Your favorite Pokémon is up against your most hated one. Movesets and EVs are as standard as possible.
Who wins?
Me: Crawdaunt x Gliscor - take that DD crabhammer you annoying ugly fucker. I win.
>>26837241
Favorite: Latios
Most despised: Chansey
I lose since standard can't break it.
>>26837241
Smeargle vs
I don't even have to finish
>>26837241
>autismdragonite loses to Lando
>Emboar vs Keldeo
I'm fucked.
>>26837273
Chansey loses if you trick her before using toxic or other non-damaging move and then use psyshock until it dies.
>>26837241
Kadabra vs Hydreigon
Not sure what you mean by standard movesets, but I'd probably use Dazzling Gleam on Kadabra.
Kadabra > Hydreigon thanks to 4x weakness and lower speed
>>26837241
Lucario vs Volcanion. Welp, I might have some problems.
Good thing I remembered about that thing in the last moment, because beating up Luvdisc would be pretty pathetic.
Dragonite vs. Golbat
Outrage into oblivion
>>26837308
I know, but Trick set isn't the "standard as possible" option.
>>26837388
Isn't it? The most standard Latios I can think of is draco meteor/psyshock/trick/defog with either choice scarf or specs.
>>26837336
>Lucario
>>26837417
Nah, it's
Draco
Psyshock
HP Fire/Surf/EQ
Defog/Roost
>>26837361
sorry to disappoint
252+ Atk Dragonite Outrage vs. 248 HP / 252+ Def Eviolite Golbat: 133-157 (37.6 - 44.4%) -- guaranteed 3HKO
It can toxic then stall you out with roost.
>Volcarona vs Cryogonal
gg ez
>>26837424
I knew I'm gonna attract people like you. But we're talking favorites, not best, so I'm not even going to argue. I liked the line since Platinum was fresh, shit all you want about it.
test etc
do NOT reply to this
>Feraligatr vs Magmortar
Waterfall
Fav: Starmie
Hated: Hariyama
Pretty sure I Win?
>>26837725
Choice Band Fake Out is a OHKO after Stealth Rock
>>26837241
Favorite: Cradily
Most despised: Sylveon
I'm fucked unless I can toxic stall it out
Talonflame BTFOs Grenigger
Banette vs. Scizor
ROLL THE SUCKER PUNCHES
And don't forget willow-wisp
>>26837241
Mega Gallade gets a Swords Dance off and survives a Draco Meteor from the Goodra, then blows that slime thing the fuck out with a +2 drain punch that OHKO's it.
>Whimsicott vs. Pignite
0 SpA Whimsicott Moonblast vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Pignite: 133-157 (41.4 - 48.9%) -- guaranteed 3HKO
252+ Atk Life Orb Pignite Flare Blitz vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Whimsicott: 354-421 (109.2 - 129.9%) -- guaranteed OHKO
Ouch.
Takes 91.9% - 99.4% from Moonblast + recoil, though.
Maybe if it used Stun Spore and Pignite couldn't move for 3 turns afterwards (2 if it can get a crit).
>>26837546
gotcha anon
![[Beeps Internally].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AtWDHgH.jpg "[Beeps Internally].jpg")
>Umbreon vs. Klefki
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT. I forgot how much I hate that fucking keyblade ring bitch.
Okaaay... this fucker has a few options, but if it has Foul Play over any one of its Fairy moves, Curse/Payback setup has a chance?Umbreon heals via Wish/Moonlight, but the key will probably have a berry or something too if it isn't Light Clay...
I'd have to see how this plays out, but I'm pretty sure Umbreon loses, especially against Play Rough.
0+ Atk Sheer Force Feraligatr Waterfall vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Dunsparce: 172-204 (50.4 - 59.8%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
252+ Atk Life Orb Sheer Force Feraligatr Waterfall vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Dunsparce: 281-331 (69.5 - 81.9%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after Leftovers recovery
4 Atk Dunsparce Body Slam vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Feraligatr: 69-82 (22.1 - 26.3%) -- 12.4% chance to 4HKO
Take that you stupid little snake with wings and a drill tail! I'm not really sure Dunsparce is still the pokemon I hate most but it's definitely still a top contender
>>26837927
Yeah Umbreon is pretty much completely walled by Klefki, Payback and Foul Play barely do anything to it especially if it puts up Reflect then Toxic against you
>>26837336
>Lucario
Sylveon vs Lucario. Pray psyshock hits, wont have time to calm mind either.
Chimecho vs Luxray.
Don't think I stand a chance
Leafeon vs. Dragonite/Delphox/Chesnaught
Doesn't look good. Knock off could kill Delphox, and Aerial Ace could kill Chesnaught, but Dragonite couldn't be beat.
>>26837241
Eevee vs. quilladin
I honestly have no idea, but I'm gonna assume quilladin just for having a movepool that could smash eevee pretty easily. I'm not at all familiar with most NFE's or Little Cup, so I hope someone can prove me wrong.
Sableye vs Landorus-T
TAKE THAT FUCKING WILL-O-WISP
>>26838263
are you stupid
Favorite: Porygon-Z
Least favorite: Infernape/Keldeo
yup im fucked
>>26838374
yes
>>26838409
scarfed choice specs adaptability OHKO infernape with tri attack
>>26838595
*scarf or choice
>Heracross vs Talonflame
THERE'S A FUCKING REASON THAT SHITBIRB IS MY LEAST FAVORITE REEEEEEE
>Togetic vs Magnezone
Im fucked
Gengar vs. Basculin
gg2ez
Cleffa VS M Fug
favorite is Mienshao least favorite is Trubbish. assuming stone edge is still standard I think I've got this
>>26837241
Kecleon VS Quagsire
What the fuck is a standard Kecleon?
>>26838741
Scary fairies
Most loved: Aggron
Most hated: Gloom.
I wish I hated something tougher.
Sableye vs Quilladin. That's not even a contest!
Weavile vs Shiftry
ALTERNATIVE BOUT
Raichu vs Banette
I like my chancesI don't know the competitive scene at all, am I boned guys?
>>26837464
I like this guy.
Marowak vs. Unown
my boy could face all 28 at once and come out on top w/ rockslide
>Volcarona vs Chansey
Depends on whether it's Toxic or TWave Chansey
>>26837241
Whatever happened to this artist?
>Weavile vs. Hariyama
My poor baby!
>>26837241
Mawile VS Stantler
Pretty sure Mawile's got this.
>>26839981
Nah. The Reindeer is gonna stomp all over your waifu's face like the bitch she is.
252 SpA Raikou Hidden Power Grass vs. 252 HP / 4 SpD Quagsire: 340-404 (86.2 - 102.5%) -- 12.5% chance to OHKO
SUCK IT YOU FAGOLA
>>26837765
>choice band fake out
Do people do this?
Shedinja vs Aromatisse
Shedinja might win, simply by virtue of the fact that Aromatisse literally can't learn anything that hurts it, except Toxic. I don't know how common that is on it, but that's all its got.
I don't really hate any Pokémon, but I find Aromatisse unpleasant to look at, so it's close enough.
>>26837241
Espeon vs Heatran
Pretty sure Heatran wipes the floor with Espeon but oh well
>252 SpA Life Orb Sheer Force Nidoking Ice Beam vs. 252 HP / 8 SpD Landorus-T: 593-702 (155.2 - 183.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>26838757
Protean
Fake Out
Sucker Punch
Shadow Sneak
Power-Up Punch
I guess.
fave: Scolipede
most hated: Dugtrio, Tornadus, Thundurus, Landorus, Hoopa
ffffffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK you.
>>26840277
>implying you're going to outspeed the obviously Scarfed Lando
Lando-T oneshots with EQ, btw. Your Pokemon is dead and also shit. Failed to remove genie.
>>26840144
t. the only stantler fan? what crawled up your ass?
>>26840448
>>26840277
And before you try to lame it out with your own Scarf, you're still 6 base Speed slower. The Lando doesn't even need to be Adamant. Jolly oneshots just fine.
>>26837241
Sneasel x Scizor
Oh boy, i'm fucked
Vespiquen vs. Gurdurr
Air Slash and hopefully she can do it!
>>26837453
Dude wat
I know Eviolite is Eviolite but damn dude.
>>26837765
How the fuck are you going to use Fake Out after using Stealth Rock?
How the fuck are you going to use Fake Out after Choice Band locks you into Stealth Rock.
Tard.
>Mega Memeizard get's rekt by HP Rock Lilligant
get fucked shitzard
>>26837332
Dazzling Gleam is not standard on Kadabra. The standard is...
Psychic
Thunder Wave
Shadow Ball/Signal Beam
Hidden Power Fighting/Encore
>>26840448
>>26840475
>being this assblasted about your husbando getting a booboo
>>26840621
I despise Lando-T, but I hate morons who purposefully misinform even more. That fucking genie doesn't even receive so much as a "booboo." It outspeeds and OHKOs.
>>26840644
Sshhh ssshh its okay your hubby is safe from those nasty ol' ice cubes
Mega-Altaria vs. Gliscor.
>The set I use can barely even touch him :'^)
Mega Scizor vs Politoed
Zor outspeeds after Mega, but I'm not too sure about bulking a specs rain hydro pump.
>>26838774
>Defensive Eviolite Gloom with Swords Dance and Drain Punch
good luck
>>26837281
You disrespect your bro.
L1 Smeargle, Focus Sash.
Trick Room
Spore
Endeavour
Bullet Punch
>as standard as possible
It's a standard set for Showderp
>>26837453
Dragon Dance -> Outrage
Dragonite still wins
>Shuckle vs Goldeen
Shit.
Reuniclus vs Grenigger.
>>26840560
And exactly who is Lilligant outspeeding?
Unown vs. Slaking
It's okay. I'm used to it.
>>26837241
>Kecleon vs Heatran
Hope that drain punch crits
Porygon-Z vs Garchomp
Garchomp blows my ass out the water..
>Unless I use Scarf, which is designed to BTFO faster leads
>4x Ice Beam
