>>26897277
I'd tell you but I think your too slowbro
your mom likes to Rhydon my pen15
These puns are quite Farfetch'd.
>>26897329
I don't follow
>>26897329
that pun was pretty lame, this one is far serperior
what do you get when you give a jew a free train ride?
rapidash
>>26897400
thats not a pun, thats a joke.
in fact its not even a good joke.
>>26897416
I guess you Oddish
>>26897416
Spoink-ed the jew.I think that came out a little forced
>>26897448
"You used to call me on my cell Phione"
>>26897416
Cmon man don't be so Gloom and doom.
>>26897400
dafug
>>26897277
Ur mom be Koffing on my sharpedo
PETER PIPER PIKIPEK OF PICKLED PEPPERS
>>26897329
Shut ur damn meowth
>>26897564
Can I fil-mewtwo having sex
>>26897277
I have this story I have to tell.
One day, when I was young and didn't know better, I went up to the girl I liked and said "hey" I wanna take a Pikachu because you make my Bulbasaur." She said that it was a little farfetch'ed, but in all honesty, she was good enough to spoink. Turns out, she had massive security issues, and I said "Ditto" so, we remained friends until her parents, as ghastly as they were, disallowed her seeing me, saying to entei a relationship with me, would just diglett up some trouble, and she might as well go for soimeone not as oddish as I was. This kinda put me in a gloom, especialy since I really wanted to squirtle in her if the chance arose.
So I haxorused a plan.
I put on some axew, Put some breath spray in my meowth, dressed to the ninetails, and got myself to take a chansey, as her parents had never met me.
I knocked on the door, and she opened it. I passionately kidded her meowth until she mewed ( Though truthfully, I probably had a mewtoo but I can barely remember).
Shocked, her dad, mankey old sort that he was, barged out, and pushed us away form each other, making me trip in the muk. Needless to say, I went primape on his ass and hit him like a magneton of bricks. AI sawked him a few times, but it was only when he charged and I eggsecuted a throh, did I finally have the upper hand. Koffing, I told him that his daughter should not be in such a tangela - if she wanted to rapidash off with me, then he was going to have to ponyta up like a man. HE was macholed up, and he did take the news like a machinmp. Her mother was wheezing, and tried to put a jynx on me, but after giving the girl another smoochum, I took her hand, and she started to live with me.
Suffice it to say that I made Ivysaur (sorry to mention Ivy was her name) but in a good way. I'd continue, but char limit is making me ledian you go...
>>26897687
Sorry for the typos - I wanted to go back and fix the errors, but I stupidly pressed the submit key on click-back focus, instead ot tabbing to the window...
>>26897687
Go jumpluff a bridge
Kakuna Rattata what a wonderful phrase
>>26897849
Now just wait a minun..
>>26897909
Absol-utely not.
"I love the smell of Aipom in the morning"
Sometimes don't you just whiscash would just start raining from the sky?
>>26898001
I relicanth-ank you enough for this amazing post
Diggersby trippin'
>>26897396
On the contrary,.....*ba dum tass*
>>26900033
>ba ton pass
fixed
>>26900044
I chan sey what you did there
>>26900058
that pun was eggstraordinary
>>26900044
Check'em
>>26897400
I turn on my charmander pants came off
>>26897817
topkek
This weedle get you real high
>Give me all your Pokemon puns pls, thank.
You asked Furret, I can't hold back.
Paras Hilton
>>26901637
Pimpnite please
>>26903441
Thats not how shadows work
>>26897277
Audino what GF was thinking of when they designed this mega.
He's a cool ferrow.Fellow
I can't bayleef you asshole didn't insert this pun yet
Where's magCarGo?
>>26897277
I oughta hawk a Lugia at your face, fuggin nerd.
