>yfw Pokemon will never be real>yfw you will never be the Pokemon
>>27001839
>tfw baragoro will never use you for sex
When I was a kid I actually prayed pokemon to become real.
I wanted a bulbasaur.
are you trying to start up one of those shitty /real/ threads again?
they're banned for a reason, keep it that way
>>27001839
I'm kinda glad pokemon arent real desu.
Three headed shrieking death dragons and explosive bomb balls are quite concerning.also the amount of disgusting pokephilia cases would be astronomical
>you will never be comfy with your pokemon in a world where there's no conflict and everyone is friendly
>>27001894
>they're banned for a reason
the only reason they are banned is because someone doesn't like role play threadsand fetishists
>>27001894
Ewww, no.
What Pokemon would you want to be, anons? I'd wanna be this guy.
![blaziken_by_blaziken99[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xALQEqf.jpg "blaziken_by_blaziken99[3].jpg")
>>27001992
fire-chicken
>>27001992
Lop
>>27001992
Niggerist pokemon you can think of.
>>27002609
Gen 5 Whimiscott?
>>27002609
Scrafty?
>>27002609
Jinx
>>27001839
If multiverse theory is real then there are infinite univeses that you will end up in the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Universe. There are also infinite where you dont. If you round infinite/infinite down to 1/2 you have a 50% chance your wish will come true.
Good luck anon : )
>>27001992
>>27001901
>pokephilia
>disgusting
sex is what Pokemon are made for.
>>27001839
>>27003878
I'd cuddle you anon
>>27001839
>what is pokemon go
>>27004022
that's kinda hot
>>27004111
This
>>27001992
Honestly never thought about it. I have no idea.
I guess being Scizor would be cool. Armor + Flight. Although living as Edward Scissorhands would blow.
>>27001992
>>27001992
>humanoid
>fit
>psychic powers
>>27002609
>>27004966
inb4 niggers try to hit you up on tinder
>>27001992
Ghost is my favourite type
>>27002653
I'd have no problem with this.
>>27001839
>yfw Pokemon exist in a parallel reality>yfw they will never become humans
>>27001992
I feel like this Pokémon would suit me well
>>27005245
I-I never thought of it that way.
>Serperior will never pop its head from below your desk, worrying that you're spending too much time on the computer
>Serperior will never lend you some of its leaves to make tea
>You'll never drink such tea while programming
>You'll never lend it your sleeping bag to protect it from cold
Why do I let my autism loose? Now I feel lonely.
>>27001992
Vaporeon would be nice. The sea is so comfy; I mean, just imagine bobbing along in the endless ocean with the stars above you.
It would be great to explore underwater caves and just generally chill in the ocean. Something so comforting about having the sea stretching around you on all sides.
>cute pokémon will never jump out of the grass at you hoping you will catch them
>>27001992
Leavanny. It'd be nice to be a caring bug that makes leaf outfits for others.
Dedenne, it be nice to cuddle with cute chicks
>>27001992
>no one picked Diancie yet
It's like you fags don't even want to be able to pull diamonds out of your ass and be set for life.
>>27005507
sounds terrifying desu
>>27001992
i wish to be the little girl
>>27001992
plane that can do anything
>>27005032
It's a price I'm willing to pay.
>>27006052
okay.
so uh... been in tinder lately?
we got science right? i just need to survive till pokemon are created.
>>27005977
if you be the little girl, ll kind of dirty old man will rape you.
if you wish to be WITH a little girl, go for something cute and fluffy like mareep.
>>27001992
I... I'm still redeemable, right guys?
>>27001839
umm anon
one pokemon does actually exist
I'm being totally serious
and I'm not talking something like, "it looks just like the thing it represents"
there is an actual pokemon that exists
>>27008448
That's like saying digimon are real, or porygon
>>27001839
that's why I switched to digimon because digimon actually will be real someday
>>27008569
they technically are
prove me wrong
>>27008575
I wanna fug Rika
>>27001992
Oshawott, I guess.
>>27008690
>sakuyamon w/o armor
>>27001992
Azumarill or Smeargle
>>27008837
>sakuyamon
fuck off furry, i meant the actual girl.
my libido first awakened at the sight of naked sora and mimi getting chased around by a giant cockmon. i don't think id be into anime porn if not for that episode.
>>27008079
Are you proud of your power?
If so, yes.
My favorite is legendary, and if pokemon was real I'd be it, but it seems like an edgy 12 year old thing to do. I'd probably be Typhlosion or a Lapras if no legendary.
>>27001839
>tfw you will never be the prize of a pokemon champion
>tfw you will never live your life out at the daycare breeding tight young pokepussy
>>27010077
>tfw you will never be a little fempoke of a rare breed, destinied to breed with dittos for shinies and iv's for the rest of your life
>>27010077
>>27010465
>>27008448
It's not the same.
Does Vp think that virtual reality may get to a point where we cannot distinguish it from reality and in such a virtual world, we would be free to make pokemon exist? With an AI which learns and displays personality?
>>27015742
>not being turned on by pokemon
you should seek help. Something is wrong with your libido.
>>27015742
Pokémon are for cuddle anon, study up
>>27015767
If you get arousal at the face of an animal, then you should not be allowed to have pets.
Seek help, or you will be registered and forced to get help anyways.
>>27015770
thats not a pokmon
>>27015843
pokemon are not at all like real life pets, so that comparision makes no sense.
