Can we have a Gardevoir thread?
Let's talk about the best Poke.
Nobody wants to talk about Gardy?
>>26877906I'm just afraid you know who will pop up....
>>26877923
>letting the terrorists win
>>26877871
I was going to say "No you can't op; get your cancer out of here." But alas, 'tis too late...
>>26877923
Blue the literal Cuck?
I think we scared him off of /vp/ a while ago. I still think it's hilarious that he was literally cucked in reali life so he made Sylvia to deal with it.
>>26877951
Mods wont nuke the thread for porn. Even Tails posters can't get thread taken down. They get banned and the thread goes on.
If you're going to post porn at least post that edit somebody made of Sylvia cucking Blueman.
>>26877963
Sorry it's all I have
>>26877970
It's on paheal. Find it, save it, post it here.
I usually replace my starter with a Ralts as soon as I get one.
and always place careful though on the moves it will use.
the last one I trained had
hypnosis
dream eater
calm mind
draining kiss
I felt like I was using a vampire
>>26877945
i...i want her to give me a footjob
>>26877978
I do the same thing, although with a different move set lol
>>26877871
that image is pretty fucking kawaii
What was your first encounter with the Ralts line? Why did it grow on you so much?
Let's here it, anons.
>inb4 muh dick
>>26878009
Blue probably wants her to give you one too, but only if it's Sylvia.
I love that they gave it a fairy typing to go with it's psychic type.
that type combo along with its appearance make Gardevoir look like a high class Pokemon.
almost in a snob kind of way but more charming.
>>26878136
Gardy is pretty awesome in terms of typing and style. Its simple but elegant design was a huge part of why I got into the Pokemon.
>>26878041
Who draws these?
>>26878124
Fuck you
>>26878154
That looks like Bano.
>>26878157
Remember, no Anthro allowed.
>>26878101
I was massacring starting route garbage to level up and I ran into my first ever Ralts. I had no idea what it would evolve into. I though it was a parody ghost pokemon wearing a white blanket but since it was the only thing around that was not brown normal type trash I caught it and kept it in my team to see it's final evo.
Since then I always keep a Ralts on my team when I start a new game. It becomes my main pokemon and I literally box my starter after it reaches level 20
>>26878229
I think a lot of people dump their starters for Ralts. Kirlia and Gardevoir are powerhouses in all Pokemon games, especially since it got the Fairy typing.
oh not this shit again. Can't you see I'm trying to enjoy my 4chan posting experience?
>>26878229
>>26878248
>start alpha sapphire
>find a female ralts, train it up and ruin the entire game with gardevoir
>finish the elite four
>dump its sorry ass for my godly 5iv shiny male gardevoir from X
Is Gardevoir worth using without its mega stone in UU?
>>26878214
what's this all about
>>26878379
Use scarf will o wisp
>>26878434
Blueman was an obnoxious old namefag who used to plague Gardevoir threads on /vp/. He was part of a super sekrit Discord group about Gardevoir.
Some guy from that Discord leaked a bunch of images last thread showing what a mentally ill person Blueman actually is including the fact that his OC Sylvia was created because he was cucked in real life by his girlfriend.
Basically it is just board drama. It is hilarious though
>>26878486
I thought about that but locking myself in wow, doesn't seem like a good idea. I have sticky web support in the team so I thought a set of wow, moonblast, psychic anddestiny bondwould be good. I'm kinda new in competitive.
For all you perves out there. here's what the hidden posts had to offer https://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/thread/26877871/
>>26878356
You're a god amongst men anon!
>>26877978
>gardevoir will never use hypnosis on you
why
>>26877945
who's blue and why is he a cuck?
I'm not a furry.... I'm not a furry....
>>26879344
thats right, gardevoir shares very few traits with furries, youre a xenophile you fucking degenerate
>>26879511
This is fine.
>>26877906
That face is so smug
>"master actually thinks he can turn me down"
>"we'll see how much energy he has to run away once I draining kiss him"
>>26877906
No because this is the third thread this week, at least the other weekly furfag threads don't go over their limit and cry victim.
>>26879608
I do though
>>26879608
Because everyone here is borderline bestiality. Their pokemon must be in their purest animalistic form.
>>26878489
oh oh I wanna tell this story
once upon a time there was a normal functioning member of society who goes by the name of BlueMan. A former friend of his who goes by Maxy tried to out him for being some autist who uses other autists for views, but the tides turned on Maxy when the thread outed Maxy for being an even bigger moron than the person he tried to bring shame to.
Then the thread stopped fucking caring and wanted to post gardevoir, let's do that this time
>>26879671
tl;dr autists being autists.
If you wanna be lewd go to /trash/ instead
>>26879671
>tl;dr
someone tried getting people to hate an innocent guy, but it hilariously backfired
>>26879692
>innocent guy
oh sweet summer child
>>26879713
Blue man isn't summer
>>26879692
>>26879713
>>26879718
seriously fuck off already i'm tired of the downward spiral
just let me lurk peacefully
>>26879722
what's the point of lurking if nobody is posting
What is with all this lewdposting? We surely can have a thread for it at /trash/.
Here are 5 cute facts about Gardevoir:
1) Gardevoir is a Pokemon!
2) It is very cute!
3) I love it!
4) Gardevoir!
>>26879742
None of this is lewd, it's just breasts
No different to the ones you'd find on a Pokegirl
>>26879752
4) The Pokedex is wrong, it cannot create physical black holes
>>26879754
It violates Global Rule 3, ya mong.
Gardevoir is the only real waifumon, the rest are just produced by the wild imagination of 14 year olds.
>>26879759
that fact isn't very cute
>>26877978
INTENSE HEALING!!
>>26879754
Just because mods might be willing to secretly fill their pedo fap folders doesn't mean that we will be granted such leniency as pokegirl posters.
SUfags got their generals exiled into /trash/ for this, we might be next if we keep spamming our threads with lewds.
>>26879752
5) kill yourself
>>26879831
6) disregard 5
>>26879818
This. Board is blue. Keep things SJW. We can easily just make a /trash/ thread for pokemon lewds and cross link if we really must.
>>26879765
Gardevoir isn't furry you retard
>>26879874
>Keep things SJW
Typo or Freudian slip?
>>26879874
But there's nothing wrong with a Pokémon that is literally a white human with green hair sporting a pair of titties
Only furries are conscious of what is and isn't a furry
>>26879876
yeah, but it becomes anthro when you stick tits on it. Argue semantics all you want, but that's the position the higher ups have taken, so ultimately there's not much we can do about it.
>>26879885
That's wrong, we should fight for our right to post sfw content at our own disgression
>>26879880
Yeah it's stupid late on my end. I meant SFW.
>>26879885
And anthro isn't furry either because Gardevoir is basically a human
>>26879903
If you really wanna get technical, GR3 is about anthro, not furry. "Furry" is just a colloquialism
>>26879909
And Gardevoir isn't either
Otherwise it would be disallowed, tits or no tits
>>26879921
If a Gardevoir slaps or punches you, would it hurt?
>>26879966
Probably.
>>26879936
Well, seeing as how the Titdevoir is all gone I can only assume that the mods side with >>26879909, >>26879885, and >>26879765 on this.
>>26879818
why is gallade pearl
>>26879903
>>26879909
>>26879936
I think that Pokemon as a board topic have been granted some minor exceptions. As long as posters keep things relatively worksafe, mods couldn't care less about bipedal fire vixens or humanoid chicken, given that both are hard-wired into franchise.
>>26879992
I must second this. Pearl does use a blade but Gallade's proportions don't even really make sense as an analogue for Pearl.
>>26879992
>Stick figure
>Affinity for sword fighting and being skilfull at it
>Being able to produce a bladed weapon instead of carrying one around
>Fixated on the matter of manners and what is a proper behaviour
It is the closest fit yet.
>>26879966
look at an official 3d model for gardevoir
they have pretty big, thick hands. I would say yes
could we leave sources for lewds
>>26879985
Giving yourself (You)'s is against the rules
>>26880048
Sorry, pal, but that's not happening here.
>>26879634
Why can't that happen to me?
>>26880031
To me it would be like a paper slapping my face
Gardevoir is for hug, not fug
>>26877871
cute
Who honestly wouldn't want a cute floating green thing that somewhat resembles a human female which devotes its entire existence to you?
You fucking degenerates have to have a thread every other day.
At least the bunny fucks and phox fags keep their autism contained to one day a week and tell the board what day they'll be yiffing.
>>26878187
Repress the amorphous
Ralts and zoroark get a pass you retarded
>>26879344
Gard is not furry.
>>26879909
"Furry" was banned for being fucking obnoxious, that's it. It was the behavior of the posters more than the content posted.
>>26881193
>It was the behavior of the posters more than the content posted.
Sounds alot like the "REAL" gardevoir fans
>>26881202
No it's exactly like tailsposter
Gardevoir is a pokémon. Leave Gardevoir alone!
>>26881218
I think the past few threads have proven you wrong. Tailsposter was doing you all a favor bu trying to get rid of these monstrosities.
>>26879921
>>26879956
Delete This !!
>>26880394
Or me T_T
If S/M does not have a Ralts then I will transfer one from XY.
I got a level 1 shiny I have been wanting to use for a while but have been saving it for a new gen play trough.
>>26881334
I have a shiny pumpkaboo I've been doing the same with.
I don't like guardivour
>>26881725
Why are you such a fagboi
>103 replies and only 31 images
Did spamfag finally do it?
>>26881814
Gardivour is a shit
>>26881851
You're absolutely right.
Gardevoir on the other hand is pretty great.
>>26879335
>You are an man amongst men
There fixed that statement for you.
Real gods amongst men keep breeding till they get 5 perfect iv shiny female gardevoir with timid and trace.
>>26877945
what cucking did I miss
>>26881851
>not liking gardevoir
are you gay?
>>26882741
No but I have standards.
I prefer kirlia
Reminder: http://i.imgur.com/6FuuG7L.png
>>26882888Im sure everyone saved it the first time it was posted
>>26882888
how long are you gonna hold such an autistic grudge?
http://blueman282.deviantart.com/art/Discord-617954070 Please no shitposting lads :^)
>your Gardevoir will never have a spell cast on her by a powerful Mismagius witch and grow a ten feet long futa penis
>your Gardevoir will never as a result be claimed by an all-consuming animal lust
>your Gardevoir will never beg to pound your boipussy and fill you with her thick, potent seed until your stomach bulges
>your Gardevoir will never use her psychic powers to achieve this when you deny her
>your Gardevoir will never cockvore you as punishment and asphyxiate you inside of her penis
>the force of your Gardevoir's orgasm will never propel your unconscious body from the slit of her dick
>while you lay in a pool of her semen, your Gardevoir will never shake you awake and commence to penetrate your ass and make you her eternal cocksleeve
Feels bad, Gardebros. ;_;
>>26882741
Easily the Worst pokegirl
>tfw no Gardevoir mom
Since Gardevoir is always lawful by definition what would a lawful evil Gardevoir be like?
>>26883372
Like a normal Garde, but with a fake mustache she twirls maniacally every once in a while
>>26882386
is trace better than synchronize ?
why?
>>26883548
Because of Redman
>>26883548
"Absorb" abilities.
>>26883548
>>26883548
Both are super situational at best.
Status effects are probably more common than actually useful abilities for garde. On the other hand, trace lets Gardevoir take advantage without having to be injured.
How does a male Gardevoir work? Why are there male Gardevoir?How is it that male Gardevoir are superior to Gallade?
>>26884141
Because you're a fagboi
>>26884182
>superior in looks and combat
>b-but muh Mega Gallade
More like mini Mega Medicham. Why anyone would evolve their Gardevoir into the absolute shitmon that is Gallade is beyond me.
>>26883548
Trace is fun for copying immunity abilities. You can fuck with things like Heatran, Landorus, or other scarfed things that give immunity to their main stab attacks.
>>26884272
Flygon not Landorus. Idk why I typed Landorus
>>26884201
Tell that to wally
>>26884141
I have a male Shiny Mega Gardevoir. Female Garde a shit.
>>26883548
Because sometimes synchronize fails as the pokemon doing the status is immune to it (happens alot) Where as you bring trace out on any pokemon that has a decent ability, you can turn gardevoir into a veritable sweeping machine.
The short version, very few people win games with synchronize.
Don't be afraid guys, mods died
>>26879634
how's the artist?
Who's Blue? Can a nigga get a good story?
>>26886262
Of course. Who wouldn't?
>>26886241
Blue's just a random dude with some troll that's jealous of him for having friends.
The good story is how fucked the troll's life is
>>26886262
Did anything else of his get translated?
>>26882961
wew lad
>You will never have a qt tomboy female Gallade
Why live?
>>26886293
Post the story my dude.
>>26886591
aight, well it's probably gonna be a long one.
First off, Blue made public once that a girl cucked him sometime. The troll is named Maxy. So Maxy tried using that cuck story to get people to hate Blue, yet it horribly backfired when a friend or two of Blue's stepped in and got the gardevoir thread before this one to turn on Maxy by bringing up how Maxy's boyfriend is abusive as fuck over simple shit like video games and Maxy defends him like it was nothing. That and Maxy worships gardevoir like a god. Also going to note that Maxy does it because Blue has a gardevoir OC and friends, and all Maxy has is a fake god and a shitty boyfriend.
>tl;dr
Blue's got nothing against him, Maxy makes fun of cucks when it's better than his shitty relationship. Maxy also has delusions that gardevoir is an actual god.
>>26886354
a hack-mon has no value here.
and bragging about it makes you look pathetic :-)
>>26886834
t. Blueman
but really, kill yourself regardless of who you are
>>26881851
It's a curse liking all Pokemon sometimes.
>>26886905
Stay mad faggot, it still got you to reply nonetheless :^)
>>26886834
>Maxy also has delusions that gardevoir is an actual god.
This Maxy person sounds like a real nutcase.
>>26886990
I think he's the signature nutcase among gardefags
anyone wanna share Gardevoir builds and move choices?
also before mega stones what was the item of choice for it?
>>26887232
>also before mega stones what was the item of choice for it?
choice scarf
>>26880468
awwwwww
>>26880468
you can give your gardevoir any use you want.but gardevoir doesn't have genitals so you cant fug them.
>gardefags acting like any one of them is more autistic than the other
>>26886834
>Maxy makes fun of cucks when it's better than his shitty relationship.
>Cuck relationships are better than abusive ones
???
>>26887663
would you rather simply be cucked or yelled at to cut all ties with friends over a video game?
>>26887441
Then where do eggs come from? I refuse to believe that shit about them being "cradles" from the stork.
>>26887751
It's basically the truth. Pokemon just kinda pop into existence
>>26887707
Depends on the video game to be honest
>>26887792
if I remember correctly, it was just because Maxy's boyfriend didn't get a loadout he wanted in.. payday 2? I forget the game
>>26887441
>>26887791
>A game aimed towards kids doesn't show or mention genitalia, so I'm going to take it at face value, and believe in the stork.
>>26888388
I just think it makes things funnier. You're subverting the subversion, while also cockblocking all the perverts
>>26888409
>>26888409
Telling someone that a fictional character doesn't have genitals is pointless, given the character is already not real. It won't stop them. Also, so what, why do you care? Xenophobia? Who cares if people find a sapient human-like being attractive?
>>26888669
It actually doesn't bother me. It's just funny if people do get bothered by it.
I love shitposting in these threads because people will just think im maxy or blueman.
You all should fucking end your lives already.
>>26888979
See you on the other side
Thanks, Anonymous. I love you.
no homo
>>26889633
no prob
some gallade too
Aren't you worried about killing off the thread if you keep posting that fast?
>>26889731
idk
I'm just posting what I have then going to bed
good night
all gardevoir go to hell
hi, i'm you new neigbhour, wat's up ?
>>26886317
There is a page with a bunch of translations. Any anons have the link?
>>26889654
>>26886317
>>26890462
>Titdevoir
Enjoy your ban.
>>26890472
low tier: boob gardevoir
high tier: flat gardevoir
>>26890472
why people hate titdevoirs? They are sexy
>>26890563
Xenophilia. Xenophiles like non-human traits.
By the way. Anons, where do you see gardevoir's body ending and clothes beginning?
>>26890598
actually xenophilia != bestiality.
For me it is not problem to fuck inteligent and sexy life form from space.
>>26890614
The problem is that it's still considered anthro, which violates Global Rule 3.
>>26890614
Pokémon basically are aliens. Some are also basically people, pic related.
>>26887441
they have a mouth and that's more than enough.
wow
3 days later and this thread is still kicking.
>>26880468
Why not both, Anon? She can cuddle, she can fuck, and she can fend off the wild primate that keep trying to break into your cabin in the middle of the night to steal your pokeblock stash.Her pokeblock stash.
>>26891209
I wonder what it would be like to fug the gardevoir.
>>26890472
AWWWW COM ON !
>>26891319
It depends on gender of gardevoir.
But no matter of gender you will hear something like
GAR GAAAAAAR GAAAAR GAARR VOOOIR VOOOIR VOOIR GAAAARDEEEVOIIIRRRRR.
>>26891558
Telepathy, my man.
YES YES YES OH GOD YES YES YYEEEESSSS
>>26891589
like gardevoir will try to focus on telepathy instead of focusing on pleasure.
>tfw you Baton Pass stats to Gardevoir and then you sweep the opposing team with Stored Power
what would be the average lifespan of a Gardevoir?
>>26891623
why whens omeone draws "Real life pokemon" it looks like abberation and parody of pokemon.
And i think gardevoir can life at least 100 years. Because if gardevoir's trainer will die cus he was too old, Gardevoir will be very sad.
>>26891634
i mean not more than 100 years
>>26891614
They could be one in the same. Don't know the extent of their telepathic powers. Also don't know how much effort it takes.
>>26891647
or maybe gardevoir can telepathicaly make double orgasm.
>>26892062
>synchronize
>trace
>>26892083
this gonna be good
>>26892062
That's kind of what I was insinuating. Like the Asari, for example.
>tfw you manage to Baton Pass stat boosts to your qt guardian angel waifu and have her wreak the opposition with Stored Power
>>26882961
This is why I always carry around both a Mismagius and a Gardevoir
pet your gardevoir
>>26893698
Every day
Still amazed this thread haven't been killed.
>>26893730
>gardevoir threads live
>richardposting gets banned
what a terrible time to be on /vp/
>>26892093
Get out of my Garde thread, Narutoad
>>26892452
And then you get your shit kicked by a Weavile running Punishment.
Gardevoir's high stance in Pokken is pretty dang cute.
>>26893698
and dont forget to hug after
