>So anon, we hear you're quite the Pokemon fanatic... Tell us about that.
Who are all these whores?
>>26894278
What is your favourite pokemon?
>>26894278
My favorite is Swampert.
Now can I treat you ladies to some moo-moo milk?
>>26894278
Is it just me or do the first and last one have identical faces?
>>26894278
Any individual secure enough in themselves would be able to talk about this in a completely normal way.
>>26894278
Yeah, now suck my mega steelix
no i dont talk about it sorry
wow it's almost like i'm really on /v/
>>26894278
>implying they knew, since I only talk about pokemon to my closest friendsand /vp/
>>26894278
It's a meh franchise and it's getting worse. I don't plan to buy anymore of their game until I see an actual effort.
Also 4>5>2>3>1>6
Who's that HAYAI guy?
>>26894318
Exactly, if any of you faggots think that playing pokemon is shameful then give it up
What game is he playing?
>>26894320
H-he's fast
>>26894278
I'm a Pokemon master. Ask me anything.
>>26894335
>5>4>2>3>1>6
Ftfy fahm
>>26894318
I'd say this, but the girl to the left is eerily equal to a crush I have since I was 17 so even though the real girl knows I like Pokémon I'd probably stutter like a faggot.
>>26894354
Is it true that you're a virgin, anon?
>>26894345
I can't keep up!
>>26894318
>>26894340
But how do I talk about it without getting into shit that means nothing to them? It's like if a Congolese tribesman asked me about the car I drive even though he's only seen one picture of a car in his life.
>>26894335
>>26894368
5 > 2 > 6 > 1 > 3 > 4
Get it right
>>26894371
wanna change that? ;)
>>26894371
I-I'm a pure maiden.
Next question.
>>26894335
>>26894368
>>26894382
1>6>2>4>3(looks too much like my sister)
>>26894335
>>26894368
good taste
>>26894389
>maiden
Isn't that word usually for describing............... Females??????
>>26894392
Where's 5, anon?
>>26894278
Well you see ladies, being a Pokemon master is no easy task. First of all you need to build the perfect stall team like I do, which could take weeks to master. You also need to be concerned about IVs, EVs, natures.... oh who am I kidding? You're girls! You can never achieve what I have succeeded in.
GIRLS PLAY POKEMON
>>26894371
I hate loosing - that's why I haven't lost my virginity yet. Next question?
>>26894368
Perfect
>>26894379
You don't have to get into specifics, anon. Just a general "Yeah, I like it; play it hen I have some free time." And then whatever.
>>26894278
I'd rather not, now. How about we talk about a more pressing matter: the Church and supposed infallibility of the Pope.
I would advise no one to send his child where the Holy Scriptures are not supreme. Every institution that does not unceasingly pursue the study of God's word becomes corrupt. Because of this we can see what kind of people they become in the universities and what they are like now. Nobody is to blame for this except the pope, the bishops, and the prelates, who are all charged with training young people. The universities only ought to turn out men who are experts in the Holy Scriptures, men who can become bishops and priests, and stand in the front line against heretics, the devil, and all the world. But where do you find that? I greatly fear that the universities, unless they teach the Holy Scriptures diligently and impress them on the young students, are wide gates to hell.
Wouldn't you maidens agree? Or would you rather be damned?
>>26894407
>>26894406
5 looks too much like his sister so he's uncomfortable saying that he likes it
>>26894406
I don't knowwhere's the sixth?
Assuming it's only counting the girls, 1>5>2>4>3
>Anon, my little brother loves Pokeemon too. He's also autistic.
>>26894441
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>26894278
Far left or far right ones are best. I'd totally hit them all though.
>>26894418
THEY WANT THAT PEPE
>>26894278
MUH OVERCENTRALIZING META MUH HYPER OFFENSE MUH STALL IS RUINING THE GAME MUH VGC IS A BETTER AND HEALTHIER METAGAME AND IF YOU DISAGREE YOU CAN FUCK OFF SMOGON COCKSUCKER
>>26894425
My sister and I were hanging out the other night with a couple of our friends and she did this really provocative twerk dance like to be funny but my dick started moving, what do?
>>26894469
SUCK COCK COCK
>>26894472
Go to /b/ and start an incest threador post Bonnie x Clemont here
>>26894371
I'm haven't lost my virginity because I NEVER LOSE
>>26894278
Pokemon's not the only thing I'm a fanatic about. Oh, by the way. I love your hair! And your necklace is /so/ cute. Wanna come party at my place? I'll show you my living Pokedex.
>>26894472
RESIST TEMPTATION MY CHILD, DO NOT GIVE IN TO THE DEVIL'S TEMPTATION. THE SUCCUBUS POSSESSING YOUR SISTER CAN BE EXORCISED.
>>26894478
>>26894483she's hot tho
>>26894481
I'd show them my living poke-dicks 2bh
Did you drag me all the way here just to ask me about pokemon?
>>26894481
Girls get out.
>>26894490Prove it
>>26894278
Have you girls caught them all?
>>26894512
>well like uh yeah lol syphillus, clap you name it xD #lilwayne
>>26894512
Except AIDS.
>>26894520
>>26894522
Hivemind
>>26894520
>clap you
They don't look American, more English.
>>26894490
>
>>26894335
shit taste
6>>>>>>2>1>5>4>>>>>3
>>26894532
hivmind
>>26894554
>>26894554
post butterface
>>26894554
Butterface confirmed
>>26894565
>>26894568
I swear she has a decent if not cute face, but I'm too scared to post. Sorry lads.
>>26894335
>until I see actual effort
>The transition 3D and getting rid of weather wars isn't effort because of tiny nitpicks and MUH BATTLE FRONTIER
You all make me depressed, liking pokemon and getting laid has nothing to do with one another, if a bitch refuses to sleep with you because you like something then you need to kick the bitch out asap.
>>26894574
>implying /vp/ is competent enough to discern whether a leak is real or fake, let alone dox your sis
>>26894600
>10 seconds between
Not even going to screenshot.
>>26894278
god what is the angle of this picture, makes it look like it was taken by a kid
>>26894278
Ssssssssssss
>>26894595
but /vp/ is, can't say the same about redditfags who only come for leaks though
>>26894621
I, too, would whip out my snake.
>>26894625
>>26894595
No, not that at all. I just don't want her or someone she knows RANDOMLY seeing these posts. I'm her only brother and I'd rather her not know I'm yearning to serve her up a fierce dicking.
>>26894625
Also this
>>26894644
>I'd rather her not know I'm yearning to serve her up a fierce dicking.
She might comply.
>>26894644
Is she gay, anon?
>>26894649
Not a risk I'm willing to take because if she's not, then our relationship would be fucked forever--not literally either. Besides what if I got to that point and didn't like it? Too many variables. Not worth it. I'll just fap in solitude with you guys.
>>26894686
No she has a bf who is also my friend.
>>26894691
Fucking dropped.
>>26894691
>I'll just fap in solitude with you guys.
>No she has a bf who is also my friend.
>being cucked by your friend over your sister
>>26894713
>>26894744
Nah he's not my friend. They started dating and I became friends with him through her. Don't worry.Besides, I have my own gf. It's an awful relationship though.
>>26894764
>>26894744
>He gives plenty of reasons why it's a bad idea
>Lol get cucked xddd
>>26894278
Feels like a older sisters asking their younger brother stuff he's passionate about because he gets cute when he talks about things he likes.
>>26894278
"Well, I've played it ever since the craze started when I was a kid and it just kinda stuck with me, y'know? I'm big on animation as well and the show really helped inspire me a bit as well.
I think a lot of people have something from their childhood which is a source of comfort to them. Do any of you have somethin' like that?"
H-How'd I do, /vp/?
>>26894794
Autism
>>26894498
He's just a super beta white knight who actually thinks what he said counts as a pick up line
>>26894828
>Chad interrupts you halfway
>"lol yeah dude I had pokeemon but got gay fast, lol check this out"
>busts out some le epic buzzfeed article "why men suck" and gets the girls avin a giggle
>"girls, wanna hit the pool?"
>"lol like yeaaaa, seeya anon have fun with pokeemon :)"
>>26894854
>being this fucking insecure
>>26894829
Autism
>>26894828
creepy
>>26894854
Hope they can swim fast.
>>26894774
Robot/normie is a spectrum and odds are if you're here, you're not a normie. You can tell who is and who isn't, and /vp/oreons in a dysfunctional relationship who want to bang their sisters aren't normies.
>>26894854
what's buzzfeed? Is that a normie journal?
>>26894874
How?
>>26894879
You don't wanna know.
>>26894554
Please send help.
middle > far left > middle left > far right > middle right
>>26894900
I would settle for literally any of them to even fucking look at my dick.
>>26894854
You need to interact with people more.
Sure, check out my 3DS. Anybody want to street pass?
>>26894902
>Hahaha! Wow, Anon! Does it get bigger?
>>26894902
Same bro, same.
>>26894908
Bro you got some shit on your neck
>>26894908
How tall is you tho nyuggah?
>>26894876
Kek
>>26894876
Underrated.
>>26894318
Every girl I've ever dated (for years at a time in some cases) has been aware of and never had an issue with my love for the franchise. Granted, I usually don't bring it up until at least a couple weeks in- some even started playing themselves, and no, these aren't desolate whales I found beached somewhere.
>>26894422
>eject button
I'm horny now.
>>26894278
I got the old Pokémon on my phone, remember Charizard? He was so cool in the cartoon.
>>26894340
this
>>26894335
faggot
>>26894554
nice facebook creep
>>26895296Can he be a creep if it's his sis?
>>26894379
You be sincere and forward with the conversation. Present it in a way they can understand -- like, "Did you watch the show when you were young, what's your favorite?" When they ask what your favorite is, you can even make a joke, like, the big trash one! haha
which one sucks the most cock?
>>26895379
pink hair or the far right one because of dat sultry smirk
>>26895395
Delet this
Far right is pure
>>26895459
She looks like she's daydreaming about throbbing dick.
>>26894318
I am. I'm married, I don't have to impress any of these girls.
>>26895656
leave
>>26894854
>Chad
>Not Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak
>>26895697
Does Gary have a canonical shaft length?
>>26894469
Well, you win. Let's have an orgy.
All of those people looking at me at once would freak me the hell out. I don't care if I have to talk about Pokemon or what. I'd just lose it.
>>26895734
>SWEATING.png
>>26895738
Same, I'll probably have a heart attack or something, good thing I never go out, I wouldn't survive
>>26894278
I DID IT! I TOOK THE BOOTS!
>>26894278
Why do you want to know?
>>26895936
Loras Tyrell?
>>26895958
He was just trying to make up a black sounding name I'm assuming but fucked up.
>>26895958
Jokes on her then, unless she can make for a convincing Renly and let him fuck her up the arse.
>>26895993
...You're happy about getting cucked?
>>26896150
Don't fall for this subpar bait. You're better than this, /vp/.
>>26894318
Whats a "normal way"? You dont talk in detail about your interests unless you know the other person is also into it, this is true for everything
>>26895704
You can't handle his girth
>>26894407
Gross
>>26894854
>Buzzfeed
Every goddamn time they are the demon spawn in physical form that is clickbait
>>26895936
>>26895993
>>26896154
>Wife doesn't like him playing video games
>Wife spends all her time with some other guy
Doesn't sound all that normal, to me anyways.
>>26894318
This, confidence is key, if you know you don't look like a retarded whale then women are easy, spend a little money on clothes, a few hours a week in the gym and a nice hair cut. I have friends who have done exactly this and it's transformed them from spergs into lady killers. Women don't give a shit about what your into, they'll assume you like games already, providing you don't admit on the first date you're into a cartoon made for little girls you'll be fine
>>26894318
This. If a guy told me he liked to play Pokemon, that would be a plus in my book.
>>26894368
THIS
>>26894278
>It's a 20 year old RPG from Nintendo. You catch tiny monsters and battle em. It's like being Michael Vick without the ass rape of jail. How do you sluts not know about this game? It's been around longer than yall have been alive
It's that easy. I know most of yall are autists who can't talk to girls but they're people too.
>>26894278
3, 2, 1, 5, 4
Left most girl could have easily been 1 or 2 if she didn't have some shade of unemployment for a hair color.
>>26895656
Me too bro. My wife buys me cards or games from time to time as tokens of love. I taught my son how to play and am using the TCG to teach my 2 year old daughter how to read. It's a shame some of you faggots will never know this sort of love in your life
>>26894329
kek
>>26894278
Wanna roleplay?
>>26894278
>sure a friend of mine from high school got me into it (it's a lie she was into some weaboo mmo). Haven't seen her in a long time. She was really fun, I wonder what she's doing... I remember one time she (another lie, it was another girl) lent a friend of hers a jacket during a party and when the other girl returned it she found a condom full of cum on her pocket. Man she was pissed and all the girls started telling everyone how much of creepy whore that girls was for fucking a guy in the bathroom and keeping the used condom...
Works every single time like fucking magic for some reason. Girls always go eww and start laughing, and start talking about sluts and gossiping. Or they take sides, or they ask me if I liked that girl or they ask for more sluts stories. Either way I don't have to talk about anything I don't want.
**pfft what a faggot, actually thinking we care about this losers addiction to a shitty game. Let's humiliate and ditch him as soon as possible**
>>26894469
you need a time out mister
>>26895858
Underrated
>>26894278
this thread again
>>26894278
>well, i started playing when i was 7 with my first pokemon game then everything else took off after that. do we really need to talk about this ? hey, i heard that--
works everytime. thank arceus i'm not an awkward chump. thats kind of a problem too in my case since im trained to be a hotelier, so i should be approachable to anybody. and i dont want to hang out with those "cerebrally-challenged" folks who got nothing else to talk about but people. i even have a hard time telling if i'm being genuine or not.
If anyone said that to me, I'd tell them to fuck off, bunch of whores that don't know their place.
>>26894483
>sister possessed by a succubus
Hey I read that doujin!
>>26894320
>faded lmao
>>26898365
How is it not acceptable to play a portable game in public? I mean, I keep the sound off and I try to draw the least amount of attention.
>>26894278
it's the reason i'm not a doctah/lawyah/whatevah chicks look for to leech off of. next question: whicha youse gots the biggest tits?
>>26894335
I was going to try to make my own list to contest this but this is pretty much how I feel. GG anon.
>>26894278
I played it when I was in elementary school because it was popular and it sort of stuck with me, Is there anything in particular you want to know about?
>>26896432
pm this, plus if you're already good looking then it doesn't matter.
Just don't go into detail and try to talk about the most casual shit possible
>>26894318
but they're waiting for you to say literally anything so they can laugh at you
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>26894320
Ghost!
>>26894314
All white people look the same
shit every girl i get with knows about me being a pokemon fan. occasionally i get the "aint that for kids?" and i say shit, its a video game nevertheless, doesnt mean i wont beat that pussy up. the trick is letting them find out about it after you give em the D. and if your terrible in bed then yeah bro.. they are going to laugh at you and find someone else. if your good in bed, thy will learn to over look any childish habits you may have. The same concept also works with money.. if you have a lot of money they will over look everything.
>>26894318
So, uh, Pokemon is about these cute animal-like monsters that are able to fit into objects that are called "pokeh-balls'. These balls are portable which brings up the title of the franchise, "Pokemon" which is short for "pocket monsters". The entire series has developed into many forms of entertainment like anime, video games, toys, trading card game, and have even started making apps for those of us with smart phones. I'll be happy to describe any of these platforms with you in greater detail if you'd like ;) Pokemon is my passion and it would be my pleasure if I can help you discover and share another world filled with fantasy and heart.
>>26894278
Well, It all started when i was about 4 and diagnosed with autism, my mom felt so bad for me she bought me some stuff that she thought was popular back then, so she got me some charizard plushies. To this day she still buys me stuff to help make me feel normal, like you ladies for instance.
I wouldn't use the word fanatic, but it's fun.
>>26901741
Yes, as the only race with varying eye and hair colors, they certainly do.
>>26902554
Literal autism.
>>26897890
>I'm a girl btw
I swear, /vp/ didn't have these many attention-whoring tumblrposters before hype season.
>>26894278
>What's to tell? I enjoy the games. They're handheld.
Stop sperging, guys. They're literally just girls.
>>26903327
>hype season
That's not the reason. It happened when mootwo lifted the furban here and on /b/ and a few other places, so phox and Gardevoir and other cancer brings all that deviantart tumblr shit.
>>26894278
>caring what a bunch of 4/10's at most will think about you
>>26894278
why the fuck are they so skinny..
>>26903650
>4/10's
I'd probably go (from left to right)
>7/10
>6/10
>6/10
>5/10
>7/10
It must suck to be part of a friend group of girls and be the ugliest one.
>>26903327
>posting personal insight that's entirely relevant to the topic
>hurr attention whoring
shut up
>>26894554
Activate the dick, anon.
>>26903778
>operative word being whoring
>>26903333
Quads checked holy shit.
>>26903650
>4/10's [sic]
pic related
>>26903735
revised ratings from left to right
6/10
6/10
7.5/10
can'treallytell/10
6/10
>>26896226
That depends on the person and if they genuinely want to get to know you better.
I like Ice
Me on the left
https://www.youtube.com/user/ldshadowlady
>Implying they'd invite me to sit with them
>Implying they wouldn't kick me off the table if I sat with them
>>26894422
>there will never be a paper pokemon game
