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Is time
>>26964542
Yes
>>26964569
No. Every Gardevoir thread becomes autism of the purest kind. There is some deep reddit tier shit posted and it's a gateway for furfags to start posting.
>>26964528
Gardevoir general, you mean. Fuck off with these constant threads
>>26964528
No. Seriously, almost EVERY FUCKING SINGLE Gardevoir thread instantly becomes an Poké-porn thread and you know it. Fuck off.
>inb4 he blames me like an 12 years old autistic kid.
>>26964675
>that inb4
You know it's true. The thread becomes shit because people like you.
>>26964675
Hey there Blueman, shake about the girlfriend
>>26964875
Who is this blueman?
Happy Birthday Georgy
>>26965245
Is Gardevoir more powerful than Mewtwo?
>>26965245
Is Gardevoir a shit?
>>26965245
roll
I find Gardevoir kind of disturbing. You know how a lot of emphasis is put into its devotion to its trainer even though any Pokemon is loyal? Maybe Gardevoir is secretly obsesed with its master in an unhealthy way, seeing its master as a thing that belongs to it instead of as a person, keeping the whole trainer/pokemon act to not raise suspicion?
I would like to see the facade break and have Gardevoir completely lose it and go all ballistic on anyone that tries to "take its trainer away", like in that episode of the anime with Ninetails and Brock, maybe trap the trainer inside a psychic shield to ""protect them"".
At least I think it would make a nive twist on Gardevoir's status as a goody goody and a waifu.
>>26965245
Will Gardevoir be my waifu?
>>26965245
BANE?
>>26965245
>>26965440
OK then.
BANE?
Is it a crime to sexually love your pokémon??
>>26965523
Not in Sinnoh
>>26965523
Only in Unova
>>26965658
this
humans and poke's married and ate eachother and put their bones in the water so they could come back for infinite food
Sinnoh lore best lore
>>26965245
Fug?
Can't wait for the same hundred drawings and some porn this time around, it's always a new experience checking into these threads alright
>>26965675
I'd eat a Gardevoir. What would it taste like? Mint? A leek? Would the chest thing be strawberry flavored?
>>26965764
a leek sounds a little to farfetched, probably a green tea flavor with mint or spearmint
>>26965440
>>26965453
Holy.
Shit.
>>26965797
>it's green therefore it's minty in taste
Gardevoirs would taste like meat just like any other living being. I'm assuming that eating a psychic would feel funny though. At this point you might as well be chewing on a bone, because that's all a Gardevoir is
>Sexiest Pokemon
>Ugliest mega form
>>26965877
If I wanted to chew on a bone I would be with you, but that's beside the point. Gardevoir is flesh mostly, she's not a tuning fork
>>26965893
mega evolution is waifu form
>>26965893
This is bait
>>26965893
Canonically, there is no Sexiest Pokémon.
>>26965954
nurse joy according to brock
So what else does gardeviors move pool support? I'm partial to my mega-hypervoice sweeper, but due too baton pass and stat boosters and screens it should make an ok supportmon right?
R E M I N D E R
Blueman is a pokephile cuck that has zero real artistic ability. He appeals to the lowest of the lows of the Pokemon community.
Rain spattered across the sand, causing a deafening roar, like that of
a hundred semis crashing into each other in apocalyptic glory. The
crack of thunder split the insanity, and wind swept it up into a
cacophony of natural horror. All the while David sat glumly, shielding
himself from the gale beneath a rather large tree. He was soaked to the
bone and miserable. Lost in Kanto, with no map, no pokedex, no food,
and no company other than his beloved pokemon. He was sure he’d die of
hypothermia or worse.
David sighed, clinging tightly to his umbrella which proved of little
worth except for some sort of moral booster. His soaked blond hair
clung tightly to his body. With an absent hand he fondled the pokeballs
on his lap. He clicked the switch on the front, releasing Gardevoir, to
stand beside him.
“Garde..?” she whispered to him soothingly.
“No, I’m fine Gardevoir. I just wanted some to be with,” he replied,
barely audible to the young pokemon above the ripping winds. A shallow
tear formed on the rim of his red eyes but was blotted out the rest of
the water that coagulated on everything within sight.
She patted his shoulder. She was so cute, even for a pokemon. Her thin
hips swayed, her plant-like hair messed by the storm. No, no, what are
you doing, he thought. She’s an animal.
But yet she was so much like a human, only smaller, and covered in
fauna. Plus there was no one around for miles, and no amount of
masturbating could satiate the lust he felt out in the wilderness… if
only he could feel the flesh of a woman against his.
He put a loving arm around his Gardevoir, pulling her close and
whispered; “Gardevoir, you know that I’m your trainer, right? Your
master?”
“Gard,” she nodded in agreement. He nodded in return.
“And would you do anything for me?”
“Garde,” she nodded again. He moved another hand to her, sliding it
over her wasp waist and looking carefully into her eyes.
>>26966420
>>>RIP any chance this thread had of shaking the spergs away
>>26966453
“Garde,” she nodded again. He moved another hand to her, sliding it
over her wasp waist and looking carefully into her eyes. She seemed to
begin to understand, a look of fear welled in her eyes. David could
feel a lump in his pants swell as he began to force her upon the soaked
ground. The sky rumbled with thunder all around them, the tree above
them creaked threateningly.
The best thing about a pokemon is that they’ll never be able to tell anyone about it.
In a flash his pants were off and he was atop her. She squealed and
struggled, afraid to fight back because he was, indeed, her trainer.
Her mind had a block in it, via years of training, years of believing
he’d never harm her, that he was her best friend.
He ran a hand over her leafy posterior. A probing finger slipped in
between, finding a hole. He knew little of the Gardevoir anatomy, but
knew that any hole would work. He plunged his rock hard cock deep
inside of her anus. It was white hot. A wave of pleasure washed over
him before the first stroke. Gardevoir screamed in pain, her precious
anus being pulled to four times its natural size. With each thrust she
screamed louder, but David couldn’t hear it. The crevasse formed
tightly over his shaft, gripping harder than his fist ever could.
Before long he finally came, filling her sphincter with his seed. White
mixed with black blood as he pulled out. Blood and feces dribbled out.
The sight of Gardevoir laying there, whimping, smeared with mud, blood,
cum, and her own feces unlocked something deep within David’s soul. His
heart soared at the sight. It felt so good! It was like he finally
discovered his place in the world. While his spirit had become free,
however, his mind quivered under the weight of his actions, struggling
to block these memories from existence, enabling his attack.
His mouth lowered in primal instinct, extending his pink tongue. He
lapped up her blood and shit, using pruned fingers to smother himself.
>>26965245
oh no
>>26966482
If your parents knew you write this, they would be so disappointed.
Even if it's ironic.
>>26966482
>David could feel a lump in his pants swell
>a lump
>lump
>>26964528
*It's time
>"Are you my master?"
>>26968142
stop fucking bumping this autistic thread
>>26968315
No, I just got up.
Gardevoir general is a best! A BEST!
>>26964528
>>/h/
>>26969033
In /h/ Gardevoir is prohibited
Isn't odd that they keep making suggestions on where gardevor general should go to? Anons, gardevoir is a pokemon, above and beyond anything s/he belongs on /vp/ and that is a final.
>>26969064
This. No matter how loud you all cry, Gardevoir will be always a Pokémon.
>>26966482
Oh no, oh nooooooooo
>>26964528
let's do the shit ! ( and forgetting hatters )
Please only one Garde thread per week (GardeWednesday?), it makes actual Gardefags look bad when discord niggers spam a thread each day.
>>26969219
It hasn't been a Gardevoir thread in days. Just because another thread have a garde pic as its OP, doesn't mean is a Gardevoir thread.
>>26969064
It's not Gardevoir thats the problem. It's that in every single thread there is porn posted even though this is a blue board
>>26969476
There is a report button, you can report it to have it taken down. If it isn't taken down that sorta means the mods disagree with you. In either case, this appears to be an issue with the people who post porn and the mods. So leave the thread out of it.
>>26968308
change the face of gardevoir with a shiny version and the guy with any game's main character.
>>26969050
and in /d/ too for being furry. yet the gardefags will deny it because it has no fur.
so yes, even the pissfags over at /d/ couldn't handle the autism of these chucklefucks yet we are supposed to let them go unchecked
>in b4 xeno moster girl
how does that make it any better?
>>26970131
I feel as though people get triggered too easily over the posting of a specific Pokemon. I'll admit, Gardevoir attracts autism but this thread seemed to have innocent enough intentions. Then again, this is /vp/ where everyone will jump at the chance to shit on you for liking something.
That story was so wild, so primal.
>>26966420
>>26966482
why he do that to gardevoir?
>>26971296
Because that's all Gardevoirs are good for.
>>26969862
you do it
>>26971378
gardevoir is for hug not fug
>>26969219
>it makes actual Gardefags look bad
>implying not all Gardefags are bad
>>26972189
>3DPD reaction image
>>26972200
I don't split my reaction folder into a 2D and 3D folder boyo.
>>26969243
are you blind? there's been half a dozen made this week, and this one was made the same day the last thread ended
>>26969219
>discord niggers
I contribute to the threads just fine
>>26972602
this is how garde should be portrayed
>>26973446
agreed 100%, not enough of garde just being sweet and cute
How would you cheer up a sad Gardevoir /vp/?
>>26973841
I'm not a superhero. No one can fix depressed people I tell you.
>>26973841
Stop being sad myself, I guess?
>>26973841
I mean we keep saying they're for hug. no reason not to try hug.
>>26973906
>>26973945
Well that was depressing. Have a happy one
>>26974003
Good plan
All you fucking haters can get the fuck out of here!
This thread is for gardevoir and you are the autistic ones if you say we cant appreciate its beauty.
>>26974465
>>26965877
>amorphous egg group
>meat
>>26977349
you fags must be desperate if all you can do is bump it
>>26965142
hes a pretty small guy
>>26965142
Blueman was confirmed to be giancarlo parmeseano
>>26970131
the only safe places for lewd garde posting are /b/ and /trash/, and that not an insult those are the only actual safe places
>>26964528
Guys, I figured it out. Gardevoir is a succubus.
>It feeds off of emotion. Sound familiar?
>Amorphous Egg-group: It changes its form to get the largest amount of trainer cock/emotion.
>Appeals to the most common denominator that nobody would miss: Lonelyfags who have never had real romantic contact by being a self-sufficiant waifu.
>Regardless of whether male or female, appears as said female.
>Has horns.
>Is of the fairy type, as Succubi are elusive beings with skewed morals and desires.
>Draining kiss
I've found that nearly every person who is into Gardevoir is gay or secretly gay to some extent. It's like this Pokemon attracts literal faggots.
>>26978471
this
>>26978653
I disagree with you as much as I dislike your opinion. I have found that heterosexual people like gardevoir to that extent as well.
>>26973841
Euthanize it
>>26977349
this
How strong physically do you think Gardevoirs are?
Could they lift much? Would they be able to effectively fight with unarmed combat techniques if trained?
>>26981053
Look at their Att stat and answer that yourself
Motherfucker they can't even walk they're so weak, they have to float with psychic shit
>>26969555
good thing you can't actually fictional creatures. due to them being, you know, fictional.
>>26981406
Do you even English anon?
>>26981492
How new are you?
>got a Ralts in a Ruby Nuzlocke
>evolved into Gardevoir
>surprisingly able to take hits really well making her a good switch in
>won the league with her in the party>felt like she was the mother figure of the team, leading them through think and thin
Feels good man
>>26981570
I'll never get over how mine died in a Platinum Nuzlocke. You're a lucky mofo.
>>26981492
Holy shit Anon
>>26964528
Why are these threads becoming increasingly filled with spam and trolls? I remember the times when it was possible to have Gardethreads reach image limit long before 404.
>>26981539
>>26981629
Old enough to know that my post is a legitimate comeback to the "bad engrish" meme. How new are you two anons?
>>26982241
Easy there, pal. :^)
>>26973841
With my cock.
>>26981593
How did it die?
>>26983160
I thought she could outspeed Cyrus' Crobat in the final battle.
Gardevoir will allways hug. Because gardevoir is for hug.
She is "Embrace Pokemon" and embrace is hug. So gardevoir is best for hug. She hug all sadness from you.
>>26983212
You're right
>>26983198
Damn that must have been brutal.
>>26983272
Eye placement makes it look like a creepy clown.
>>26983317
Sexy gallade.
Am I the only one how thinks that Pixilate is a waste of an ability for M-Gardevoir? I never use it.
>>26983424
Its better than what gallade got.
>>26983454
Anyone knows what this says?
>>26983481
Its a story about how he hopes his master isnt one of those freaks worshiping the ralts line on /vp/
>>26983481
Op here, he won't touch it before it evolves
>>26983454
It would be hard to balance M-Gallade with something better. Inner Focus is the worst non-hindering ability in the game and yet M-Gallade made it to OU's BL doorstep with it.
It would take a really massive power creep to make GF even begin thinking about a boost.
>>26983481
Possibly something akin to this one.
>>26983651
Gardevoir only like humans
>>26983683
poor galade, forced to pedophilia
>>26983212
These words are full of wisdom. Even when there are not dubs or trips
>>26983527
Alright "OP" care to fully translate it?
>>26984243
He can't resist is natural urges forever.
>>26984243
Blame GF for releasing Kirlia and Ralts as non-baby Pokemon.
>>26985892
They make a cute couple tho.
Kirlia was the one making all the gardevoir threads.
Wish I was somewhere else this Summer.
>>26986101
No, that was me.
I was bored and knew you autists would entertain me with your drama.
>>26986323
Drama seams to have calm down a bit sorry anon.
>>26986417
Don't worry once blue man and maxy get back from their love making session shit will fling again
>>26986435
Yea its pretty much inevitable now.
A shame because I'm sure these threads would have been fine if those fags didn't get involve.
>>26986490
Don't delude yourself. These threads are now shit with or without those two.
>>26986517
Yea but I mean from the very beginning. When those two showed up. I think maybe these threads would have ended up like the others weakly things with a specific date if those didn't cause shit.
>>26986554
Blue Man has been here for years.
I remember everyone thought of blue as some kind of god and his word was final.
Why is everyone having a change of heart now?
>>26986598
Don't know like you said people loved him at first but now he hated for something. I think he was just too annoying devotion and keeping it "pure. Non boob,no hips or ass on the pics ect. And the fact that he's the one that made /vp/ forever hate these threads with his constant spamming of it.
>>26986734
So another question to all the gardfags.
How does it feel to have sucked the dick of this cuck so hard?
Do you all regret crowning him your garde messiah?
>>26986757
Can't speak for these guys since I'm not really obsess with it but from the beginning I didn't like him. He went full retard if we just posted a pic of gardevoir that was just a little busty or had too much hips. And he ended up ruining these threads forever by spamming them until /vp/ hated them with a passion.
>>26986839
>>26986734
fuck you.
blueman was the best thing to happen. he was dedicated to the threads and everyone valued his opinions because he was truly wise and contributed oc. its the people who were jealous of him that ave him such a bad name. he doesnt even post here anymore thanks to people like you.
YOU killed these threads by driving away the person who was trying to save them
Maybe it's better if you just stop talking about namefags?
>>26986956
Second this.
It's just that, y'know, bringing it up just brings up bad blood and sends the thread in a bad direction. These threads go south easy enough, there's no need to make it worse.
Going to be honest why do you guys only post gardevoir? this is a ralts line thread you can post the rest too.
![fe1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hJJLUGB.jpg "fe1[1].jpg")
>Tell me /vp/ what changes need (or you want) the Gardevoir line for Sun/Moon games: Move pool, status, or minors details like egg group???
>>26986956
Might has well talk about it since nothing else is happening. And the shit flinging is still a few hours away.
>>26987082
the pedophiles who like ralts and kirlia find it easier to feed their illness in the privacy of the discord chat
>>26987086
who are you quoting
>>26987090
A good start.
>>26987102
Your mum when i shagged her last night, thought it was weird she shouted that when she came.
>>26987099
Here, I'll get you started.
>>26987099
Pedophile are technically everywhere on /vp/ since most of them want to fuck the underage female main characters. But I'm sure some people actually like ralts and kirlia because they are cute.
>>26987099
>paedosexuality is an illness
Did you get lost on your way to Facebook?
In all seriousness, why do you insufferable faggots keep coming to 4chan? You're like a bad fucking smell. You just linger.
>>26987252
can you stop posting that picture?
you would think after the first 10 times of it being deleted your retarded ass would get the hint.
>>26987252
Did he even respond to it?
Just curious.
>>26987280
Why would anyone ever repsond to something so childish?
On top of that the art style is hideous.
>>26987266
no
>>26987280
he did, but all it was is "guis these people r childish" shit
have this for your troubles
>>26987341
what am i looking at?
>>26987341
Are those even gardevoirs?
>>26987382
blue's taste in autism
>>26987418
no, they're a guy called lahis' abominations
ironic that he lives in the netherlands, I think the stereotype there is that people have weird fetishes and shit like that
Is a mix attacking gallade any good?
>>26987690
No. Don't even try that. Is horrid. Stick to either an Adamant or Jolly Nature. Not even a Careful to half attempt a Bulk Up Set.
>>26987690
Nope. Just keep him as a solid attacker with a Jolly or Adamant nature.
>>26988717
Mega gallade can go sub bulk up, with the right ev spread common things like rotom-w do 24.5% max damage meaning free subs and set ups.
Its not used however because mega lopunny outshines gallade.
The more you know.
>>26988999
Reverse Satan trips confirm.I still prefer M-Gallade over M-Lopunny though.
Is it OK if i name my gardevoir "Marissa"?
Considering i love this marissa girl irl
>>26989876
All gardevoirs must be named Sylvia
>>26990008
My XY Garde was Étoile. French for star.
>>26990183
DELETE THIS
>>26990218
Damn it I thought it was safe. well see you guys later then.
>>26990183
L-Lewd but i like it
>>26990274
Dont worry, the fags here only report posts that hurt their feelings, not ones that break the actual rules.
>>26990305
Challenge accepted and completed.
>>26990290
>>26990305
Yea at first it look ok I saw the lewd after I posted it.
>>26990432
It hurts blueman's, that for sure.
That and possibly the mods as well.
>>26990466
Weird because most of the other "waifu" threads have either butt or breast all over them yet the mods dont really care.
>>26987086
remove all male gardevoirs let male kirlia evolve into gallade at 30 lvl
>>26987690
That's like asking if a mixed attacker gardevoir is good.
>>26990508
>Weird because most of the other "waifu" threads have either butt or breast all over them yet the mods don't really care.
That's because most "waifu" threads are about human characters, you mong.
>>26990508
Point taken.
But I guess that is due to the mods not liking poketits or something.
>>26990552
Lopunny,fire fox,snake for some reason ect.
Also like you said ten year old girl threads.
>>26990466
titdevoir gets deleted everytime, even otherwise sfw titdevoir.
>>26990612
I wonder if its ok to post hips and a little bit of ass.
There's a lot of good art out but since they have breasts it gets deleted instantly. Its kind of unfair.
>>26990657
Yeah the one with the gardevoir looking at the wedding dress through a window always gets deleted due to it's small breasts. I would understand it getting removed if it was lewd, but it aint.
>>26990657
maybe thats because adding features like that makes it automatically anthro / furry (which is against board rules.
you weirdos already walk a pretty thin line with the posts you make in here.
Gardevoir needs Magic Bounce honestly
>>26966711
This is old actually. Really old.
And I hate it.
>>26973841
First you need to discern why that Gardevoir is sad.
Especially if it's not yours.
It may have lost its trainer, and you may need to assist. In the case that lost means dead, the Gardevoir will be in extreme psychic pain from having lost its closest connection.
Above all else, stay calm. Approach the Gardevoir with caution and from a distance. If your intentions are ill, in such a state Gardevoir can be incredibly dangerous. With the right intentions you can attempt to communicate emotionally with the Gardevoir, or it may try to communicate with you. You may begin to cry yourself for no reason, this is normal. Stay with the Gardevoir if this happens; it has accepted your presence. If it reaches out for physical contact, you can choose whether to accept or not, if you do, you will learn why it's called the Embrace Pokemon firsthand. You may be sitting there for some time, so get comfortable. There is a chance that Gardevoir will not seek physical cuddling, this is also normal. In either case, as you stay with the Gardevoir, try to focus on warmer feelings, a sense of being there for someone, a nighttime walk under a beautiful sky, or perhaps a story that brings good feelings to you. Because of Gardevoir's nature as an empath, it will in turn likely become calmer and more rational.
Under no circumstances should you approach a sad Gardevoir with ill intent. As an empath, a Gardevoir enraged at someone who disturbed its sadness may fill the aggressor with feelings of pure fear and pain, and if death was in fact involved, the attack won't just be on your emotions.
Tldr the same as if you wanted to fly with pixie dust - think happy thoughts.
>>26989876
It's stranger too have asked for permission on the Internet than to have just out right done it, but no, no you should not
>>26992965
Wow you're lonely.
>>26993073
Aren't we all?
>>26973841
By drawing it a smile.
