"Good morning, Master~ What's for breakfast?"
>>26958919
Sausage. :3c
>>26958919
Bofa
Fried Leafeon with a side of Fuck Off You Retarded Furfag.
>>26958922
Why do people write a "c" next to ":3" it makes no sense.
>>26958965
Because they're faggots. Leave them be.
>>26958965
It's suppose to be a hand, I think.
>>26958919
god damn it who the fuck is making these shitty master threads
>>26958965
It's the head of the cock going into their mouth, because all furfags are cocksucking faggots.
>>26958919
"Master"? I don't even have a Leafeom. Plus, my pokemon don't call me master.
>>26958977
Me
>>26958987
Fuck you then.
>>26958965
the "c" represents his dad's cock in his face and the ":3" represents that he likes it because he is a dumb faggot.
>>26958987
go away
>>26958977
*glomps you before nuzzling your googly face*
I missed you Master~
>>26959007
>>26958919
I don't get it. Why are there so many master threads?
>over half of the people on /vp/ would elect to become pokemon>total subordinate pokemon
>>26958977
It's all one person.
>>26959049
>XD
enjoying your summer vacation?
>>26959057
Not him, but personally I'm enjoying my summer vacation quite a bit!
dry that plant dog up and smoke it
>>26958976
this
but as other said, most of the time it makes no difference whether you interpret it as a hand or as a paw or as a head of a throbbing cock
>>26958977
They stop if we don't reply. RESIST THE URGE, LAD.
>>26959143
Come on Master, cover me with your ranch like you always do!
I wanna get eaten and feel your sloppy wet tongue on my body~
>>26959195
die
>>26959195
I'll go get Scolipede.
>Master
What other honorific would a Pokémon call its Trainer?
>>26959242
This guy's pokémon probably call him a massive faggot, among other things.
>>26958965
You know how some people laugh with their hand covering their mouth? Like an "ohohoho I made a sexual joke" kind of thing?
It's pretty much that.
>>26959242
Daddy
