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It's live you guys
It's also an unplayable heap of shit and crashes every 5 seconds.
>>27005046
>>27005046
For some reason, it says the item isn't available in my country, even though I'm in East Coast US. I see it in the Play Store though. My friends here have seen it and successfully just downloaded it.
I just got back from Canada today, but I don't think that should matter since I turned on Location while here to re-update my location.
>>27005046
Yes the Unistall button is live, finally!
>>27005072
nice phone
>>27005046
Something something about people using the APK getting banned.. any verified bans yet?
>>27005108
Search the game on Google
>>27005046
dont dawnlood it bruh u get banned
>>27005134
I still have the apk downloaded. In the the play store it says I have it installed already.
Is anyone else having trouble trying to log in to their trainer club account or are people just using google?
>>27005135
Wow that's really weird, it worked. Thanks a ton, anon.
>>27005139
Wat
>>27005133
Nah my phone is fine. This game is just a mess right now.
>have GO running
>go to charge phone cause battery is draining like a mothefucker
>mfw realize phone is already charging
>>27005134
>>27005139
>>27005161
Meanwhile, at Niantic headquarters...
"Hey guys, why don't we ban everyone who installed it who's not Australian!"
"Why"
"..."
you people are so fucking gullible it's not even funny
>>27005159
Can't sign in with google either.
Any fix to the "failed to detect location" for iOS yet?
>>27005186
Yeah how to go outside longer than a minute
I'm not even seeing Pokemon in my camera.
It says that it's not compatible with my device, even though I'm playing it with the apk.
What gives?
>9:40 PM
Sheeeit, guess I'm going outside
>Not in South America
Meh
This game is fucking garbage
According to Niantic, Canada isn't important or part of NA.
>>27005159
forgot my trainer club login and tried contacting them only to keep getting the 503 error that their support stuff is down so it's not just you
Basically, there's nothing around here but normal types and bug types. Where is the cool shit?
I hope I don't have to leave town and like climb down into a cave or something
>>27005175
Nah it's your phone
>>27005256
If you pirate the game, they win.
Who
Where
>>27005175
Mine isn't crashing. Get a better phone.
>>27005288
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.nianticlabs.pokemongo
Hahabahahhahahahahahahah
>>27005175
mine has been working fine all day. occassional server issues upon trying to open the app, but other than it's good.
>>27005098
What a fucking waste of sexts
>>27005314
>lagdroid users bitching and moaning
My game has been running flawlessly on my iphone
>>27005309
I already have the APK anyway but damn.
>>27005046
Anyone in Canada able to download Go yet?
SHORTS ARE COMFY
AND EASY TO WEAR
Caught a bulbasaur. Are they rate or given to every shmuck who starts the game?
>>27005331
Nope
>>27005224
this
>>27005348
You choose a starter at the beginning. If it wasn't your starter then that's a great find anon.
>>27005046
>my house is a gym
fuck yes
>>27005302
Sorry, mommy and daddy don't buy me things anymore. And even if they did, this "game" would still be unplayable trash.
>>27005362
>"Its released in NA!!"
>No Canada
Every fucking time.
>>27005403
We don't matter.
i threw a pokeball at a bulbasaur and the game fucking crashed. great.
>>27005327
Did your iPhone come with that cock in your mouth, or is that just for fun?
Log In with Google or PTC?
>no fucking canada release
i dont know what i expected, maybe for a perfectly fine simultaneous release, but i guess not
fuckin guess i'll see you chucklefucks in a week when it gets here
Fuck Niantic and their poor excuse for a "game".
>>27005410
Any hour now it'll show up in the play store Canada bros
>>27005446
I used ptc so i can change setting and interact with the game on the website. It really doesn't matter matter though.
>>27005435
Ask your mum, she knows.
Anyone know if it's compatible with iOS 8? I'm jailbroken and not really interested in updating at all.
>>27005458
>There are faggots who actually expected a full featured pokemon game
What a laff
>>27005479
My mum has a cock?
>>27005479
list_of_burn_centers_in_the_us.jpg
>>27005389
You better have the best pokemon around the block then
All I get niggas. California isn't ready.
>>27005331
Nope and dont care. I also hate how people who hasnt uttered the word "pokemon" in the past 5 years are the first to get it and proclaim it as the best thing since sliced bread.
>Be burger, installed api
>Go to Play Store to see what would happen
>Says installed in the app list
>Open details, not available in your country
What happens when we need to update?
>>27005632
Witness, autism
>>27005331
Canadian, reporting. No sign of Pokemon GO, sir.
>>27005258
Yeah I'm having the same problem
What do?
>>27005734
Google account
It'll come to Canada soon, right guys?
I found a bulbasaur in my bathroom
![male_chansey_gijinka_by_chanz_diri-d8k94zu[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/XBfoX6h.png "male_chansey_gijinka_by_chanz_diri-d8k94zu[1].png")
>>27005917
Might wanna get that checked out
I think I fucked up
>>27005734
All it says is privacy policy
>Catch a Charmander
>Game crashes
>Can't log back on
>>27005980
Same happened to me
>>27005175
>>27005402
Fucking poorfags, I swear to God.
all 800+ pokemon when?
Does anyone know what versions it's available for?
I've got an s3 with 4.4.2 and it sayssn't compatible with it.
Does anyone else keep getting an error when inputting a nickname? It keeps saying an error occurred and to put in a different one.
>have 2 emails (1 is for school stuff)
>sign in with personal email that has all of my paypal and card information
>try to buy coins
>only gives me options to add new payment methods for my school email account
well, at least this shitty game stopped me from putting any money into it.
>>27006207
Oh, looks like the server is just down. Great game guys.
>>27006247
I wonder if there are just too many people ready to play or if Ninatic somehow didn't anticipate the size of the Pokémon crowd.
>>27006282
Imagine finding out +20yos wanting to play...
>>27006095
you dont choose to be a poorfag
>>27006436
You do, actually. Why don't you stop playing Pokémon and go get some money?
>Theres 3 rustling grass patches right outside my usable zone down the street
>Cant go to them because its almost midnight
JUST
>>27006452
>implying i dont
its the other way around, having a shitty job keeps me from getting a new phone and play pokemon you idiot
Why does the male trainer look so bad?
I figured for once I wouldn't have to play the chick but no.
>>27006364
the game is marketed to the older generation. Children arent allowed to walk around town and do the stuff thats advertised as gameplay.
Why isn't this out in Canada?
Seriously? What the fuck? I'm on 4.4 too
Can you keep the app minimized and still find Pokemon or do you have to keep the app open?
>>27006487
>root
>install TWRP
>flash ROM
It's not hard, dipshit.
I just jogged 4 miles and caught and Eevee and Horsea.
What are the pulsing white circles when walking?
>>27005046
I keep getting 503 errors trying to make an account on the pokemon website because everyone else is doing it too.
Do i have to buy eggs? wtf
>>27006466
All the art looks awful. Did they just not contact Sugimori at all?
>>27006453
That's not how it works anyway, the Pokemon are not at the grass.
>>27006510
You find them at Pokestops, I found 2. One of them I have to walk 10 miles to hatch....
>>27006510
i got a ton around pokespots. so much that im not able to take anymore.
There's nothing in my fucking neighborhood except pregnant Chinese women trying to give birth to American citizens.
Why doesnt AR work?
And it keeps on saying that the GPS signal cant be found
What are these white spots?
>>27006545
I'm gonna come to your house and rape you little boy.
>>27006496
Why would I do that you fucking idiot?
>catch Horsea
>it's not Dragon Pulse
>mfw
are there shinies in this game?
>>27006563
Upgrade your firmware dumbfuck Jesus fucking Christ kill yourself.
>>27006578
I sincerely fucking doubt it.
>catch pidgeot
>its weaker than pidgey
BRAVO GAME FREAK
What's the deal with the footprints? The more the better?
Also, the only way to get stardust is catching Pokemon?
>>27006603
The fewer the footprints, the closer the proximity.
Totally useless feature without an indication to which direction you should be heading.
>>27006505
I think it is just a loading screen
>>27006624
See
>>27006559
Those.
Can someone tell me what pokemon this is?
I've never seen this silhouette before.
>>27006637
Goldeen
>Phone crash as soon as I turn on 3G
Well it was fun.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uOH99aa.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
Who /TheBossofTheirGym/?
Just claimed 2 gym spots around my town. Lets see these punks try to take on my stacked as fuck Vaporeon. 340cp/75hp Btw
>>27006624
That seems to be where the Pokemon spawn. At least for me
how the fuck do i catch pokemon? i've lobbed like 500 pokeballs at this fucking bulbasaur and he keeps breaking free.
i assume i want to throw the ball into the green circle, right? do i have a higher chance if the green circle is small?
>>27006648
Oh, now I see it.
>>27006637
its a goldeen you nigger.
wait so are you telling me that i am going to have to leave my room and go out with my phone looking like an autist to catch fictional monsters?
>>27006584
nevermind, just had to restart my device
fucking retard
>>27006663
Yes
>>27006663
Yes, now go have fun like a normie.
What moves better for a Pidgey? Twister, Aerial Ace, or Air Cutter? Twister's weaker but if I'm reading the stats right, it can be used with less charging up. Plus muh dragon
>>27006621
Thanks that helps alot, I thought the more the better.
Does selecting a Pokemon from the closest ones do anything?
>>27006637
Tosakinto(Goldeen).
you also gain stardust from evolving, hatching eggs, and the daily bonus for controlling gyms
>>27006685
I suspect it does like a lock on or something. Again, difficult to tell when random encounters are only in your direct proximity.
My grandma's retirement home is an unclaimed gym. MFW I wanna be first, but that would mean a chance of running into my grandma whom I don't wanna talk to.
>>27006695
meant for this
>>27006603
>>27006466
Yeah I agree. Tried to make a dude and gave up. Went with the girl since she's halfway passable.
![Fredlol+rolls+11+my+metapod+used+harden+_bd70e2ee1e50e57533ecc2f2e5c34497[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/p030cD4.png "Fredlol+rolls+11+my+metapod+used+harden+_bd70e2ee1e50e57533ecc2f2e5c34497[1].png")
>caught a metapod
>while sitting on the chair I fap on
THE IRONY COULDN'T BE MORE REAL
What do the pokespots do?
Theres 5 of them and a gym all bunched up together at my local park down the street so Im going to check that out in the morning
>>27006658
Smaller circle is better, yes.
Anyone playing this with a poorfag 512mb ram phone? How does it run?
>>27006720
>Visit grandmother
>Get brownie points for when she eventually croaks.
>Claim gym
>Point of interest as well.
I think it's worth an accidental run-in.
>>27006584
Kek rage harder, faggot
>>27006658
You get a nice if you line it up with the bigger circle. I'm pretty sure that effects catch rate.
>>27006757
1GB ram here. It's literally shit, but I don't know how much of it is the servers going down.
Anyone else having trouble getting gps even outside? Also, I'm assuming it's better to use candies to evolve?
>Weepinbell shows up on the tray that displays nearby Pokemon
>Get ready to go hunting
>It vanishes by the time I'm ready
This is some bullshit
>people excited for some shit freemium pokemon game without a proper battle system
Top cuck
>>27006663
>implying he's got something better to do
>>27006765
>is a poorfag
>rage harder faggot
>>27005046
so i guess there is battling, but only at gyms
>live in large suburban town along a string of apartment complexes
>literally no pokestops nearby
>only a nearby restaurant that serves a gym
BRAVO NINTENDO
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>>27005046
>>27005046
>goes live at 11pm
What did they mean by this
>>27006760
So I toss the incense and Pokemon come to my bed or I need to go to the location I threw it in?
>>27005945
Turn off mock location
I managed to glitch the game by swiftly swinging on a swingset. The game couldn't understand what was happening and I got rapidly teleported around the block. I've caught 3 pokemon using this technique.
>GPS was not found
Help pls
>>27006822
>the jokes on him because he looks like a complete aspie
>>27005046
Are there any mechanics if you meet another trainer?
Is everyones starter XL for height and weight or did I get lucky
Alright. Let's settle this.
Trainer Club or Google Account?
No, Trainer Club doesn't give you codes for Pokemon GO.
>>27006847
>Our servers are experiencing issues. Please come back later
So what do you do after you catch a Pokemon? Can you level them up or what?
>>27006848
>registering with the google botnet
ptc, hands down
>can't catch pokemon the traditional way like in all the games
>can't battle your friends and trade pokemon
Wasted potential. They took an amazing idea and what could have been pokemon AR and turned it into some boring, uninspired bare bones mobile game where you throw a pokeball at a pokemon until you catch it. Why? Why remove the fun?
How do moves work in this game? Do you get new ones through evolution and powering up? My Squirtle's moves are Tackle and Water Pulse, which has 30 damage and 4 turns of charge if I'm reading that right, which seems awful.
>>27006848
the Trainer Club sign up site has been down for hours
>>27006861
you level them up by using candies. catch more to get more candies.
>>27006847
Mine are, so I think it's for everyone.
>>27006816
Idk. I have the game now I don't have any more problems
>>27006621
Wow somehow they made it even more useless. In the beta, they at least gave you the distance in meters, so you had an idea how far to go. (but still no direction)
when will the first tourny be for this game? im excited to meet up with people
>>27006863
Funnily enough the game runs with Google botnet
Enjoy having Google know you're an aspie manchild that plays pokemon :^)
>>27006867
I'm pretty sure you can use Water Pulse after just one of the charge bars is filled. Otherwise it would look like this.
>>27006865
It's version 0.29 for a reason, retard.
>gym 10 feet away from my house
>sometimes my gps fucks up and my character walks over to it
>just got level 5 and am waiting for my character to walk over
I really don't want to go outside at midnight, so hopefully no one takes it overnight.
Why these fuckers don't release it worldwide?
Like, niggers, it's 2016 for fuck's sake.
Even the main games get released worldwide on the same day.
>out of pokeballs
>pokestop is too far away
So is there anything I can do in this game while I'm out of pokeballs?
>>27006820
Pls respond
>>27006861
If you catch a rattata and want to evolve it, catch more rattata's. You'll get like 3 candies per catch. Then go to that pokemon on your list, scroll all the way down and click "transfer". You lose that pokemon forever but get a candy for that specific one.
>>27006649
>iPhone crashing
I'm not surprised.
Is Xperia phones just not working with the game right now? I have a rooted 5.0 android on a Xperia C2305 but I can't even run the apk or download it through the store.
Post em
>>27006943
>Evenish
kys
Is anyone getting just a black screen after the Niantic loading screen? I did not have the APK prior to downloading it now.
>>27006916
Do they evolve naturally if you power them up?
>>27006929
M O N E Y
O
N
E
Y
My apartment is located literally on the edge of the ghetto in North Philly. The game is luring me a few blocks north into the bad area with a fucking Pinsir
Do I do it /vp/
>>27006926
Because apparently their servers can't handle just 3 countries.
>>27006913
That seems counter intuitive, but I have no idea what these bars mean anyways.
>>27006929
Level up your shitters I guess
How the fuck do I find nearby Pokemon? It shows that there's a Zubat nearby, but it doesn't say where and I've walked all around my house. I'm wearing nothing but shorts and a bicycle light right now, so I'm not leaving my house.
>>27006929
Buy more you silly goy
>>27006943
>Muy Caliente
>Picheotto
>Evenish
>>27006915
Is it a promised future feature?
>>27006943
1/4
>>27006970
Oy vey I wonder who could be behind this here post goyim
>>27006943
Eh
>>27006961
Don't. The rustling patches are not pokemon. Pokemon appear absolutely randomly.
Is save data stored in cloud?
>>27006865
Well this wasn't supposed to replace the games. It's a small mobile game to pass time.
>>27006943
2/4
>>27006809
gym battles consist of tapping the screen quickly
>>27006943
3/4
Am I really gonna wander across the street and down the block just to goto the poke store at 10:30pm?
>>27005046
>go across the street to get an Eevee
>game freezes as I throw the pokeball
>close app and reopen it
>all my pokemon and items are gone and my profile shows no level
epic
>>27006915
It says version 1.0 on the app store.
>>27006822
you've found a pokemon qpu anon
>>27006943
4/4
>implying I'll go outside just to get mugged by some niggers at midnight
Have fun with your game, kids. Wonder how many incidents will occur because of this app
>>27005046
is there anyway to change your nickname because I fucked up.
>>27007021
Try not having a garbage phone friend
>>27006865
This.
>not able to battle your own fucking friends
This is literally all this game needed in order to be passable. But now it's just a shitty catch 'em all game.
>tfw just caught a pidgeot while taking a shit
Also are you farming the candy before you power them up?
>>27007045
but anon my phone is 2 weeks old
>>27006929
FUCKING POKESTOP
>>27007057
>But now it's just a shitty catch 'em all game
>implying it wasn't ever not a shitty catch 'em all game
How does evolving Eevee work?
>>27007063
don't pick garbage brands then
>theres a fucking onix in my bed
HAPPENING
Alright guys, what is the meta?
Which do I prioritize:
>XL vs normal vs XS (and what does this mean exactly?)
>movesets
>evolution
>>27006926
>What is europe
MEXICO WHEN?
Where are all the pokemon? I went like a mile down the beach with detours to pokestops slightly more inland, and I saw like 3
>>27005046
How the fuck do you get more stardust?
>>27007088
did u fug
>>27007057
it's still version .29
>>27007095
I'm sure you'll be able to find lots of pokemon on the wall, pedro
>>27007093
the imams need time to check the game to see if it's haram or not
>>27007088
I've got an Onix of my own that lives in my pants, but he's a little shy. Mind if I crawl into bed with you too, anon-kun?
>>27005046
Found this outside my house. Randomly checked and went on a 30 min hunt
>>27007099
Catch more Pokemon and visit Pokestops.
Are Fairy types in the game?
>>27007088
>tfw no onix to beat up dumb edgelords tomorrow that picked Charmander
>>27007090
High CP, low charge time attacks
I have no idea about sizes though
>>27007123
Only gen 1 pokemanz and the ones that were turned to fairy are now back to their original typing
This is so weird. My game opens the map as usual but it's in a sort of permanent loading state (with the white pokebal icon).
All of my items and pokemon are there, I just can't see the local spots/gyms on the map, or find new pokemon.
Anyone knows what's up with this?
I named him Toasty
>this app is incompatible with your device
this is because I'm australian, right? My phone is pretty fucking new, running android 6
how are you supposed to get more candy to evolve your starters?
I've lost 3 pokemon and 5 pokeballs to connection problems. May they rest in peace.
So is it actually possible to play this without microtransactions?
>>27007167
by catching wild starters
good luck with that lol
>>27007142
So focus on CP development before evolution?
>>27007153
I saw a Jigglypuff near me today and looked for it to see if it was Fairy. I know that had 150 Pokemon but I didn't know they were doing Gen 1 types.
This game got me to ride my longboard for the first time in months. Niantic knows what they're doing.
>>27007188
yeah, you just need a bike or running shoes.
>>27007188
Easily, if you don't live in the middle of nowhere.
Nintendo, please, the original owner was a child molester. Nintendo, stop.
>>27007206
What state do you live in, I jogged past a kid with a longboard looking at his phone.
>Pokestop is literally at the stop sign near my apartment that I stop at everyday before work
>wander around outside to catch pokemon
>see other skinny white males with glasses on wandering around outside, looking at their phone
DON'T TALK TO ME
Why is the pokedex saying __/250 and not 151?
Anyone know what this is? I'm guessing Fearow, but not really sure due to the odd angle.
>>27007080
It's random what evolution you get, apparently.
>>27007206
I might learn how to ride mine now
this is neat
>>27007229
Pennsylvania. I only noticed a kid on a tricycle and a mom with a baby while I stood awkwardly under a tree on the side of the parking lot.
