Quick, claim your shouldermon!
Claiming Rotom
I got Glaceon
I'll take Meowth
>>26716275
fuck you
claimed
Claiming the best shouldermon
>>26716296
>>26716299
Remember: no picture, no claim.
Also, claiming my Steel-type key bro.
Mine, you guys
Mine
Ditto
Mine
Claimed
>>26716296
>>26716299
>Pokemon that dont easily fit on shoudler
>>26716604
Missed it by that much, I'll share though
does it still count as a shoulder mon if i ride on its shoulder?
>>26716621
Nah it's cool I'll take Raichu
Claimed.
<3
Claimed~
>>26716607
That's what I wonder about these threads and threads of people claiming their team IRL.
>Lmao dude I'd have a goodra, gyarados, hydreigon, etc
>But I'd also have to feed them and house them
>>26716326
>Farfetch'd
>Shoulder mon
>33 lbs, while traveling
I claim Haunter
>>26716296
>>26716299
>>26716326
>>26716632
>>26716683
These are not shouldermons.
>>26716697
Haunter is five feet tall
>>26716683
Mega Garchomp is 6 feet tall
>>26716724
He hovers over my shoulder, so what? So does OPs Rotom
Noibat
Claimed
Claimed.
>>26716724
>>26716711
ok, then I claim Joltik
>>26716746
But he's small haunter is the size of an average human
>>26716767
>>26716772
Good taste
>>26716779
>average human
>5 feet
Anon...
Aaaaaaand claimed
>>26716693
Don't be autistic. It's a fucking bird, has hollow bones, and can support its own weight effortlessly.
>>26716859
Dex says 33lb
>>26716711
Oh excuse me senpai for breaking the fantasy rules of your fantasy world! Let me just quickly recalibrate my fascination with a made-up children's cartoon to fit your structured logic!
>>26716693
>implying 33 lbs is heavy
Do you even lift bro?
>>26716275
I'm sorry, OP. But you can't claim a pokedex.
Claiming
nihehehehe
Mine yeah only MINE!
>>26716889
If you sincerely think a Farfetch'd pulls 33lbs every given moment of its life, that it isn't constantly catching a faint updraft to alleviate its weight, then you're obviously underage and should not be browsing this board.
>>26716889
Go to bed, Richard
>>26717003
Fuck off. Weight is canon, even if you disagree with dex-entries, it's an actually battle and game mechanic for fucks sake.
>>26716999
You've got some big shoulders anon.
3'03"
43lbs
I lift, i aint scared none
Claiming best shouldermon.
>>26717023
I agree with dex entries (it's literally handed to you in-game, why would anyone disagree?), and I agree it weighs that much. That being said, it's a flying type and has the superpowers granted all Pokemon. If that thing sat on your shoulder, it would not be pushing down with a full 33lbs. If it can carry you with Fly, it can also use air currents to mitigate its weight and "float," so to speak, even as it's using you to stand. It's a valid shouldermon. It's not like you're trying to have a Garchomp squat on your shoulder.
Funnily enough, Seagulls weigh like 5lbs. Eagles like maybe 10? It's regardless crazy that Farfetch'd can weigh that much. Where does it all go? Muscle? It's weak though...
Pokeadex Rotom!!!!
>>26717097
This guy's got the right idea. Flying shouldermon = best shouldermon.
>>26717097
DON'T SHIRK YOUR WORK
All these newgen pokes
>>26717135
SMILES GO FOR MILES
why is it that the best shouldermons are electric? Also claiming this cutie.
>>26717135
>>26717192
Ohhh haha Wigglytuff's Guild. I gotta play that game again soon.
Claimed
>>26716755
>>26717097
>>26717119
Flying mons best mons.
>>26716724
>Mega Garchomp is 6 feet tall
lmao pokemanlet
>>26717031
Yes I'm fat as fuck
Porygon
Stingulor
Do piggyback rides count?
Gotcha
Dibs on furret
>>26717103
The leek man. That shit probably weighs like 20 lbs. The little fucker fights with that shit, so I would not be surprised wild Farfetch'd go on a rite of passage sort of quest to find the heaviest, most sturdy leek around.
Zubat claim
One of these
>>26716275
Nekkoala.
I've got Sylveon. She make herself very light and comfy.
>>26717090
That was mine... I have to find a new one now.
with the green bandana from melee
>>26717848
don't teach it double slap for the love of god
>>26716275
Claiming duskull. Coolest ghost.
Is a lot bigger than you may think
>>26719214
How would you even put a fish on your shoulder?
>>26716779
Haunter weighs less than a pound
Claimed
Claimed.
Claimed
Totodile claimed.
Btw, how would one interrupt an evolution in practice? Run up to your pokemon and kick it mid-evolution process?
>>26719243
With love
Claiming it
>>26716275
>most of my favorites are either too big or too heavy
Okay.
>>26719279
I'm sorry for your impalement.
>>26717192
RUN AWAY AND PAY
>>26719338
>tfw your favorite is large enough to have you as a shoulder-human
Suffering.
Claiming Spearbro.
>>26719309
Airhorn.
lmao, how did you losers forget the only one that matters?
>>26719311
That's the spirit
claiming midget head dragon
>>26719340
But anon, I am the Earth
>>26719309
In the Manga the Pokedex allows trainers to stop evolution
CHERUBI IN THE HAUS
>>26719371
you have worms, amongst many many other parasites then
Shinx
Claiming best sprout
Claimed
claiming
claiming
>>26716767
nice
>>26719525
>37.5kg
Do you lift?
>>26716275
No. I will not claim something weaker than myself.
Best frog
claim'd
Cute
drowsy
Claim!
>>26716772
Damn. You claimed my eternal bro. Btw. Joltik is so small that It is literally a "pocket monster"
Me on the right
Mine!
Claimed
Claimed!
Turtwig was too heavy </3
claiming best shouldermon/hat
>>26720001
oh boy he did it
>>26716601
Good friend
got eem
>>26717529
Stingulor is too big retard.
Oh Good, nobody's claimed the best one!
>>26721690
Going by the examples in this thread only a handful seem to actually take this into account at all.
Claiming Shucks
claimed
Claimed
jesus christ you guys are bad at this
Claimed
>>26716601
o-ok I'll just-
>>26717119
FUCK! Fine. That's fine I still have-
>>26717848
....
78.5 lbs is n-nothin'
easy peasy
I would never give up on you, my little 1' / 20 lb shoulder 'mon.
Claimed. I'm surprised that it's only 9.2kg, even Poochyena is heavier. As a rock Pokemon I thought that they would make it heavier.
Claimed. His all mine!
Claimed
claiming the best grass type
Not exactly a "shoulder"mon but it works.
Dibs on Ralts
>>26722353
>11.5 kg
Pretty good workout.
Claimed.
Aww yeah nobody picked the secret best!
>>26722789
damn, i missed
>>26717090
because of the bad art
Claiming this cutie instead
my lil ugly friend
Claimed
these threads are cancer personified
clizzyizzaimed
Claimed, need this little guy in my life
>>26722949
Heres your (You) anon.
What makes you say that?
claimed
>>26716601
>>26716604
>>26716621
Damn it
>>26719541
>>26721706
Fuck
>>26721808
SON OF A BITCH
FINE, HERE'S THE NEXT BEST THING, I HATE ALL OF YOU FOR HAVING GREAT TASTE.
Have a nice comfy grass mon
Claiming scuttle scuttle
claiming this cute little shit
Claimed749.6 lbs. RIP In Proboscis
claiming
>>26722843
Fuck you
Claimed
swablu
Noibat, but Jolteon and Glaceon are up there too. (and several more)
Claiming this little asshole.
>>26721854
Well I guess you could ride ITS shoulder...
Also, so happy no one claimed this adorable little guy.
the spirit of a dead relative haunts me?, might as well be a cute little pokemon
Sneasel weighs 60 pounds. What kind of shoulders do you guys have?
>>26725319
Piggy-back rides are a thing Anon.
Ha, claimed
Claiming
Fennekin.
How the fuck has nobody claimed the best starter?
>>26721770
That dedenne looks baked as fuck
Claiming
Claimed
>>26717409
mudda fucka, you claimed the best one
>>26722714
If you're a DYEL sure
Claimed
I'll always bring willpower with me.
>>26725818
>>26723567
>>26722789
>>26717090
Bros
Here is my pick.
>>26716275
Do you even lift, bro?
Claiming.
Claimed
>>26716275
Claiming Hoppip
Claiming Pichu
>6'4 283lbs
>This nigga will be my backpack if need-be
>>26719214
>>26721109
>>26722816
>>26723567
>>26724463
hi friends
claiming Tynamo
fucking claimed
Claiming Crobat
Larvesta
Claimed!
Claimed.
>>26716604
God when are Pokemon gonna go back to having solid personality and interesting themes in their animations.
Any more of these gifs?
Claimed!
