Cloning?
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Ok, so, we know cloning is canon, but how canon is it? Nurse Joy, Officer Jenny, Ditto, Mewtwo, Game Cloning Glitches, Zoroark? How far does this go?!
nurse joy are not clones...
>>26859786
How do you know? Proof?
>>26859801
they're cousins
>>26859829
Or so they say. There's no possible way that can be true though. Do the match, how many of them, all cousins, there's no legitimate way to have that much sex, with that many different people, and have that many children, all in the same family, that look exactly the same, unless daddy been sleepin around, and even then, there's no legitimate way to have that much sex, it's impossible. Then there's genetics, which also make it impossible for them to be cousins and all look EXACTLY THE SAME!! It's cloning.
>>26859854
the magic of cartoons makes it possible
>>26859854
Maybe the Pokédex is lying also, and in turn, Mew not being able to learn Crabhammer makes more sense
>>26859858
Duck that, it's cloning.
>>26859859
What?
>>26859860
>Fuck
>>26859854
don't make me post the School Days family tree
To clone you have to put a pokemon in an empty box and turn off in the middle of saving.
How many times do you think it would take to do this to get that many nurse joys? While only two mewtwos exist to be the only canon clones of mew. Mew itself is ether a self replicating organism or reproduces sexually.
We just simply have to believe all nurse joys come from different parents and are only faintly related.
(Insert pic of orange island nursejoy her)
>>26859885
recently saw an episode where they show a joy family. A nurse joy mother, a fatass father and 2 daughers a teen and a child (who looked like small joys) and joy was like their fourth name
>>26859897
So my bet is they just have very powerful, all dominant, unbeatable genes (and fuck epigenetics)
>>26859520
>Zoroark
What? How are they clones?
>>26859520
It's whatever you want it to be because the "canon" in these games is retarded. Did you know that eggs are cradles from the stork? How about those dex entries and indian elephants?
>>26859854
>>/reddit/
>>26859905
Maybe the Nurse Joys and Officer Jennys are Pokemonster Girl succubi who use a man's sperm to produce copies of themselves.
Hmmm...everyone but the important trainers are a clone.
