Why is Mawile so perfect?
She looks like Iris
I want to hug Mawile
>>26722584
>>26722602
Waifu tier. I have a bunch of images saved from here when mega mawile was revealed. I couldn't post 60% of them without being banned
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>>26722584
>She
>>26723980
>implying people catch male Mawile
>all this fanart having Mawiles horns being functional mouths
He doesn't have a tongue in those things.
Best thread of all time
>>26724165
>he
Mawile's hair thingy (or 'thingies' in its Mega) look like a gross, rotten over-ripened banana.
>>26724359
>has
>>26723980
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Futakuchi-onna
>>26724366
Shut the everloving fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to Gardevoir or whatever furbait you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.
>>26724005
Ebin.
What's that you have the highest attack stat in the game?
Can't hear you over that burn
>>26727370
edgy
>>26727408
Daily reminder that sableye is the best mega
>>26727434
brush your teeth
>>26724210
Nice. A level one shiny.
I really hope we get access to mega evo early in SM. The only mega stone I plan on using is on my mawile :-)
When I first played X/Y blind, I caught a Mawile because I had never used one before. I didn't realize how capable she was of demolishing absolutely everything in her path. Iron Maiden was truly the best part of my team and I've been in love since.
>>26727491
I named mine Audry2 after the man eating alien plant from that musical horror classic.
i'd kill for one of the plushes with the magnetic hands
>>26727561
Is that an offical product?
>>26727561
Why? Are they hard to get?
>>26727580
it is, released around 3 years ago
>>26727604
Id rather have a figure instead
Proportions are off
>>26727604
cant wake up
Protagonist uses mega stone on Mawile.
What goes through Mawiles mind.
>"Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds."
>>26724380
>boobs
>>26727370
you are already dead.
yes, even with burn.
>>26722584
nah she is too ROUGH in bed for me
>>26728435
who pedo here?
i know there's a bunch of people on /vp/ who go "hug and snug not fug XD" but want to fuck pokemon anyways
but i'm being earnest when i say please do not sexualize mawile
>>26728641
so you are 'hug and snug not fug' for mawile?
>>26724165
Yeah, it triggers me too but I forgive it if the art looks good.
I want to protect this smile
I want to sexually assault this Pokémon
>>26723022
You don't have to upload them here to post them, anon...
>>26729011
>>26729211
>2 elevens constructively
heh, what are the odds?
>>26723022
to ban evade, delete 4chan cookies and reset ip.
>>26729458
To ban evade better, reverse image search them and post the URL.
>>26729502
if you want to post one image, yes
if you want to post a dozen, its easier to just take care of the fire after it erupts.
>>26722584
Is Mawile viable without Mawilite?
>>26729603
sure it is, but don't expect it to be uber level juggernaught
>>26729603
She's not awful. Well, I mean, she's awful, but not like, Delibird awful.
She makes for a decent, no frills physical statbrick in PU. Both Intimidate and Sheer Force are quite handy, and she gets a number of nice moves as of recently, her Movepool may not be quite as deep as some, but it dings a lot of important points.
A Sheer Force Life Orb Set with Play Rough, Iron Head, Crunch/Sucker Punch, and your coverage move of choce would work nicely as a Wallbreaker of sorts. Just make sure the wall she's trying to break won't OHKO her with a Stab Special move before she can act. The likes of Toarkoal, Grumpig, and Walrein come to mind. She hits ridiculously hard though, hard enough to break even specially defensive Avalugg in two hits with Iron Head. If it comes in on her, or flinches, it's doomed.
Intimidate+Lefties with Play Rough, Pain Split, Substitute, and Stockpile could serve as a decent enough physical tank. Her awful HP makes Pain Split a rather nice option, though unless you get those Stockpiles up, a Volt Switch or something carried by an otherwise physical attacker can to scary things to your hP bar.
Intimidate+Stealth Rock, Knock Off, Toxic, and Taunt could serve as an offensive support.
You could also try for a Sword+Sub+Pass to someone else if you want a team support Mawile, using her typing and Intimidate to make an opening. She's probably not fast or naturally bulky enough to give both, though
Mawile has lots of options, but her poor speed and special defense, coupled with poor HP makes her tough to keep alive. A good special, neutral Stab will certainly kill her, much less a great one.
