>switch on Pokemon Go
>no Pokemon remotely near my house
>have to leave my neet nest and be blinded by the sun to find a Zubat
>run out of breath and lean on a pole
>pole breaks because I'm so fat
>break my phone
>my phone company's insurance doesn't cover Pokemon Go related accidents
>realise later that my arm is broken too
2/10 might play in hospital
>might play in hospital
Top kek
>>26992832
Topu keku
At least you're trying to move around... I believe in you.
OP here, has anyone else had any Pokemon Go related accidents? Just curious
>>26992992
>OP here
>New IP
good try fucker
>>26992992
Fun fact, I was walking around downtown trying to to hit level 5 an hour ago (so 3am here)
This dude was slouched against this sculpture and he got up and started following me from across the street
When I looked back and noticed him he said "hey my man" and I didn't respond b/c 3am
Fucker followed me for 5 blocks, got to within half a block of me, jacked tall guy too
When I noticed he was that close I called 911 and luckily there was a security guard outside the courthouse I was walking to, so he bolted
I caught a radicate right after and he's defending my gym so all's well
>>26993035
Did you make eye contact? He just wanted to have a Pokemon battle.
>pool near my house
>a wartortle!
>begin battle, its harder to catch than others
>i struggle because my fingers are so fat
>get tap on my shoulder
>police
>ask me what im doing
>c-catching pokemon
>get arrested for taking photos of children
Im using my phone time to tell you to be careful
>>26993039
Fuck no i didnt
>>26992992
I have blisters from wearing shitty shoes
