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My Fellow /vp/aggots and /vp/oreons..

I have to declare the truth. I can no longer make /vp/ great again with the dumbing down of Pokemon. There's too much child pandering for me to continue enjoying the games.

I went to GameStop and turned in my Wii U, 6 3DS XL's including the ones I got from Japan and Europe incase you all got or get the games before us. Also for cheating purposes. I am a filthy injector, you already knew this.

I am moving on from Pokemon and relinquishing who I was for /vp/. I cannot make Alola, America, /vp/ or 4chan great again or ever more.

You're all on your own, faggots.

This is the end of my speech. I just wanted to share that I am stepping down and quitting altogether. I'm getting a real job, a real wife, real children, and putting away the toys.

Looks like life won and I'm its corporate slaving bitch now.

Good bye, /vp/..

It's been bittersweet.

Sincerely,
Trumoos.