>A Mew flies in through the window. For
>6 minutes it flies around the room in loops.
>Zero thoughts are going through your head.
>5 minutes remain until it leaves.
>Lose sight of your mind.
>Gawk at it's beauty.
>Do not look away.
>X-scissor is very effective on it.
>You just had a random thought.
>5 minutes remain until it leaves.
>For time is standing still.
>Look!
>A flash of light!
>Holy shit you can't see anything!
>5 times you blink your eyes.
>Tempus Fugit, the Mew is gone.
Or perhaps you just aren't looking closely enough.
>>26983710
Nice poem, OP.
>>26983880
I like to think it's more than a poem.
>Professor Oak tells you your photos are no good.
>>26983911
It's not my fault the N64 joystick is a wobbly deadzone ridden piece of garbage. Maybe if Oak would open his fucking eyes he might see the blurry ufo photos are really legit and Elgyem are real.
>>26983710
Thank you, OP, my day needed this and I can go a little longer without killing myself.
>>26984056
Am I assume that means what I think it means. You understood the story?
>>26984056
>>26984095
let me understand 2
>>26984158
It's a code for the event mew. I had an extra one after someone gave away a bunch of gamestop codes before they expired in may. I saved this one when I got it in the newletter in june.