He's moving in next door.
He knows a lot about Pokemon
He's hot
What do?
>>26980788
Ignore him like I do with all my neighbors.
Go vomit in the nearest toilet I can find. And then relocate
>>26980788
>>26980800
witnessed
>>26980801
for shame
>>26980788
Set up cameras in his bedroom. Watch him fuck his wife.
>>26980805
>Implying he has a wife
>Implying he didn't have Clemont and Bonnie through parthenogenesis
>>26980788
Offer him a cool drink. And then take my girlfriend, Hilda out on a date.
Offer my.... "alliegance"
>>26980788
Tell him Blaziken sucks
>>26980788
Date his daughter and make love with her.
>>26980900
...in front of him
Check if he's single or not
>>26980913Nah, better to record it and then send him the tape
Tell gim to stop being a shitty ass superhero
>>26980788
blazi-kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick
>>26980800
also my first thought
>>26980800
>>26981359
Why would you ignore such a hunk?
>>26980788
Find out what his favorite pokémon is
>>26981376
Well, I'm not gay, so he's just some guy.
>>26981376
>hunk
I dont think you know what that word means. Please stop being autistic
>>26980788
why would I care
I'm into women
I only lust for femboiz
>>26981472
I know exactly what that word means, are you serious?
>>26981478
Shit taste
>>26981478
Great taste
In a fantasy dream world I'd marry him and shit, but in real life I would just awkwardly keep to myself and be too nervous to do anything, and even if we ever came across, I would autistically ruin it some how.
>>26981478
>not lusting for delicious DILFs
You're missing out on Crasher Wake, Byron, Drayden and Wulfric anon
I would visit him very often
>>26982084
Literally who?
Invite him for a cup of coffee and ask him for some milk
>>26980788
Well, if I was a loli of course I'd try to establish a relationship with him but unfortunately I'm not one so I'd just treat him as another friendly neighbor.
>Tfw he will never carry you in his arms in his Blaziken-Man persona as travels around the city
Why even live
>>26984018
>tfw you will never feel he's big manly body lying on top of yours
I hope Limone is a big one aswell
>>26980788
fug
>>26980788
ride him harder than serena's mom rides rhyhorns
>>26988366
Ride him harder than Skiddo's on Skiddo Ranch
>>26980788
>dat face
>dat body
>dat everything
Gimme
>>26980788
10/10
>>26981472
You're the one acting autistic, famalam.
Too bad he is not in the games
Ask him to be my mentor
>>26980788
Ask him if I can sniff his butt.
