What the hell has he been doing for 3000 years?
Being sad
Walking around I guess
>>26704525
Living
EV training
>>26704525
Huffing paint and shitting outside, like all hobos. I guess
>>26704525
Letting his hair grow and then discoloring it.
Beating his meat to Floette rule 34
>>26704525
Searching for His best friend.
>>26704525
shiny hunting
But the reason the Pokemon world is so happy is because there is no internet. That's why you don't have a computer in your room anymore.
IV breeding and EV training
>legitfags
>>26704555
Stats, EVs and IVs don't exist in Pokémon Actuality.
Shitposting on /vp/
completing the shinydex
>>26704578
IV breeding and EV training don't exist in Pokémon lore.
>>26704588
The Internet didn't exist, 3,000 years ago.
>>26704583
>>26704594
Fucking hell they do.
>"Your Pokemon has worked very hard. Have this effort ribbon."
>"Your Pokemon has outstanding potential overall."
Is he a 3000 year old virgin?
I sure hope so because I'm a 21 year old virgin.
>>26704583
>>26704594
>effort ribbon
>multiple NPCs hinting at IVs by saying some pokemon are naturally stronger than others
>>26704618
Try being a 36 year old virgin.
>>26704634try 43
>>26704525
shitposting about his waifu on /vp/
>>26704604
How do you know?
Were you there?
>>26704667
Ok, that is clearly the head of a penis.
>>26704625
Not Everything in the games are part of Pokémon lore.
>>26704612
Non-canon.
>>26704611
Pokémon stats don't exist in Pokémon Actuality/lore.
>>26704684
Maybe it's a mushroom
>>26704525
Being remarkably unimportant.
Honestly, if he was removed from the whole game, nothing would have changed.
>>26704669
It didn't.
>>26704737
AZ was the one who created the ultimate weapon, and had the keys to control it.
>>26704741
How certain are you of that statement?
>>26704702
>>26704712
You should let Gamefreak know that you decided this for them
>>26704792
Pokémon stats, EV and IV don't exist in Pokémon Actuality.
>>26704588
>>26704741
Maybe he made /vp/ in order to shitpost on it
>>26704777
It didn't exist on Earth, 3,000 years ago.
Humanity was still primitive.
>>26704795
When is this fucking thing going to get released
>>26704818
How do you know?
>>26704812
> shitposting caused the great Kalos war
>>26704839
Never ever, 1000th event GF scrapped
>>26704634
>>26704662
Wait, you guys serious? Just pay a prostitute already. It's not that expensive. And I'm honestly not trying to make fun of you or anything, that's just what I would do.
>>26704812
Nah. AZ was busy, looking for Floette.
>>26704846
It didn't exist, around that time.
>>26704861
Micropenis
>>26704878
I'll take your word for it.
>>26704878
>he doesn't know about the ancient roman shitposting empire
>>26704525
Searching for Floette about 3,000 years.
>>26704525
He's been wandering the planet searching for his Floette, trying to find ways to rectify the mistakes he made during the war. You try living for 3000 years of immortality knowing that you caused genocide and made your best friend abandon you because of your actions, it's gotta be hell on his psyche.
>>26704759
I mean, his character being around during the time you play. Remove his appearances and the final battle, would anything be different?
>>26704728
Spoiler alert:It isn't.
>>26704888
They don't care. As long as you pay them. Besides, some act really nice (likely as a part of the job).
>>26704932
His character being around is so it doesn't just come out of nowhere when he does show up and have the key to the ultimate weapon stolen from him. I don't understand what your criticism is. It could be written so that it didn't matter, you could write any of the characters in any Pokemon so that it didn't matter, but they weren't.
>>26704978
I'm just saying his presence seems superfluous.
Day I
I will keep this journal as a record of my observations during my journey. I am sure when I find Floette she will wish to peruse my musings, if only to know what has transpired since she has been gone. Though it pains me, it is also my duty to record change the land has undergone due to the incident. Perhaps Floette need not read those parts.
Day IV
How terribly great power can mutilate familiar territory into a torturous, alien waste. Were the land itself a creature I would fear it already dead.
I do not wish to write anymore on this subject. Floette will be reading this.
Day VIII
I have still not discovered Floette. This is of great concern. I do not think my friend is in danger – she cannot be, in this condition we share. Perhaps, she is simply trapped somewhere and cannot escape? A thought most cruel – I almost wish it hadn’t crossed my mind.
Day IX
How terribly my friend must miss me, and I her. I am loathe to imagine she is in trouble or hurt, but try as I might to keep these thoughts at bay, like starving hounds they devour me.
Where is my friend? Why is she not here? What is keeping her away?
Day XI
A single flower blooms in the wasteland. Floette would have liked it.
WILL like it.
Day XII
Far too much time has passed. Where is my dearest friend? I must redouble my efforts.
Day XVIII
I am searching. There is no time to write.
Day XXXIV
I am searching
Day XCVIII
I am searching
Day DCCCXC
I am searching
>>26704574
\thread
Doing Bum Reviews with Chester A Bum.
>>26704525
Searching for his Floette while being hunted down by a doge/snek/robot for indirectly threatening the ecosystem with the Ultimate Weapon
>>26704662679 years
>>26704525
Jerking off
>>26704903
I want to fuck the sadness out of that Floette.
>>26706174
do you know AZ Floette location?
Dressing up as a polar bear and being in a Sonic fighting game
>>26706190
Yes, on my penis.
Sitting on the toilet
Has AZ appeared in the anime yet? Or are they just not gonna mention him or the Ultimate Weapon?
>>26706304
They never mentioned Sina and Dexio in the anime either.
>>26704583
Fuck off Richard
>>26706236
does floette just gets belly rubs or puss puss stimulation
>>26706404
They don't exist in Pokémon Actuality.
>>26706236
Nice.
AZ and Floette thread?
>>26704583
>>26704594
>>26704702
>>26704712
>>26704723
>>26704804
Is this what it's like to have autism?
>>26707725
Yes
He wuz kang n sheeit
>>26704525
Whatcha think?It have sumfin to do w/Liam Pomferret's dungeon
As they say - Commonwealth-Common Bed
Obviously Karos is on the Great Britain
>>26707818
Fuck off Yank with proxy
he was on a big journey to tell everyone that gen1 was the best and only the original 151 were good
because no internet 3000 years ago
