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Post a pokemon who you love to use, but hate to face. I'll start.

Vaporeon. Not because how bulky it is, or even because it gets access to wish, scald and baton pass, making it a very annoying pokemon to deal with, oh no. This goes far deeper.

Let me explain. You see, when I was still a little snot-nosed brat I didn't know squat about pokemon. Luckily, I had a friend who did, and this motherfucker was kind enough to help me through the game, mostly because I couldn't read a single word of English yet.

But, this sneaky bastard also made me believe the free Eevee you get in Celadon was absolutely worthless. So I traded it with him for a cool looking pokemon.

Then, later, when I beat the game a trillion times to lvl up my pokes, and I was about to battle him, this son of a bitch had evolved my Eevee with a waterstone, and used it against me like Gary-fucking-Oak, absolutely destroying me.

Charizard? Surf! Gone. Venusaur? Lol nope, icebeam 2 hit KO's. Zapdos? Ice beam again! Tyranitar? Surf! Dragonite? Ice beam! This fucker defeated five of my six in my original team.

And don't let me get started about water absorb. I barely could kill this pokemon, then I had to watch out not using water attacks too?

Yet it has grown on me over the years, and now it's my favourite eeveelution by far, as well as in my top five favourite pokemon. If I got the chance, I'll use this water poke for sure.

Vaporeon, I hate it, but I love it so much.