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>be playing porkymon go
>notice rare pokemon on screen
>holyfuck.jpg
>its an shiny mew
>is in bad part of town where frequent muggings occur
>decide to venture out to catch it
>arrive at dark ally
>the shiny Mew is within my grasp
>I hear a voice behind me, a black voice
>it demands my belongings
>I try to flick a pokeball at the pokemon
>I repeatedly miss, and I hear the black gentleman behind me grow impatient
>I spaz out, trying desperately to catch the pokeman
>no luck
>I am pushed to the ground, my phone still in hand
>I see a prompt on screen
>"The GPS signal has been lost. Disconnecting from server "
>no
>not now
>the black gentleman, who is standing over me, is threatening to "pop a cap in my white ass" if I didn't give up my possessions willingly
>a single tear rolls down my cheek as I realised he was going to take my phone
>all the Pokemon's I had caught would be gone
>no
>I wouldn't allow it
>I lifted myself up and prepared to unleash my signature move
>supersonic
>I screeched in his face and ran off whilst he was confused
>never again
My sides
>>27011671
i remember when 'bait' was about trolls.
I hope you didn't spend a lot of time writing this up. It isn't funny or amusing.
>>27012202
now THIS is bait. not a very good one, but definitly was made by a troll, unlike op.
teach them what bait is, sensei.
