>http://randompokemon.com/
>set pokemon to 1
>turn on natures
>generate>you sleep in the same bed as this pokemon>the actions of the pokemon depend on its natureHow is your night?
>serious Cherubi
>"I want a bedtime story. Now."
Welp...
I think it's going to be rather disappointed.
>>26784538
Comfy
this could be either good or bad.
lewd...
>>26784538
More like seriously gay.
Wait,
Shit.
>>26784751
Look at its serious face
It's a serious Virizion
It will give you serious love
>>26784538
T O A S T Y
O
A
S
T
Y
Cuddles all night.
How good my night is depends on its kinks...
AAAAAaaaaAA
Oh man
Probably terrible.
Welp, I'm game
>Brave Malamar
Seems like I'm getting tentacle raped and mind raped tonight
>>26784538
NO NO NO NO
I DIDN'T WANT TO BECOME A FURRY
>>26785368
But is it proud of its power?
>Timid Lilligant
muh dick
Guess it'll sleep in the corner then.
uh oh
>naughty wailmer
>naughty
>wailmer
>>26784843
underrated post
Does this mean we fuck?
end me
Uhh yeah i dunno
>>26785596
It means he cums fast
>>26785611
Yeah but sheer force? Iron fist?
Not too bad?
Time for snug.
>>26784538
I'm good.
I am more than okay with the likely implications of this
>>26785502
PLEASE ANON
>jolly kingdra
>>26786506
hey fellow anon
He gets me
>>26785502
He'll probably won't realise that he's killing me when snuggeling up on me. Oh naive lil ferroseed.
you tell me
What is she Jolly about? What will she do?
Probably a good night
I could not have asked for a better "time"
Since it can learn transform it can transform into a really soft and fluffy Pokemon to be my pillow
>>26784538
Naïve Poliwhirl.
Sound cute, night of hugs and ZZZ's.
Oh
Comfy as long as I keep it away from any electronic device
>>26786627
impressive
I'm ok with this.
>>26786685
Lucky
>>26786685
Should have said it was Timid.
nice, cuddles with snekbro
Oh man, it's okay Pinebro.
At least it won't chop my dick off
It's gonna be chilly, but I am fine with this
mmm...
Apparently I'm sharing my bed with a trap that has an attitude.
>>26786852
>implying it's not a sassy phox grill
>>26784538
>Calm Mightyena
Like sleeping with a dog.
>>26787253
But why would I want something the same gender as me?
>Naughty Ivysaur
Oh no...
Welp, goodbye cruel world.
>>26787579Point taken
WAKE ME UP
She needs someone, and I don't think I'm up for the task.
>>26784538
Uhhh, someone from /d/ what to switch places and get bug dick all night long?
>>26786669
Hope you have a melting candle fetish.
>adamant quagsire
So he's going to rape me, completely UNAWARE of my complaints
>>26787754(can't wake you up inside)
>Bold Shedinja
>>26784538
Brave Delcatty.....well at least one of us is, I would just sleep.
>>26787840
Quagsire no!
HELP
I am 100% okay with this
>>26784538
It's cool, i didnt plan on having children anyway
>>26784873
I know that feel. I'm more worried about it clumsily mincing me to pieces as it tosses about in the bed.
>>26784538
what unexpected thing could this genderless legendary possibly do
Not sure if good or bad.
p-please be gentle
Little bit spiky .-.
Why am I laughing so hard?
If this guy isn't serious I don't know what is.
>>26784538
>but Ivy, i'm not interested in pekomen
>oh ok sorry, good night bro
>>26784538
>http://randompokemon.com/
>I'm furrfag ;_; and this is first try
>>26788509
THIS IS EVEN WORSE
Relaxed Marowak
Probably no chance of boning then
>>26788556
oh... ok, thank you kyogre I will not worry at....ALL?!?! FUCK OFF!!!
Shiiet
Jesus Christ of course it's simisear. At least it's quiet...
>>26784538
>foursome
>>26788704
How would that even work? Who would stick who?
>>26788715
put down your logic... all those mons just rapes
>>26784538
>because it's lonely it becomes too excited and bite me during fug
>once its jaws clamp down on its foe, it will absolutely not let go. Because the tips of its fangs are forked back like fishhooks, they become irremovably embedded.
My body is not ready.
Oh boy.... Umm... Help?
>Naïve
>>26784538
> mfw muk backwards
>>26784538
>Careful Gardevoir
not awful i suppose.
O-oh my
>>26789480
i hope you like vore anon
>>26784538
>Jolly Sliggoo
no
hope it will do what i think
boooing :^)
Actually perfect. Having a dog carefully curl up at the foot of my bed without waking me, buddy there to greet me in the morning? Perfect.
>>26784538
>>http://randompokemon.com/
Quiet Mew
I would have prefered a fluffy pokemon :<
Adamant Magneton
...I'm getting a magnet up my ass aren't I?
IT'S GONNA BE A GREAT NIGHT TONIGHT, BOYS.
>>26784843
Obligatory "I've seen enough he tai to know where this is going"
Well this is going to be one painful night
Uh -- C- couldn't you have been at least evolved?
gentle
>>26786654
But can it learn Crabhammer?
>>26784538
Mother and her child.
Gentle succ
>>26790324
BEST
E
S
T
>>26790324
THE SUCC
H
E
S
U
C
C
Uh
>>26790347
Oh no
>Let me be on top, you little bitch.
gentle hard
Guess I'm a shotacon now.
Goodbye tight boipucci
>Huntail, what's with the Clown Horn?
> And why are you pulling out a pool raft?
> Huntail....?
> ........
Oh god no.
Kinky
>inb4 fake
>>26784538
Send help... pls...
>Timid Volcarona
>Adamant Gourgeist
>Timid Garchomp
>Hasty Flareon
>Hasty Zygarde
>Bold/Hadry Meowstic
>Sassy Mienshao
>Docile Eelektross/Bold Tynamo
I have assembled a harram
>>26790310
What... What would the babby do?
>>26790470
>goes to bed before sundown
>if you make any noise it will wake up and yell at you
>has an alarm with 3 back ups to make sure it doesn't oversleep
>alarms are set to an hour before sunrise
>>26790541
Sleep cozy in a crib in another room with the door shut YOU PERVERT.
>>26790541
Call you dad.
oh.....
>>26790577
But the babby is always with it's mom
>>26790663
>>26790511
Lucky fucks
All I got was a fucking toxicroak >>26790385
>>26790681
At least it isn't this guy
>>26784538
>Hardy Pangoro
I don't know why these threads make me laugh, but they do.
i hate this stupid fuck
>"let's see what my harem would look like"
I don't even know how it would work with Lunatone
>tfw sassy zorua exploiting my fantasies
she'll make me a very cute but very rushed pair of pyjamas
>>26784538
>Docile Exeggutor
pretty chill night, I guess...as long as it doesn't get it's fronds in my face
>Hasty Fearow.
It's goin be a wild night.
>>26785379
>>26785368
At least it doesn't just thrash about like some idiot.
I hope it's bashful because it's atrap
>>26784843
tentarape
BONER STOP. STOP. STOP
I AINT NO FURRY
>Lax Lilipup
How...mundanely domestic.
>>26793643
Not for long, you're not 'no furry'
>>26793643
FUUUUUCKKKK YOUUUUUU. DICK MUH
>>26793658
nah anon my dick twitched but then i realised furry porn is all disgusting fetish shit like inflation and im not about that
>>26789480
lucky Anon
This will either be comfy or get very weird.
Define "brave".
>>26784538
>Quiet Whiscash
I'd imagine most fish to be.
>>26789918
congrats, m8.
kawaii
>>26786459Guess why its paws are brown
help me /vp/
where did I go wrong
O H H H H H H Y E S S S S S
It's a mild volcarona, we sleep on opposite sides of the bed.
[Spoiler]As long as fug doesn't happen, we're good.[/spoiler]
>>26784538
>Hasty Rhyperior
Oooh boi...
ITS HAPPENING!!!!
>>26784538
>Modest Kecleon
it goes invisible and i go to sleep as usual, non the wiser
>>26784538
I think im going to get raped
It's not going to be a comfy night.
>tfw it's got a barbed dick like regular cats
Pray for me on this night anons.
I don't want this.
He he, I'll teach him why he's called the vagina pokkemon
It's going to clamp my dick off, isn't it.
Hope it isn't gassy or I'll be Dutch Ovened for sure!
I am honestly okay with this.
>>26784538
Just fuck my shit up.
>>26784538
I won't lie, this is pretty hot
>Swampert: I'll be gentle to you
>me: *spreads legs for swampert*
>>26784538
I'll be having more than sweet dreams.
Literally the best pillow.
Pretty chill
>ghostly hands teasing you all night
YESSSSSS I WIN
this was my ideal outcome holy shit
>>26784538
IT'S HAPPENING
>[Sizzles Quietly]
>>26794010
F I S T I N G
I
S
T
I
N
G
help
Too bad I'm not into frogs
>page 10
bump
I expected to see a million of these. Good job at being decent, /vp/.
>>26784538
Mild Froslass
too bad I'm gay
>careful leavanny
I'm okay with this
>>26784538
>lax koffing
Well, at least I won't be raped while I slowly die of carbon monoxide poisoning
:/
>>26788120
>Suicune decides to pick you up by the legs using those ribbon things (those are actually prehensile right?) and play with you a little bit before bed.
It also thinks freezing your hair is funny.
>>26789932
>he tai
>>26784538
>Bashful Spinda
drunk bear just wants to cuddle instead of fug
i'm okay with this
>>26784538
Did I win?
>>26784538
>Timid Slaking
Not only is he too lazy to do anything, he's also too timid to do anything. I think I'm safe from the hot sloth dick.
i'm in for a good night.
>>26786459
>>26798282
I want Diggersby to fist my dickhole with one of its ears.
>>26784538
>already have a calm dog sleep in my bed occasionally
Neat. It's like having a second, much larger, dog.
>>26803911
Depends; are you simgle, master?
>>26784538
Probably be pretty comfy really.