That face you make when you know you're an ugly and awfully designed Pokemon but dont give a shit
>>26914220
Lewd
>>26914220
>All pokemon need to be bad ass looking fire dragons to please my twelve year old standards
Fuck off
>>26914220
>shit eating grin
>united colours of neon puke
>buttplug on head
Why do I like it
>>26914238
You probably missed the point
>>26914238
>look how hip and contrarian I am!
>I love ugly Pokémon!
You aren't any better.
>>26914220
Can't fucking wait for blowjob porn of it
>>26914249
>Not a twelve year old
>Contrarion
>>26914220
it's literally my dad wearing moms makeup
>>26914238
Pokemon dont have to look like lizards and dragons dipshit. They could at least of had some thought put into their design to make them look more appealing and not a cluster fuck of colors and unnecessary parts
>>26914316
>Flamboyant fish
>I-it's just a cluster fuck of colors
Nah, fuck off, he's completely right. The fish looks more than fine.
>>26914316
How do you honestly know how much thought went into the design?
You wouldnt fucking know.
>b-but muh unnecessary parts
Have you ever actually seen a trigger fish?
Not every pokemon has to appeal to you dipshit
>>26914392
That fish actually looks really pretty, I just wish the pokémon had less neon colors. I'm not against flashy things, but the lips really bug me a well, just like with Jynx or Gothitelle. It's not too bad, but I wish it looked less like a street walker and more like a beautiful fishe
I think it's great. It reminds me of the gaudy, overly perfumed, ugly aunt that always likes kissing you and pinching your cheeks.
>>26914220
It's just so off. I understand Eelektrik is an eel and it's completely different, but the lips and teeth were done great with this guy and now we have *her* (please be 100% female) with these shitty pink glossy eyelashes and disproportionate lips. Not to mention the teeth are EXACTLY the same as Yungoos' grin.
>>26914238
I bet you like Garbodor
>>26914459
>I just wish the pokémon had less neon colors
>the lips really bug me
>I wish it looked less like a street walker and more like a beautiful fishe
That's the whole fucking aesthetic of the triggerfish. Including the creepy lips and teeth.
>>26914392
>the ugly as fuck mon is a trigger fish
>triggers all of /v/
IT'S POETRY
>Fish pokemon
>Either looks like shit or is bland as fuck
Tradition continues.
Something being ugly and something being awfully designed are two completely different things. Only children believe things have to look cool or beautiful to be considered well-designed.
>>26914504
It's
Fucking
Flamboyant
You
Colossal
Retard
Did you also wish Kefka/Kuja would be more edgy like Sephiroth too?
>>26914220
>Ability gets rid of Priority
>Implying it will have the stats to be actually viable
>>26914582
this is what pleases me the most
James will own this Pokemon and you know it.
>>26914244
because it rules
>>26914220
It looks like pic related
>>26914664
Knowing nothing?
>>26914711
Oh wow that does fit perfectly, doesn't it?>>26914469
Also this is spot on. I love this garish fish.
He looks like chew from one piece
>>26914531
I don't mind that but they don't have to look like fucking lipstick-covered blowjob-giving lips
>>26914711
>is constantly kissing james and acting like that overbearing, gaudy aunt we all have
It's honestly perfect.
>>26914735
sauce is August Ames
>>26914793
But they literally look like that irl.
Look anon just get over it, the fish isn't gonna suck your dick, you're gonna be fine
>>26914537
Haha. It also has a pretty triggering ability.
>>26914582
Think of doubles and free for all.
>>26914220
Daily reminder that /vp/ likes this pokemon because is aware the average player will find it utter garbage. Therefore the board is trying to be contrarian in advance
>>26914769
>Literally messaged a friend earlier on saying this.
My only complaint is that it would've worked best as a Poison/Water or something since the color scheme definitely reflects poison.
>>26914840
Nah my little sister loves this thing. She thinks it's really funny.
>>26914854
To be fair, they're working on padding out Fairy since that type is more in need of help than any.
>>26914868
That's true, and I get it. I stilllikeit anyway. At least this Pokemon shows that Fairy type doesn't need to be cutesy all the time.
>>26914840
I like it because it will be instrumental to talonflame's (ake the fightingbane and the bugsquasher) downfall
>>26914868
>>26914891
It's Water/Psychic though.
>>26914531
Jesus fuck, that thing is vile.
>>26914220
Honestly it's queen
>>26914549
>I say it's this so its right!
Wew lad
>>26914220
It literally looks like lady gaga.
I'm not even memeing, google lady gaga and tell me there's not a resemblance in the facial structure/expression. uncanny
>>26914220
This pokemon has made me realise I have never, since red in 1998, used fish pokemon outside of the Gyrados line.
Fish mon just have no appeal to me what so ever
>>26914244
Looks like a bud.
>>26914316
>>26914459
>>26914793
>complaining a psychedelic drag queen tropical fish is a cluster fuck of colors
No, the design is perfect for the concept. You not liking a design isn't the same as the design being bad.
>>26916478
you're right
>>26916490
Forgot to quote
>buttplug on head
>>26914220
>>26914521
I do, actually
>>26914521
Not him, but fuck off.
Garbodor clearly appeals to some people unironically, otherwise it never would have passed the design phase.
will jej fish evolve
This one is ugly on purpose, some animals are ugly
>>26914531
And this is why I don't fuck with fish or the ocean.
>>26916613
I think the issue is the amount of human elements it has for a fish. The eyes are one thing but those lips are another. It's an unsettling combination that is borderline yokai.
>>26914220
Show me a pretty Triggerfish.
>>26914238
that's pretty jejmental of you
>>26914249
Or just being objective. Nah nah the twelve year old "waah this Mon is ugly I don't like it!!" is definitely the way to go
>>26914220
>inb4 it evolves into another milotic
I bet it's shiny is going to be BEAUTIFUL.
>>26916494
I like that it's a clusterfuck of colors, I just wish the "drag queen" part of your sentence was removed.
>>26914220
No fish on earth has a body covering this random thats why it looks atrocrious also why the shit does it have lips FISH DONT HAVE FUCKING LIPS.
>>26917012
>>26917005
DICK
SUCKIN'
LIPS
Kind of wish they went with a color scheme closer to Hawaii's state fish
>all these unovaborts liking shit designs like this fish
>>26916482
Fish Pokemon tend to be pretty shitty.
I'm sure there's an exception I've overlooked but I can't remember any being all that good.
