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Intimidate
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>>26905641
All he ones with huge power
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>>26905641
ftfy
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>>26905641
I don't know man, birds are pretty intimidating when one's right in your face, screeching and flapping
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>>26905690
I second this. My girlfriend's cockatoo bit clean through my middle finger to the bone because I moved too quickly when playing with him. Wild birds definitely ain't no shit to fuck around with.
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>>26905713
I get that Pokemon is fond of puns but they could at least honor the other sode of the coin and also actually give actual strong mons the ability
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I'll never stop being buthurt about mega- sceptile and swampert getting worthless abilitys, when blaziken gets fucking speedboost.
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>>26905713
Lol mochi comes from mochimasu (ζŒγ‘γΎγ™) which means "to hold/have". No rabbits involved anon
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>>26905713
Mawile's based on a Yokai commonly known for eating Mochi.
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>>26905847
Moon rabbit makes Mochi.

Mochi are associated with rabbits.
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>>26905810
>wanting a machamp or something with huge power
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>>26906067
>he doesn't want a he-man/hulk equivalent in the games
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>>26906121
>Doesn't know how fucking broken that would be.
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>>26906152
>complaining about broken shit from the same company that gave us Parental Cancer, Cancer Wings, Cancerate, Cancer Ascent
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>>26906169
>wanting to continue to bash and cripple the metagame instead of fixing it
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>>26906210
>ignoring the broken shit makes them go away
>as if gf would remove those existing broken shit
>only other alternative to avoid slash and cripple is to promote stall
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>>26906300
252+ Atk Choice Band Huge Power Machamp Close Combat vs. 252 HP / 16+ Def Filter Mega Aggron: 415-490 (120.6 - 142.4%) -- guaranteed OHKO

252+ Atk Choice Band Huge Power Machamp Knock Off (97.5 BP) vs. 244 HP / 8 Def Gliscor: 285-336 (80.9 - 95.4%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after Poison Heal

252+ Atk Choice Band Huge Power Machamp Close Combat vs. 4 HP / 252+ Def Blissey: 2340-2754 (358.8 - 422.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO

252+ Atk Choice Band Huge Power Machamp Knock Off (97.5 BP) vs. 252 HP / 120+ Def Multiscale Lugia: 230-271 (55.2 - 65.1%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after Leftovers recovery

What the fuck is going to stall this fucker.
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>>26906152
>>26906169
>>26906210
>>26906300
>talking like faggots
wew lad
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>>26906380
You don't. You Gale Wings/Moonblast/Psystrike the fuck out of it
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>>26906380
Machamp already makes easy work of Blissey, and Lugia and Gliscor are faster with STAB SE moves. You're thinking too narrowmindedly here
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>>26906380
Lugia, apparantly.
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Talonflame-Gale wings
Literal Autism
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>>26906380
Burn
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>>26905641
implying Staravia isn't intimidating as fuck
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>>26906695
Underrated post
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>>26905641
But anon, look at those cold, merciless eyes.
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>>26905802
Did the bird mysteriously got sick later?The vet couldn't diagnose it so you had to put it down by biting it to death, right?
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>>26908289
You cant even see it in slowmo. Needs to be captured in 120 or 240 fps.
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