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>>26853178
Dawn believes in underwear
Seviper totally evolves from Arbok you guys
>>26853178
Mewtwo is the strongest Pokémon in the World.
>>26853566
That wasn't exactly a lie back then.
>>26853566
Then who is stronger?
Arceus is a Savior.
>>26853571
Mega Fug, Arceus, Primal Groudon, Primal Kyogre, Xerneas, Yveltal, Deoxys Attack, Soul Dew Latios, Giratina Origin, Lugia, Ho-oh, Mega Diancie and Darkrai.
Non legendary? Mega Gengar and Mega Salamence.
Based on Smogons Uber tier. Doesn't look much better in VGC.
team flare is interested in Zygrade.
>>26853601
Anon, mewtwo has a high bst, than most of them, then mega mewtwo is on par with Fug.
Personally, I believe almost half of everything in the Pokedex is likely a lie or superstition, but it is alright if you believe otherwise.
Mewtwo was made from a mew fossil.
>>26853621
Nice try, Richard.
>>26853635
That's not me. I told you before.
I would never go against the Pokédex.
>>26853635
Nah, though I did try to word my post so that it would not upset him too much.
>>26853518
It actually does its just almost nobody knows about it. you have to solo the elite 4 100 times in a row with arbok and then you need a master ball because it switches into a master ball when it evolves
>>26853618
Lol, Life Orb Mewtwo is stronger than Mega Mewtwo Y.
>>26853642
>>26853645
>ITT:Lies
Pikachu shocks Marowak
Reshiram and Zekrom height in the Movies.
Unowns are Arceus thousands arms.
cubone is a kangaskhan
Ditto is a failed clone of Mewtwo
>>26853710
>>26853721
>>26853737
ITT: Stealth Richard thread
Believing in anything but collecting and battling.
Garchomp Evolved From Sharpedo
>>26853753
gengar is clefable shadow
Indian Elephants exist in the Pokemon world
>>26853654
This is true. My cousin did it and showed me.
>>26853840
When are we getting a region based on India
>>26853630
Huh? It was made from a Mew hair, not fossil
So is Lt. Surge from Unova? Or America?
Are they different? Supposed to be the same?
>>26853178The United Kingdom is better off outside the European Union
For a related one, there is not a single useful ice type pokemon, it is not ideal to have one on your team, they do not make fun gimmicks, and making a hail team is not absolutely hilarious if you get snowcloak and brightpowder on the same pokemon.
>>26854185
from America.
>>26854178
No. Mewtwo was born from a Mew.
>>26853840
dumb kid.
They do exist.
Genesect is a kabutops.
Mew can learn any move.
>>26854631
The Pokédex doesn't lie.
>>26854724
That only applies to the canon described to the pokédex, not to the game's canon.
>>26854735
No. it don't.
>>26854771
In the games, due to gameplay limitations, you cannot legitimately teach some moves to Mew. It's just a game mechanic, it's a different universe with different rules.
>>26854790
Different universe, different rules.
>>26854784
The NPcs in the games already explain why they won't teach mew some moves.
>>26854808
Yup. But those reasons still mean that a Mew owned by you, the player character, in the game world, cannot learn some moves. It could if it had an opportunity to, but it's like candy that's too high for you to grab.
>>26854816
The player doesn't canonically capture a Mew.
>>26854148
Why would you want a region based on a place where it's common for people to shit in the street in public?
>>26854832
New Pokémon.
>>26854816
You shouldn't take Pokémon curren movesets as canon.
>>26854822
>What is Faraway Island
>>26854841
We can get animals from a certain country without having a region based on it. There's no Australia region but we have kangaskhan and breloom.
>>26854857
They never officially capture Mew.
somethings in the games are not canon.
>>26854864
1. kangaskhan and breloom are not animals. They are Pokémon.
>>26854921
Your shitty headcanon =/= fact
You can't just nitpick what's canon and what's not in the games. Everything in the games is canon; they're the baseline for the rest of the pokemon media.
Pokémon is a Ash's Dream
>>26854921
The game is its own canon, what the pokédex describes is a different universe, a different canon.
Zinnia washes her underwear
>>26854703
>>26854937 (you)
>>26854640
this makes me cringe so hard
>>26854995
Haven't played ORAS, but does she actually say that? That's gross yo.
>>26854951
I don't do headcanon.
They never officially capture a Mew.
>>26855224
Repeating yourself doesn't make you any more right, Richard
What you preach to be right is wrong, fucking get over it already
>>26853566
Hold on a second...
>>26855255
There is no need to be silly.
We both know that the players in games never officially capture Mew, Arceus, Mewtwo, Celebi and etc.
>>26853601
Game=/= anime. In anime a bellsprout can kickass.
>>26855145
>not wanting her to force you to sniff her underwear after losing a battle to her
>>26854703
kek, the best part is it makes sense and it's 100% from canon
>>26853178
Well, Mantine IS the second-heaviest Johto Pokemon after Steelix, who is an evolution of a Kanto Pokemon
>>26855259
Ive always wanted a Vulpix prevo thats just a tiny all white baby with one tail
>>26854724
I mean it's written by 10 year olds who write a description for it as soon as they see it.
>Alazakam has an IQ of 6000!!!!!!
>Macargo's temperature is 8,000 degrees!!!!!
>Arcanine is a Legendary from China!!!!!
>Parasect's spores are used in China!!!!
>Larivatar eats whole mountains!!!
>Kadabra comes from psychic human children!!!!
>When Entei barks, a volcano erupts, and Entei are born when volcanoes are made!!!
>Slugma never sleep, and sleep next to magma!!!!
>Jet planes can crash into Metang and not leave a scratch!!!
>Tentacruel has 80 tentacles!!!!!
>Arceus has 1000 arms!!!!
>Grimer is made from X-rays from the Moon!!!!
>Raichu and Gastly can knockout Indian Elephants!!!!!
>What are Indian Elephants?? Idk lol
>Wailord is literally lighter than air.
There are so many Pokedex entries that make no sense and contradict it's own canon half the time.
>>26855459
>tfw you realize Wailord is lighter than air due to its inner methane sacs
>tfw you realize Wailord permanently smells like shit
>>26854991
shocked people actually think this.
Even the unrealistic exaggerations are legit canon. Yes, Poliwrath is about to swim across the Pacific without resting in about a day.
>>26854185
Just wanted to draw attention to that reaction image, 10/10
>>26855511
Methane has no natural smell
>>26855726
False.
>>26854995
haha what do you think her underwear smells like haha im curious for laughs haha
>>26855369
Mantine is heavier than Tyranitar?
how? is it incredibly tall?
>>26856068
Haha, yeah, for laughs I wanna get some Zinnia musk too! It would also be funny to sniff her feet, armpits, elbows, neck, and back of knee, too, haha!
