You have the chance to transform into a Ditto for the next 15 years, and be deposited into a day-care of a breeder.
The only "catch" is that you have to get bred by 2 males for every 1 female you breed with.
Do you do it?
... No? Why would I?
Maybe if I could choose the partners.
The "catch" is I get to have triple the fun ?
Count me the FUCK in, I wanna take all that pokemonfriendship
>>26933792
>Found the straight guy
>>26933805
>...
Why are underage allowed on /vp/?
>>26933833
Because it's a board about pokémon and that's a majority of the fanbase.
>proposes bestiality
>bu...bu..bu...no homo you guys, coz that'd be gross
No one else wants to have sex with Pokemon, Michael.
>>26933792
>You have a chance to be forced into sexual slavery for 15 years, do you do it?
What the fuck kind of batshit insane question is this?
>>26933792
Well, if in 1 out 2 of my relationships with males i could also transform in male... *maybe*
>>26933871
Reminds me of this.
https://youtu.be/eWIukTZ7jd4?t=250
>>26933792
...... where do i sign??
>>26933792
don't fuck anything transform into a human walk the fuck out
>>26933792
Just stand there
>>26933792
>The only "catch" is that you have to get bred by 2 males for every 1 female you breed with.
Hey OP, could you please explain how that part changes anything? Thanks.
Will I be monetarily compensated
>>26934020
>>26934149
>>26934171
We're bunch of faggots. I love you guys. >>26933889
>>26933792
>get to transform into multiple females and get impregnated repeatedly
>also get to fuck qt grills
Where is the downside, OP? There's supposed to be a drawback
>>26933792
So basically I become a whore? No thanks.
>>26933792
>i give the joy of cock and receive the joy of cock
how is this supposed to be bad
