>http://randompokemon.com
>set pokemon to 2
>turn off NFE
>turn on natures
>generate>the pokemon generated raise you as a child>first pokemon is the mom, second pokemon is the dadHow is your childhood?
>>26710870
>tough, no-nonsense mother who's also an empress
>down to earth father who's fun but sensible and also married into power and is now an emperor
Cool.
>Chill mom
>Fun dad
>Both super strong
I guess I'm just awesome
>quirky dad
>jolly mom
Sounds fun
>Abusive mom that zaps my ass at the slightest hint of me screwing up
>Dad who's too much of a bitch to speak against it
Shit
Brain and brawn sweet
>>26710870
My soft-spoken, closeted dad using my hard-ass hambeast of a mom as a beard?
>Hardy Gastrodom ;_;
> Timid Simisage
Hell no.
>>26710870
>first pokemon is the mom, second pokemon is the dad
This is strange.
>>26711151If a girl, just switch the order of mom and dad.
>>26711151
You've clearly been raised by lesbians.
>>26711098
Do you know what impish means?
>>26711038
>>26711151
>Both parents are trans
Kek
i have cute parents. shame im probably gonna end up a furfag tho.
>>26711216
I've gone 21 years without knowing the correct definition to impish. Fuck me
>>26711220
Stop using slurs.
>>26711220What's wrong with being a furfag?
Guess my mother and I are fucking due to my father's naivety, and she's constantly sassy about it.
This is a much better life, at least I can get laid.
>>26710870
I have cool parents
>>26711326
And my dumb ass completely forgot the pic...
>>26711279nothing :^)
Mild Linoone mother and Timid Jynx father. My childhood is fucked.
Sassy and grassy.
I guess the house is half underwater?
not sure how to feel about this
so a brave emoga and niave Gigalith walk into a bar...
>>26711326
>>26711338
You're going to fuck your pokemom? Wtf dude.
Oh
Help me
i love my docile time dragon dad
I think I'll turn out ok
>>26712874
Lol found a pic of my parents when they first met
Guys...
noice
>>26713089
Stacy's mom has got it going on.
>>26713168
>>26710870
>Jolly Slowbro mom who is slow, but always happy and joyful.
>Lax Kingdra dad that loves his wife for who she is and takes life one step at a time.
better than my childhood
>Naive Roserade mom
>Docile Solrock dad
My parents have a loving relationship, dad showers mom with love and affection like the sun on a flower. Mom's naivete does get me into some not-so-ideal situations, but she's not a bad parent by any means and cares greatly for me. Dad spoils me a bit with lots of fun outings, and teaches me gentle life lessons. It's a happy childhood.
I wish they were my real parents...
>>26711433
What, you're not?
Well it seems I'm a mother fuger
>Trans lati parents
That's cool I guess
oh lord
>>26713984
Good luck, man.
>>26713911
>incest
>>26710870
chill mom who appreciates and loves me. Headstrong dad with much persistance/ stubbornness. Sounds like nothing is changing.
I'm fucked.
>>26710870
>mom: lonely pidgeot
>Dad: Impish simipour
A depressed mother and a joking dad, sounds like a very peculiar childhood
>>26713692
Its the other way around, anon
I think they might be on the verge of a divorce
>>26710870
>grow up as a happy toddler
>never question that I have 2 mommies
>turn 8 years old
>want to play with other boys
>ask my mommies why other kids have dads
>suddenly I'm on hormone suppressants
>my name is changed to something girly
>now I'm a transwoman bc my mommies told me I was
>smdh
My mother is sweet and naive. She spoils me with many things. My dad on the other hand is a hard-ass money saver who vehemently hates spending our money.
>>26711416
You'll grow up to be a Black Belt.
Relaxed Zangoose
Quiet Audino
Easy going mother, and a dad who might seem distant, but whenever I'm hurting he'll give fatherly words of advice that always seem to pick me up.
Sassy dad with a sharp tongue. Always has a reply for things.
Gentle mom. Probably softspoken.
This is cool.
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>>26713984
>What do you mean you ate all the food?!
>shy mom whose personality contradicts her looks
>pure and innocent dad, probably comically romantic
>Quiet housewife and pringles dad that's the first to criticize without offering solutions
>>26716408
I'm want to fuck your mom.
rip dad
>dad says something embarrassing to mum
>gets destroyed by concrete
>fatherless child
>>26717232
*Fug
>>26710870
I just dont even know
>>26717363
>Mom never pays attention to me and I fall into drugs and get high all the time. Mom was some upscale high class slut and got knocked up while cuckolding her boyfriend.
>Dad was a dick and wanted me to play sports but I didn't want to. Dad cuckolded some guy and knocked his wife up. That's how I was born.
My mom is a cuntboy apparently.
