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>>26877324
You just want to dick it, do you?Same here desu
>>26877324
>>26877324
Why OP? Only reason I can think of is so you can make porn with them.
>>26877333
TOKI WO TOMARE
male
>>26877331
>>26877343
It has always appeared femenine to me. The first time I watched the first movie, I thought mew was a girly kitty. It has always seemed female in appearance to me, maybe because it has a slender figure and is pink and cute.I may or may not want to fug, but that doesn't change the point
Non-binary, pan, trans, genderfluid, giraffe-kin.
>>26877374
That does change the point. It changes the point a lot.
>>26877324
Nein, mew should be intersex.
>>26877388
By saying genderfluid, you're already saying tans and nonbinary, now you're just shit posting.
>>26877398want to fuck it doesn't change the gender I see it as, since it wouldn't matter to meyou made me say it. Also, I thought this could lead into some interesting non-fug related discussion.
>>26877333
Fake and probably gay
>>26877324
Mew: Hermaphrodite. It has to breed with itself, after all.
Mewtwo: Female, due to how cloning works.
Articuno: Female. WInter is more frequenty associated with femininity.
Zapdos: Male. I dunno why.
Moltres: Male. How else can it be the "flaming" Moltres?
Entei, Raikou, & Suicune, all male.
Lugia: I would have said male, but mama Lugia beats out the one with the sexy voice for determining gender.
Ho-Oh: Female. Life givers are frequently female.
Celebi: Female, with little reasoning.
The Regis: Still genderless. They are robots.
Groudon&Kyogre: Female. Both the Earth and the Sea are frequently associated with feminine figures.
Rayquaza: Male. The sky is frequently associated with masculine features.
Deoxys: Too alien to be defined by gender as we understand it.
Jirachi: Male. Centuries of gender bias in science leaves me hard-pressed to name a female astronomer.
Palkia and Dialga as female and male accordingly. Their feet, coloring, and builds speak for themselves.
Regigigas Male, I guess.
Giratina: Male.
Darkrai: Male to counter Cressilia.
Shaymin: Female. Flowers m8.
Manaphy: Male. "Prince" of the sea.
Arceus: A third gender that Arceus made just for itself. Arceus loves confusing you.
Terrakion, Cobalion, and Keldeo: Male
Virizion: Male
Zekrom: Female. It's the "Yin", if I'm not mistaken, which encompases feminimity because reasons.
Reshiram: Male because above.
Kyurem: Asexual. Not like the Regis, who have no defined gender, but literally without a gender until it fuses.
Victini: Male for no real reason.
Xerneas: Female. Trees are generally feminine.
Yveltal: Male, because Xerneas is female.
Zygarde: Trending female, because earth. However, its biology raises issues.
Hoopa: Male. Tricksters are more frequently male.
Volcanion: Male for no good reason.
>>26877475
Me
Forgot lake trio.
Mesprit: Female
Uxie: Female
Azelf: Male.
>>26877347
>>26877475
I never thought that about Mewtwo. Sounds good to me.
>>26877417
Wow
>>26877324
No Pokémon is genderless.
Some of their genders are just unknown.
>>26877475
You lack knowledge about Pokémon.
There is more than one Mew.
>>26877545
Then how come Attract doesn't work on Genderless Pokemon regardless of what Gender the user is? Checkmate.
>>26877545
>Celebi was in Red/Blue
So they knew ahead of time they'd be doing a 2nd gen?
>>26877557
I just told you. No Pokémon is genderless.
Their gender is unknown.
>>26877475
>Prince of the sea
That's Phione you're thinking of there lad.
>>26877557
Because unknown gendered pokemon aren't attracted to pokemon who subscribe to a bigoted two gender system you genderfluidphobic cislord!
>>26877564
Ho-oh was in the first episode of the show, anon.
>>26877564
Celebi gender is unknown.
>>26877576
Why can't they attract each other then? Czech mate Atheists
>>26877580
I do know that. I remember watching. I just didnt know Celebi was already a thing back then too.
>>26877567
Can you read? I'm saying if their gender is just unknown, and they are actually male or female, then how come Attract can't work on them no matter if the user is male or female.
>>26877528
There's nothing funny about being a shitlord
>>26877555
Source?
>>26877585
Čech mate
>>26877583
And there Richard, even if your info is right nobody cares and you ruined a potentially fun thread. Good job.
>>26877593
The Pokédex. You are a Pokémon Beginner.
>>26877528
Its not that I missed the joke, It's that I avoided it.
>>26877630
This thread is full of Pokémon beginners.
>>26877631
And you are a fun ruiner.
>>26877591
Game freak.
>>26877644
And ? We could've had fun like that. People come here because they enjoy the games, the anime, or the card game, and want to have a good time together. Not to get bothered by your bullshit. Even if it's right that pokemon aren't genderless, nobody cares but you. People don't care if you think they're "beginners", I've been playing pokemon for 15 years and I never cared about the pokédex, fuck off
>>26877647
You shouldn't be following inaccurate information.
Always official sources like the Pokédex.
The Pokédex is always right.
Remember that fact. Kid.
>>26877555
And yet, that doesn't help anything since we are assigning one gender to the entire species. If all of them were female, how would they fertilize their eggs?
>>26877683
I'd rather follow "inaccurate" informations and have run than be forced to read the piece of shit that is the pokédex.
And once again, underage b8 calling people kids, like pottery
>you will never crush Richard's Pokédex in front of him
>>26877675
Why reply then?
If you don't care?
You must be a Pokémon Beginner, if you think There is only one Mew in the World.
>>26877701
I never fucking said that. I'm just upset because I cared about this thread because it could've been fun making up headcanon, but you had to ruin it
>>26877697
Sad.
>>26877633
Then you're the one shitposting.
There was really no need for you to say anything. Nobody cares about your tumblr crap.
>>26877684
You said that Mew was a female.
However, You should say they
>>26877716
I don't like headcanons.
>>26877749
This thread is all about headcanons, it's about making up stuff. And you ruined it. Do you go around telling people to stop writing their fanfictions or something ?
>>26877749
This thread is about headcanons. Fuck off to a thread you do like instead of shitting up this one.
>>26877475
>Trees are generally feminine
>>26877475
You also left Diancie off the list there, anon.
>>26877475
Mew: female, as it gave birth.
Mewtwo: male. The original Mewtwo was given birth to. Clones are female. (See the Genesect movie)
Elemental birds: male.
Elemental beasts: male.
Lugia: female, as it had a child in the anime.
Ho-Oh: male.
Celebi: female.
Latios: male.
Latias: female.
Regis: male, though they are robots.
Gyroudon, Kyorge and Ratquaza: male.
Jirachi: female
Deoxys: male.
Rotom: male
Lake trio: Female, except for Azelf who is male.
Dragon trio: all male
Heatran: both genders
Regigigas: male
Manaphy: female
Phione: both
Cresselia: female
Darkrai: male
Shaymin: both, mostly female (like Litleo)
Arceus: male
Victini: male
Genies: male
Tao trio: male
Musketeers: male, except for Virizion, who is female.
Meoletta: female
Genesect: male
Xerneas: female
Yveltal: male
Zygarde: male
Diancie: female
Hoopa: male
Volcanion: male
Magearna: female
Solgaleo: male
Lunaala: female
>>26877845
I totally did, but am going to try and play it off all cool, like, "Well, obviously Diancie is female. Duh."
Don't know why people are imagining Xerneas as a female. It's got horns like a stag.
>>26877996
>Ratquaza
kek.
>>26878058
Female stantler and sawsbuck have antlers
>>26877996
Reshiram, Articuno, Kyogre, and Palkia seemed more female to me.
Lugia and Deoxys to me seems like it can vary.
Regis, Rotom and Arceus have no gender in my book.
Regigigas also has no gender to me but has masculine features.
Other than that I like this list.
>>26877475
>futa mew fucking itself
>>26878069
You're right, but meh.
>>26878069
But anon Xerneas' antlers look much much moremanly
>>26877633
No, the joke wasn't about tumblr. It was a joke about manaphy, a water type pokemon, being gender FLUID.
Female: Latias, Cresselia, Meloetta, Shaymin, and Manaphy
Genderless: Mew, Arceus, Genesect, and the Regis
Male: Everything else
>>26878082
Reshiram has a penis.
Palkia is shaped like a fucking penis.
>>26877374
>That time it wanted to commit genocide against a bunch of clones for being freaks, I thought it must be female.
I always saw it as a dude
meloetta is female but only in aria forne has puss puss
>>26879142
Reported for nsfw content
Better hide kid lol
>>26878494
underrated
futa with boobs and bagina
>>26878069
Just saying, female reindeer have big antlers, only explanation for sawsbuck is that the horns are meant to be branches.
I just see xerneas as a stag.
I'm just going to list the female ones
>Mew
>Articuno
>Suicune*
>Lugia
>Kyogre
>Azelf (Varies)
>Mesprit
>Uxie
>Dialga*
>Shaymin
>Victini (varies)
>Reshiram*
>Meloetta
>Xerneas**
>Diancie
>Magearna
>Lunala
*Dialga has always been feminine to me, same thing with Reshiram. Zekrom wears a suit and tie while Reshiram has on jewelry. I always thought this was super obvious until I heard Reshirams super masculine voice in the movie. Also suicune looks very feminine to me with all the calming colors and cat like face which I also see as feminine.
**I aways saw Xerneas as female until >>26878058. This legit blew my mind and now I'm a little unsure how I see it. Still pretty feminine though.
Rayquaza is female, because she has lipstick like a proper lady
Mew: female
Mewtwo: female
Birds:male
Beasts: male
Ho-oh:male
Lugia:female
Celebi:female
Groudon:male
Kyogre:male
Rayquaza:female
Lati@s: they are gendered
Regis:male
Celebi:female
Deoxys:male
Palkia:female
Dialga:male
Giratina:female
Arceus:male
Shaymin:female
Azelf:male
Uxie:male
Mesprit:female
Victini:male
Reshiram:female
Zekrom:female
Kyurem:male
Meloetta:female
Genesect:male
Terrakion:male
Cobalion:male
Keldeo:male
Virizion:female
Xerneas:male
Yveltal:male
Diance:female
Hoopa:male
MAgearna:female
Volcanion:male
Solgaleo:male
Lunaala:female
keep in mind I gave genders to many pokemon who seem completely agender, like the regis and arceus, because of the point of the thread
>>26877475
>Mewtwo
>Female
Anon confirmed to be Yuyama/Sonoda disgruntled towards Smash Mewtwo
>>26881978
>Mewtwo
>Female
>Because of how cloning works
You couldn't read a mere line of text besides that? you're either really impatient, or really stupid
