Suppose that theoretically Pokemon existed and could operate a computer well enough to post on /vp/. under these hypothetical conditions, what Pokemon would post on /vp/ and what Pokemon would avoid it like the plague? More specifically what Pokemon would shitpost here? Hypothetically speaking of course.
>>26801957
all gallades will create gardevoir threads where they spam gardevoir lewd pics. Maybe some gallades will do same with mismagius.
>>26801957
Stunfisk & Dunsparce
Also Farfetch'd
Sableye
Mawile would shitpost here posing as a gamer girl and try to be obnoxious as possible. The truth is she really is a gamer and girl but she likes making nerdbros ass mad. She's basically like Pupinia.
>>26801957
>what Pokemon would shitpost here
A female Goodra and a selfrighteous Noctowl
Rotom would make a virus spambot that infects everyone on /vp/.
Yungoos would post /pol/ subjects on /vp/ when given the chance, usually mixed together with casual racism and off-topic bitching about immigrants.
If you wished everyone in the world would turn into a pokémon all at once you'd be a bun
>>26801957
Greninja would be a Chesnaughtfag and shitpost about Chesnaught.
Chesnaught would be a Delphoxfag and shitpost about Delphox.
Delphox would be a Greninjafag and shitpost about Greninja.
It's messy.
>>26802385
Did you say that only because of that image?
Porygon would spam the same threads over and over again. Also, dyke SJW Goodra would repeatedly post threads where male Goodra are denied to be existant.
>>26801957
You
>>26803958
Anon, you can't (you) OP, or are you implying what I think you're implying.
>>26801957
Shedinja would post pics of its back, and hide them under spoilers.
Anything with Impish nature.
>shellgon
spams threads on how fly is the best move ever.
>flygon
would prolly come up with a still_liking_garchomp.jpg meme and open autismo debates on how megas are literally digimon
>>26801957
Only anti-social shitmons like Barbacle and Stunfisk.
Chads like Charizard, Blastoise, Greninja, Mewtwo, and Dragonite would avoid Pokemon.
Meganium would be a summerfag.
Bibarel and Stunfisk would post regularly.
>>26805492
>"tits or gtfo"
>meganium actually posts them
>>26802197
GOOD LUCK ROTOM
>>26806612
Rotom can hack you through your power cables because FUCKYOU.
>>26805512
>it's just pictures of her vines
>"do you want to see me pollinate?"
>>26801957
Snorlax and Slaking are daily posters.
>>26801957
Mime Jr. is a typical underage shitposting little faggot. Summer is always here for Mime Jr.
I'm literally a Shedinja
>>26801957
Hoopa would incessantly post screamer gifs and funny filenames
>>26801957
Porygon.
It'll post on ever website.
>>26801957
No Pokemon would ever browse here, let alone post here. We do not like to have our kind objectified like MLP characters.
>>26807362
>We
>>26807362
Ok, Meowth.
>>26801957
I wanted to post a regigigas typing the gorilla warfare copypasta in braille but fuck it
>>26801957
*raises paw*
I shitpost here. Guess who I am
>everyone believes an entire species has one personality but me
