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Snek are for snugs not for fugs
>>26701520
DELETE THIS
>>26701520
>says that
>post that image
How would Snivy smell like? Freshly cut grass? Mint? Green tea?
I perfer snek husband
>>26701520
Let's...... not go there. Instead, let's have a civilized conversation about why you guys have such a fuck up fetish.
Also, a moment of silent for our fellow Snek, the Mighty Zygarde, for he will not have his own game... RIP Snek-Dragon looking pokemon
Dawn must be the strongest human alive for her to playfully balance 4 Dunsparce, each weight 14 kg, on her head.
>>26704762
I prefer this shipping
Will you able to make HER happy, Anon?
>>26707119
Nope! I'm too fuggin lazy.
I SALUTE YOU
Bet you pussy fart aren't as committed to your Snek as this guy
I'm feeling generous today. I'm going to dump some of my shit. You can thank me later...
For any of you Anon who enjoy these kind of thing
>You'll never got to hug your Snek
>You'll never get to hear a lullaby from a Snek when you're tired
>You'll never get to have an awkward moment with your awkward Snek.
You'll never get to see HIS beautiful smile.
Me in the middle
>You'll never get to see your Snek enjoying eating an Icecream
Some of Winte's arts
>>26708486
>You'll never get to be mistreated by your Snek.
*chomp
*stare
>You'll will never get to share your chocolate stick with your Snek
>My Dickwill never put a blanket when you're asleep
>Your Snek will never have a game
>>26708429
That snek has hands though, those leafy things behind its chest are hands
When?
ITT: Autism
>>26708535
I see you're new here
>>26708530
>You'll never had the chance to help your Serperior with HER smelly armpit problem
>>26708535
Please, this is a civilized thread. Just grab a tea and have a sip.
>>26708535
>implying 80% of 4chan isn't autistic
>implying that number isn't closer to 95% for /vp/
Ok, finish dumping.
>>26708567
>Implying that 4chan still have a non-autistic minority
ey where all the sevipers at?
>>26708686
Post yfw Zangoose gets a gen 7 mega and Seviper doesn't
>>26708762
i will cry
>>26708782
What is this you've posted? I want a pokemon based on it.
>>26708686
I only got a few
>>26708762
>You'll never get sexually harassed by your Snek.I think this count, sort of
>>26708873
>I'll never be sexually harassed by anyone
> I'll never have any sexual experience with anyone
>instead all I have is posting in snek threads on /vp/
Feels bad man!
>>26709203
>Implying 4chan is a great place to seek advice
I'm going to be honest. I don't give a fuck about your life. But, I am going to give you advice.
>I'll never be sexually harassed by anyone
Well, that's actually a good things. Being sexually harassed is a bad thing.
> I'll never have any sexual experience with anyone
Well, at least you won't get STD.
>instead all I have is posting in snek threads on /vp/
Good
Listen, the reason why you are treated the way you are now is because of your faults.
You choose to present yourself to the people around you as someone who is less significant, loser, NEET, rude, ect. Try changing the way you present yourself to others. Try to treat others people nicely. Try changing your attitude.
You also choose to let others people calling you names, mistreated you, disrespecting you. Stand up for yourself. Build some muscle. Flex harder.
If the problem is your appearance, then put on a smug on your face. I see many ugly people that got the girl of their life and success. Trust me. You just have improved your appearance, like wearing cool clothes, or wearing a fidora, or put some makeup.
If you refuse to change, then don't complain why people treated you this way.
>>26706797
At least he'll be get new forms in sun and moon
>>26709814 so anyone know how to delete a post? i hate looking at my spelling errors
Does anyone got the pic where snivy peck oshawott? Really want that one...
>>26709835
nope no deleting, only typos
>>26709711
the dubs give good advice
>>26710592
Damn, fine. I was going to have you to feel absolute shame for your typo. But, today I feel generous. You see a white box on topleft of your post, click it, then on the bottom you'll 'delete post'. Press the delete bottom. If you pick file then it will only delete your picture, gif, ect. You cannot fix typo, i think
This thread is what I look forward to every week. Also we need more Seviper in this thread.
>>26707279
mfwthat was mine
and I'll agreethat snake is my husbando, I want to fuck that snakeso committedhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/10vMTLCjfmeJiNagOH3Su3r0GML1TCmidi1sOOcYnp78/edit?usp=sharing
>>26707136
>>26711463
>>26711212
I salute you
>>26710858
what is this? a snake banner for ants?
>>26711996
yes
>>26711996
Yes, because I view you poorfags as ants.
>>26711212
Listen, I'm honestly curious - what makes you want to fuck with that snake so much? Is it the sensation of being unable to move? Is it some kind of bondage fetish? Are you into bondage, too?
>>26712939
there's something about being wrapped around tightly that turns me on. It's like a giant full body hug. I also like the red eyes and ears that serperior has. While I am kinda into bondage that's not most of it. I feel like it's better than bondage because it's a living thing that's wrapping around you rather than leather or a rope, a living moving thing. It just really fascinates me and I find it really hot I guess. I am submissive as well so I kind of like the lack of control. I do like tight hugs as well.
pic is proof that it's same anon.
>>26713556
This is some interesting stuff. I'd love to discuss this further, unfortunately, it's 00:02 here so I'll head to bed. If this thread still lives tomorrow I'll write again.
>>26714228
staardrgn9992gmail.com
star is supposed to have 2 a's in it btw, just making sure you know it's not a typo.
and since I did it earlier I'll do it again, pic is proof that it's the same anon
>>26715279
wow I fucked up, here's pic
Unique design philosophy snek
bumping to make sure >>26714228 sees my email
>>26710466
Can't find that one in my inventory atm, but here's another Snivy/Oshawott pic to compensate.
Bumpin'
>tfw you know you're so delicious that people can eat you
>When the Lotad coming for you.
>When you get headshoted by 50-Caliber sniper round while doing your shit
>tfw you're bind to society expectation
>tfw you're from the best gen
>When you tried so hard not to evolve to your final evolution
>You'll never make your Snek this happy
>>26711212
Art style looks nice but the fangs look uncanny, at least for me.
>>26718677
why is this hot?
>>26718798
Because it's singing a lullaby.
>>26718798
Me in the middle
>>26715279
Seems like this E-Mail adress (and some variants I tried) doesn't exist. A shame. But maybe you could try to send me one at [email protected]?
>>26719074
Here's a version without vore
>>26720042
but I like soft vore
Snek don't die
>>26719074
Why boner why?
>>26719074
>mega flygon
>>26719783
sorry it was [email protected] I seemed to have misspelled it. Also I sent you an email.
