>go to randompokemon.com
>generate 6 mons
>this is now your team in a real life pokemon adventure
How fucked are you?
Not very fucked
>>26769015
cute pokes get grills
>got my fave
Neat
>all those unevolved mons
Not that different from my actual playthroughs desu, I'll manage
>>26769015
I think I'm okay.
Fuck.
>those natures
jesus
Could be worse.
>>26769079
?
You have a beast Druddigon to fight most things and three mons who can bulk Ice and another who's solid anti-Fairy.
JUST
>>26769113
>druddigon can learn gunk shot
What the actual fuck.
I win
>>26769143
swagplay soon brother
>>26769143
>klefki
GET RID IT RIGHT FUCKING NOW
ew
I'm pretty set.
how did this even happen
>2 Fully evolved pokemon
>One Legendary
I'd say that cancels out the 3 other weaker mons.
>>26769266
It's a family affair
I don't think I have anything to worry about.
>>26769315
forgot pic
Not bad
Too bad I'm still a fucking mobileposter.
I'm fine. Not happy, but fine.
Pretty solid aside from qwilfish, at least kricketot is cute
>>26769341
FUCK FORGOT IMAGE
I'M A FUCKING IDIOT
got a pretty good team
>>26769015
Looks like me and the ElectaBros are gonna have a great time!
could be worse?
I'm satisfied.
The one is all I need
>>26769431
Yeah, haunter is pretty based
>>26769431
Dude... Skiploom's your sweeper? Nice!
I can fly
I can surf
I can find treasure
i canfuck
Life is good
Nice
>>26769015
Pretty great
I'm the opposite of fucked
>flymon
>Stunky to keep away random encounters
>a legendary
>eventually Salamence
can't complain
>Two pink blobs
>A fucking cocoon
At least the other half of the team's alright
>>26769397
>gets Bibarel, one of the best HM slaves in existence.
>"could be worse?"
Anon, I don't know how it can get worse, you're practically set for your adventure.
(No image because I lack the intelect to take screenshots)
>Kangaskhan
>Dialga
>Virizion
>Miltank
>Electrode
>Scrafty
Excelent, I get two of my favourite mons, very powerful peaks and even some real life conveniences.
>>26769431
You got really lucky there kid, managing to get your hands on a superb pokemon like Pachirisu.
I don't have a screenshot because I'm lazy.
> Clefable
> Raikou
> Bonsly
> Poochyena
> Registeel
> Zygarde
I think I'll be fine
>Thunderstone on Pikachu for my favorite
>like everything else
I'm cool with this. Especially Palkia.
Isn't there a little bit too many dragons?
Well, doesn't matter. At least I have my men Mudkip and Pidgeot.
>>26769687
FUCK
>>26769586
Dude. Use the Snipping Tool, it's so much better than a screenshot. Also, holy shit, all those legends.
>>26769143
now you'll never lose your keys
this is honestly a tasteful team aside from the huge water weakness
I think mine is decent
I actually like this team (as long as they all evolve of course)
>>26769721
>Torterra comes and fucks your shit
This will be a decent team once the rest evolve.FUCK YEAH OCTILLERY
I think I'm probably set.
i'm not fucked
my pokemons will evolve?
At least I like fug and Tyranitar
>>26769700
Snipping tool?
godamnit
I mean they might be okay fully evolved but I hate three of them.
>>26769431
Nice, Swinub is a total bro.
I like 'em
Excited to see if I can be the one to bring out Flareon's hidden potential
I think I lost...
>>26770444
Nice trips, but your entire team dies to a Crobat with Bite and Thunderfang
>>26770444
>Mightyena go!
>Use bite!
>thunder fang!
>Howl x2
>Bite
>thunderfang
>bite
>bite
>thunderfang
>Anon lost to youngster billy
Hello, operator? Yes, I'd like tofucking kill myself.Yes I'll hold.
>>26770617
At least you got the chef pokemon EVERYONE likes
I think i'll be fine.
Not bad. Nice spread... best HM slave in the game... and Shedinja...
Welp! There goes my soul!
> 7.8/10, too much fly.
>>26769431
Stunky is really good at dispersing enemies, lucky sod
not bad. got my favorite
>>26769015
come at me bro
PLS NOT EARTHQUAKE
i got 5 shitters
>>26770888 (checked)
Also, alakazam wouldn't be so bad
>>26770888
Is Zygard really that bad
>>26770888
Sunkern will have to carry that team.
>>26770444
damn son, sorry
two birds, three shitmons and a punching bag
these sprites are awesome
is there a sheet somwhere?
>>26769075
Lucky, you got a gigalith
A fucking dinosaur on my team?
I'm good!
>>26771137
Baby rex, dino rhino and a dinosaur with armor.
I can dig it. Smoochum is the only one who can't carry their own weight
It's something
Do they stay NFE or can I evolve them? If I can then I'll survive I think.
>>26769015
I don't wan to play this game anymore.
>>26771242
Cute team
>>26771137
>>26771192
Lucky!!
Not so bad, shame I didn't get any of my favourites, but at least it's pretty well-rounded.
I'll be evolving the unevolved as soon as I can.
I stopped reading after Girantina
WAKE ME UP
>>26771561
Oh look it's Eelektrik, the most forgettable middle evolution.
This isn't bad.
>>26769015
I got a bunch of mons that I like, but they are not very strong at all.
Nice coverage, nice mons. I'll take it.
>>26772453
Go grind on the easy routes, anon
Hold on so if we get NFE pokemon can we level them or is it ash ketchum rules?
don't have the worst coverage in the world
Not bad.
>>26772596
I like how 4/6ths of it is color coordinated
Growlithe will be my buddy who walks around with me
Castform keeps the weather nice on my travels
Everyone else battles for me
>>26771257
Look at the bright side, you could land a job as a rock type gym leader.
This is fine.
Not fucked at all, I'd say
>Haxorus, Slaking, Mesprit, Entei, Talonflame, and Conkeldurr
noice 2bh pham
Holy moly
I think I win
>>26769015
I start with a full team? Wow, easy mode.
Girafarig
Gallade
Patrat
Electrike
Durant
Budew
I think I'll be fine, OP. Especially because this isn't the game we're talking about.
Got my Volbro so I'm happy
>>26769136
>>26771332
have fun as the normal type gym leader
I'm ok with this. Got shroom bro
Looks like I get to master synchro.
>>26769015
I might be able to make it to the league, but I'll surely kill myself long before then in order to escape the incessant buzzing
>>26769015
Eh, hit and miss.
Looks like I wanna burn the pokemon world.
>>26773299
Naw
>"Hypno, do your voodoo so that buzzing stops sounding like my madness "
>The buzzing is now music
>natures weren't optimal
>but brodrill is on my team so it's all okay
>>26773333
checked'em
Well... i guess im a dragon trainer now, im ok with this theyll evolve!
>>26773359
Why title yourself a dragon trainer? There's only one dragon type, might as well be a water trainer since there's more of those.
>>26773396
Also 3 rock types.
>>26773396
Oh your right lol!
Haha i dont like tyranitar so i assumed he was dragon. Well this is embarrassing.
I guess im a rock type trainer
At least i can wreck fire types!
>>26773441
kys m8
>>26769015
New game
>generate 1
>nature on
This mon is going to have its way with you what is it like?
>>26769015
I apparently am a protag
>>26769717
Or will he ALWAYS lose his keys?
>>26769015
>the bara wet dream teamCome to papa.
>>26773546
Uhhho ho ho ho ho ho!
Not bad
>>26773149
>saucenao
>no results
baka desu senpai
I can work with this.
[X] Make Arceus the HM slave of the group
I think I'm gonna do well.
>>26773777
>4000 posts off from having godly sexts
checked still
also I'm fucking dead, I'm gonna get my ass beatem
im fucked
I think I'll be fine
Got one of my favs which is nice
I'm fine with this.
>>26769015
Pretty lame.
im fine with it
>>26774102
Batman team.
>>26774102
two bats and a dead parents pokemon. holy shit
>>26774118
Don't forget the big guy there.
Seems decent, especially if my mons can evolve
Even got my Polibro
Not fucked at all
Forgive me for mobile.
Only about half fucked.
How much would you say a Mesprit would be valued in the black market? Consider Pokémon exist in the real world.
>>26769015
Turtwig is probably my fave starter and simipourfor hugs
>>26769360
FUCK YOU FOR GETTING A PANG-BRO
>>26769909
>Sassy Rayquaza
Is there any better kind?
>>26772778
bretty nice team
>>26773644
All that manlyness
>>26769335
Wanna trade Arcanine for my Ninetales?
Tediursa for affection and attracting the grills, Poliwrath and Noviern can surf and fly respectively plus fuck shit up in general. Ninetales and Keldeo can do some heavy lifting too, and if Marshstomp evolves into Swampert that would be great too. Team typing could be better, but w/e.
Crobat
Oshawott
Kingdra
Bellossom
Buneary
Nidorino
I hate type dupes. but not bad
>>26769015
I think I'll be good
>>26769015
I'm good
I think im fine
This is interesting, but I'm widdit. Magnemite as my starter.
Does anyone wish other random Pokemon could be our starter?
well grovyle is one of my fav pokemon
>Claydol for screening/traps
>Jolteon
>Swoobat for hugs
Excellent
Only downside is two water types
Fairies begone
>>26769015
my man i believe i'm going 2 be a masuta
i'm okay with this
Not bad I guess.
Holy shit, I am set for life senpai
I don't really like them (except Banette) but i'm not fucked at all
They're gonna evolve,right?
If I can evolve them someday, not fucked at all.
I wouldn't mind too much
>>26775386
we immortal now
Not much. Kabrotops is really good in rain, and with Polibroed, I'm all set.
>Pignite is shit though.
>>26769015
>zekrom
I think I could have some fun.
Serviceable. Vanillite is a qt mascot
dat shiny
Bretty good I suppose, workable enough.
noice
Fave starter, and all around balanced roles. If my pokemon evolve, this will be amazing.
I could easily make that work with mega lopunny
Heck I'll release the other 5. Aslong as I have my bro swinub, I'm fine.
This seems damn fine to me.
>>26774257
If anything, it'd be one of those things where anyone that's seeing you selling them would be immediately suspicious and have Looker on the case.
cool
mudkip is my fav pokemon n ludicolo is cool too
the rest of my teams alright i guess
>>26769015
Not fucked at all since I got my all time boy Machamp. Aggron is a great plus.
The real question is, what is the point of even having an adventure with these mons?
Pretty sure I'm doing good.
ill take it
