Now that the dust has settled
Is this the best game ever?
>>26996700
its fun and makes a lot of faggots get out with their phones, more people to steal from
I reckon people will be bored in a month, and the gyms will be taken over by mega autists, but right now while everyone is new it is honestly great fun. Been spending today exploring allotments for rare pokemon.
Stole 4 phones so far and the game isn't even released in here yet.
Eventually it'll be transferred over to a device that generates holograms
Can you imagine that /vp/? You may be a real Pokemon trainer sooner than expected
>>26996726
>being a nigger
>>26996726
>>26996746
Do you just punch them in the face and run off with their phones?
I want in on this free phone market.
>>26999779
No you fucking idiot. You work with someone in a team (preferably a girl), you then bump into someone in a crowded area after you scout them out for an appropriate amount of time. That's the moment when your partner in crime snags that phone and or wallet. If you're a man you should GTFO at this point, because yuo can't get away with it as easily if someone confronts you. A girl can always try a sob story, which works most of the time.
>>26996746
nah bro. then it'll be time to DU-DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!
>>26999854
>Crowded area
I've been exploring innawoods. Also you fucking nerds aren't stealing from anyone except kids.
>>26996730
THIS
>like five faggots with convenient living proximity, autism, and free time will control a city. They'll probably have a blog about it too or something.
I can see power being multiplicative once you've got an advantage.
>>26999854
I'd rather not have a partner weighing me down.
I've been hitting the gym and can run decently fast, i'll stick to my plan.
>>26996726
But people already have their phones out all the time, how is this game really changing things?
>>26999905
Also, they're probably the sort of people that will pay and get stronger that way.
>>26999925
>>26999854
>Not creating amazing and intricate booby traps around pokestops and gyms in order to maim people and turn up the burner on the darwinian kettle.
>>26999900
Come to butiful italia and you'll see whether I can steal or not :^)
>be me
>own all the gyms within a 10 mile area around me with strong pokemon
>all the normie girls will start to play go since its free to play
>they'll see i'm the best there is and ever will be
>the normie girls will exchange sexual favors for access to my gyms
Its finally happening, pokemon will get me laid.
does someone have the picture how many pokecoins you need for pokeballs?
>>26996746
Actually, surprisingly, Quantum Levitation will take off the moment they find a near room temp superconductive material the closest now being a ybco material that is superconductive but only with a hydrogen coating. Allowing for complete magnetic levitation, the technology could be used for a tremendous amount of sci-fi tech. It would allow one to throw a "poke'ball" of some sort that would shoot out small floating laser's and lighting machines that would stay in place in thin air and project holograms of pokemon, allowing for real life pokemon battles.
Not just that is possible though but with successful quantum levitation tech, in theory you could also create formations made of metallic particles that would stay in place, essentially creating a physical pokemon formation, the only thing left would be a programmed movement system and an AI System and an inner computer that could withstand magnetics. And If quantum computation ever becomes a reality with computers AI would nearly have consciousness it would be difficult to differentiate AI with a human.
>>27000261
Who cares?
Just buy them, their only 5 cents per ball.
It's really nothing special.
By the time SM comes out or sooner people will drop this like the garbage it is.
>>27000158
this has to be b8
you can't really believe this right?
>>27000371
more like
>Grill wants to play PkmnGo, sets up her phone for adventure and goes out to her nearest gym.
>Grill sees aspie in a gardevoir moe shirt with dried cum stains on it, aspie glistens in the sun with sweat and reeks of hotpockets and body odor.
>Before aspie can approach, Grill uninstalls and instead heads to nearest starbucks.
>>26996700
>/r/pokemongo
>>27000371
>>27000450
When i was in high school the girls were fucking all the other guys, a few years have passed by.
If they are still the cock hungry whores then i'll finally have something to offer in exchange.
You're all just jealous.
>>27000973
holy shit my sides
can't wait for the headline from kotaku
>WEIRDO GETS LAID BECAUSE OF POKEMON GO
>>26996730
Not really.
If it's anything like Ingress, it'll be way easier to take down than build.
>>27000288
>Just buy them, their only 5 cents per ball.
Yes goyim, buy those balls! Don't forget to catch even more of the same pokemon with those balls to evolve them!
>>27001772
You know the game is otherwise free, right? Who cares if you spend a few bucks on items.
>>27001772
>>>/pol/
As if a few cents a day will make a difference, i bet i pay more for pokebank a year.
Fuck off back to your shitty board if your too cheap / poor to support the franchise.
>>27001772
Yeas comrade, everything should be completely free.
>>27001835
I wonder who could be behind this post
>>27001835
>>27001924
>>27001976
>>27001772
you know your breaking global rules by posting this garbage, right?
To anyone who knows;
are there any advantages/rewards for
a) fighting/beating gyms
b) holding/defending gyms
basically, are there any reward-based incentives for participating in gyms?
>>27002011
I don't even hate jews, but I like that Recette pic. pls no bully
>>27002039
see >>27000158
>implying it's free when it needs gps that need internet that needs money
>>26996700
no...
its a game/app.
ill use it in my free time
onward to non app Pokemon games.
>Pokemon Stadium 2 (real deal N64)
>Pokemon Trozei (phone emulator)
>Pokken Tournament (no, you cant emulate this yet sinπ
>Pokemon Ranger guardian signs
>Pokemon platinum
>Ect.
>>26996700
>Now that the dust has settled
Fuck off /v/
>>27000157
Gypsy please leave my country
>>26999905
>They'll probably have a blog about it too or something.
Kek
>>26996700
The dust is not even up yet.
Take your meme back to /v/ now, you cunt
>>27000271
>AI would nearly have consciousness it would be difficult to differentiate AI with a human
The idea of that terrifies me honestly. I don't want true AI to ever happen, we'd be too likely to get something malicious from it.
>>26999862
im baffled you actually counted your DU DUs
>>27000288
>>27001806
>Who cares if you spend a few bucks on items
>defending any form of microtransactions
There are literal shills on this board.
>>27003922
0 (cost of the base game) + a few dollars = a few dollars.
Which by the way seeing as you're terrible at basic math is way less than a full line title like ORAS.
You kids should really have taken summer classes.
>>27003955
"It's only a few dollars!" is not a valid defense for microtransactions. By paying any amount for microtransactions, you're supporting future games to use microtransactions, possibly in more invasive ways.
>>27003982
stop being poor
>>27003982
stop being cheap
>>27004092
>>27004105
stop being shills
>>27000271
Is this really a post on /vp/?
wtf
>>27004114
the game is optional spending money is optional you dont have to pay for it buddy get a job or ask for a bigger allowance idk what to tell you but things cost money
>>26996726
>implying you leave your fucking house
Stealing your mom's cell phone from your body pillow isn't actually stealing from anybody.
>>26996700
>supporting mobile shit
you're all the reason gaming is dying, pls kys.
>>27004668
All the go threads have jealous little applefags on top of poor fags who dont have the attention span to play the game.
I cant wait to drink your tears when this goes into full swing and it becomes one of the most popular games on the planet.
pokeballs cost real money WTF dropped
>>26996700
I can't avoid to wonder how a Main Pokemon Game would work in a Phone. But i doubt GF would make a complete Game for Android/ios. I mean that shit would cost 40$ and obviously everyone would pirate the fuck out of it.
>>27004791
Five fucking cents a piece.
You can find that on the fucking sidewalk if you're really that poor.
>>27004843
DROPPED
>>27004843
>defending microtransactions
You do realize most people hate microtransactions on principle, right? It's not that they don't have five cents, it's that they don't want to pay any amount of cents for a one-use item in a game.
augmented reality + pokemon + geocaching = autism
>>27004843
>I-I-IT'S OKAY IF N-NINTENDO DOES IT
holy shit people like you actually exist
How do I reenable the camera on this shit? The UI is a monstrosity.
>See Bulbasaur when I start, click him
>pulls up charmander
>Forces me to start with overrated fire lizard
Do I have to reinstall if I want to get him?
>>26996700
probably be another Fallout Shelter situation
extremely barebones at launch, but once more gameplay features are added the game itself becomes solid overall and worth keeping on phonealso heavily casualized mobile entries to once great and acclaimed series
>>27000158
jesus christ you're so autistic that i literally feel sick
god i want to die
>>27006547
No you can find starters in the wild
I picked bulba and found a charmeleon on my street
>>27000271
what a nerd
>>26996730
>tfw my local gym is in the elementary school
gonna make some kids cry
>>27006610
Well that's just fucking great. Now I can't play at all because I uninstalled, reinstalled, and now it won't even let me log in.
>>27003719
Well in some ways its scary in some ways its not, when was the last time any machine,computer or tech disobeyed you? What was that experience like? Very harmless i assume, things tend to never disobey, but the scary part is glitches where literally anything can happen and with robotics could potentially and inevitably cause death. But the longer any kind of tech like that exists the safer it is.
>>27004126
It is indeed on 4chan. i love magnetics and science. Look up quantum levitation youll be amazed at how far its come and how feasible the technology is. As soon as a room temp super conductive material is found technology will hit a superboom not just in magnetics, but computers, infrastructure and who knows what else. I actually kind of half think that the NX will be a form of hologram gaming, something like a small 4 square foot table experience
>>26996700
>Is this the best game ever?
NO, it has no Scizor, the best pokemon game should always have the best pokemon.
No Scizor = Shit
This is fact.
>>26996700
I think it's actually kind of fucked. You can't heal your pokemon except with potions, and if they die you have to use a revive. Where are the fucking pokemon centers? Or at least give me an unlimited way to heal them out of combat.
Right now, there's no point to nicknaming pokemon because it's better to just catch new ones. They're disposable.
Are the servers down?
>>26999779
>>26996700
I'm loving it so far. Being able to play Pokemon wherever I go, super casual gameplay is perfect.
>>27006595
>lack of understanding of what a shift key is
>easily triggered
>writes like an underage
this is why 4chan should be a male-only site
>>27007129
WHO IS THIS
Just drove down a road full of churches, a ton of pokestops, stopped in a few areas to catch some pokemon, and I just got home after 4 hours. I'm about to go to my churches graveyard because it said there was a ghastly nearby when I was at the pokestop. I will likely stay up pretty late outside with a flashlight, feels awesome tbqh
>>27006641
>Somebody will be arrested for getting too close to a school while playing this game
>>27007176
????
>>27007176
My girlfriend and her horse
>come out and watch her ride for the arvo
>literally on a massive property with nothing but dozens of horses and ducks
>only encountered a pidgey and a zubat
Why
>>27007278
And a ratatta apparently
>>27007186
But i must catch 'em all!
It's a broken piece of shit. I walked everywhere and even on the train I still found 0 Pokemon. What the fuck
>>27007129
You did this on purpose, didn't you?
>>27007323
Did what
>>27007129
>>27007278
She looks cute.
The game gives you no fucking instructions so I have some questions
>Does the app have to be open for it to buzz when you're near pokemon?
>If so, can you keep it running in the background and go and do other stuff on your phone?
>Is there any way to see where pokemon are besides the vague footstep thing that doesn't even tell you what direction to go?
>Is there a way to use the camera while just walking around, and see the real world instead of the shitty pixelated map?
are the servers down or is it just me?
is this out for canada?
Not even close, OP.
>have on-campus job over the summer
>it's pretty dead, there's like 4 other people living here
>I have 2 months til the semester starts so I have plenty of time to fortify the library as my gym
>>26996700
It's very bland, why do people like it?
>>27004843
But where is the change slot on my phone dumbass! The main principle comes from tying your credit information to shit that wants to bleed you on the cheap!
Who decided these locations?
How do I get the AR back? Turned it off but can't get it back on.
>>27007649
When you encounter a pokemon look for a switch on the top right corner
Help a grill out, I'm so confused right now. I keep walking over grass splashes but no encounters are happening? There's a ponyta nearby but Im just so lost.
>>26999905
>>26996730
It wont work like that. You can only place 1 pokemon per gym.
>>27007749
Just keep walking, the grass doesn't indicate Pokemon. Sooner or later, you'll see the Pokemon itself pop up like the starters did.
>>27006740
my nigga
>>27007523
Ingress users.
>>27007523
Ingress players. You're welcome. ; )
>>27006740
Start collecting scythers until they update.
>>26996700
How many people are going to die from falling over edges and getting hit by cars playing this?
>>27008090
Only the dumbasses, so nothing of value lost.
>>27007442
Yes
No
Grass moving is a good indicator, also parks.
No
>>27007523
kek
>>27007749
I mean I would but why did you state your gender? The fact that you think people care makes me less inclined to help.
Anyone else have a glitch where during a gym battle the opponents Pokemon stays at 1HP and you cant run, or it kicks you from the battle at GO, or as soon as the battle starts your first mon faints and there is only 6 seconds left in the battle? This has happened a few times at certain gym spots.
>>27007749
yee
>>27000157
>being a meatball nigger
>making beautiful italy look bad
kill yourselllllf
>>27003955
jewwwwwww
>>26996700
If you're an autistic child, sure.
If you're anyone else, no. It's the fucking worst.
i just cant figure out how this game actually works
its 2 am here so im not going out into town but like, what are the gyms? hotspots set up by other people or?
how do you interact with people on this game?
>>26996700
I like it. It's not the most amazing thing, but it's alright. Good time killer til MH then wait for SM
>>27005499
And those people are austistic manchildren afraid of change.
>>27006641
Good luck with that. Kids give less of a fuck tossing in a bunch of sheckels from their own (or their parents) pocket to get the advantage. You'll be building something up only to get it torn down by that one or group of local kids who pays to win.
>>27009412
>afraid of change
>spending money on fake coins to buy fake items in a game where you catch fake Pokemon that is designed to make autistic people feel like Pokemon is real
>implying the autistic people are the ones who AREN'T buying microtransactions
Whatever helps you sleep at night, kid.
>>27009393
this guy gets it
>>27009412
it's not change in itself it's negative change
not an ad hominem i swear but you sound young as fuck to be defending microtransactions as though theyre all you know and youve always had them around to accept them
>>27009496
Agreed. Given that we know there are a lot of underage faggots on this board, I'd say that anon is highly likely one of the little faggots.
>>27000271
NEEERD
>>27009541
i see we have a cinemasins bro here
