the bin it goes
I fucking love Barcelona
>>27015647
>Version 0.2.9
>>27015108
Do you know if we'll have to download it again when it comes out here? I'm a maplefag and it's not out here yet but I got the app from the apk.
>>27015644
When I played Ingress it simply had speed limits.
You basically couldn't move a kilometer in faster than X seconds.
Also there is a Pidgeot near me, where can I find it?
>>27015647
It'll happen eventually. They said so themselves.
>>27015646
Sorry man, they seem pretty common around my place. I've even mostly powered one up sitting at 362 CP now.
>Take over the gym at a park near me from Blue Raticate scum with my Glorious Pinsir.
>Soon as I arrive home not 5 mins later it has been taken over by Yellow with a monstrous Dodrio.
Wrenjamin pls. Take your dodo somewhere else.
>>27015493
I am hoping before the end of the year we get Gen 2.
>>27014974
I was wandering through my towns caravan park after a Krabby, saw a guy in a hoodie stumbling around, so I hid around the corner until he passed.
Can you faggots keep your shit in one thread? There is no excuse for having 38 threads about a fucking mobile game.
>>27014954
It keeps saying my name is unavailable, but I doubt anyone has taken the name "YuriMilk" or "SpicyButtMeat." I also heard that names like "flkjdjlsfjkldf" are also unavailable. Is there a server issue that won't let us pick names or what?
>>27015646
>Driving home
>Glance at phone
>Pinsir
>Pull over
>He's gone
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27015684
Smart move anon you could have been the first to die.
>>27015686
Fuck off, William.
how can I ore vent my phone from going in standby
>Go to gym battle
>Battle stops as soon as it starts
>Battle never ends
Anyone having these problems?
>>27015662
>b-b-but it's just a beta!
I installed this yesterday and have literally not seen a single Pokemon, PokeSpot or Gym.
Is the game broken onBrazilor am I just fucked for living in the middle of nowhere?
>>27015663
I downloaded the apk and when I checked the store when it was released here it said already installed.
NUMBER THE FUCKING GENERALS. BE BETTER AT MAKING NEW THREADS CONTINUALLY.
>>27015219
>"Mobile Game Sparks Transnational Youth Migration To Urban Centers"
>>27015402
>>27015161
>>27015168
>>27015191
Good, good. Is it a data monger?
Have to reload my phone today, and Go is making me consider opting for the 2gigs.
what do the footsteps mean? I'm guessing its how far away the Pokemon is?
>people chasing Pokemon
How? You just tap them as they appear with seemingly no range limit
>tfw gym right near my house
shame the other gym and pokeshops are a 5m+ walk from me, its hot out
>mfw walking back and forth between the shops looking like a retard
>>27015735
used it for like 30 minutes, like 11mb
>>27015719
they turned off the south american servers i think
What do you guys do with dupe mons? Release them for candy or will doubles have a use later on?
>tfw in comfy visible distance of my turf
no ones takin that shit from me
>>27015751
glue factory
>>27015735
I've been playing all day and it's only used 30mb so 2gigs is probably enough
>>27015719
south america is currently keked
>>27015751
ive been releasing any copy that is weaker of any pokemon, wondering if i should release ones i dont plan on using or not
>>27015739
Correct
>>27015042
Gotta grind those ghost types somehow.
>>27015711
>ore vent
ffs this phone, I meant prevent
>>27015750
>>27015764
Well shit. Thanks anyway guys. Is there and ETA for the official release?
Has anyone gotten anything other than Pokeballs and Eggs from PokeSpots?
>>27015739
Three is cold, no steps is hot, almost guaranteed encounter.
>>27015786
I've gotten potions and one time an incense too.
>>27014954
How can you evolve your starter?
It's raining as fuck right now, I can't go catch Pokémons. Stupid weather.
>>27015786
Revives, an incense, and an incubator
>>27015739
What does selecting a pokemon do, like in this picture?
>>27015315
>Ask again later
>>27015713
This is what it's about.
Battle goes one indefinitely no matter what, being at 0 HP does nothing, timer running out does jack shit, so does running away. If I were in Straya I'd file a bug report right away.
>>27015786
Yeah, you get better shit as you level up.
Haven't gotten any shop items, though. Apart from Pokeballs of course.
Who else qt grill here? More character customization when?I want Hilda's shorts.
>>27015796
You can catch more of them
Lots of stops & gyms where I work
>>27015786
Only been to one, once and I got 2xPokeballs and 1xPotion, I feel like I got the short end of the stick on that not getting any eggs.
>>27015789
Is this a troll post? There is no way more means less
>>27015806
Forgot pic
I have a church just up the road, where I caught a Gastly this morning. Would it be weird of me to just go camp out there?
>>27015803
It puts they're amount of footsteps in the bottom right so you can track them better
>>27014954
So my game keeps "resetting" itself despite me having an account. I lost my first starter and then had to remake a character. Now I just logged in and all of my pokemon and items are gone.
What the fuck do I do?
>>27015786
Ive gotten revives and potions. Saw it posted somewhere you could get incense
>only 13 poke balls
no stops in sight
>>27015801
You know what to do.
>>27015803
Just show it when you close this screen, for example if the guy wanted to catch that Bellsprout it will track it in the bottom right corner.
>>27015122
Nice choice, Rockruff can totally rape a bug/poison type.
>>27015821
Has anyone worked out how far a foot is?
>>27015817
Think of it this way - it shows how many steps you relatively have to take to reach it.
>>27015833
Fucking this
>>27015811
>poo in loo
>qt
yeh rite
>>27015817
>More footsteps means more distance
Think of it as: it'll take you three times as many footsteps to reach a Pokemon with 3 footprints compared to one with 1.
>>27015842
About 30cm.
>>27015751
>>27015769
If you get garbage commons, just trash them for the extra candy. They'll be far more useful to you that way.
Consider saving the stronger ones however, as an army of powered up commons will be important as little foot soldiers that can hang onto gyms for you while also keeping the plebs away.
>>27015831
>tfw have 198 pokeballs
>>27015779
Not that I'm aware of.
>mfw I went to Copacabana last night and it was packed with spots and mons
>now nothing
>I want Niantic's blood, they could have just left it on while they opened servers/released versions and a nice "please don't mind the bugs, pirates" note
A few questions.
How do I set up a team?
How do I "train" Pokemon?
>>27014954
explain to me how this works
do they set specif pokemon on a specific part of the map and then app tracks with you with gps and gives you an encounter accordingly
>>27015831
Just be a good little goy
It's only 5 dollars
>>27015863
You cheeky cunt
>mfw i want to play so bad
>mfw not out in canada
>mfw my phone is probably not good enough to run it
kill me
>>27015874
You don't.
You catch more of the same kind, click "transfer" on the weaker ones and use the stardust/candy to train and evolve the stronger ones.
>>27015874
You get a prompt to pick your team before fighting a gym.
Power Up. Costs stardust and candy.
>wake up
>this huge fucking bug is stepping right in my room
I don't want to live in the Pokemon world
>>27015874
>How do I set up a team?
>How do I "train" Pokemon?
You don't
>tfw intel cpu
Is there a way to force this to run on incompatible hardware?
>>27015901
>wake up at night, see this, wat do
>>27015901
>doesn't wanna get a surprise morning clawjob from Parasect
What a gay.
>>27015905
lel get to lvl 5 then give out advice, bre
Post funny gyms.
I start
>>27015848
That's fucking dumb, but okay
>>27015122
anon your dog is adorable
>>27015927
lv17 senpai step up your game
I've seen pictures of two emblems featuring Moltres and Articuno online, apparently its something to do with Pokemon GO?
Sorry if this has been answered already, how long does it take the Pokestops to restock? Could I just go camp at the nearest couple and walk backwards and forwards between them for an hour?
so what are the strongest pokemon to spend stardust on?
I assume some of them have top stats?
>>27015878
Pokemon randomly spawn on the map as invisible waypoints. If you're standing within ~40 feet of the waypoint, they become visible and ready to catch.
>>27015866
>tfw so many pokestops inventory is full all the time
who /britbong/ here
>levelling up before the game is official released so you can comfortably own the gyms
If I control a gym and somebody tries to take it, do they see me and my pokemon's names?
Is the apk safe to use? No bans yet? Also do you keep your account when it's released?
>>27015946
5 minutes
>>27015955
Went out this morning, own 7 gyms in the local area now. Some cheeky tosser had taken the first one when I came back past it this afternoon, so I took it again and left my 280 CP Hypno in it.
>>27015946
Not that long. I could visit one multiple times during lecture. Felt like something around ~15 minutes.
>>27015946
Really quickly, like 5-10 mins
i wanna play it so bad
when will they release the game in south america? i hope it doesn't take too long...
I have a van i could use to pick up people in the NYC area. We could drive around catching pokemon together and taking over gyms all over the 5 boroughs.
Anyone interested? >>27015844
>live in San Diego
>literally only one church pokestop
suffering
>>27015932
Haha lol
I'm pleasantly surprised that portals I've submitted in Ingress over 3 years ago are now gyms.
One is right in front of my house, good luck taking that over, normies.
>>27015200
Dude, I live in Florida.
It's already 90+ this morning.
Went to the beach. Found a gym, slowpoke, dratini, goldeen, psyduck, magikarp, polywag, ghastly, and squirtle
>>27015975
S T R A N G E R D A N G E R
>>27015987
Think portal submission will carry over?
r8 me and mire all my gyms
>>27015946
You don't even have to walk, just open/close the game every five minutes to collect. Did this last night at a bar that was a pokestop.
>>27015946
Maybe like 10 minutes? You can just sit right at their location and keep popping them as they come off cooldown. Have one near my desk and I just keep collecting the free shit all day without having to go anywhere.
>>27015947
Fully evolved pokemon with good moves and size, and whatever you have candies to spare for
>>27015957
Yes
Any anons near Auschwitz or any other Nazi """"death"""" camps to check if they are pokestops
App is crashing seconds after startup now. Worked perfectly last night.
Anybody else ran into that? My phone isn't jailbroken.
>>27015975
Holy shit.
>>27016016
how do i git gud
i was outside for 20 minutes, not in range of any shop from my home where i can spin the wheel all day
>>27015973
dl apk u moron
