Post them!
>>27013785
Eurofag with a shitty IPhone 4S with old iOS, I'm doomed.
Have fun based anons.
I guess it wasabout to pay an egg
>>27014380
Now thats what I call a Shitmon
Literally the closest thing I've ever had as company in bed
>>27014481
Well that's depressing
>>27014380
Scrub your toilet, faggot.
FUCK YOU RATATA
>>27014835
Kek
Well do I catch it or what?
Dumb motherfucker nearly got run over.
Duane Allman's grave
Math class
>>27014049
>tfw I have that exact phone
Was gonna try see if I could get it. Thanks for the unintentional warning.
>>27014835
RUDE
>>27015871
DEJA VU
>>27014049
>>27015984
It works fine with my 4S.
>>27014835
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKFcvDhGi2A
my first thought
>>27016358
I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE
Weirdest/Most Disrespectful Poke-Spots near you? I have so many markers by a church and graveyard, some of them of pretty private spots or soldier memorials. Though the gym in the middle of the graveyard is a cute touch.
>>27016478
Won't lie I have been having fun walking around catching pokemon.
Birds in the garden certainly getting bigger this time of year.
>people's phones can't run this
How? My samsung galaxy s4 mini can run this perfectly fine.
>>27016880
Galaxy s3
This needs AR group photos
>>27017063
I want a meowth. It's the only Team Rocket mon I haven't encountered yet.
So...
How do I battle?
>>27017090
Play a real game.
>>27017380
wait
So people run arround capturing pokemon and they can't even use them in a battle?
>>27017090
You can only battle against computer controlled gyms at the moment. No way to battle against a real person.
>>27017411
You can battle against gyms.
here's a good one from just a couple seconds ago
>>27017086
I hope they implement trading
>>27017445
FUCK THIS SHIT.
>>27017360
Quite the username there, kiddo.
>>27017469
In the trailer, they basically said you can trade and battle with other people. Don't know why they would release the game before adding these features.
>>27014835
What the fuck...
BAD DOG!
>>27017501
from a technical perspective it makes sense why they'd release the core game first
and from a gameplay perspective it makes sense to roll out new features over time because you a) don't confuse casuals and b) can keep your app relevant longer
hey dis ok for first day?
Maybe it's just me but I find all these screenshots hilarious.
>some pokemon in the toilet
>some guy running into an off-limits building or place because of a pokemon
>guy going 80mph sees a pokemon and keeps driving, probably crashes seconds later
>kids roaming detroit at night looking for pokemon, running into drug dealers and thugs
>>27017765
Well, what are you waiting for? Im sure one of your pokemon knows surf.
>>27017765
Better get Hm03
>>27017636
I caught a snorlax in the middle of the freeway on my commute home last night.
>GPS System on Phone is fucked up
>Character just keeps spinning around anytime I walk
>Tfw I won't be able to enjoy this game until I either update my phone or go pay shit tons of money to have it fixed
Feels bad man.
>>27017765
That's pretty rad.
All I have in my town is a bunch of fucking church pokestops.
So has anyone gone to Auschwitz to check out what's there?
>>27017855
what's with those 3 girls
>nearest gym is in a kindergarten
I'm walking around it with my phone out
This isn't good
>>27017874
>inb4 burn heals and antidotes
>mfw
>>27015368
>risking a car crash over a Zubat
Don't do it
Get the fuck out of my bakery golbat
I'm actually fine it's only gen 1 Pokemon , I haven't kept up since gen 3 or 4 desu
>absolutely nothing as far as I can see
Am I doing something wrong?
>>27017876
> be in LA
> go into the ghetto
> jinx as far as the eye can see
So I downloaded this upon seeing this thread, caught a bulbasaur in my office, went for a walk, and ended up having to walk into private property to catch me a drowzee.
This game is gonna cause trouble
Found him while on a walk
I went into the bronx last night to find some pokemon and these two buff guys approached me after they saw me looking around for a while and said "gimme dat shit whitey"
>>27016478
Not sure what people were thinking.
>>27017951
No, anon you just to need to keep on truckin'.
>>27017570
pinsir is a great pick up, poliwag and staryu are fine but will be quite the sheckle to train
rest is run of the mill, maybe you can turn exeggcute into something solid
>>27016478
>collect ghost types
>become gym leader of said area
It's destiny bro
Whats the deal with CP?
>>27017644
He knows
any reports for articuno, zapdos, moltres and mewtwo?
How many days until we hear news of some kid being mugged or more because he went into some bad neighbourhood to chase a pokemon?
>>27017875
Oh shit, my messenger was open
>>27018076
It's their power level
Where do you find ghost types? Do you have to go to graveyards?
>>27017765
Do it
So what's that thing with the 30 dollar accessory again?
Is it out yet? What's it do, does it make the game much better?
>>27018149
That white haired girl is hot
>>27018095
Doubt it. I say legenderies won't spawn in specific places, be only available certain days. I doubt any legenderies were released at launch
time to go buy a smartphone, collect a team of ghost and psychic pokemanz and pray the abandoned asylum is a gym
This game has quite a geocaching element to it
I like it
>>27017855
>all that gothic lolita
>>27018163
It's not out but you can preorder it.
Pretty much it uses Bluetooth to alert you when a Pokemon is near by beeping/blinking so don't have to stare at ur phone
>>27018215
Seems useless and I'd rather not everyone see I'm a manchild at distance
I would if the servers were back up.
>>27018149
Are you a girl from /cgl/?
P-pls be my gf
This happened
>>27018252
Getting the Parse error, can anyone help?
Is anyone's server down too or what?
>>27018132
http://www.cartelpress.com/teen-playing-pokemon-go-stabbed-mugged-iphone/
What's going to happen when some kid looks for pokemon in a dark alley and gets kidnapped?
Screw they Hillary/globalist shit
Nintendo is going to be the one to bring down the US
> all those kids getting fired for wandering off from work
> kids wandering into ghettos and dangerous places and getting mugged or killed
>>27018252
Oh god my sides
>>27018326
>listening to parody sites
>>27018326
Go be stupid somewhere else.
A majority of the people playing on my campus are team red, but there are a few that were team blue that took over one of our gyms at the park in town. The reds that were at the park couldn't get it back, so another friend and I went to take it back. Turns out someone in the building by the "gym" saw us all gathered there and assumed something shady was going on, and I guess called the cops. They all showed up and laughed at us for why we were all there.
This has been a great start to Pokemon Go.
>>27018252
I'm still waiting for someone to find a Grimer or a Muk in their toilet.
My Favorite screenshot
>>27018299
need to be at least 4.4 or higher, sorry.
Just fuck my life up famalam
>>27018399
Stay safe in Diglette cave, anon.
Can't login. See this on the website:
>>27016478
> mfw the servers die just as I use an incense
>>27013785
How can I play? I'm norwegian and it says it's not avilable in my country
Anyone here in Germany?
I live in a rather small town and am afraid there won't be any stops or gyms here at all
how the FUCK are you guys even playing? I've been trying to get in for the past hour and even when i do get in, as soon as i try to catch something the game just crashes on me
>>27018463
Does that Staryu have a boner?
Also has anyone caught a Chansey yet?
>>27018479
Mabey it's your phone ?
I'm on iPhone 6s and it's works fine ,
Which team is the /vp/ team?
>>27018513
Blue/Red
What if Nintendo put the rarest Pokemon over their headquarters ?
> tfw you have to go to Japan to get it
>>27016478
Pokemon go wants to kill me.
>>27018513
Blue because of Tentaquil but I chose red because I like Moltres.
anyone try to get Shaymin today using Mystery Gift? It's been "searching for a gift. Please wait...." for 20 minutes.
>>27018479
as far as I know, every region not allowed by niantic has been locked out
had a really close encounter with a magikarp earlier
>>27018571
Source?
>>27018577
did it succ?
>>27018571
I've seen some EU guys in a /v/ thread just a couple hours ago
>>27018513
Leddit is team yellow
>>27018548
> a mosque
> it's a voltorb
>>27018621
What is the difference between the teams? I heard blue gets more churches
>>27014835
Well hello, /k/
Anyways, I didn't think I'd find one in my car.
>>27018718
Doubt it, but you'd think team breeding would be in with the church.
>>27018718
Blue is power through evolution
Yellow is power through breeding
Red is power through Training
>>27018761
Does that have any actual effect on how the game plays?
>>27014835
Not cool. Rat Lives Matter.
>>27017636
>Detroit
Nigga, shitcago already has at least ONE casualty reported by the news
http://www.cartelpress.com/teen-playing-pokemon-go-stabbed-mugged-iphone/
>>27018781
No. There is no difference gameplay wise. It's just who you want to be hanging out with
>Yellow: Reddit nerds
>Blue: Fedora nerds
>Red: TRVE MEN
>Normies: The Game
there's a switch thingy that says "AR"
what does that mean
>>27017765
Good fucking luck lol
>tfw my neighborhood swarmed by zubats
i shit you not, there is always a few on every few steps
>>27018841
>muh normies boogyman
Fuck off
>>27014835
>Get in the pokeball, nice and slow-like...
>>27018874
Camera mode
>>27018822
What were the descriptions of the teams again?
I know red was "valor"
Think yellow was instinct
>>27018910
thank you
>>27018794
when will people stop linking this parody news site like it's real
>>27018922
Red is valor, yellow is instinct, and blue is mystic. Obviously red is the only choice for non-homosexuals.
>>27018922
red = valor
yellow = instinct
blue = mystic
>>27015856
fucking kek
>>27018939
Instinct -> valor -> mystic
My favorite one so far, taken at the lake near my home.
>>27018795
Why?
>>27017445
THEYRE PREPARING A NEW REGION LAUNCH
PLEASE BE CANADA FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
>>27019000
pokemon is normie as fuck, idiot
>>27019046
How can they possibly prep a new launch and expect it to work if their current launch won't fucking work?
Found a Pidgey when I was having my morning sesh
Just outside my house
OH SHIT
>>27019190
>thinking anyone but the most turbo of autists care about the competitive Pokémon scene
Sorry anon, but Pokémon is going to become even more simplistic as time goes on
>>27017951
where are you from?
Found this on /v/
what do the different numbers of steps next to a pokemon mean?
>>27019165
The reason the servers are down would be because they're doing some work for the launches of other regions
>>27017951
I'm from Brazil and since midnight there is nothing on my map either =/
>>27019331
South America servers are down and will probably stay down until the official release.
My town fucking sucks, I haven't found a single electebuzz or water types for that matter. At least it means people can't stomp out my gyms, though
>>27019331
South America gets a 2017 release date amigo
at work
>>27019378
>>27019402
So Sad
Is there anyway to get around the Parse error? Or is my phone too old?
>>27019406
You work at the beach?
Gnarly.
I want to try this out
But I don't have a normie machine
>>27019440
Phone too old. If Android, try using a custom rom.
>>27019406
are you an inkvader?
>>27019173
Just outside mine.
That's a big goddamn bird.
>>27016478
>>27018014
Graves and Churches are fair game by Ingress standards, people have to remember that all this spots and gyms are portals in Ingress
>>27019473
yeah its pretty rad coworkers thought i was a fag this morning going up and down the beach but fuck em
>>27020278
Forgot the pic
That's the fucking county courthouse.
Fuck THAT
>>27020568
why can I not see pokemon when I use AR mode?
>>27020660
Either your GPS/Camera is fucked and can't properly detect angles and placements or GO is blocked in your country for now.
>>27020681
Just found out the issue was that my phone has no gyroscope
F
>>27020533
AND THIS IS THE FUCKING POLICE STATION
What the FUCK
>>27020943
2cozy
>>27020533
>>27020943
See >>27020278 >>27020457
I thought this was cool
>>27020943
who is that creepy woman in the corner
>>27021209
>>27021005
You needn't worry about her.
Cant servers down FML
How exactly does the nearby pokemon system work? Like what do the steps next to each one represent and what is the benefit of selecting a specific pokemon from the ones nearby? I've caught a few so far and I would upload a pic but servers are down (naturally), best so far is a ponyta with 98 cp.
>>27021691
The steps represent distance, we're pretty sure (1 footprint = close, 3 footprints = further), but without any sort of direction, that's only so useful.
>>27014049
Same here, going to download iOS 8 soon and disable all the fancy movements on the screen. Should work.
>>27021723
1 footprint = 50 meters from what I read
>>27017522
No, no Demo references here.
>>27017462
>PBR
>>27021894
I think that Shellder was trying to save/stop him
Sure
Only one ive got so far
>>27022096
/thread
>>27022144
Look at the bright side anon, you're Jesus now
>>27019173
It's Hey You Pikachu all over again
>>27021046
Hey mine too
>>27022144
You have ascended.
>>27015768
I thought this wasn't out in UK yet?
cute little buge
Can someone explain me why my incenses are not working?
I klick the item but the buff doesnt work. The item is used but i dont get that little icon on my screen that it is activated.
Server error?
>>27022556
looooool
>>27022556
God damn fucking images take 10 seconds to load. It's 2001 again.
>>27022538
Who cares look at all those pokestops! Theres literally none around me whatsoever.
So they ban for using the apk out of region, yeah?
Sigh
Hope it starts here soon I want to have fun too
Reasons not to just spoof GPS on an android emulator instead of going outside and getting slabbed?
>>27022909
Because then there would be no point to playing the game because it would take out the whole usp.
>>27022882
They don't, it's just a meme. But you probably won't be able to play anyway, at least here in South America there are no pokemon or gyms anywhere.
>>27016478
The Lincoln Memorial is a Gym
Didn't get a picture though
>live in Scottish countryside
>tfw
Is this normal?
>tfw local gym nearby
>its a grade school
Should I risk it? Will the police even believe me?
>>27023011
it's what you deserve for voting to stay in the EU
>>27023011
will you get banned for playing early out of region?
>>27023088
The police have already dealt with fat sweaty nerds playing phone games at children's schools.
Ingress was a thing.
>>27023091
>>27023139
I hope not, I'm only currently living here, as I actually voted out.
>>27023088
It's summer, no kids there most likely
And if there are, just go at night
>>27023225
>Aussie shitposting has gotten so bad that they feel the need to meme up other countries votes now
>>27017950
Hello fellow baker friend
My bakery had a bunch o nothing all day. It was a long 8 hours in the office.
>>27023011
>>27023225
Brexit twats, follow nigel's example and vacate
>>27023225
>European Union
>>27023225
good, you're one of the good scots then
fuck the remain voters, fucking undemocratic wankers
>>27022556
Imagine if that was a Ghastly.
>>27015871
>>27015368
Zubats just chillin in cars
That's a new one
>>27015894
His stomach must have been growlin'
>>27017603
It wants to sing you to sleep
That's a Wal-Mart parking lot.
And no, nothing in there is separated like it shows.
>>27014835
Yeah fuck you!
>>27018552
Did you choose to receive the gift from the internet or another option? I happened to get mine a day or two after the announcement.
>>27018795
Pidgey judges your life choices.
>>27019206
>Not a Chansey
What is this bullshit
Found this guy when I stopped for some grub out on my adventure to a few pokestops.
Right next to my sandwich cmon
>>27019293
How far away the pokemon is from you. They're pokesteps. No one has been able to figure out how far each step means. I've noticed that if you wait around, sometimes the pokemon will come closer to you.
>>27024449
Give him a chip, you selfish bastard.
>>27024449
I hope you shared your food anon
I came within a few feet of a restricted area that included a gym and a pokestop before I hit the old gate with the no trespassing sign. Was very bummed out considering I adventured through the rain to get there. I should have just trespassed through the old corn field. I might have been able to get closer.