>>26772499
have met 4 pokefuckers in real life thus far, they were all reasonably successful and mostly well adjusted people.
one is now my boyfriend and we have great sex.
I'm starting to lose my faith in the legibility of these cringe stories, help me

>Halloween
>Come out of science for break
>Retard is dressed as Ash Ketchum
>Decide to fuck with him
>Knew he was going to be dressed as Ash so I brought an old Mudkip doll
>Gonna smack him in the face with it for the lulz
>Walk up to him
>"Hey, is it true that you like Mudkips?"
>He inhales like crazy
>"MUDKIPS? I LUUUUUUUUUUUUUVE MUDKIPS."
>He starts eyeing the Mudkip doll
>"Do you think you'd ever fuck a Mudkip?"
>"Of course!"
>"Well I just happen--"
>Retard kid snatches the Mudkip doll out of my hands
>*unzips dick*
>Begins humping the Mudkip doll right there
>I try to get out of there
>Girls see and start screaming
>Escape to gender neutral bathroom
>Come out two minutes later and see a crowd has formed around him
>He's still fucking the doll
>"UNNNNNFFF UNNFFFF"
>Some Stacy tries to stop him
>Retard bites her
>Stacy's boyfriend is this Chad Thundercock guy who's captain of the football team
>Football team beats the shit out of this retard with his pants still around his ankles
>Lockdown alarm goes off and we all get corralled into various classrooms
>Intercom bell
>Apparently someone has thrown a flaming doll into the library
>Few minutes go by
>Intercom bell again
>Principal comes on telling anyone who beat up retard should turn themselves in
>Retard's crazy bitch mom takes the intercom and starts cussing into the PA, saying shit about suing and shit
>School counter-sues because kid's retarded sexual outburst

Shit was SO cash

>>26772644
Holy shit, did that really happen?

>>26772688
hi new friend

>>26772644
>dubskip

nice

Three people got dubs out of four posts.

>Holy shit

>>26772499
>>26772644
>>26772688

Impressive

>>26772644
Wow it's been a while

>>26772688
Bait detected

>>26772688
B-bait?

>be me
>playing pokemon
>22 years old
>regularly visit vietnamese cave scrawling website to discuss pokemon

>>26772563
Yeah, I know two furries IRL, and they're both chill people that know how to leave their fetish behind when leaving home.
Cringe stories are in their majority made up.